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"I am now living on whatever the low carb equivalent of beans on toast is for a fortnight having been lead astray here. £50 on new sex toys! You're a bad influence. All of you! ![]() Well at least if it gets nippy you have your own way of heating a room too! Win Win! ![]() | |||
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"well at least we'll hear some farts from both ends" If I begin farting from my head I'll be seeing a doctor! ![]() | |||
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"I am now living on whatever the low carb equivalent of beans on toast is for a fortnight having been lead astray here. £50 on new sex toys! You're a bad influence. All of you! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"well at least we'll hear some farts from both ends If I begin farting from my head I'll be seeing a doctor! ![]() ok both bottom holes..pedantic one! ![]() | |||
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"I am now living on whatever the low carb equivalent of beans on toast is for a fortnight having been lead astray here. £50 on new sex toys! You're a bad influence. All of you! ![]() ![]() ![]() I did ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I am now living on whatever the low carb equivalent of beans on toast is for a fortnight having been lead astray here. £50 on new sex toys! You're a bad influence. All of you! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() So what did we make you buy? Something good, I hope! ![]() | |||
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"I am now living on whatever the low carb equivalent of beans on toast is for a fortnight having been lead astray here. £50 on new sex toys! You're a bad influence. All of you! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() How did this happen? You have boxes of stuff already young woman! | |||
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"I am now living on whatever the low carb equivalent of beans on toast is for a fortnight having been lead astray here. £50 on new sex toys! You're a bad influence. All of you! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Someone mentioned Lovehoney mystery boxes, which I knew nothing about, so I went to LH to learn more and things jumped into my basket. ![]() | |||
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"I am now living on whatever the low carb equivalent of beans on toast is for a fortnight having been lead astray here. £50 on new sex toys! You're a bad influence. All of you! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well I saw those mystery boxes and left them to remain mysterious and then didn't look any further. I hope your new toys hit the spot. | |||
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"I am now living on whatever the low carb equivalent of beans on toast is for a fortnight having been lead astray here. £50 on new sex toys! You're a bad influence. All of you! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I did look further. Curiosity bankrupted the VV. ![]() | |||
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"I hope they cane with batteries - otherwise you'll have to forget the beans. Lol" Fortunately I have batteries. I buy those in bulk ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I have the option of returning it when it arrives. Any you're right Lickety, with the exception of sounds and e-stim, I don't really need, (ok, want), anything. But they spoke to me." So now you're blaming the poor innocent toys, are you? What did they say, exactly? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I have the option of returning it when it arrives. Any you're right Lickety, with the exception of sounds and e-stim, I don't really need, (ok, want), anything. But they spoke to me." So what did you get in the box? ![]() | |||
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"I have the option of returning it when it arrives. Any you're right Lickety, with the exception of sounds and e-stim, I don't really need, (ok, want), anything. But they spoke to me. So what did you get in the box? ![]() I'm not telling what I bought ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I am now living on whatever the low carb equivalent of beans on toast is for a fortnight having been lead astray here. £50 on new sex toys! You're a bad influence. All of you! ![]() If its true you really need to re-evaluate what you do with the money you have earned as a balanced diet is important. If its a way of getting attention well....well lets hope its that. | |||
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"Is the low carb version basically beans without toast? Will have to mail you a few slices a day over or send some wheat seeds to grow your own. " Beans are carbs too! | |||
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"I am now living on whatever the low carb equivalent of beans on toast is for a fortnight having been lead astray here. £50 on new sex toys! You're a bad influence. All of you! ![]() I look forward to you trying them out on me ![]() | |||
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"I am now living on whatever the low carb equivalent of beans on toast is for a fortnight having been lead astray here. £50 on new sex toys! You're a bad influence. All of you! ![]() ![]() Ha! They're all for meeeeeeeeee! Except maybe the glass dildo. I could share that perhaps ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I have the option of returning it when it arrives. Any you're right Lickety, with the exception of sounds and e-stim, I don't really need, (ok, want), anything. But they spoke to me. So what did you get in the box? ![]() ![]() ![]() We already do ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I have the option of returning it when it arrives. Any you're right Lickety, with the exception of sounds and e-stim, I don't really need, (ok, want), anything. But they spoke to me. So what did you get in the box? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() A few things. A mini wand,a glass dildo and a G-spot vibrator were the main things. I want a mains powered wand, but I'm not sure how I'll get on with a wand, so I'm trying the mini, battery one first, to get an idea. | |||
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"I have the option of returning it when it arrives. Any you're right Lickety, with the exception of sounds and e-stim, I don't really need, (ok, want), anything. But they spoke to me. So what did you get in the box? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I have the mains powered.... Happy days ![]() | |||
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"I have the option of returning it when it arrives. Any you're right Lickety, with the exception of sounds and e-stim, I don't really need, (ok, want), anything. But they spoke to me. So what did you get in the box? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I have a bullet which I love and I'm not sure a wand is going to work for me as well. I really want an Eroscillator but at £165 it's staying on my wishlist for the moment! | |||
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"Mystery boxes? What mystery boxes?? ![]() ![]() Yes, but I know of another site that offers a bigger discount too. I'd probably get banned for saying where though as LH is an affiliate here. | |||
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"I have the option of returning it when it arrives. Any you're right Lickety, with the exception of sounds and e-stim, I don't really need, (ok, want), anything. But they spoke to me. So what did you get in the box? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ooooo I love my glass dilo. The rest of my toys seem to have become obsolete since being given this beauty. Couldn't help but name it Charlotte ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I have the option of returning it when it arrives. Any you're right Lickety, with the exception of sounds and e-stim, I don't really need, (ok, want), anything. But they spoke to me. So what did you get in the box? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh sounds good. I've always wanted to play with a wand but the only person I know who's got one won't play with it when I'm there, but she swears by it when she's on her own. | |||
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"I have the option of returning it when it arrives. Any you're right Lickety, with the exception of sounds and e-stim, I don't really need, (ok, want), anything. But they spoke to me. So what did you get in the box? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Probably scared of drowning you ![]() | |||
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"I have the option of returning it when it arrives. Any you're right Lickety, with the exception of sounds and e-stim, I don't really need, (ok, want), anything. But they spoke to me. So what did you get in the box? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes, that is one of the effects it has on her, but she knows it turns me on getting drowned ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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