FabSwingers.com forum: What everyday products would your username be used for?

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Mine- A perfume, or a insect killing powder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think mine would be an lipstick colour

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Think mine would be an lipstick colour"
I had forgotten about that mine is a lippy colour too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A porn series

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shoe horn...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A shoe horn..."

aphrodisiac yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id be a brand of products for cats

'get yourself this new cute n sassy kitty cat collar'

my usernames pretty shit for being a day to day product lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A perfume, definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Name of a florist

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A shoe horn..."
A 1970s aftershave splash on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wonderbra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beef sandwich bar/shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm lost for ideas, can anyone help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A shoe horn...A 1970s aftershave splash on.

One splash and your hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life bouy soap

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I have no clue. It could be a range of underwear. Or a style of wig.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

A chocolate , white choccy with a dark choccy centre

Double ended, two toned Dildo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pile cream.

Polk those piles with new Polk extra strength.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"I'm lost for ideas, can anyone help?"

A tandem?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Telescope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A strong beer or a bourbon maybe?

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Used every day at all good shops xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm lost for ideas, can anyone help?

A tandem?

Excellent, can't believe I never thought of that myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A crossdressed spunk-catching sock-puppet....

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Used every day at all good shops xx"
Hahahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Industrial strength toilet cleaner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A strong beer or a bourbon maybe?"

Or a wrinkle cream?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear .. a lubricant, a lavatory cleaner, mouthwash ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id be interested in what others wld think id be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine- A perfume, or a insect killing powder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea .. Pick one for me Femme

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

A fanny soap! or cat toys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexual enhancement product loool...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chain of vintage clothing stores

Or a designer clothing brand

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A guided tour of our countryside and its Ovine inhabitants

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Maybe a brand of lingerie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't a scooby doo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dildo

"Feel the power of the E Jay inside you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dildo

"Feel the power of the E Jay inside you""

I was thinking more loo cleaner

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Ours is an actual craft product...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id be interested in what others wld think id be"

Girls clothing and shoes

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"No idea .. Pick one for me Femme

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A large cat o nine tails.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dildo

"Feel the power of the E Jay inside you"

I was thinking more loo cleaner

To be honest I did think house hold

Bleach or cleaner originally. I was just trying to be filthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dildo

"Feel the power of the E Jay inside you"

I was thinking more loo cleaner

To be honest I did think house hold

Bleach or cleaner originally. I was just trying to be filthy "

You are damn filthy ya don't need a dildo added

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A household product...

"Super clean your windows with a Eurotongue..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ummm... Air freshener?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Ermmm a perfume I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine- A perfume, or a insect killing powder.

Pussy freshener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ummm... Air freshener?"

Scented Candle or

Babble Bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think mine should be a hair removal product....

Smooth, silky results guaranteed everytime by the Classy Laydee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm, I'm not entirely sure anyone would want to buy a product whose name translates as Greek Shit....... :-/

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Erm, I'm not entirely sure anyone would want to buy a product whose name translates as Greek Shit....... :-/ "
Kebab shop.

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

A dessert only fit for The Queen.

Only messing, you'll find us in any pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm, I'm not entirely sure anyone would want to buy a product whose name translates as Greek Shit....... :-/ Kebab shop."

Genius!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

A proper tea shop with proper pots

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By *leasuresharerMan
over a year ago

southampton

Frozen margaritas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A proper tea shop with proper pots "

Or a brothel aimed specifically at Wayne Rooney....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"A household product...

"Super clean your windows with a Eurotongue..."

Windowlicker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal lubricant!

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By *iceduoCouple (FF)
over a year ago

manchester

ours is a biscuit with marshmallow in it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Hair Removal Cream..

Or a cure for Thrush

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bug spray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something that floats your boat....or next to it I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stockings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A household product...

"Super clean your windows with a Eurotongue..."

Windowlicker

Stop bein a pane...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stockings

Ear muffs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexual enhancement product loool..."

Nah, that stuff you put on your car tyres to make em shiny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stockings

Ear muffs...

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A strong beer or a bourbon maybe?

Or a wrinkle cream? "

I'll use it on myself first then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Originally, a Wind (!!), but also a Car.....

