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" Q Who invented the five day working week. A Robinson Crusoe, he was buggered by Friday." Naaa friday gave head it says in the book! | |||
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" Q Who invented the five day working week. A Robinson Crusoe, he was buggered by Friday." A All his work was done by Friday...? | |||
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"Dyslexics rule, KO The Queen rules, UK Celebrity rules, Hello!" Thought fit guys did ...rule? | |||
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"Thought fit guys did ...rule?" I wouldn't know | |||
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"Thought fit guys did ...rule? I wouldn't know" you are not holding your sceptre? | |||
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"you are not holding your sceptre?" Haven't heard it called that before! | |||
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"you are not holding your sceptre? Haven't heard it called that before! " I have a thing for Royal Regalia | |||
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"I'll be at your palace gates before you can say Saxe-Gothburg!" Brilliant - consider yourself knighted and bring your Hanovarian;-) | |||
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"Brilliant - consider yourself knighted and bring your Hanovarian;-)" I don't have a dog | |||
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" bet i was never on in the first place" but hey what a way to get you into Hotlists - its ths charm offensive | |||
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" The wife has just had a big W tattoeed on each arse cheek. She bent over to show me. W O W!" now that would have been so ok without the word "big" - lol | |||
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"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel *" * passes the magnifier round * | |||
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"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. " is this the comment AFTER you pinched his towel lol?;-) | |||
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"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel *" what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-) | |||
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" The wife has just had a W tattooed on each arse cheek. She bent over to show me. W O W! " sorted | |||
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"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel * what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-)" i've hidden it well so he cant put it back on | |||
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"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel * what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-) i've hidden it well so he cant put it back on" excellent - what shall we do with him now he is exposed and a bit vulnerable | |||
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"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel * what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-) i've hidden it well so he cant put it back on" So much for my legendary shyness... | |||
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"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel * what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-) i've hidden it well so he cant put it back onexcellent - what shall we do with him now he is exposed and a bit vulnerable" | |||
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"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel * what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-) i've hidden it well so he cant put it back on So much for my legendary shyness... " i've seen the legendary shyness..it exists like mine, but you're in safe hands between provocative and myself xx | |||
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"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel * what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-) i've hidden it well so he cant put it back onexcellent - what shall we do with him now he is exposed and a bit vulnerable " vulnerable AND speechless, come on Sprite - lets take a gentle advance to take advantage | |||
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"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel * what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-) i've hidden it well so he cant put it back onexcellent - what shall we do with him now he is exposed and a bit vulnerable vulnerable AND speechless, come on Sprite - lets take a gentle advance to take advantage" OK, i'll loan you £10 with high interest | |||
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"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel * what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-) i've hidden it well so he cant put it back onexcellent - what shall we do with him now he is exposed and a bit vulnerable vulnerable AND speechless, come on Sprite - lets take a gentle advance to take advantage" well the thread is entitled quickies....so how about we join a few together and have a nice long session | |||
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"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel * what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-) i've hidden it well so he cant put it back onexcellent - what shall we do with him now he is exposed and a bit vulnerable vulnerable AND speechless, come on Sprite - lets take a gentle advance to take advantage OK, i'll loan you £10 with high interest" Mushy you are part of the act - as is Mr Heritage and Smarty xx Sprite, Diamond and I will be busy lol | |||
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"Mushy you are part of the act - as is Mr Heritage and Smarty xx Sprite, Diamond and I will be busy lol" Am I out then? | |||
