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By *adja_lazlo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Solihull

Worse one involved a wife that was foreced to be there, we left

The funniest involved a necklace and a nipple piercing

Whats your funniest and worse?

Franchine-Stan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a rather serious guy who became so vocally enthusiastic while he shagged my arse it caused me to burst-out an uncontrollable fit of laugher, so much so that he took the huff and stormed-off leaving me reflect on my attitude,,,,

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Not mine but the best I have heard is from an ex member of this site called Wishy (I heart you bro). He and his wife had a meet with a guy that had a poo on his leather sofa.

That is all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking into a man's face as he came to see him gurning like he was eating a seriously sour sweet. Not someone from here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not mine but the best I have heard is from an ex member of this site called Wishy (I heart you bro). He and his wife had a meet with a guy that had a poo on his leather sofa.

That is all."

He did the poo on his sofa while they were there,or it was on there when they got there? Animal poop?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Not mine but the best I have heard is from an ex member of this site called Wishy (I heart you bro). He and his wife had a meet with a guy that had a poo on his leather sofa.

That is all.

He did the poo on his sofa while they were there,or it was on there when they got there? Animal poop? "
Hahahahaha, there was shit al over! I remember the story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not mine but the best I have heard is from an ex member of this site called Wishy (I heart you bro). He and his wife had a meet with a guy that had a poo on his leather sofa.

That is all.

He did the poo on his sofa while they were there,or it was on there when they got there? Animal poop? "
ehhhhkkkkk am going to boke

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Not mine but the best I have heard is from an ex member of this site called Wishy (I heart you bro). He and his wife had a meet with a guy that had a poo on his leather sofa.

That is all.

He did the poo on his sofa while they were there,or it was on there when they got there? Animal poop? ehhhhkkkkk am going to boke "
Sick bucket over there......careful its already half full.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Not mine but the best I have heard is from an ex member of this site called Wishy (I heart you bro). He and his wife had a meet with a guy that had a poo on his leather sofa.

That is all.

He did the poo on his sofa while they were there,or it was on there when they got there? Animal poop? "

I think he was shitfaced (pun intended) and was trying to a have sneaky chuff. He unfortunately lost control and followed through all over a white leather sofa. I think the meet ended at that point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Legoman!

It was at a part and this gent who was worse for wear for some reason though he would impress people by inserting multiple bricks up his back passage. Sadly some got stuck aka toothpick in mouth style and we drew straws to see who would take him to A&E. Credit to him he won't be forgotten and got a new nick name along with a perforated rectum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Legoman!

It was at a part and this gent who was worse for wear for some reason though he would impress people by inserting multiple bricks up his back passage. "

Multiple Bricks ... yikes,,,

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

The worst was the one and only time I went to a club as a single female. Encountered a guy in a dark room and experience what I can only describe as a sexual assault. I was quite shaken and left shortly after.

The funniest was when we met another couple from a different site at their place. I went and changed into black chemise, stockings, heels and came downstairs to the obvious approval of the guys. She did the same but I can only surmise she changed in the dark because she looked like an explosion in a psychedelic paint factory... bright purple baby-doll, pink whale-net stockings, bright yellow, feather trimmed long negligee and (wait for it) bright red crocs! It was one of those 'a stranger walks into a wild-west bar' moments.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Not mine but the best I have heard is from an ex member of this site called Wishy (I heart you bro). He and his wife had a meet with a guy that had a poo on his leather sofa.

That is all.

He did the poo on his sofa while they were there,or it was on there when they got there? Animal poop?

I think he was shitfaced (pun intended) and was trying to a have sneaky chuff. He unfortunately lost control and followed through all over a white leather sofa. I think the meet ended at that point."

remember the story, hilarious to read..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most funniest meet I've heard is fanny farts being caused while having sex in the doggy position.He laughed for ages while she nearly died of embarrassment and they couldn't carry on

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By *adja_lazlo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Solihull


"I met a rather serious guy who became so vocally enthusiastic while he shagged my arse it caused me to burst-out an uncontrollable fit of laugher, so much so that he took the huff and stormed-off leaving me reflect on my attitude,,,, "

oops lol

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By *adja_lazlo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Solihull


"The worst was the one and only time I went to a club as a single female. Encountered a guy in a dark room and experience what I can only describe as a sexual assault. I was quite shaken and left shortly after.

The funniest was when we met another couple from a different site at their place. I went and changed into black chemise, stockings, heels and came downstairs to the obvious approval of the guys. She did the same but I can only surmise she changed in the dark because she looked like an explosion in a psychedelic paint factory... bright purple baby-doll, pink whale-net stockings, bright yellow, feather trimmed long negligee and (wait for it) bright red crocs! It was one of those 'a stranger walks into a wild-west bar' moments."

we should change our ward robe now lol

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham


"The worst was the one and only time I went to a club as a single female. Encountered a guy in a dark room and experience what I can only describe as a sexual assault. I was quite shaken and left shortly after.

The funniest was when we met another couple from a different site at their place. I went and changed into black chemise, stockings, heels and came downstairs to the obvious approval of the guys. She did the same but I can only surmise she changed in the dark because she looked like an explosion in a psychedelic paint factory... bright purple baby-doll, pink whale-net stockings, bright yellow, feather trimmed long negligee and (wait for it) bright red crocs! It was one of those 'a stranger walks into a wild-west bar' moments.

we should change our ward robe now lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not mine but the best I have heard is from an ex member of this site called Wishy (I heart you bro). He and his wife had a meet with a guy that had a poo on his leather sofa.

That is all.

He did the poo on his sofa while they were there,or it was on there when they got there? Animal poop?

