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"I hate it. Every Father's Day and birthday the Mrs P and the kids would bring me breakfast in bed. I felt too guilty to say anything. It takes me about half hour to want to eat anything in the morning so being presented with a tray full of food as soon as I awoke would always turn my stomach. Thank god they're too old to want to do it now. On the other hand Mrs P loves it so I'll treat her to it every now and again. " I know what you are saying but I'm lacking a bit of romance at the moment ![]() | |||
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"I know what you are saying but I'm lacking a bit of romance at the moment ![]() What time would you like your scrambled eggs and croissants, they will of course come with orange juice and a single rose in a small vase, plus your choice of tea or coffee. Warning avoid toast as the crumbs are a nightmare if you fancy a shag after breakfast ![]() | |||
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"I've never had flowers sent to me at work...I think I'm the only female in the building who hasn't. ![]() ![]() Nah, just be smug that all the other women are so insecure that they send themselves flowers at work, whilst all your lovers are more discrete and caring ![]() | |||
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"I know what you are saying but I'm lacking a bit of romance at the moment ![]() ![]() Aww who said romance is dead ![]() | |||
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"I've never had flowers sent to me at work...I think I'm the only female in the building who hasn't. ![]() ![]() ![]() I'd be a little concerned about what they'd put on the card to be honest! ![]() | |||
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"A double blowie ![]() Sort the flowers and I'll phone a friend x ![]() | |||
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"A double blowie ![]() ![]() On the way. Please don't make it Chris Tarrant ![]() | |||
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"Ive never had a cock up my arse but I dont want to either. Thats not the idea I know, it was just the first thing that sprung to mind" What about a cucumber? ![]() | |||
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"I finish work at 8am tomorrow, i can pop in on the way past with a McBreakfast each and we can have the main course right after ![]() I've moved ![]() | |||
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"A foot massage. Can't stand my feet touched " thats what rope and gags are for ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ive never had a cock up my arse but I dont want to either. Thats not the idea I know, it was just the first thing that sprung to mind What about a cucumber? ![]() No Ive had the odd surgical finger but for medical reasons and thats about it. There wasnt anything odd about the finger/s other than the location ![]() | |||
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"Ive never had a cock up my arse but I dont want to either. Thats not the idea I know, it was just the first thing that sprung to mind What about a cucumber? ![]() ![]() Try it you might like it ...you wanted to stick duck eggs up my arse at one stage ![]() | |||
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"I have never had the desire or inclination to buy a strapon, use one or long for one." You would be lethal ![]() | |||
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"Done for me is breakfast in bed...I feel like I'm missing out... ![]() Think you would make a lovely platter for a continental breakfast. Never been able to eat a continental breakfast off a.... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"...being presented with a tray full of food as soon as I awoke would always turn my stomach. ..... I know what you are saying but I'm lacking a bit of romance at the moment ![]() You need to French it! Fresh pastries and hot chocolate. | |||
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"Done for me is breakfast in bed...I feel like I'm missing out... ![]() ![]() ![]() I'd make a good platter for a big breakfast ![]() | |||
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"I finish work at 8am tomorrow, i can pop in on the way past with a McBreakfast each and we can have the main course right after ![]() ![]() S'alright, i have a satnav and can find alternative locations quite easily ![]() | |||
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"Ive never had a cock up my arse but I dont want to either. Thats not the idea I know, it was just the first thing that sprung to mind What about a cucumber? ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Done for me is breakfast in bed...I feel like I'm missing out... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's where to put the cool yogurt for easy access. | |||
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"...being presented with a tray full of food as soon as I awoke would always turn my stomach. ..... I know what you are saying but I'm lacking a bit of romance at the moment ![]() Ooh no that'll be worse. I can't stand anything sweet in the morning. Chocolate would make me ill for the whole day if I had it for breakfast. | |||
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