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By *eavenNhell OP Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

God gives Adam a task.

God: "I'd like to you to go over the hill"

Adam: "What's a hill, lord?"

God explains what a hill is.

God: "Then you'll find a cave"

Adam: "What's a cave, lord?"

God explains what a cave is.

God: "There you'll find a woman, I want you to make a baby."

Adam: "What is a woman, and how do I make a baby, lord?"

God explains everything to Adam and off he goes. Adam returns in 30 mins.

God: "Did you do as I asked Adam?"

Adam: "No lord?"

God: "Why not?"

Adam: "My lord God, What's a headache?"