I think he was shitfaced (pun intended) and was trying to a have sneaky chuff. He unfortunately lost control and followed through all over a white leather sofa. I think the meet ended at that point."

If I remember the story correctly the poo man was very d*unk so Wishy and his wife didn't want him to leave the house and disturb the neighbours so they settled him down on the sofa and locked the door. In the morning as they were letting him out poo man turns to Wishy and says " thanks mate, that was one of my best meets"

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham


"Not mine but the best I have heard is from an ex member of this site called Wishy (I heart you bro). He and his wife had a meet with a guy that had a poo on his leather sofa.

That is all.

He did the poo on his sofa while they were there,or it was on there when they got there? Animal poop?

I think he was shitfaced (pun intended) and was trying to a have sneaky chuff. He unfortunately lost control and followed through all over a white leather sofa. I think the meet ended at that point.

If I remember the story correctly the poo man was very d*unk so Wishy and his wife didn't want him to leave the house and disturb the neighbours so they settled him down on the sofa and locked the door. In the morning as they were letting him out poo man turns to Wishy and says " thanks mate, that was one of my best meets" "

Was it THEIR sofa??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not mine but the best I have heard is from an ex member of this site called Wishy (I heart you bro). He and his wife had a meet with a guy that had a poo on his leather sofa.

That is all.

He did the poo on his sofa while they were there,or it was on there when they got there? Animal poop?

I think he was shitfaced (pun intended) and was trying to a have sneaky chuff. He unfortunately lost control and followed through all over a white leather sofa. I think the meet ended at that point.

If I remember the story correctly the poo man was very d*unk so Wishy and his wife didn't want him to leave the house and disturb the neighbours so they settled him down on the sofa and locked the door. In the morning as they were letting him out poo man turns to Wishy and says " thanks mate, that was one of my best meets"

Was it THEIR sofa??"

Yes, they had invited poo man to their house.

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham


"Not mine but the best I have heard is from an ex member of this site called Wishy (I heart you bro). He and his wife had a meet with a guy that had a poo on his leather sofa.

That is all.

He did the poo on his sofa while they were there,or it was on there when they got there? Animal poop?

I think he was shitfaced (pun intended) and was trying to a have sneaky chuff. He unfortunately lost control and followed through all over a white leather sofa. I think the meet ended at that point.

If I remember the story correctly the poo man was very d*unk so Wishy and his wife didn't want him to leave the house and disturb the neighbours so they settled him down on the sofa and locked the door. In the morning as they were letting him out poo man turns to Wishy and says " thanks mate, that was one of my best meets"

Was it THEIR sofa??

Yes, they had invited poo man to their house. "

I'd have rubbed his frickin nose in it! Saying that, if someone turned up at mine as bladdered as that, he'd be turned around and sent on his way PDQ.

Whatever happened to Wishy btw?

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By *adja_lazlo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Solihull


"Not mine but the best I have heard is from an ex member of this site called Wishy (I heart you bro). He and his wife had a meet with a guy that had a poo on his leather sofa.

That is all.

He did the poo on his sofa while they were there,or it was on there when they got there? Animal poop?

I think he was shitfaced (pun intended) and was trying to a have sneaky chuff. He unfortunately lost control and followed through all over a white leather sofa. I think the meet ended at that point.

If I remember the story correctly the poo man was very d*unk so Wishy and his wife didn't want him to leave the house and disturb the neighbours so they settled him down on the sofa and locked the door. In the morning as they were letting him out poo man turns to Wishy and says " thanks mate, that was one of my best meets"

Was it THEIR sofa??

Yes, they had invited poo man to their house.

I'd have rubbed his frickin nose in it! Saying that, if someone turned up at mine as bladdered as that, he'd be turned around and sent on his way PDQ.

Whatever happened to Wishy btw?"

so glad ours werent as bad as this lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

There was my increasingly frustrating day of five meets when I met a succession of men with out of date or totally fake pics who were all convinced that since I'd met them for coffee that I would shag them despite them being fatter, older or just simply nothing like their pics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use the search function, and have a look for An Apology ...it was posted 5 weeks ago. I've heard from a friend that yes the farmer involved has indeed been talking about it in the pub...lmao.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Not mine but the best I have heard is from an ex member of this site called Wishy (I heart you bro). He and his wife had a meet with a guy that had a poo on his leather sofa.

That is all.

He did the poo on his sofa while they were there,or it was on there when they got there? Animal poop?

I think he was shitfaced (pun intended) and was trying to a have sneaky chuff. He unfortunately lost control and followed through all over a white leather sofa. I think the meet ended at that point.

If I remember the story correctly the poo man was very d*unk so Wishy and his wife didn't want him to leave the house and disturb the neighbours so they settled him down on the sofa and locked the door. In the morning as they were letting him out poo man turns to Wishy and says " thanks mate, that was one of my best meets"

Was it THEIR sofa??

Yes, they had invited poo man to their house.

I'd have rubbed his frickin nose in it! Saying that, if someone turned up at mine as bladdered as that, he'd be turned around and sent on his way PDQ.

Whatever happened to Wishy btw?"

He left the site in a fit of pique over a particular contentious John Major/Margaret Thatcher thread... or something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not mine but the best I have heard is from an ex member of this site called Wishy (I heart you bro). He and his wife had a meet with a guy that had a poo on his leather sofa.

That is all.

He did the poo on his sofa while they were there,or it was on there when they got there? Animal poop?

I think he was shitfaced (pun intended) and was trying to a have sneaky chuff. He unfortunately lost control and followed through all over a white leather sofa. I think the meet ended at that point."

Oh dear God

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