FabSwingers.com forum: my meet from hell....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I went for a meet tonite horny as fuck,i like special sex.

With someone that gets you to that place.

All day at work I been leaking fluids.gagging for this evening.

Like I said special when you feel as you can go as you pls without offending.although we all like to push a little

Anyhow this meet we start to play sitting across from each other playing with ourselfs getting of n directing.then the fucking house turns in to picadilly circus,sisters ,aunts then some Cheeky pricked from across the road starts wid his old woman left him,

Fuck about my fabs people I now indoors very frustrated.

I came just the once but I like it the longer it goes on cos we all like to get get rite amonst a sweet wet pussy.

So I find myself very frustrated...

Not for the first time I hear you say,

Well I've told a few real tales on here.and been slated by people that never lived...

So fabs girls take pity on this man.

Someone help me cum a ten minute chat.

I promise I repay you 3x fold

The mandy has my sexy mind.

A desparate pilgrim needs satisfiying.

You will enjoy

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

what will we enjoy ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take pitty on us guys who have to work away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its no fun been away from home....could just do with a good chat to get me off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went for a meet tonite horny as fuck,i like special sex.

With someone that gets you to that place.

All day at work I been leaking fluids.gagging for this evening.

Like I said special when you feel as you can go as you pls without offending.although we all like to push a little

Fuck about my fabs people I now indoors very frustrated.

I came just the once but I like it the longer it goes on cos we all like to get get rite amonst a sweet wet pussy.

So I find myself very frustrated...

Not for the first time I hear you say,

Well I've told a few real tales on here.and been slated by people that never lived...

So fabs girls take pity on this man.

Someone help me cum a ten minute chat.

I promise I repay you 3x fold

The mandy has my sexy mind.

A desparate pilgrim needs satisfiying.

You will enjoy

Wtf??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

????????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/07/14 03:34:00]

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

its nearly 4 am in the morning ...you work away from home ...what time do you start work ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I very sorry had to get of my chest,,

I so fucking horny rite now.

I know men say this all the time but I fairly expeiranced an can deal with most things,but????????? It felt like I on show cos treated her to few nice things.her aunty eyeing me that cool.they don't know we meet on fab,or maybe she does

I certainly would tried to please.

the rambelings of a horny fuckwit.

Would you ike company 1st couple ??

I not been involved with strangers b4,but????????? So horny would very seriously consider,

That if you'd have me of course.

Hung n horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I very sorry had to get of my chest,,

I so fucking horny rite now.

I certainly would tried to please.

the rambelings of a horny fuckwit.

Would you ike company 1st couple ??

I not been involved with strangers b4,but????????? So horny would very seriously consider,

That if you'd have me of course.

Hung n horny

Wtf?? Is this some sort of shit poem?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I went for a meet tonite horny as fuck,i like special sex.

With someone that gets you to that place.

All day at work I been leaking fluids.gagging for this evening.

Like I said special when you feel as you can go as you pls without offending.although we all like to push a little

Fuck about my fabs people I now indoors very frustrated.

I came just the once but I like it the longer it goes on cos we all like to get get rite amonst a sweet wet pussy.

So I find myself very frustrated...

Not for the first time I hear you say,

Well I've told a few real tales on here.and been slated by people that never lived...

So fabs girls take pity on this man.

Someone help me cum a ten minute chat.

I promise I repay you 3x fold

The mandy has my sexy mind.

A desparate pilgrim needs satisfiying.

You will enjoy

m8 I no mug I done the do I know the koo!!!

It was a crazy evening.

Nothing ever simple wid me,i

That why I find myself in mad turmouts,

"i like it"

Still need someone to talk too!??

Csnt put up wid babe station again.all trimmed up n no one to play..

You understand Shit just happens but I need stimulating.

Oh mandy you turn me to something special.

Sorry like I said had to tell yo people,so at least now you girls know how tough it is having a/willy,,haha

I can feel the sympathy.

Soz my rant.x

Wtf??"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its no fun been away from home....could just do with a good chat to get me off."
.

M8 I a/pussy man,but????????? Hey I so horny you tell me wot I wanna hear who knows,he he

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I very sorry had to get of my chest,,

I so fucking horny rite now.

I certainly would tried to please.

the rambelings of a horny fuckwit.

Would you ike company 1st couple ??

I not been involved with strangers b4,but????????? So horny would very seriously consider,

That if you'd have me of course.

Hung n horny

No I do apologies for my drug induced rambelings.

