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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Doorway sex?

I found this sumwhere,,,i cant seem to make head or tail of it..

(when I'm out at the weekend for a quick fuck or bit of fun in a car park, doorway, etc. )

i know bout a quick fuck ,,and car park sex,but wot is doorway sex??

plz help:

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

",but wot is doorway sex??

It's the gateway to heaven!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh rite i see ya point! lol hehehehe lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

If you dont know what doorway sex is you werent doing what i was doing at 15

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you dont know what doorway sex is you werent doing what i was doing at 15

PAPERGIRL???

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"If you dont know what doorway sex is you werent doing what i was doing at 15

PAPERGIRL???"

Was never home in time to get up for a paperround

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you dont know what doorway sex is you werent doing what i was doing at 15

PAPERGIRL???

Was never home in time to get up for a paperround"

"PAPERBOY" that computer game from the 80s.? lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Doorway sex?

I found this sumwhere,,,i cant seem to make head or tail of it..

(when I'm out at the weekend for a quick fuck or bit of fun in a car park, doorway, etc. )

i know bout a quick fuck ,,and car park sex,but wot is doorway sex??

plz help:

Whatever it is, DO NOT put yer dick through the letterbox, you never know if there may be a guard dog at the other side.

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

And if you fit in the *keyhole*, then you probably need to worry

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Its like the "Beast with two backs" found round the back of chip shops at half eleven at night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its like the "Beast with two backs" found round the back of chip shops at half eleven at night

Yeah! too rite! lol lol

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

doorway may be "sex in a multistory carpark but in the stair well doorway so the people coming up don't see you and the CCTV cameras watching the cars don't too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"doorway may be "sex in a multistory carpark but in the stair well doorway so the people coming up don't see you and the CCTV cameras watching the cars don't too

Arrrrrr it seems to make sense now,,thanks my old teacake.lol

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"doorway may be "sex in a multistory carpark but in the stair well doorway so the people coming up don't see you and the CCTV cameras watching the cars don't too

Arrrrrr it seems to make sense now,,thanks my old teacake.lol

I am guessing!

It might be....... "Bird opens door and bends over to pick up post and geezer takes it as an invitation"!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Doorway sex?

I found this sumwhere,,,i cant seem to make head or tail of it..

(when I'm out at the weekend for a quick fuck or bit of fun in a car park, doorway, etc. )

i know bout a quick fuck ,,and car park sex,but wot is doorway sex??

plz help:

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i dont know ive never had doorway sex

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

I was passing through town one evening when I saw my misses stood in a shop doorway eating a bag of chips with her knickers around her ankles.

I said, “OI… why are you stood there eating a bag of chips with your knickers around your ankles?”

She looked down and said, “OH… has he gones?”

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Doorway sex?

I found this sumwhere,,,i cant seem to make head or tail of it..

(when I'm out at the weekend for a quick fuck or bit of fun in a car park, doorway, etc. )

i know bout a quick fuck ,,and car park sex,but wot is doorway sex??

plz help:

i dont know ive never had doorway sex

Not yet!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Talking of doorway sex, a couple years back i was down on my luck and wandered the neighbourhood asking for rumble.

At one house, large front door, this woman kindly gave me some of her husbands clothes he no longer used, good stuff too, Boss, CK etc

When i asked if there was anything else he didn't use she simply smiled and said ..

"come inside son, it's your lucky day "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking of doorway sex, a couple years back i was down on my luck and wandered the neighbourhood asking for rumble.

At one house, large front door, this woman kindly gave me some of her husbands clothes he no longer used, good stuff too, Boss, CK etc

When i asked if there was anything else he didn't use she simply smiled and said ..

"come inside son, it's your lucky day "

What she gave you his pyjamas

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Talking of doorway sex, a couple years back i was down on my luck and wandered the neighbourhood asking for rumble.

At one house, large front door, this woman kindly gave me some of her husbands clothes he no longer used, good stuff too, Boss, CK etc

When i asked if there was anything else he didn't use she simply smiled and said ..

