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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As a Single Guy I get no Messages, no replies, ignored, looked down on and no Sex.

Why am I on here then you ask, I thought I would get an instant endless line up of People wanting to Bonk me !

That Doesn't happen so I stay here and Trawl the Forums for Sympathy which doesn't work either, so I'm still here getting more and more desperate and frustrated waiting for my first Mercy Bonk, surely someone must want to jump my Bones ?

Seriously get past all of that and be yourself and see what happens, this seems to be the ever increasing tone set by some but not all Single Guys though it's not just the Single Guys that set it.

just thought I'd outline what a lot of the Single Guy threads look like once posted no offense meant but thought I'd get it said anyway.

Kev ducks and orders a Taxi

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Shurrup and put the kettle on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shurrup and put the kettle on!"

one lump or two ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sympathy shag?? bend over im on me way xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

coffee, white, no sugar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"coffee, white, no sugar "

I dont really have a Kettle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you either do or dont matey, ok, put a pan of water on the hob then, you aint getting out of it that easy, and do some toast too

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

all I say is let the "negative nancies" all stick out for all the wrong reasons.....

just tell them that "moaning, and whinging" are not the most attractive of traits........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you either do or dont matey, ok, put a pan of water on the hob then, you aint getting out of it that easy, and do some toast too "

okay the Pans on Mally, I'll Fight you for the Biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

LOL @ negative nancies

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I don't want a coffee now,It never tastes the same with water from the pan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't want a coffee now,It never tastes the same with water from the pan "

Thats cause ya supposed ta use the tap not the toilet xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't want a coffee now,It never tastes the same with water from the pan

Thats cause ya supposed ta use the tap not the toilet xx "

I'll go and buy a Kettle and some Bottled Water and make a Mercy Brew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you either do or dont matey, ok, put a pan of water on the hob then, you aint getting out of it that easy, and do some toast too

okay the Pans on Mally, I'll Fight you for the Biscuits "

if its hob nobs, prepare to meet thy doom!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forgot to say that you feel totally unloved, unwanted and unnattractive. That your hunchback will be reduced after your latest round of corrective surgery but you have a 10" cock that is permenantly erect (even after the marathon daily wanking sessions)..

..used to work for me when I was single and now I'm married - ok, so Siren found out that I don't have a 10" cock - but we saved a fortune on corrective surgery cos I ain't got a hunchback either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

possibly one of the funniest threads iv read for a while!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"possibly one of the funniest threads iv read for a while!! xx "

Ya lead a sheltered life dont ya hun xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"possibly one of the funniest threads iv read for a while!! xx

Ya lead a sheltered life dont ya hun xx "

aat five foot seven not as sheltered as you dear..............x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"possibly one of the funniest threads iv read for a while!! xx

Ya lead a sheltered life dont ya hun xx

aat five foot seven not as sheltered as you dear..............x "

xx

Lol you get wet before me when it rains xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"possibly one of the funniest threads iv read for a while!! xx

Ya lead a sheltered life dont ya hun xx

aat five foot seven not as sheltered as you dear..............x

xx

Lol you get wet before me when it rains xx "

That's rich from a guy permanently in the fookin bath!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

That's rich from a guy permanently in the fookin bath! "

They don't call him wrinkle-dinkle for nothing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"possibly one of the funniest threads iv read for a while!! xx

Ya lead a sheltered life dont ya hun xx

aat five foot seven not as sheltered as you dear..............x

xx

Lol you get wet before me when it rains xx

That's rich from a guy permanently in the fookin bath! "

ROFL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a Single Guy I get no Messages, no replies, ignored, looked down on and no Sex.

Why am I on here then you ask, I thought I would get an instant endless line up of People wanting to Bonk me !

That Doesn't happen so I stay here and Trawl the Forums for Sympathy which doesn't work either, so I'm still here getting more and more desperate and frustrated waiting for my first Mercy Bonk, surely someone must want to jump my Bones ?

Seriously get past all of that and be yourself and see what happens, this seems to be the ever increasing tone set by some but not all Single Guys though it's not just the Single Guys that set it.

just thought I'd outline what a lot of the Single Guy threads look like once posted no offense meant but thought I'd get it said anyway.

Kev ducks and orders a Taxi "

Get to a few parties or socials and build your confidence. Ask yourself this are you on here for the right reasons or just an easy fuck.

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