FabSwingers.com forum: picky

By *egs11 OP Woman
over a year ago

liverpool

How come there are no handsome guys who wanna fuck me ?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"How come there are no handsome guys who wanna fuck me ?"
Maybe they just don't want to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww

Put a bag over their heads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's hard to get aroused by something you can't see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once you have fucked one silhouette you have fucked them all

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By *egs11 OP Woman
over a year ago

liverpool

Lol maybe your right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear. I don't get many want to socialise let alone have sex with me

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By *egs11 OP Woman
over a year ago

liverpool

Ok will have to put a pic on that might do the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pictures might help. And frilly knickers?? You sure about that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully you'll be as attractive as the guys you're hoping to meet.

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By *egs11 OP Woman
over a year ago

liverpool

Lol i get your jist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have more than I can handle. ... and still they keep coming thought...

My advise up a couple of pics up to tempted them and use ur status to ur advantage. .. hell I do.... I have them all

Coming especially when I'm playing. .

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By *eliciouslyNastyMan
over a year ago

London

Depends on your definition of attractive...

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By *egs11 OP Woman
over a year ago

liverpool

Do i float anyones boat lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Do i float anyones boat lol "

I'm reserving judgment until I can see what you look like. I'm not very good at guessing games

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How come there are no handsome guys who wanna fuck me ?"
There prob are but to picky lol (I got a 6pack)

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Do i float anyones boat lol

I'm reserving judgment until I can see what you look like. I'm not very good at guessing games

This!

Plus of course - maybe all the handsome ones are under 38 and bi!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"It's hard to get aroused by something you can't see

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"How come there are no handsome guys who wanna fuck me ?"

They're busy fucking the less picky women they can see?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pics and "only 40 to 50 yr old good looking blokes". Looks are in the eye of the beholder. They may think they are good looking you may not find them good looking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do you want the hair? I've got loads of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's hard to get aroused by something you can't see

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By *egs11 OP Woman
over a year ago

liverpool

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How come there are no handsome guys who wanna fuck me ?

They're busy fucking the less picky women they can see?!!

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YEs that's it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eye-Eye or should I say eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Add a pic or two and I'm guessing your fortune will change almost instantly (unless you have a beard and six toes).

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"How come there are no handsome guys who wanna fuck me ?"

Don't worry...I'm sure you will still get a few offers from posting this thread.

Whether they will match your definition of handsome, who knows!

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By *egs11 OP Woman
over a year ago

liverpool

Def none of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Def none of those"

Then you may be into a winner...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Def none of those"

None of what?

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By *egs11 OP Woman
over a year ago

liverpool

Six fingers and that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shame I think there's a market for Six-toed beardos despite what Mr Who suggests. Certainly one for 5 toed weirdos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now you see me, now you don't

Her

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'm between 40-50 and look pretty handsome in a bag even if I do say so myself

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By *bxxxMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Change age range xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shame I think there's a market for Six-toed beardos despite what Mr Who suggests. Certainly one for 5 toed weirdos

I'm from Coalville mate, I'm sick of seeing six-toed bearded women wearing animal print fleece jackets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a blind date and shag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now if a guy posted this. The responses could go along the lines of-

No pics no chance.

Profile needs a bit upgrading.

Can't accommodate.

Begging isn't nice.

Being to picky.

And so on.

That being said drop me a line I will meet you. Just to help out. I'm good like that me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because we haven't a clue what you look like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm between 40-50 and look pretty handsome in a bag even if I do say so myself

Have you trademarked that look yet?

RyanWindBag™

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alwais the case, one who sais picky wont show full pic of themselves lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh look at the difference that gender makes!!

OP you have no pics... What do you expect? All the single good looking guys with hair and glasses who are aged between 40-50 to be dropping at your feet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shame I think there's a market for Six-toed beardos despite what Mr Who suggests. Certainly one for 5 toed weirdos

I'm from Coalville mate, I'm sick of seeing six-toed bearded women wearing animal print fleece jackets!

I guess it's about supply and demand

In land of the blind and all that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I guy posted this with that profile he would be under attack by now

OP your profile is very basic you have a boomerang photo which comes and goes. What I did see was not very arousing.

