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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My arse was made for doggy style

Big, fat and round

By *himan OP Man
over a year ago

chichester

"My arse was made for doggy style

Big, fat and round

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm noticing a trend in your posts

There is indeed a pattern.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My arse was made for doggy style

Big, fat and round

Snap

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LARGE every time!

I am most definitely in agreement with Sir Mix-a-Lot, who, if you will permit me the privilege of paraphrasing the lyrics in his rap song 'I like big butts', into the Queen's English:

"One is favourable to big bottoms, to which I am unable to offer any denial or extenuating circumstances as to why. I am also of the opinion that my peers are also in no position of repudiating any such claims to the contrary. The reason for this overwhelming feeling of concupiscence, is that when a lady saunters into a room, with a favourable size difference in relation to her slim waist, yet somewhat disproportionately large hips, it certainly can make a gentleman experience a level of lust in leviathanic proportions. It could almost be said, that it really does give one the temptation to place one's own face into her derrière. As the great Socrates once philosophised, the male libido truly is like being handcuffed to a madman" lol

Only mucking around, I love arses me, they're the bollocks lol