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"Welcome to England for next week then Colonial Cousin! If anyone asks if they can bum a fag off you, it's not a strange sexual practice with homosexual down-and-outs (sorry about getting your hopes up) - they wish to borrow a cigarette from you... I'm sure other forumites may be along with sage words of wisdom (yeah, right) as soon as they wake up " Thanks for that sage advice! I would be a bit more worried if they wanted to fag my bum | |||
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"Stand on the RIGHT on the escalators in London. The locals will have a shit fit if you don't " Useful tip! Drive on the left, stand on the right | |||
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"Bring your umbrella ... It always rains Oh and us Brits love to talk about the weather " Tip of the hat for that tip | |||
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"I hope you have a great time! When you go into a McDonalds in the UK and they say 'do you want to go large on that?' they mean 'do you want me to suck your cock?' so you have to pull your jeans down and get ya cock out " Sure, as long as they put some mustard and mayo on it | |||
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"Have a great time over here, Im sure you'll have a good time. My No1 tip is if you fancy dogging, you can see who else is in to it by a little silver fish symbol they have on the back of their cars. Sundays seem to be the day these randy sods are out and about! Enjoy your stay and Dont Mess With Texas! " Ah, good to know! Unfortunately, I return to the US Sunday morning next week, so silver fish are unlikely to be seen in action! | |||
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"Enjoy your trip. I have a feeling you'll love it over here. I hope you are greeted with similarly excellent hospitality to that I have received when I've ventured to your shores. Have fun! " Thanks, my friend! | |||
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