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

Crap delivery company

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"A household product...

"Super clean your windows with a Eurotongue..."

Windowlicker

Stop bein a pane...

An online language course provider (I could make a cunning linguist joke but it would be facile in both the English and French sense) for Eurotongue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A clothing range for a discerning gentleman?

Or a cigar?

Struggling for household stuff..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ummm... Air freshener?

Scented Candle or

Babble Bath

I often babble in my bath

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

BrightonSteve would be an intense but effective wood polish, guaranteed to produce a shine that lasts a long time. Subtly enhanced by a sandalwood base with overtones of citrus. Sold in small

Boutiques run by open minded and generously proportioned ladies.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"A clothing range for a discerning gentleman?

Or a cigar?

Struggling for household stuff.."

An expensive furniture polish?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"BrightonSteve would be an intense but effective wood polish, guaranteed to produce a shine that lasts a long time. Subtly enhanced by a sandalwood base with overtones of citrus. Sold in small

Boutiques run by open minded and generously proportioned ladies. "

Great minds...

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

lacey topped stockings or holdups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ummm... Air freshener?

Scented Candle or

Babble Bath

I often babble in my bath

My typos are stupid haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby products

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Tampax!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

A microbrewery pale ale...my male profile would be a washing powder - Danny Baker would do the BlondeDaz Doorstep Challenge...not sure what BlondeTaz would equate to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ummm... Air freshener?

Scented Candle or

Babble Bath

I often babble in my bath

My typos are stupid haha

But funny

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hmmmm.. I cant think

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"A microbrewery pale ale...my male profile would be a washing powder - Danny Baker would do the BlondeDaz Doorstep Challenge...not sure what BlondeTaz would equate to

Drain cleaner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A household product...

"Super clean your windows with a Eurotongue..."

Windowlicker

Stop bein a pane...

An online language course provider (I could make a cunning linguist joke but it would be facile in both the English and French sense) for Eurotongue.

Ah... Si j'avais quelques mois de moins...

*Soupir...

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"A microbrewery pale ale...my male profile would be a washing powder - Danny Baker would do the BlondeDaz Doorstep Challenge...not sure what BlondeTaz would equate to

Drain cleaner

Good call! Or maybe a new street drug - ketamine mixed with crystal meth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pile cream

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Or a Jack Daniels mouthwash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id be interested in what others wld think id be"

A discreet vibrator shaped like a very famous Argentinian footballer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bathroom cleaner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fadge wash of course

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"id be interested in what others wld think id be

A discreet vibrator shaped like a very famous Argentinian footballer."
That would be Messi, they could make it full size.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

porn mag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B&C - perhaps a designer shoe or clothes brand. Or a unisex fragrance.

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Egg poacher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gawd knows

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"gawd knows"
An erotic paperback novel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine could be a motor vehicle made exclusively for Punjabi men .

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Mine? Probably boob firming cream or something dreadful.

From of the Soap & Glory knock-offs ranges supermarkets do.

Or plus size lingerie with attitude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"gawd knowsAn erotic paperback novel.

oooer - puts pen to paper - money to be made here

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Mine? Probably boob firming cream or something dreadful.

From of the Soap & Glory knock-offs ranges supermarkets do.

Or plus size lingerie with attitude."
Magic pants.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"gawd knowsAn erotic paperback novel.

oooer - puts pen to paper - money to be made here"
Remember who your mates are....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"gawd knowsAn erotic paperback novel.

oooer - puts pen to paper - money to be made hereRemember who your mates are....

you can be the mentioned one on the inside cover - special thanks to ........xx

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Mine? Probably boob firming cream or something dreadful.

From of the Soap & Glory knock-offs ranges supermarkets do.

Or plus size lingerie with attitude.Magic pants.

In leather. With studs. Or summat.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"gawd knowsAn erotic paperback novel.

oooer - puts pen to paper - money to be made hereRemember who your mates are....

you can be the mentioned one on the inside cover - special thanks to ........xx"
That will do...and a nice pair of shoes once you secure a publishing deal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"gawd knowsAn erotic paperback novel.

oooer - puts pen to paper - money to be made hereRemember who your mates are....

you can be the mentioned one on the inside cover - special thanks to ........xxThat will do...and a nice pair of shoes once you secure a publishing deal.

you're on ---

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

camera store

photo paper

photo library

etc, etc

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

I haven't a flipping clue...