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"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel * what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-) i've hidden it well so he cant put it back onexcellent - what shall we do with him now he is exposed and a bit vulnerable vulnerable AND speechless, come on Sprite - lets take a gentle advance to take advantage OK, i'll loan you £10 with high interest Mushy you are part of the act - as is Mr Heritage and Smarty xx Sprite, Diamond and I will be busy lol" brilliant, you hear that lads, home baked cakes | |||
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"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel * what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-) i've hidden it well so he cant put it back onexcellent - what shall we do with him now he is exposed and a bit vulnerable vulnerable AND speechless, come on Sprite - lets take a gentle advance to take advantage OK, i'll loan you £10 with high interest Mushy you are part of the act - as is Mr Heritage and Smarty xx Sprite, Diamond and I will be busy lol" yes, no escaping now mushy! | |||
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" Am I out then? " jeezuz, how long you been gay? only joking | |||
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"Mushy you are part of the act - as is Mr Heritage and Smarty xx Sprite, Diamond and I will be busy lol Am I out then? " Not at all - go back to post above... you were in the orginal act.. we just added all the others to keep you company with the task ahead | |||
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"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel * what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-) i've hidden it well so he cant put it back onexcellent - what shall we do with him now he is exposed and a bit vulnerable vulnerable AND speechless, come on Sprite - lets take a gentle advance to take advantage OK, i'll loan you £10 with high interest Mushy you are part of the act - as is Mr Heritage and Smarty xx Sprite, Diamond and I will be busy lol brilliant, you hear that lads, home baked cakes " lemon drizzle is my speciality ...just mind the grater | |||
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"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel * what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-) i've hidden it well so he cant put it back onexcellent - what shall we do with him now he is exposed and a bit vulnerable vulnerable AND speechless, come on Sprite - lets take a gentle advance to take advantage OK, i'll loan you £10 with high interest Mushy you are part of the act - as is Mr Heritage and Smarty xx Sprite, Diamond and I will be busy lol brilliant, you hear that lads, home baked cakes " lemon drizzle is my speciality ...just mind the grater | |||
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"Mushy you are part of the act - as is Mr Heritage and Smarty xx Sprite, Diamond and I will be busy lol Am I out then? Not at all - go back to post above... you were in the orginal act.. we just added all the others to keep you company with the task ahead" Who's "Smarty" then? | |||
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" Who's "Smarty" then? " that'll be yer arse, smarting, once the girls have done with us, oops i mean you | |||
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" mushy, mush? you'll be making me Huskie in no time" ooh i hope so, nothing like a husky voice to give you goosebumps | |||
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"Mushy you are part of the act - as is Mr Heritage and Smarty xx Sprite, Diamond and I will be busy lol Am I out then? Not at all - go back to post above... you were in the orginal act.. we just added all the others to keep you company with the task ahead Who's "Smarty" then? " That was your nickname on this particular topic I believe I need to kiss and make up now | |||
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"I believe I need to kiss and make up now " Agreed! | |||
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"I believe I need to kiss and make up now Agreed!" he cant be smarty cos they have pants | |||
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"I believe I need to kiss and make up now Agreed! he cant be smarty cos they have pants " lol, nice one sprote.... | |||
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"I believe I need to kiss and make up now Agreed! he cant be smarty cos they have pants lol, nice one sprote.... " Sprite - he just called your Sprote! Is that cos he is afraid, nervous or excited ??? | |||
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"I believe I need to kiss and make up now Agreed! he cant be smarty cos they have pants lol, nice one sprote.... Sprite - he just called your Sprote! Is that cos he is afraid, nervous or excited ???" Or all three | |||
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"I believe I need to kiss and make up now Agreed! he cant be smarty cos they have pants lol, nice one sprote.... Sprite - he just called your Sprote! Is that cos he is afraid, nervous or excited ??? Or all three" or only typing one-handed? | |||
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"I believe I need to kiss and make up now Agreed! he cant be smarty cos they have pants lol, nice one sprote.... Sprite - he just called your Sprote! Is that cos he is afraid, nervous or excited ??? Or all three or only typing one-handed?" resulting in some keys being a bit sticky? | |||
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"I believe I need to kiss and make up now Agreed! he cant be smarty cos they have pants lol, nice one sprote.... Sprite - he just called your Sprote! Is that cos he is afraid, nervous or excited ??? Or all three or only typing one-handed? resulting in some keys being a bit sticky?" Not yet... ...oh, wait... | |||
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"I believe I need to kiss and make up now Agreed! he cant be smarty cos they have pants lol, nice one sprote.... Sprite - he just called your Sprote! Is that cos he is afraid, nervous or excited ??? Or all three or only typing one-handed? resulting in some keys being a bit sticky? Not yet... ...oh, wait... " Well... mind the towel... | |||