I just fucking very frustrated an also feel abit mugged off by tonite.

I said Soz but I entitled/to my rant.

I a grown up m8 obviously some people treat abit more flippantly.

But I a big man I soon get over it,,

But still

Kingsize frustrated.

We cool me ole fruit don't mean to offend.

Wtf?? Is this some sort of shit poem?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I very sorry had to get of my chest,,

I so fucking horny rite now.

I certainly would tried to please.

the rambelings of a horny fuckwit.

Would you ike company 1st couple ??

I not been involved with strangers b4,but????????? So horny would very seriously consider,

That if you'd have me of course.

Hung n horny

Wtf?? Is this some sort of shit poem?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I got to be at work 7.30.

I drive a big fuck off machine.

Jcb, lucky I good at my job.id reckon better at it than the meets I choose,,

That wrong to be fair,the majority are very like minded.

Kindda felt I'd been outted.

The meets aunt was at a funeral I went to tues,all abit surreal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went for a meet tonite horny as fuck,i like special sex.

With someone that gets you to that place.

All day at work I been leaking fluids.gagging for this evening.

Like I said special when you feel as you can go as you pls without offending.although we all like to push a little

Fuck about my fabs people I now indoors very frustrated.

I came just the once but I like it the longer it goes on cos we all like to get get rite amonst a sweet wet pussy.

So I find myself very frustrated...

Not for the first time I hear you say,

Well I've told a few real tales on here.and been slated by people that never lived...

So fabs girls take pity on this man.

Someone help me cum a ten minute chat.

I promise I repay you 3x fold

The mandy has my sexy mind.

A desparate pilgrim needs satisfiying.

You will enjoy

Wtf??"

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Translation:

He went for a meet with a lovely lady. They were teasing each other with lots of playing with themselves in front of each other when half her family turned up to visit spoiling the erotic moment. Then to cap it all a numpty neighbour turned up too.

He's still horny and frustrated and would anyone like to help him with this via a rude phone call?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Translation:

He's still horny and frustrated and would anyone like to help him with this via a rude phone call?"

Thank you. It is nice to have a translation.

Do you think it was originally written in Serbo-Croat and translated on Google translate?

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Aren't there premium rate phone lines for this kind of service?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Enlightenment comes to some in life, but I am non the wiser from having read this. Your relief is in your hands op.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only bit I understand 'the ramblings of a horny fuckwit' Everything else god knows!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WTF maybe the spunk has gone to his brain...

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I went for a meet tonite horny as fuck,i like special sex.

With someone that gets you to that place.

All day at work I been leaking fluids.gagging for this evening.

Like I said special when you feel as you can go as you pls without offending.although we all like to push a little

Fuck about my fabs people I now indoors very frustrated.

I came just the once but I like it the longer it goes on cos we all like to get get rite amonst a sweet wet pussy.

So I find myself very frustrated...

Not for the first time I hear you say,

Well I've told a few real tales on here.and been slated by people that never lived...

So fabs girls take pity on this man.

Someone help me cum a ten minute chat.

I promise I repay you 3x fold

The mandy has my sexy mind.

A desparate pilgrim needs satisfiying.

You will enjoy

Wtf??"

Not another d*unken post. What's going on today?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

For sale: Rosetta Stone, deluxe model, £19.99 + £4.99 p&p.

Hurry whilst stocks last!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It felt like my IQ dropped to 50 reading that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was like a dodgy haiku at first :o

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I the only one who did not understand pretty much any of this entire thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

couldn't you just bash one out & be done with it...

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

It was a relief that other people could not understand the op. I wondered if I had just woken up and was now unable to read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More /pepsi with that ? "

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Yoda - I hope its all good now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It felt like my IQ dropped to 50 reading that

You mean you managed to read it????

I thought my eyesight had gone and someone had stolen my mind....or too much coffee first thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Borat is on Fab!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Drugs are bad m'kay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I understood it but he was either very d*unk, is not very fluent in english so write sentences/words as they soubd when he says them or its both those combined.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Aren't there premium rate phone lines for this kind of service?"

What?!

You mean I can get paid for my services?!

Wow! I never realised that translating yoof into English was such a well regarded and needed skill.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

*have just realised the OP is older than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm convinced he must be writing in another language and using some form of translator - and not a very good one by the looks of it

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Ok you have had your fun, leave him alone now please....none of us write perfectly.

To the OP....I am guessing you didn't find anyone for phone sex, but there are people about who do like it

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