Likely ladies knicker liners or something lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fruity wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

triple action suppository

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't a flipping clue...

Likely ladies knicker liners or something lol"

How about a pheromon, to attract subservient well endowed male drones?

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"I haven't a flipping clue...

Likely ladies knicker liners or something lol

How about a pheromon, to attract subservient well endowed male drones?"

goodness, I need to change my username if thats the impression it gives.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fizzy drink!

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By *w33tCh33ks91TV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester

Andrex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Andrex

or foundation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't a flipping clue...

Likely ladies knicker liners or something lol

How about a pheromon, to attract subservient well endowed male drones

goodness, I need to change my username if thats the impression it gives.

Tis a fine upstanding tag madam.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Andrex

Flavoured anal lube

(Eww!)

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By *r not quite virginMan
over a year ago

rochdale

Ive no idea haha cant think of anything my name could be

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"I haven't a flipping clue...

Likely ladies knicker liners or something lol

How about a pheromon, to attract subservient well endowed male drones

goodness, I need to change my username if thats the impression it gives.

Tis a fine upstanding tag madam.

Oh dear... but I've no interest in being Domme... does it really give that impression?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I haven't a flipping clue...

Likely ladies knicker liners or something lol

How about a pheromon, to attract subservient well endowed male drones

goodness, I need to change my username if thats the impression it gives.

Tis a fine upstanding tag madam.

Oh dear... but I've no interest in being Domme... does it really give that impression?

Not to me. To an extent some people read what they want to see into usernames.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive no idea haha cant think of anything my name could be"

Recycled olive oil.

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By *r not quite virginMan
over a year ago

rochdale

Haha I like it

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"I haven't a flipping clue...

Likely ladies knicker liners or something lol

How about a pheromon, to attract subservient well endowed male drones

goodness, I need to change my username if thats the impression it gives.

Tis a fine upstanding tag madam.

Oh dear... but I've no interest in being Domme... does it really give that impression?

Not to me. To an extent some people read what they want to see into usernames."

Phew, thanks VV (lovely legs by the way

)

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"Haha I like it"

A cheaper version of an airline?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I haven't a flipping clue...

Likely ladies knicker liners or something lol

How about a pheromon, to attract subservient well endowed male drones

goodness, I need to change my username if thats the impression it gives.

Tis a fine upstanding tag madam.

Oh dear... but I've no interest in being Domme... does it really give that impression?

Not to me. To an extent some people read what they want to see into usernames.

Phew, thanks VV (lovely legs by the way

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old fashioned tea-room with spin off range of cake mixes and quaint crockery.... frilly aprons too probably...and scented candles...ffs I'm a conglomerate.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ermmm a perfume I guess "

Or streaky Bacon perhaps ..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine- A perfume, or a insect killing powder.

Or...a dating site for suicidal men..pmsl

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

An energising aphrodisiac shot drink for ladies of a certain age!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

I think mine might be a type of lube with extra slide lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive no idea haha cant think of anything my name could be"

Condoms or sex toy for you!

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Eye wash

Dyslexic bromine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair conditioner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cocktail

took me ages to think of that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A scratch card!!!

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

Windows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think Mine would be a good advert for laxatives......pmsl

or a curry

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Mine would probably be a crap cheap body spray for teenage girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive no idea haha cant think of anything my name could be"

Sky tv

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Penis enhancement cream,,,

rub this on your John so da ladies will like it,

When I thought of my username this thread wasn t part of the plan,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interior/exterior design for TARDIS owners...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No idea .. Pick one for me Femme

A large cat o nine tails.

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot sauce for your burgers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A car ? Me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kids book.....as Monkey is a massive child that's quite apt !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be a shampoo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady wipes

Her

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By *r not quite virginMan
over a year ago

rochdale

"Ive no idea haha cant think of anything my name could be

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