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"I believe I need to kiss and make up now Agreed! he cant be smarty cos they have pants lol, nice one sprote.... Sprite - he just called your Sprote! Is that cos he is afraid, nervous or excited ??? Or all three or only typing one-handed? resulting in some keys being a bit sticky? Not yet... ...oh, wait... Well... mind the towel..." Whatever happend to those rubber membranes that fitted over keyboards, but think they were supposed to save your keyboard from coffee spills | |||
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"lol - just need one of those roll-up rubber keyboards. Thanks for all your concern, but all is now wiped clean... Now for round 2...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" I like a man with a speedy recovery rate | |||
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"lol - just need one of those roll-up rubber keyboards. Thanks for all your concern, but all is now wiped clean... Now for round 2...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I like a man with a speedy recovery rate " * snores * | |||
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"lol - just need one of those roll-up rubber keyboards. Thanks for all your concern, but all is now wiped clean... Now for round 2...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I like a man with a speedy recovery rate * snores *" lol.. whatever happened to "round2" -lol | |||
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" I like a man with a speedy recovery rate " Recovery? What recovery? Just tell me to stop and get off in the morning. | |||
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" I like a man with a speedy recovery rate Recovery? What recovery? Just tell me to stop and get off in the morning." Nice one Mushy, I am going tobed with a dreamy smile on my face | |||
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" I like a man with a speedy recovery rate Recovery? What recovery? Just tell me to stop and get off in the morning. Nice one Mushy, I am going tobed with a dreamy smile on my face" enjoy | |||
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"lol - just need one of those roll-up rubber keyboards. Thanks for all your concern, but all is now wiped clean... Now for round 2...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I like a man with a speedy recovery rate * snores * lol.. whatever happened to "round2" -lol " Was I needed for that one? | |||
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"lol - just need one of those roll-up rubber keyboards. Thanks for all your concern, but all is now wiped clean... Now for round 2...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I like a man with a speedy recovery rate * snores * lol.. whatever happened to "round2" -lol Was I needed for that one? " You offered lol and you must sak PD sometime what happens to a man who is brave enought to walk past me with a strident sceptre... | |||
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"lol - just need one of those roll-up rubber keyboards. Thanks for all your concern, but all is now wiped clean... Now for round 2...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I like a man with a speedy recovery rate * snores * lol.. whatever happened to "round2" -lol Was I needed for that one? You offered lol and you must sak PD sometime what happens to a man who is brave enought to walk past me with a strident sceptre..." Strident? I should be so lucky! | |||
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"lol - just need one of those roll-up rubber keyboards. Thanks for all your concern, but all is now wiped clean... Now for round 2...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I like a man with a speedy recovery rate * snores * lol.. whatever happened to "round2" -lol Was I needed for that one? You offered lol and you must sak PD sometime what happens to a man who is brave enought to walk past me with a strident sceptre... Strident? I should be so lucky!" Have you polished it yet? | |||
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"lol - just need one of those roll-up rubber keyboards. Thanks for all your concern, but all is now wiped clean... Now for round 2...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I like a man with a speedy recovery rate * snores * lol.. whatever happened to "round2" -lol Was I needed for that one? You offered lol and you must sak PD sometime what happens to a man who is brave enought to walk past me with a strident sceptre... Strident? I should be so lucky!" Have you polished it yet? | |||
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" Q. What's the difference between a priest and a gay priest? A. The way they say ahhhh-men. " lol how blasphemously funny | |||
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" I'm not saying i'm the quickest lover on fab but i've just come 1st and 3rd in the annual fab wanking contest." over my head lol | |||
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" I'm not saying i'm the quickest lover on fab but i've just come 1st and 3rd in the annual fab wanking contest. over my head lol " i wish. good job tho' cos i hear it stings the eyes | |||
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" I'm not saying i'm the quickest lover on fab but i've just come 1st and 3rd in the annual fab wanking contest. over my head lol i wish. good job tho' cos i hear it stings the eyes" Protein milkshakes? | |||
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" i went to the dentists today for a tooth extraction. They'd run out of novacaine so they offered me Viagra. "Will that take the pain away" i asked. "No , but it will give you something to hang onto."" hope you swallowed it quickly lol | |||
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