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" Q Who invented the five day working week. A Robinson Crusoe, he was buggered by Friday." Naaa friday gave head it says in the book! ![]() | |||
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" Q Who invented the five day working week. A Robinson Crusoe, he was buggered by Friday." A All his work was done by Friday...? | |||
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"Dyslexics rule, KO The Queen rules, UK Celebrity rules, Hello!" Thought fit guys did ...rule? ![]() | |||
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"Thought fit guys did ...rule? ![]() I wouldn't know ![]() | |||
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"Thought fit guys did ...rule? ![]() ![]() you are not holding your sceptre? ![]() | |||
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"you are not holding your sceptre? ![]() Haven't heard it called that before! ![]() | |||
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"you are not holding your sceptre? ![]() ![]() I have a thing for Royal Regalia ![]() | |||
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"I'll be at your palace gates before you can say Saxe-Gothburg!" Brilliant - consider yourself knighted and bring your Hanovarian;-) | |||
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"Brilliant - consider yourself knighted and bring your Hanovarian;-)" I don't have a dog ![]() | |||
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" bet i was never on in the first place" but hey what a way to get you into Hotlists - its ths charm offensive ![]() | |||
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" The wife has just had a big W tattoeed on each arse cheek. She bent over to show me. W O W!" now that would have been so ok without the word "big" - lol ![]() | |||
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"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel *" * passes the magnifier round * | |||
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"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. ![]() is this the comment AFTER you pinched his towel lol?;-) | |||
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"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel *" what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-) | |||
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" The wife has just had a W tattooed on each arse cheek. She bent over to show me. W O W! " sorted | |||
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"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel * what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-)" i've hidden it well so he cant put it back on ![]() | |||
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"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel * what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-) i've hidden it well so he cant put it back on ![]() excellent - what shall we do with him now he is exposed and a bit vulnerable ![]() | |||
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"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel * what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-) i've hidden it well so he cant put it back on ![]() So much for my legendary shyness... ![]() | |||
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"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel * what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-) i've hidden it well so he cant put it back on ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel * what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-) i've hidden it well so he cant put it back on ![]() ![]() i've seen the legendary shyness..it exists like mine, but you're in safe hands between provocative and myself ![]() | |||
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"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel * what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-) i've hidden it well so he cant put it back on ![]() ![]() ![]() vulnerable AND speechless, come on Sprite - lets take a gentle advance to take advantage ![]() | |||
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"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel * what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-) i've hidden it well so he cant put it back on ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() OK, i'll loan you £10 with high interest ![]() | |||
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"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel * what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-) i've hidden it well so he cant put it back on ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() well the thread is entitled quickies....so how about we join a few together and have a nice long session ![]() | |||
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"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel * what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-) i've hidden it well so he cant put it back on ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Mushy you are part of the act - as is Mr Heritage and Smarty ![]() | |||
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"Mushy you are part of the act - as is Mr Heritage and Smarty ![]() Am I out then? ![]() | |||
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"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel * what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-) i've hidden it well so he cant put it back on ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() brilliant, you hear that lads, home baked cakes ![]() | |||
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"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel * what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-) i've hidden it well so he cant put it back on ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() yes, no escaping now mushy! | |||
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" Am I out then? ![]() jeezuz, how long you been gay? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Mushy you are part of the act - as is Mr Heritage and Smarty ![]() ![]() Not at all - go back to post above... you were in the orginal act.. we just added all the others to keep you company with the task ahead ![]() | |||
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"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel * what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-) i've hidden it well so he cant put it back on ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() lemon drizzle is my speciality ...just mind the grater ![]() | |||
