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By *renchbambi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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There is a dead bird on my patio...where's the *I'm freaked out emoticon*??

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"There is a dead bird on my patio...where's the *I'm freaked out emoticon*?? "

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

She's only got one dead bird....

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By *issbehaveCouple
over a year ago

wrexham

Things are a lot worse for the bird!

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By *renchbambi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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That's not a freaked out emticon..that's How the feck am I gonna get it of it emoticon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure its dead ?, Tried CPR

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's not a freaked out emticon..that's How the feck am I gonna get it of it emoticon

Have you got a helpful neighbour who would dispose of it for you? I'm the same, I can't pick up dead things

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By *renchbambi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Are you sure its dead ?, Tried CPR

Gimp"

Come do it for me Gimp...its not moving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Garden glove, shovel and brush or just put your hand in an empty plastic bag, pic it up and drop it in the bin, calm down dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an expert on Redbreasts and Bluetits

Gimp

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I can't pick up dead animals it freaks me out

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

"There is a dead bird on my patio...where's the *I'm freaked out emoticon*?? "

if you have a cat.. He might have brought you a gift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kick it into the hedge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found a dead bird in our mop bucket the other week. It gadnt taken its swimming lessons. X

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A full burial with a little headstone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kick it into the hedge?"

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Kick it into the hedge?

He forgot to add 'hog'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kick it into the hedge?

Country side practicality.

It will rot down and feed the hedge and also provide some good nutrition for the centipedes and other hunter insects that keep your garden free from the damaging herbivores

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look for another dead bird... And a stone!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Post the deceased ave to GentlemanBen with a note saying 'you like birds?'

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Kick it into the hedge?

Country side practicality.

It will rot down and feed the hedge and also provide some good nutrition for the centipedes and other hunter insects that keep your garden free from the damaging herbivores"

But it will stink while it does it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Least it's all in one piece & not beheaded or dismembered like when a cat has got it.

Get Toshn the Moth Slayer round - he'll sort it out!

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

can't you prise up a patio slap and slide it under to join the rest of your secrets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kick it into the hedge?

Country side practicality.

It will rot down and feed the hedge and also provide some good nutrition for the centipedes and other hunter insects that keep your garden free from the damaging herbivores

But it will stink while it does it lol"

No it won't. Go check your garden thoroughly you'll find a fair bit of dead stuff.

It will be gone within a week or so.

If it was a cow or a human then yeah its gonna stink from the size of the thing but a bird no.

It most gets eaten before it even has a chance to really rot.

You'd be amazed how quick the local rats will eat a lot of things.

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By *renchbambi x OP Woman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"There is a dead bird on my patio...where's the *I'm freaked out emoticon*??

if you have a cat.. He might have brought you a gift

My neighbours have a cat...maybe its its revenge for shoooing it away everytime I see it on the fence

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By *edonistic needsWoman
over a year ago

sexton

I had a dead pheasant in my garden I while back !!!!! It was huge

My lovely next door neighbour moved it for me with his shovel he even put it in his own bin so I didn't have to see it

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Kick it into the hedge?

Country side practicality.

It will rot down and feed the hedge and also provide some good nutrition for the centipedes and other hunter insects that keep your garden free from the damaging herbivores

But it will stink while it does it lol

No it won't. Go check your garden thoroughly you'll find a fair bit of dead stuff.

It will be gone within a week or so.

If it was a cow or a human then yeah its gonna stink from the size of the thing but a bird no.

It most gets eaten before it even has a chance to really rot.

You'd be amazed how quick the local rats will eat a lot of things."

I had a dead bird under my bed courtesy of my cats and that stank! There was a dead rat under the portacabin where I worked once and that stank!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Hope it's not a magpie.... The family will be there for years!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Is it wearing clothes? If not, wait till the sun comes up and see if your neighbours call the rozzers about it being naked in your garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a pussy in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kick it into the hedge?

Country side practicality.

It will rot down and feed the hedge and also provide some good nutrition for the centipedes and other hunter insects that keep your garden free from the damaging herbivores

But it will stink while it does it lol

No it won't. Go check your garden thoroughly you'll find a fair bit of dead stuff.

It will be gone within a week or so.

If it was a cow or a human then yeah its gonna stink from the size of the thing but a bird no.

It most gets eaten before it even has a chance to really rot.

You'd be amazed how quick the local rats will eat a lot of things.

I had a dead bird under my bed courtesy of my cats and that stank! There was a dead rat under the portacabin where I worked once and that stank!"

They're both quote isolated from the things that eat them though.

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By *renchbambi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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I love my 75 year old neighbour...she got rid of it for me...but its in my bin

good thing the bin are collected tomorrow!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love my 75 year old neighbour...she got rid of it for me...but its in my bin

good thing the bin are collected tomorrow!!

No shoebox and burial in the garden ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had this twice, the birds were pigeons so huge!!

Hopefully one of the local cats with dispose of it for you

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I love my 75 year old neighbour...she got rid of it for me...but its in my bin

good thing the bin are collected tomorrow!!

Is that the same neighbour who called the police about your nakedness?

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By *renchbambi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I love my 75 year old neighbour...she got rid of it for me...but its in my bin

good thing the bin are collected tomorrow!!

Is that the same neighbour who called the police about your nakedness?

Yep! The same one...do you think she sneaked into my garden at silly o'clock to have a little fun at my expense???

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Was it a sparrow or an ostrich?

When it comes to shifting dead birds - size matters!

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Chuck it on the BBQ..... Prob taste of chicken...

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By *renchbambi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Was it a sparrow or an ostrich?

When it comes to shifting dead birds - size matters!

Haha! Missed you

Sadly not big enough for a bbq xx

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I love my 75 year old neighbour...she got rid of it for me...but its in my bin

good thing the bin are collected tomorrow!!

Is that the same neighbour who called the police about your nakedness?

Yep! The same one...do you think she sneaked into my garden at silly o'clock to have a little fun at my expense???

At least it wasn't a horse head in your bed.

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