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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

LOng Distance Clara!

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She drives rite over the Sa-hara!

Ifu had a lorry to drive where would it be?

(u own personal lorry with ya own stuff in the trailor)

Id goto erm----New York via ocean liner of course!

(Clara from pigeon street) lol

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

There once was a fellow McSweeny

Who spilled some gin on his weenie

Just to be couth He added vermouth

Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There once was a fellow McSweeny

Who spilled some gin on his weenie

Just to be couth He added vermouth

Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

"

oh dear! lol lol lol pmsl lmao

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I quite liked the idea of being a big Ice Trucker. Provided i didn't meet a polar bear, hungry or otherwise.

Nearest i got was the missus, some icy fucker she was.

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

There once was a man from East Kent

Whose tool was so long that it bent

To save her some trouble

He folded it double

And instead of coming...he went

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I quite liked the idea of being a big Ice Trucker. Provided i didn't meet a polar bear, hungry or otherwise.

Nearest i got was the missus, some icy fucker she was. "

Now that be a bloody awesome job that would be!

id do that! Vrooom vroom!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There once was a man from East Kent

Whose tool was so long that it bent

To save her some trouble

He folded it double

And instead of coming...he went "

oh oh oh oh hehehehehehehee!!

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