As you want a no chat straight sex meet by the sounds of it get sexy. Make these White 40-50 yrs WE hair guys want to fuck you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/07/14 15:10:38]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fussy

Boring in bed

= no meets

Simple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I guy posted this with that profile he would be under attack by now :-"

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'm between 40-50 and look pretty handsome in a bag even if I do say so myself

Have you trademarked that look yet?

RyanWindBag™

Bloody good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fussy

Boring in bed

= no meets

Simple"

Have you met the OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fussy

Boring in bed

= no meets

Simple

Have you met the OP?"
Where you been?.. not seen you for few weeks

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I am devastatingly handsome and I would drill you!

I used to love Lucky bags as a child and you are just a sexual lucky bag, could pluck out a stunner or geet biffer! It's fun not knowing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fussy

Boring in bed

= no meets

Simple

Have you met the OP?Where you been?.. not seen you for few weeks

lol I left a couple of months ago. Did you me miss me ST

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/07/14 15:18:22]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm between 40-50 and look pretty handsome in a bag even if I do say so myself

Have you trademarked that look yet?

RyanWindBag™

Bloody good idea

Full of good ideas me

You could do one for T&T while you're there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fussy

Boring in bed

= no meets

Simple

Have you met the OP?"

Just reading between the lines....

"Not into the weird stuff" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fussy

Boring in bed

= no meets

Simple

Have you met the OP?Where you been?.. not seen you for few weeks

lol I left a couple of months ago. Did you me miss me ST

"
Yes I did miss you, noticed as you didn't reply in the forums and yes nice to have you back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fussy

Boring in bed

= no meets

Simple

Have you met the OP?Where you been?.. not seen you for few weeks

lol I left a couple of months ago. Did you me miss me ST

Yes I did miss you, noticed as you didn't reply in the forums and yes nice to have you back

"
Wahayyyyy

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fussy

Boring in bed

= no meets

Simple

Have you met the OP?

Just reading between the lines....

"Not into the weird stuff" lol

Doesn't mean she's boring, she may just not like people having a poo on her chest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fussy

Boring in bed

= no meets

Simple

Have you met the OP?

Just reading between the lines....

"Not into the weird stuff" lol

So not being into weird stuff makes us boring? Hmm ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fussy

Boring in bed

= no meets

Simple

Have you met the OP?Where you been?.. not seen you for few weeks

lol I left a couple of months ago. Did you me miss me ST

Yes I did miss you, noticed as you didn't reply in the forums and yes nice to have you back

Well thank you ST. Lovely to be back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm monopolising them. Sorry

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By *urvy_J3Woman
over a year ago

Bradford

Guys only wana fuck me not socialise

I know its a sex site but I hate fuck and go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fussy

Boring in bed

= no meets

Simple

Have you met the OP?Where you been?.. not seen you for few weeks

lol I left a couple of months ago. Did you me miss me ST

Yes I did miss you, noticed as you didn't reply in the forums and yes nice to have you back

Well thank you ST. Lovely to be back

Love is in the air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fussy

Boring in bed

= no meets

Simple

Have you met the OP?

Just reading between the lines....

"Not into the weird stuff" lol

Doesn't mean she's boring, she may just not like people having a poo on her chest!

Like he said; boring then!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fussy

Boring in bed

= no meets

Simple

Have you met the OP?

Just reading between the lines....

"Not into the weird stuff" lol

Doesn't mean she's boring, she may just not like people having a poo on her chest!

Like he said; boring then!!!!

Careful what you do with that angle grinder!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'm between 40-50 and look pretty handsome in a bag even if I do say so myself

Have you trademarked that look yet?

RyanWindBag™

Bloody good idea

Full of good ideas me

You could do one for T&T while you're there

Bugger that, hers is popular enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fussy

Boring in bed

= no meets

Simple

Have you met the OP?

Just reading between the lines....

"Not into the weird stuff" lol

Doesn't mean she's boring, she may just not like people having a poo on her chest!

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys only wana fuck me not socialise

I know its a sex site but I hate fuck and go"
sometimes if they are awful after, maybe its best x

Her

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By *egs11 OP Woman
over a year ago

liverpool

Lol iv been on swinging sites before and each to their only im only after a feckin shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I know its a sex site but I hate fuck and go "
I like these fuck and go meets and I specialise in them, 3min sloppy sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I know its a sex site but I hate fuck and go I like these fuck and go meets and I specialise in them, 3min sloppy sex

3 mins? That long? Wow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I know its a sex site but I hate fuck and go I like these fuck and go meets and I specialise in them, 3min sloppy sex

3 mins? That long? Wow!

