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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I am now living on whatever the low carb equivalent of beans on toast is for a fortnight having been lead astray here.

£50 on new sex toys!

You're a bad influence. All of you!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I am now living on whatever the low carb equivalent of beans on toast is for a fortnight having been lead astray here.

£50 on new sex toys!

You're a bad influence. All of you!

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Well at least if it gets nippy you have your own way of heating a room too! Win Win!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well at least we'll hear some farts from both ends

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"well at least we'll hear some farts from both ends"

If I begin farting from my head I'll be seeing a doctor!

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By *heone4475Man
over a year ago

upham

Here for a good time not a long time , enjoy

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I am now living on whatever the low carb equivalent of beans on toast is for a fortnight having been lead astray here.

£50 on new sex toys!

You're a bad influence. All of you!

Well at least if it gets nippy you have your own way of heating a room too! Win Win!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well at least we'll hear some farts from both ends

If I begin farting from my head I'll be seeing a doctor!

ok both bottom holes..pedantic one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hopefully said toys will keep your mind off the hunger pangs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you gonna post a review?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am now living on whatever the low carb equivalent of beans on toast is for a fortnight having been lead astray here.

£50 on new sex toys!

You're a bad influence. All of you!

Oh, that's right, blame us...

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I am now living on whatever the low carb equivalent of beans on toast is for a fortnight having been lead astray here.

£50 on new sex toys!

You're a bad influence. All of you!

Oh, that's right, blame us...

I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am now living on whatever the low carb equivalent of beans on toast is for a fortnight having been lead astray here.

£50 on new sex toys!

You're a bad influence. All of you!

Oh, that's right, blame us...

I did

So what did we make you buy? Something good, I hope!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I am now living on whatever the low carb equivalent of beans on toast is for a fortnight having been lead astray here.

£50 on new sex toys!

You're a bad influence. All of you!

Oh, that's right, blame us...

I did

How did this happen? You have boxes of stuff already young woman!

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I am now living on whatever the low carb equivalent of beans on toast is for a fortnight having been lead astray here.

£50 on new sex toys!

You're a bad influence. All of you!

Oh, that's right, blame us...

I did

How did this happen? You have boxes of stuff already young woman!

Someone mentioned Lovehoney mystery boxes, which I knew nothing about, so I went to LH to learn more and things jumped into my basket.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I have the option of returning it when it arrives.

Any you're right Lickety, with the exception of sounds and e-stim, I don't really need, (ok, want), anything.

But they spoke to me.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I am now living on whatever the low carb equivalent of beans on toast is for a fortnight having been lead astray here.

£50 on new sex toys!

You're a bad influence. All of you!

Oh, that's right, blame us...

I did

How did this happen? You have boxes of stuff already young woman!

Someone mentioned Lovehoney mystery boxes, which I knew nothing about, so I went to LH to learn more and things jumped into my basket.

Well I saw those mystery boxes and left them to remain mysterious and then didn't look any further.

I hope your new toys hit the spot.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I am now living on whatever the low carb equivalent of beans on toast is for a fortnight having been lead astray here.

£50 on new sex toys!

You're a bad influence. All of you!

Oh, that's right, blame us...

I did

How did this happen? You have boxes of stuff already young woman!

Someone mentioned Lovehoney mystery boxes, which I knew nothing about, so I went to LH to learn more and things jumped into my basket.

Well I saw those mystery boxes and left them to remain mysterious and then didn't look any further.

I hope your new toys hit the spot.

I did look further. Curiosity bankrupted the VV.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope they cane with batteries - otherwise you'll have to forget the beans. Lol

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I hope they cane with batteries - otherwise you'll have to forget the beans. Lol"

Fortunately I have batteries.

I buy those in bulk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the option of returning it when it arrives.

Any you're right Lickety, with the exception of sounds and e-stim, I don't really need, (ok, want), anything.

But they spoke to me."

So now you're blaming the poor innocent toys, are you?

What did they say, exactly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the option of returning it when it arrives.

Any you're right Lickety, with the exception of sounds and e-stim, I don't really need, (ok, want), anything.

But they spoke to me."

So what did you get in the box?

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I have the option of returning it when it arrives.

Any you're right Lickety, with the exception of sounds and e-stim, I don't really need, (ok, want), anything.

But they spoke to me.

So what did you get in the box?

I'm not telling what I bought

You'll all think I'm a deviant

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Is the low carb version basically beans without toast? Will have to mail you a few slices a day over or send some wheat seeds to grow your own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am now living on whatever the low carb equivalent of beans on toast is for a fortnight having been lead astray here.

£50 on new sex toys!

You're a bad influence. All of you!

If its true you really need to re-evaluate what you do with the money you have earned as a balanced diet is important. If its a way of getting attention well....well lets hope its that.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Is the low carb version basically beans without toast? Will have to mail you a few slices a day over or send some wheat seeds to grow your own. "

Beans are carbs too!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I know there are carbs in beans babe, but they have a good amount of protein which bread typically has less of. Change of plan, Im posting you some fruit and veg, but cant before a cooled meat delivery, unless you have fancied a fuck to some guy and he will be on his way. His sausage delivery could go well with beans.

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By *eard-lincolnMan
over a year ago

near lincoln

"I am now living on whatever the low carb equivalent of beans on toast is for a fortnight having been lead astray here.

£50 on new sex toys!

You're a bad influence. All of you!

I look forward to you trying them out on me

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I am now living on whatever the low carb equivalent of beans on toast is for a fortnight having been lead astray here.

