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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The average single females week (which consists of 168 hours as for the rest of us)consists of

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An average of 8 hours beauty sleep a night that's 56 hours a week leaving 112 hours left

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An average of one hour a day having meals that's 7 hours a week leaving 105 left

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An average of 2 hours a day on fab pissin themselves at corny mails off single guys and pervin at cock pics that's 14 hours a week leaving 91 left

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An average of 2 hours a day watching soaps and daytime tv that's 14 hours a week leaving 77 left

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An average of 2 hours a day deciding what to wear and getting ready (i did say an average most take longer)that's 14 hours a week leaving 63 left

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An average of 5 hours a day gossipin and chattin to their mates about the cock pics they have been perving that's 35 hours a week leaving 28 left

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An average of 3 hours a day shopping and important women stuff that they have to do like going to the hairdressers that's 21 hours a week leaving 7 left

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An average of 1 hour a day talking on the phone and texting the nice Turkish guy who they met on holiday six years ago that's 7 hours a week leaving 1 left

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That 1 hour left is for meeting you guys so as you can see being as though there are a gazzilion single males to single females your profile and e mail have ta be summat rather special

Have fun all xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all very average isn't it, dya think it would make a difference to the moaning that some do? No me either

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's all very average isn't it, dya think it would make a difference to the moaning that some do? No me either "

Moaning on this site??? Never lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh dear!!! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh dear what lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crikey do they never go to the bathroom!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Crikey do they never go to the bathroom! "

We fit that in in the hour meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Crikey do they never go to the bathroom!

We fit that in in the hour meet "

Lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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An average of 3 hours a day shopping and important women stuff that they have to do like going to the hairdressers that's 21 hours a week leaving 7 left

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An average of 1 hour a day talking on the phone and texting the nice Turkish guy who they met on holiday six years ago that's 7 hours a week leaving 1 left

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Your maths is wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Your maths is wrong. "

God i am physic lol

I read it through after i posted it and noticed that lol

The first thought after that was i hopes wishy dont read it lol result xx

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Crikey do they never go to the bathroom! "

Ever wondered how gushing started?

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