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"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel * what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-) i've hidden it well so he cant put it back on ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() lemon drizzle is my speciality ...just mind the grater ![]() | |||
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"Mushy you are part of the act - as is Mr Heritage and Smarty ![]() ![]() ![]() Who's "Smarty" then? ![]() ![]() | |||
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" Who's "Smarty" then? ![]() ![]() that'll be yer arse, smarting, once the girls have done with us, oops i mean you | |||
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" mushy, mush? you'll be making me Huskie in no time" ooh i hope so, nothing like a husky voice to give you goosebumps ![]() | |||
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"Mushy you are part of the act - as is Mr Heritage and Smarty ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That was your nickname on this particular topic ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I believe I need to kiss and make up now ![]() Agreed! | |||
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"I believe I need to kiss and make up now ![]() he cant be smarty cos they have pants ![]() | |||
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"I believe I need to kiss and make up now ![]() ![]() lol, nice one sprote.... ![]() | |||
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"I believe I need to kiss and make up now ![]() ![]() ![]() Sprite - he just called your Sprote! Is that cos he is afraid, nervous or excited ![]() | |||
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"I believe I need to kiss and make up now ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Or all three ![]() | |||
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"I believe I need to kiss and make up now ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() or only typing one-handed? | |||
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"I believe I need to kiss and make up now ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() resulting in some keys being a bit sticky? ![]() | |||
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"I believe I need to kiss and make up now ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Not yet... ...oh, wait... ![]() | |||
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"I believe I need to kiss and make up now ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well... mind the towel... ![]() | |||
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"I believe I need to kiss and make up now ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Whatever happend to those rubber membranes that fitted over keyboards, but think they were supposed to save your keyboard from coffee spills | |||
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"lol - just need one of those roll-up rubber keyboards. Thanks for all your concern, but all is now wiped clean... ![]() I like a man with a speedy recovery rate ![]() | |||
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"lol - just need one of those roll-up rubber keyboards. Thanks for all your concern, but all is now wiped clean... ![]() ![]() * snores * | |||
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"lol - just need one of those roll-up rubber keyboards. Thanks for all your concern, but all is now wiped clean... ![]() ![]() lol.. whatever happened to "round2" -lol ![]() | |||
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" I like a man with a speedy recovery rate ![]() Recovery? What recovery? Just tell me to stop and get off in the morning. | |||
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" I like a man with a speedy recovery rate ![]() Nice one Mushy, I am going tobed with a dreamy smile on my face ![]() | |||
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" I like a man with a speedy recovery rate ![]() ![]() enjoy ![]() | |||
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"lol - just need one of those roll-up rubber keyboards. Thanks for all your concern, but all is now wiped clean... ![]() ![]() ![]() Was I needed for that one? ![]() | |||
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"lol - just need one of those roll-up rubber keyboards. Thanks for all your concern, but all is now wiped clean... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You offered lol and you must sak PD sometime what happens to a man who is brave enought to walk past me with a strident sceptre... ![]() | |||
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"lol - just need one of those roll-up rubber keyboards. Thanks for all your concern, but all is now wiped clean... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Strident? I should be so lucky! | |||
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"lol - just need one of those roll-up rubber keyboards. Thanks for all your concern, but all is now wiped clean... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Have you polished it yet? ![]() | |||
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"lol - just need one of those roll-up rubber keyboards. Thanks for all your concern, but all is now wiped clean... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Have you polished it yet? ![]() | |||
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" Q. What's the difference between a priest and a gay priest? A. The way they say ahhhh-men. " lol how blasphemously funny | |||
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" I'm not saying i'm the quickest lover on fab but i've just come 1st and 3rd in the annual fab wanking contest." over my head lol ![]() | |||
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" I'm not saying i'm the quickest lover on fab but i've just come 1st and 3rd in the annual fab wanking contest. over my head lol ![]() i wish. good job tho' cos i hear it stings the eyes | |||
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" I'm not saying i'm the quickest lover on fab but i've just come 1st and 3rd in the annual fab wanking contest. over my head lol ![]() Protein milkshakes? | |||
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" i went to the dentists today for a tooth extraction. They'd run out of novacaine so they offered me Viagra. "Will that take the pain away" i asked. "No , but it will give you something to hang onto."" hope you swallowed it quickly lol | |||
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