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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Done for me is breakfast in bed...I feel like I'm missing out...

What about you what have you never had done for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's over rated Cheeky, the crumbs get everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your not alone ive never had it either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your not missing much! Trying to balance it all, the crumbs etc! Much better to be woken up with a cuppa and get the breakfast after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done for me is breakfast in bed...I feel like I'm missing out...

What about you what have you never had done for you? "

aaawwww that should have been ticked off the list ages ago xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate it. Every Father's Day and birthday the Mrs P and the kids would bring me breakfast in bed. I felt too guilty to say anything.

It takes me about half hour to want to eat anything in the morning so being presented with a tray full of food as soon as I awoke would always turn my stomach. Thank god they're too old to want to do it now.

On the other hand Mrs P loves it so I'll treat her to it every now and again.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I hate it. Every Father's Day and birthday the Mrs P and the kids would bring me breakfast in bed. I felt too guilty to say anything.

It takes me about half hour to want to eat anything in the morning so being presented with a tray full of food as soon as I awoke would always turn my stomach. Thank god they're too old to want to do it now.

On the other hand Mrs P loves it so I'll treat her to it every now and again. "

I know what you are saying but I'm lacking a bit of romance at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know what you are saying but I'm lacking a bit of romance at the moment "

What time would you like your scrambled eggs and croissants, they will of course come with orange juice and a single rose in a small vase, plus your choice of tea or coffee.

Warning avoid toast as the crumbs are a nightmare if you fancy a shag after breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had flowers sent to me at work...I think I'm the only female in the building who hasn't.

I think I need to send myself a huge white Kim Kardashian style arrangement so I too can have a day of smug gloating!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never had flowers sent to me at work...I think I'm the only female in the building who hasn't.

I think I need to send myself a huge white Kim Kardashian style arrangement so I too can have a day of smug gloating! "

Nah, just be smug that all the other women are so insecure that they send themselves flowers at work, whilst all your lovers are more discrete and caring

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I know what you are saying but I'm lacking a bit of romance at the moment

What time would you like your scrambled eggs and croissants, they will of course come with orange juice and a single rose in a small vase, plus your choice of tea or coffee.

Warning avoid toast as the crumbs are a nightmare if you fancy a shag after breakfast "

Aww who said romance is dead

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm having a moment today....it will pass tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never had flowers sent to me at work...I think I'm the only female in the building who hasn't.

I think I need to send myself a huge white Kim Kardashian style arrangement so I too can have a day of smug gloating!

Nah, just be smug that all the other women are so insecure that they send themselves flowers at work, whilst all your lovers are more discrete and caring "

I'd be a little concerned about what they'd put on the card to be honest!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

A double blowie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A foot massage. Can't stand my feet touched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A double blowie "

Sort the flowers and I'll phone a friend x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"A double blowie

Sort the flowers and I'll phone a friend x "

On the way. Please don't make it Chris Tarrant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I finish work at 8am tomorrow, i can pop in on the way past with a McBreakfast each and we can have the main course right after

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Ive never had a cock up my arse but I dont want to either. Thats not the idea I know, it was just the first thing that sprung to mind

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Ive never had a cock up my arse but I dont want to either. Thats not the idea I know, it was just the first thing that sprung to mind"

What about a cucumber?

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I finish work at 8am tomorrow, i can pop in on the way past with a McBreakfast each and we can have the main course right after "

I've moved

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By *atasha_DavidCouple
over a year ago

Slough


"A foot massage. Can't stand my feet touched "

thats what rope and gags are for

Just try and relax and enjoy it.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Ive never had a cock up my arse but I dont want to either. Thats not the idea I know, it was just the first thing that sprung to mind

What about a cucumber? "

No Ive had the odd surgical finger but for medical reasons and thats about it. There wasnt anything odd about the finger/s other than the location

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I have never had the desire or inclination to buy a strapon, use one or long for one.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Ive never had a cock up my arse but I dont want to either. Thats not the idea I know, it was just the first thing that sprung to mind

What about a cucumber?

No Ive had the odd surgical finger but for medical reasons and thats about it. There wasnt anything odd about the finger/s other than the location "

Try it you might like it ...you wanted to stick duck eggs up my arse at one stage

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I have never had the desire or inclination to buy a strapon, use one or long for one."

You would be lethal

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Done for me is breakfast in bed...I feel like I'm missing out...

What about you what have you never had done for you? "

Think you would make a lovely platter for a continental breakfast.

Never been able to eat a continental breakfast off a....

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By *atasha_DavidCouple
over a year ago

Slough


"...being presented with a tray full of food as soon as I awoke would always turn my stomach.

.....

I know what you are saying but I'm lacking a bit of romance at the moment "

You need to French it! Fresh pastries and hot chocolate.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Done for me is breakfast in bed...I feel like I'm missing out...

What about you what have you never had done for you?

Think you would make a lovely platter for a continental breakfast.

Never been able to eat a continental breakfast off a.... "

I'd make a good platter for a big breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I finish work at 8am tomorrow, i can pop in on the way past with a McBreakfast each and we can have the main course right after

I've moved "

S'alright, i have a satnav and can find alternative locations quite easily

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Ive never had a cock up my arse but I dont want to either. Thats not the idea I know, it was just the first thing that sprung to mind

What about a cucumber?

No Ive had the odd surgical finger but for medical reasons and thats about it. There wasnt anything odd about the finger/s other than the location

Try it you might like it ...you wanted to stick duck eggs up my arse at The Radio one stage "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never been given crabs thank god

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Done for me is breakfast in bed...I feel like I'm missing out...

What about you what have you never had done for you?

Think you would make a lovely platter for a continental breakfast.

Never been able to eat a continental breakfast off a....

I'd make a good platter for a big breakfast "

It's where to put the cool yogurt for easy access.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...being presented with a tray full of food as soon as I awoke would always turn my stomach.

.....

I know what you are saying but I'm lacking a bit of romance at the moment

You need to French it! Fresh pastries and hot chocolate. "

Ooh no that'll be worse. I can't stand anything sweet in the morning. Chocolate would make me ill for the whole day if I had it for breakfast.

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