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You’ve heard ‘em all before but you really do have more fun with blondes.

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Three blondes in a bar talking.

1st Blonde : “did you hear that NASA sent a man to the moon?”

2nd Blonde : “yeah, I heard that the Russians are planning on putting men on Mars”

3rd Blonde : “really? I know, we’ll plan a trip and be the first to put a woman on the Sun”

At which point the barman says “But you can’t do that, you’ll burn up”

3rd Blonde : “D’oh, we’re going at night stupid”

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

blonde walks into a electronic store and asks the manager, "Can I buy that TV"

"No"

"Why not?"

"Because your a blonde."

So the blonde goes out and dyes her hair red. She returned to the electronic store and

said, "Can I buy that TV?"

"No"

"Why not?"

"Your a blonde."

So the blonde goes and shaves her hair off and returns to the electronic store and says,

"Can I buy that TV?"

"No"

"Why not?"

"You're a blonde"

"How can you tell I'm a blonde, I dyed my hair red, then shaved it off!"

"Because that's not a TV, that's a microwave!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blondes have more fun!! here here.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb??:

a: none!

they cant!!!

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Q. How many blondes does it take to change a 1000 lightbulbs?

A. One. "Come here boys".

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Blondists!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Q. How many blondes does it take to change a 1000 lightbulbs?

A. One. "Come here boys"."

or girls if shes bisexual! lol

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