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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...I'm going to the pub. Who's coming?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go on then, pint of lager and lime and a bag of scratchings please hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"go on then, pint of lager and lime and a bag of scratchings please hehe"

Consider it done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the mood for some fizz, glass of prosecco please

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

Straight Bacardi on the rocks for me please, the quicker I get pissed and fall asleep, the better...it's been a damn long day at work today!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in the mood for some fizz, glass of prosecco please

Molto bene

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Straight Bacardi on the rocks for me please, the quicker I get pissed and fall asleep, the better...it's been a damn long day at work today!"

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By *rforfunCouple
over a year ago

Bedford

I'll have a glass of merlot and the wife will have a pint of Stella please. X.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just finishing my tea, I'll be there in a minute

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By *urvy_J3Woman
over a year ago

Bradford

This is the best offer i have had all day Vodka energy for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks, I have to be up @ 4 for work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No thanks, I have to be up @ 4 for work

Oh go on, just one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All done. Can I have a hand carrying this lot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No thanks, I have to be up @ 4 for work

Oh go on, just one

Oh go on then voddie and full fat please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No thanks, I have to be up @ 4 for work

Oh go on, just one

Oh go on then voddie and full fat please

Go on then, just because it's you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in the mood for some fizz, glass of prosecco please

Molto bene

si parla italiano?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in the mood for some fizz, glass of prosecco please

Molto bene

si parla italiano?

Solo quando sono ubriaco, poi male ...!

(Thank you Google translate...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oohh mine is a Gin and Tonic please! Actually, make it a pink G&T!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oohh mine is a Gin and Tonic please! Actually, make it a pink G&T!!"

OI barkeep, pink G&T for the lady, ta!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phew, made it, am I too late for a rose please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Phew, made it, am I too late for a rose please

They have a very good Tempranillo - will that do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No thanks, I have to be up @ 4 for work

Oh go on, just one

Oh go on then voddie and full fat please

Go on then, just because it's you

Blimey roll your eyes @ me because I changed my mind. Its a woman's prerogative you know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No thanks, I have to be up @ 4 for work

Oh go on, just one

Oh go on then voddie and full fat please

Go on then, just because it's you

Blimey roll your eyes @ me because I changed my mind. Its a woman's prerogative you know

Sorry...

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Could I have a j20 and a pack of mini cheddars please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could I have a j20 and a pack of mini cheddars please

What flavour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could I have a j20 and a pack of mini cheddars please

What flavour?"

Cheese ones d'oh lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could I have a j20 and a pack of mini cheddars please

What flavour?

Cheese ones d'oh lol

Minxie! What are you having?

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

Hey if you think you are going to sit in the pub on your own with all these ladies, you can think again.

On my way, I'll have a Carling please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could I have a j20 and a pack of mini cheddars please

What flavour?

Cheese ones d'oh lol

Minxie! What are you having?"

What anything?? And I won't get into trouble ?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey if you think you are going to sit in the pub on your own with all these ladies, you can think again.

On my way, I'll have a Carling please

What a shame, I just paid and sat down...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could I have a j20 and a pack of mini cheddars please

What flavour?

Cheese ones d'oh lol

Minxie! What are you having?

What anything?? And I won't get into trouble ?? Lol

Err, can't promise you that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could I have a j20 and a pack of mini cheddars please

What flavour?

Cheese ones d'oh lol

Minxie! What are you having?

What anything?? And I won't get into trouble ?? Lol

Err, can't promise you that...

Ok can I have a cyanide and please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could I have a j20 and a pack of mini cheddars please

What flavour?

Cheese ones d'oh lol

Minxie! What are you having?

What anything?? And I won't get into trouble ?? Lol

Err, can't promise you that...

Ok can I have a cyanide and please

Bad day? They're out of cyanide, would tequila do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flagon of Grog please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could I have a j20 and a pack of mini cheddars please

What flavour?

Cheese ones d'oh lol

Minxie! What are you having?

What anything?? And I won't get into trouble ?? Lol

Err, can't promise you that...

Ok can I have a cyanide and please

Bad day? They're out of cyanide, would tequila do?

Nope not a bad day - cyanide and is a proper drink lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...I'm going to the pub. Who's coming?"

Harry. C'mon, c'mon ! 'urry up harry come on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then. Larger please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on then. Larger please"
mmmm cheap date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on then. Larger please mmmm cheap date "

oi you...im on the pull here.

nothing cheap here .... well

2.50 and im yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on then. Larger please mmmm cheap date

oi you...im on the pull here.

nothing cheap here .... well

2.50 and im yours"

Has inflation hit .... Ooooops sowwy - loves ya really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flagon of Grog please "
I think I,ll come and join yer same again please oh and a bottle of mead to..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on then. Larger please mmmm cheap date

oi you...im on the pull here.

nothing cheap here .... well

2.50 and im yours

Has inflation hit .... Ooooops sowwy - loves ya really

I do give change. Dont want em to think I let meself go at mates rates. Xx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Pint of the usual please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go on then. Larger please mmmm cheap date

oi you...im on the pull here.

nothing cheap here .... well

2.50 and im yours"

£2.50!!!! I'll get you two - I'm used to London prices...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on then. Larger please mmmm cheap date

oi you...im on the pull here.

nothing cheap here .... well

2.50 and im yours

£2.50!!!! I'll get you two - I'm used to London prices..."

