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Jamie n the Magic Torch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jamie n the Magic Torch

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Wot would u do with a magic torch?

id get up all sorts of clever tricks n nitetime fun!! woooooo

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I'd use it to replace the floddlights at the City Ground so that it only worked when the home team were in possession.

Then they could win 10-0 every home game, get promotion, win the Prem and eventually conquer Europe again. And then in 2014 go on to win the World Cup ( cos they're all English players by now).

How big are the batteries and would they last though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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I'd use it to replace the floddlights at the City Ground so that it only worked when the home team were in possession.

Then they could win 10-0 every home game, get promotion, win the Prem and eventually conquer Europe again. And then in 2014 go on to win the World Cup ( cos they're all English players by now).

How big are the batteries and would they last though?

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Funny funny funny!! thats a good one if i heard it! lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

did Jamie have a fleshlight.....?!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"did Jamie have a fleshlight.....?!!! "

Yeah 1 big one Fleshlight,,,(flashlight) ,,ad a dog called wordsworth too! lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"did Jamie have a fleshlight.....?!!!

Yeah 1 big one Fleshlight,,,(flashlight) ,,ad a dog called wordsworth too! lol

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Does the dog pooh on daffodils?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"did Jamie have a fleshlight.....?!!!

Yeah 1 big one Fleshlight,,,(flashlight) ,,ad a dog called wordsworth too! lol

Does the dog pooh on daffodils?"

havent a clue...havent a clue.lol

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"did Jamie have a fleshlight.....?!!!

Yeah 1 big one Fleshlight,,,(flashlight) ,,ad a dog called wordsworth too! lol

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What was that freaky rabbit called?

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Ahha google is magic lol the rabbit with the huge feet was BullyBundy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ahha google is magic lol the rabbit with the huge feet was BullyBundy. "

Bloody hell google been busy again!

we r like big kids! lol

refuse to get old! lol

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Ahha google is magic lol the rabbit with the huge feet was BullyBundy.

Bloody hell google been busy again!

we r like big kids! lol

refuse to get old! lol "

There also was Strumpers Plunkett, who plays melodies on his trumpet nose. Now if thats not pervy i don't know what is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ahha google is magic lol the rabbit with the huge feet was BullyBundy.

Bloody hell google been busy again!

we r like big kids! lol

refuse to get old! lol

There also was Strumpers Plunkett, who plays melodies on his trumpet nose. Now if thats not pervy i don't know what is "

dave Strumpers Plunkett,? lol

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Ahha google is magic lol the rabbit with the huge feet was BullyBundy.

Bloody hell google been busy again!

we r like big kids! lol

refuse to get old! lol

There also was Strumpers Plunkett, who plays melodies on his trumpet nose. Now if thats not pervy i don't know what is

dave Strumpers Plunkett,? lol "

Well i donno if it was a parody on him but who knows!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

well yeah...lol

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire


"did Jamie have a fleshlight.....?!!! "

I've put one of those on my Christmas list every year for about 7 years now. I thought I'd be helping my old Great Aunt Maude out, no need for her to fret over what to get me, but no, no sign of one yet, nor the Anal insert sleeve for it that I requested from Great Aunt Doris. Miserable bitches.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

2rite!

U know why i cant sleep at nite its the fact i keep falling down the blooming hole everytime i switch that light on!

lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have 2 of em and stick em on the front of my car for all those w**kers that drive around at night with full beam on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good one there love good one!

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