FabSwingers.com forum: Brazil jokes..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Due to last night's monumental crash of told Brazil team has anyone received any jokes about it yet....just got this sent off a mate...

The helpline number to phone for any upset Brazil fan it 717171....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know that Neymar is sponsored by 7-up

That's a true fact

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's not the first time a few thousand Germans are lying low in Brazil today...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Brazilian has been a popular pubic hairstyle for many years now.

But after last nights humiliation at the hands of Germany the Brazilian government is ordering all woman in the country to grow a full bush.

Its in an effort to cover up the cracks in the Brazilian cunts total lack of defence and penetration.

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By *ICSNVIDCouple
over a year ago

grimsby/spain

... "is neymar geordie for no more cos its spot on lol lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder how many goals Germany will score

A brazillion

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By *MOOTH AND ROUGHCouple
over a year ago

tamworth

I think the Brazilian tribute to Neymar was amazing. He couldn't play so neither did they.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They say Naymar was carrying the whole Brazilian team....No wonder the poor lad broke his back....

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Brazil went down easier than a thirsty tourist in Magaluf"

too soon????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor Julio Cesar. The last time a Brazilian had that many shots at him was on a tube in Stockwell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pele saying 'nah bro. Im from Ghana innit'

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Poor Julio Cesar. The last time a Brazilian had that many shots at him was on a tube in Stockwell"

fuck that! how about a moment of silence for all those who had Julio Cesar in their World Cup fantasy team

anyway, I don't think anyone had seen a performance that bad in Brazil since Pitbull performed at the opening ceremony.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I hadn't seen David Luiz that upset since Bart and Lisa got him sent to prison.

p.s Chelsea have just sent PSG a text message..... no returns, no refunds!!!

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By *azNdavCouple
over a year ago

barnsley

Normally when I'm watching a Brazilian take a beating like that I have the volume lower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most embarrassing semi since I watched broke back mountain with my mates!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone wants to see a replay of a Brazilian get fucked by 11 Germans, you can find it on porn Hub!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i thought 7 up was a drink in a can ?

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By *rodie53Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Fred the worst brazilian since stevie wonder trimmed his wfes bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hadn't seen David Luiz that upset since Bart and Lisa got him sent to prison.

p.s Chelsea have just sent PSG a text message..... no returns, no refunds!!!

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By *atriandjoeCouple
over a year ago

Spain and Bristol

"If anyone wants to see a replay of a Brazilian get fucked by 11 Germans, you can find it on porn Hub! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brazil was screwed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor Julio Cesar. The last time a Brazilian had that many shots at him was on a tube in Stockwell"

That's sick!

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