FabSwingers.com forum: A Nigerian mother...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...was lucky enough to see her 3 daughters get married during the same year. She called each of them after their respective marriage ceremonies, telling them "Do not forget my daughter, to tell me about your first night in coded language". So, after the first week the first daughter sends the message " NESCAFE". The following week, the 2nd daughter send the message "BENSON". As the mother is very smart, she checks on the Nescafe bottle and it says "Fantastic until the last drop". Then she asks her husband for a pack of Benson cigarettes, and on it was written " Extra long, King Size". She smiles and say "Not bad for their age". Then a week later she receives a message from the 3rd daughter saying "NAIROBI-MOMBASSA". So she calls Kenya Airways and asks for information on flights schedules from Nairobi to Mombassa. They reply "3 times a day, 7 days a week, and the duration of the flight is 75 mins". The mother gets shocked and screams " Igweeeeeee!!! That one is going to kill my daughter!"