£50 on new sex toys!

You're a bad influence. All of you!

I look forward to you trying them out on me

Ha! They're all for meeeeeeeeee!

Except maybe the glass dildo. I could share that perhaps

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

PDI until the 18th Nov

"I have the option of returning it when it arrives.

Any you're right Lickety, with the exception of sounds and e-stim, I don't really need, (ok, want), anything.

But they spoke to me.

So what did you get in the box?

I'm not telling what I bought

You'll all think I'm a deviant

We already do

so spill the beans

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I have the option of returning it when it arrives.

Any you're right Lickety, with the exception of sounds and e-stim, I don't really need, (ok, want), anything.

But they spoke to me.

So what did you get in the box?

I'm not telling what I bought

You'll all think I'm a deviant

We already do

so spill the beans

A few things. A mini wand,a glass dildo and a G-spot vibrator were the main things.

I want a mains powered wand, but I'm not sure how I'll get on with a wand, so I'm trying the mini, battery one first, to get an idea.

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By *itten-xxxWoman
over a year ago

North West

"I have the option of returning it when it arrives.

Any you're right Lickety, with the exception of sounds and e-stim, I don't really need, (ok, want), anything.

But they spoke to me.

So what did you get in the box?

I'm not telling what I bought

You'll all think I'm a deviant

We already do

so spill the beans

A few things. A mini wand,a glass dildo and a G-spot vibrator were the main things.

I want a mains powered wand, but I'm not sure how I'll get on with a wand, so I'm trying the mini, battery one first, to get an idea."

I have the mains powered.... Happy days

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I have the option of returning it when it arrives.

Any you're right Lickety, with the exception of sounds and e-stim, I don't really need, (ok, want), anything.

But they spoke to me.

So what did you get in the box?

I'm not telling what I bought

You'll all think I'm a deviant

We already do

so spill the beans

A few things. A mini wand,a glass dildo and a G-spot vibrator were the main things.

I want a mains powered wand, but I'm not sure how I'll get on with a wand, so I'm trying the mini, battery one first, to get an idea.

I have the mains powered.... Happy days

I have a bullet which I love and I'm not sure a wand is going to work for me as well.

I really want an Eroscillator but at £165 it's staying on my wishlist for the moment!

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Mystery boxes? What mystery boxes??

PS - did you remember to use the site 10% off, as that works on them too!

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Mystery boxes? What mystery boxes??

PS - did you remember to use the site 10% off, as that works on them too!

Yes, but I know of another site that offers a bigger discount too. I'd probably get banned for saying where though as LH is an affiliate here.

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By *itten-xxxWoman
over a year ago

North West

Has anyone got the We vibe for couples that looks good?

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

"I have the option of returning it when it arrives.

Any you're right Lickety, with the exception of sounds and e-stim, I don't really need, (ok, want), anything.

But they spoke to me.

So what did you get in the box?

I'm not telling what I bought

You'll all think I'm a deviant

We already do

so spill the beans

A few things. A mini wand,a glass dildo and a G-spot vibrator were the main things.

I want a mains powered wand, but I'm not sure how I'll get on with a wand, so I'm trying the mini, battery one first, to get an idea."

Ooooo I love my glass dilo. The rest of my toys seem to have become obsolete since being given this beauty.

Couldn't help but name it Charlotte

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I want a wand it's on my wish list for Christmas

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

PDI until the 18th Nov

"I have the option of returning it when it arrives.

Any you're right Lickety, with the exception of sounds and e-stim, I don't really need, (ok, want), anything.

But they spoke to me.

So what did you get in the box?

I'm not telling what I bought

You'll all think I'm a deviant

We already do

so spill the beans

A few things. A mini wand,a glass dildo and a G-spot vibrator were the main things.

I want a mains powered wand, but I'm not sure how I'll get on with a wand, so I'm trying the mini, battery one first, to get an idea."

Oh sounds good. I've always wanted to play with a wand but the only person I know who's got one won't play with it when I'm there, but she swears by it when she's on her own.

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By *itten-xxxWoman
over a year ago

North West

"I have the option of returning it when it arrives.

Any you're right Lickety, with the exception of sounds and e-stim, I don't really need, (ok, want), anything.

But they spoke to me.

So what did you get in the box?

I'm not telling what I bought

You'll all think I'm a deviant

We already do

so spill the beans

A few things. A mini wand,a glass dildo and a G-spot vibrator were the main things.

I want a mains powered wand, but I'm not sure how I'll get on with a wand, so I'm trying the mini, battery one first, to get an idea.

Oh sounds good. I've always wanted to play with a wand but the only person I know who's got one won't play with it when I'm there, but she swears by it when she's on her own."

Probably scared of drowning you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could always substitute the toast for a jacket potato

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

PDI until the 18th Nov

"I have the option of returning it when it arrives.

Any you're right Lickety, with the exception of sounds and e-stim, I don't really need, (ok, want), anything.

But they spoke to me.

So what did you get in the box?

I'm not telling what I bought

You'll all think I'm a deviant

We already do

so spill the beans

A few things. A mini wand,a glass dildo and a G-spot vibrator were the main things.

I want a mains powered wand, but I'm not sure how I'll get on with a wand, so I'm trying the mini, battery one first, to get an idea.

Oh sounds good. I've always wanted to play with a wand but the only person I know who's got one won't play with it when I'm there, but she swears by it when she's on her own.

Probably scared of drowning you

Yes, that is one of the effects it has on her, but she knows it turns me on getting drowned

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