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Yes well lets say 15min to be fair including foreplay lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol iv been on swinging sites before and each to their only im only after a feckin shag "

You're not though,you're after a specific type of shag

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By *egs11 OP Woman
over a year ago

liverpool

Lol a car shag will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol a car shag will do"

What time do you want me to pick you up on Saturday? Free around 7pm and Im in Liverpool too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a tiny bit choosy and no weird stuff but I've had some meets so hopefully im doing something right

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Lol a car shag will do"
Set your sights high, thats what I say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol a car shag will do"

I spent 6 hours cleaning mine yesterday and another hour and a half on the interior today, so it'll have to be in/on someone else's!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

so who has been shagging you ? if the handsome's haven't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i just presume most female profiles with no picture veri and no pictures are just men

meh

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Maybe you are a man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Sydney a suburb of Liverpool?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Maybe they don't find you attractive

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"so who has been shagging you ? if the handsome's haven't"
The not so handsomes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so who has been shagging you ? if the handsome's haven'tThe not so handsomes?

Nope, I've not been to Liverpool in years!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"so who has been shagging you ? if the handsome's haven'tThe not so handsomes?

Nope, I've not been to Liverpool in years!

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I do a fabulous scouse accent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so who has been shagging you ? if the handsome's haven'tThe not so handsomes?

Maybe just some hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty sure that if a single male would have posted a similar thread, he'd have been slaughtered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so who has been shagging you ? if the handsome's haven'tThe not so handsomes?

Nope, I've not been to Liverpool in years!

I do a fabulous scouse accent.

That, I must hear

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"so who has been shagging you ? if the handsome's haven'tThe not so handsomes?

Maybe just some hand

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Or some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol a car shag will do"

That's the way to go! As long as the guy is handsome with some hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol a car shag will do

That's the way to go! As long as the guy is handsome with some hair

and glasses

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Oh look at the difference that gender makes!!

OP you have no pics... What do you expect? All the single good looking guys with hair and glasses who are aged between 40-50 to be dropping at your feet? "

Well dah!!! Of course she does!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How come there are no handsome guys who wanna fuck me ?"

Maybe because your a fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol a car shag will do

That's the way to go! As long as the guy is handsome with some hair

and glasses

And between 40 and 40 and a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol a car shag will do

That's the way to go! As long as the guy is handsome with some hair

and glasses

And between 40 and 40 and a day

So a smoker as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so who has been shagging you ? if the handsome's haven'tThe not so handsomes?

Nope, I've not been to Liverpool in years!

I do a fabulous scouse accent.

I expect proof!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"i just presume most female profiles with no picture veri and no pictures are just men

meh

Sad to see cynicism in one so young!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How come there are no handsome guys who wanna fuck me ?"

How come leprechauns aren't real?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How come there are no handsome guys who wanna fuck me ?

How come leprechauns aren't real?!

Oh yes they are!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not aim higher and request a truck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How come there are no handsome guys who wanna fuck me ?

How come leprechauns aren't real?!

Oh yes they are!!

Fecking aren't...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How come there are no handsome guys who wanna fuck me ?"

Have you got a mirror? Look in it if you have and you will see what they see. Are you making the best of yourself and how can you make yourself more appealing?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Shame I think there's a market for Six-toed beardos despite what Mr Who suggests. Certainly one for 5 toed weirdos

I'm from Coalville mate, I'm sick of seeing six-toed bearded women wearing animal print fleece jackets!

Eewwww wolves and dolphins in blue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How come there are no handsome guys who wanna fuck me ?

How come leprechauns aren't real?!

Oh yes they are!!

Fecking aren't...

They soooooo are

So ner!

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By *itten-xxxWoman
over a year ago

North West

Maybe if your just after a shag you should change your name to No Knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How come there are no handsome guys who wanna fuck me ?

How come leprechauns aren't real?!

Oh yes they are!!

Fecking aren't...

They soooooo are

So ner!

Tell that to my 7 year old self who tried in vain to track down the end of the rainbow!

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