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Biscuits to prevent masturbation !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Borrowed from The Guardian

Digestive biscuits may once have been thought to aid the breakdown of food thanks to their high baking soda content.

But that's nothing compared to the claims made about the Graham Cracker.

The American camp fire favourite was a key component of the "purifying" vegetarian regime which could "put an end to masturbation and other carnal desires" according to their inventor

I'm sticking to my jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaffa cakes? You filthy bastard...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find Fap Jacks have the opposite effect

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

But who needs to stop wanking?!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I would have thought The Guardian was enough in itself to ensure lack of masturbation.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Hmmm as a woman (and therefore capable of multi-tasking) I am sure I could wank AND eat biccies at the sane time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmm as a woman (and therefore capable of multi-tasking) I am sure I could wank AND eat biccies at the sane time! "

You'd have to be careful not to drop crumbs near your foof though!! It would be like exfoliating if you rubbed crumbs into it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder if theres any connection between shortbread and sheep shagging

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-28210576

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By *inger SiMan
over a year ago

Cambridge


"But who needs to stop wanking?!!"

I do I am at a bus stop.

Only kidding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think Mr Kellogg of the cornflakes invented them to stop wanking ....I must admit its never stopped me ...just wait for the milk to make them soggy then bang away

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By *hristian1981Man
over a year ago

dundee

Im trying shortbread.... stole a load today.

BBC r on to me tho

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By *inger SiMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

Yes I find the crumbs make it really uncomfortable it tends to stop me.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Think Mr Kellogg of the cornflakes invented them to stop wanking ....I must admit its never stopped me ...just wait for the milk to make them soggy then bang away "

I believe he intended them as some sort of noisy mattress filling rather than eating them giving guys the droop.

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By *azNdavCouple
over a year ago

barnsley


"Hmmm as a woman (and therefore capable of multi-tasking) I am sure I could wank AND eat biccies at the sane time! "

Just don't forget which hands holding the biscuit could bring a whole new meaning to Dunking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think Mr Kellogg of the cornflakes invented them to stop wanking ....I must admit its never stopped me ...just wait for the milk to make them soggy then bang away

I believe he intended them as some sort of noisy mattress filling rather than eating them giving guys the droop."

It would take more than noise to put me off

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