Cool wanna join me in my hot tub?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

vodka and tonic .. with lots of ice please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on then. Larger please mmmm cheap date

oi you...im on the pull here.

nothing cheap here .... well

2.50 and im yours

Has inflation hit .... Ooooops sowwy - loves ya really

I do give change. Dont want em to think I let meself go at mates rates. Xx"

I have some of that foreign funny money lurking in my suitcase... If it helps lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on then. Larger please mmmm cheap date

oi you...im on the pull here.

nothing cheap here .... well

2.50 and im yours

Has inflation hit .... Ooooops sowwy - loves ya really

I do give change. Dont want em to think I let meself go at mates rates. Xx

I have some of that foreign funny money lurking in my suitcase... If it helps lol xx "

hey all moneys good money

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go on then. Larger please mmmm cheap date

oi you...im on the pull here.

nothing cheap here .... well

2.50 and im yours

£2.50!!!! I'll get you two - I'm used to London prices...

Cool wanna join me in my hot tub?"

As soon as I'm done here, I'll be over...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in the mood for some fizz, glass of prosecco please

Molto bene

si parla italiano?

Solo quando sono ubriaco, poi male ...!

(Thank you Google translate...)"

takes more than 1 prosecco to get me d*unk lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flagon of Grog please I think I,ll come and join yer same again please oh and a bottle of mead to..

Roast hog would go down nice with that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in the mood for some fizz, glass of prosecco please

Molto bene

si parla italiano?

Solo quando sono ubriaco, poi male ...!

(Thank you Google translate...)

takes more than 1 prosecco to get me d*unk lol

Was referring to me

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Patron Tequila please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on then. Larger please mmmm cheap date

oi you...im on the pull here.

nothing cheap here .... well

2.50 and im yours"
£ 2.50 ??? Bloody hell I hope yer worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in the mood for some fizz, glass of prosecco please

Molto bene

si parla italiano?

Solo quando sono ubriaco, poi male ...!

(Thank you Google translate...)

takes more than 1 prosecco to get me d*unk lol

Was referring to me

Yeah I've just re read what you wrote ~ maybe I should stick to google translate!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flagon of Grog please I think I,ll come and join yer same again please oh and a bottle of mead to..

Roast hog would go down nice with that "
Fill my flagon again serveing wench

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flagon of Grog please I think I,ll come and join yer same again please oh and a bottle of mead to..

Roast hog would go down nice with that Fill my flagon again serveing wench

I may have my boobs out mister but I'm a guest here!

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Bellini please I feel in a posh mood! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flagon of Grog please I think I,ll come and join yer same again please oh and a bottle of mead to..

Roast hog would go down nice with that Fill my flagon again serveing wench

I may have my boobs out mister but I'm a guest here!

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haha Not you my lady the serveing wench....

and by the way their lovely yer boobs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shhhhhh don't wake me up when you all come back zzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just got back from the pub, but another glass of Merlot wouldn't go amiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cheeky red wine for me please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bellini please I feel in a posh mood! x"

An excellent choice, I'll just check that Classy hasn't necked all the prosecco...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Patron Tequila please.

Don't hold ya breath femme, I've been waiting nearly an hour for a pint

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Patron Tequila please.

Don't hold ya breath femme, I've been waiting nearly an hour for a pint

I was watching the football!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Patron Tequila please.

Don't hold ya breath femme, I've been waiting nearly an hour for a pint

I was watching the football!"
I have ended up with a pint of Stella, if I get into a bun fight, its your fault.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Patron Tequila please.

Don't hold ya breath femme, I've been waiting nearly an hour for a pint

I was watching the football!"

I'm still waiting for the prosecco.!!!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

A Kriek Framboise for me please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Patron Tequila please.

Don't hold ya breath femme, I've been waiting nearly an hour for a pint

I was watching the football!

I'm still waiting for the prosecco.!!!"

He's deffo forgotten me too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Patron Tequila please.

Don't hold ya breath femme, I've been waiting nearly an hour for a pint

I was watching the football!

I'm still waiting for the prosecco.!!!

He's deffo forgotten me too

I think you'll find they're still on the bar... Right, I'm off to pester the good people in the chat rooms... Toodle pip!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Patron Tequila please.

Don't hold ya breath femme, I've been waiting nearly an hour for a pint

I was watching the football!

I'm still waiting for the prosecco.!!!

He's deffo forgotten me too

I think you'll find they're still on the bar... Right, I'm off to pester the good people in the chat rooms... Toodle pip!

Shocking service & he's not provided any salty snacks.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha believe it or not I've not long got home from the pub though to be fair, I was working

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Patron Tequila please.

Don't hold ya breath femme, I've been waiting nearly an hour for a pint

I was watching the football!

I'm still waiting for the prosecco.!!!

He's deffo forgotten me too

I think you'll find they're still on the bar... Right, I'm off to pester the good people in the chat rooms... Toodle pip!

Shocking service & he's not provided any salty snacks.....

FFS I'm not a fecking barman.... As for salty snacks...

*childish sniggering ensues...*

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