"come inside son, it's your lucky day "

What she gave you his pyjamas

No he got pudding

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Talking of doorway sex, a couple years back i was down on my luck and wandered the neighbourhood asking for rumble.

At one house, large front door, this woman kindly gave me some of her husbands clothes he no longer used, good stuff too, Boss, CK etc

When i asked if there was anything else he didn't use she simply smiled and said ..

"come inside son, it's your lucky day "

What she gave you his pyjamas

And smelly underpants! lol lol iiiisssshhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Talking of doorway sex, a couple years back i was down on my luck and wandered the neighbourhood asking for rumble.

At one house, large front door, this woman kindly gave me some of her husbands clothes he no longer used, good stuff too, Boss, CK etc

When i asked if there was anything else he didn't use she simply smiled and said ..

"come inside son, it's your lucky day "

What she gave you his pyjamas

No he got pudding

Rice?

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Talking of doorway sex, a couple years back i was down on my luck and wandered the neighbourhood asking for rumble.

At one house, large front door, this woman kindly gave me some of her husbands clothes he no longer used, good stuff too, Boss, CK etc

When i asked if there was anything else he didn't use she simply smiled and said ..

"come inside son, it's your lucky day "

What she gave you his pyjamas

No he got pudding

Rice?

Nooooooo pussy puddin

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

A bill for ten years unpaid child maintenance?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Talking of doorway sex, a couple years back i was down on my luck and wandered the neighbourhood asking for rumble.

At one house, large front door, this woman kindly gave me some of her husbands clothes he no longer used, good stuff too, Boss, CK etc

When i asked if there was anything else he didn't use she simply smiled and said ..

"come inside son, it's your lucky day "

What she gave you his pyjamas

No he got pudding

Rice?

Nooooooo pussy puddin

got my just desserts too.

the fecker came home soon after

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Talking of doorway sex, a couple years back i was down on my luck and wandered the neighbourhood asking for rumble.

At one house, large front door, this woman kindly gave me some of her husbands clothes he no longer used, good stuff too, Boss, CK etc

When i asked if there was anything else he didn't use she simply smiled and said ..

"come inside son, it's your lucky day "

What she gave you his pyjamas

No he got pudding

Rice?

Nooooooo pussy puddin

got my just desserts too.

the fecker came home soon after "

Yeah n wanted to watch cartoons with supplies of coca cola! lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Doorway sex?

I found this sumwhere,,,i cant seem to make head or tail of it..

(when I'm out at the weekend for a quick fuck or bit of fun in a car park, doorway, etc. )

i know bout a quick fuck ,,and car park sex,but wot is doorway sex??

plz help:

i dont know ive never had doorway sex

Not yet!

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bigbad you are bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its an oiling of the handle followed by a squirt of brasso on the knocker .

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

this reminds me,of the time i was shagging a bird,up a close.when i heard a door open.i got a bit of a surprise,and stumbled back down two steps.i nearly came out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wot of the locker? !! lol u know wot i mean! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

same as alleyway fuck, yuk, quick fumble and in ya go, how boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its what they call a knee trembler lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh rite thanks 4 ya help u lot on this strange subject! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh rite thanks 4 ya help u lot on this strange subject! lol

me and the missus have just tried it in the living room door and the bloody dog opened the door and we fell over,lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh rite thanks 4 ya help u lot on this strange subject! lol

me and the missus have just tried it in the living room door and the bloody dog opened the door and we fell over,lol."

pmsl,,,lmao,,,,

amo,,,,lol

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By *eritageMan
over a year ago

weston super mare

"I was passing through town one evening when I saw my misses stood in a shop doorway eating a bag of chips with her knickers around her ankles.

I said, “OI… why are you stood there eating a bag of chips with your knickers around your ankles?”

She looked down and said, “OH… has he gones?”

lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Think it means a female opening the door straight away n u just f**k her! (doorway sex) lol

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