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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Some shite has stolen my wheelie bin for the second time....who steals a bloody wheelie bin???

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Mine tries to escape by itself. I find it half way down the road sometimes. Lil shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some shite has stolen my wheelie bin for the second time....who steals a bloody wheelie bin??? "

They're great for hiding bodies in

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Mine tries to escape by itself. I find it half way down the road sometimes. Lil shit."

Well this bin is no where to be seen....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Some shite has stolen my wheelie bin for the second time....who steals a bloody wheelie bin???

They're great for hiding bodies in "
How many could I fit in I wonder?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The purple helmet motorcycle display team, they have wheelie bin races with them. I doubt if they have nicked yours though.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

My binmen often leave mine 2 or 3 postcodes away after they empty it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some shite has stolen my wheelie bin for the second time....who steals a bloody wheelie bin???

They're great for hiding bodies in How many could I fit in I wonder? "

Depends how tunky they were to start and if you chop em up well

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Mine tries to escape by itself. I find it half way down the road sometimes. Lil shit.

Well this bin is no where to be seen.... "

Check your recycle bin, it might be hiding in there Russian doll stylee. They can be quite crafty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you looked behind the sofa?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some shite has stolen my wheelie bin for the second time....who steals a bloody wheelie bin??? "

how bin ya ?

bin alright how bin yow ?

Strange breed by you cheeky

this week on bin watch

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

There was a spate of them being stolen up here, but they were asking new build house owners to buy them at £70 a time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What colour was it? I'll look out for it.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must have bin wheely pissed off with it going missing again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol twice someone has stolen our bin have to pay another 20 quid for a new one gutted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some shite has stolen my wheelie bin for the second time....who steals a bloody wheelie bin??? "

Scousers We live in them

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By *riskygazMan
over a year ago

birmingham

I think we will have them in Birmingham early next year, some area's already have them, they are going to be a pain in the arse, dreading it

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"lol twice someone has stolen our bin have to pay another 20 quid for a new one gutted "

We don't have to pay for bin thank god!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You must have bin wheely pissed off with it going missing again "

Like it

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge


"Some shite has stolen my wheelie bin for the second time....who steals a bloody wheelie bin???

They're great for hiding bodies in "
also loot from robbery from peoples sheds and homes

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Most of the terraced houses near me have 3 bins each, black, green & blue which are permanently left out on the pavement. A lot of them overflow and there seems to be more rubbish on the pavement than there actually is in the bins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine tries to escape by itself. I find it half way down the road sometimes. Lil shit.

Well this bin is no where to be seen.... "

Don't forget to look in the last place you think of first - that's where lost stuff always is

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Mine tries to escape by itself. I find it half way down the road sometimes. Lil shit.

Well this bin is no where to be seen....

Don't forget to look in the last place you think of first - that's where lost stuff always is "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some shite has stolen my wheelie bin for the second time....who steals a bloody wheelie bin???

They're great for hiding bodies in also loot from robbery from peoples sheds and homes "

It's how I furnish mine

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Some shite has stolen my wheelie bin for the second time....who steals a bloody wheelie bin??? "

I do. Or used to. The trick is for you and your confederate to take one side each and then carry it to someone's garden. You repeat this with about 30 bins and leave them all on someone's front garden.

Come 6Am, they open their curtains and discover they have mysteriously acquired a wheelie bin convention. Much hilarity ensues as your victim posts on facebook about it.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

In the village where I used to live, pre wheelie bin days, we had much the same fun with garden Gnomes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the village where I used to live, pre wheelie bin days, we had much the same fun with garden Gnomes "

You reminded me...we used to do that as kids

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Well it wasn't us....we moved house at the beginning of May and are still waiting for ours to be delivered.

We live opposite a park so left the black bags along with the black bags they had collected from all the bins in the park.

The following week, we had a council official knocking on our door telling us not to put the black bags from our house with the black bags full of dog shit from the park!

Councils....don't you just love them!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

They are gutting two houses opposite I do wonder if they have nicked it for that purpose....

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

So today I've had some bloke expose himself to me in the underpass and I've had my bin nicked...exciting times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont have a wheelie bin... ive seagull proof sacks.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"So today I've had some bloke expose himself to me in the underpass and I've had my bin nicked...exciting times "

Pit he didn't combine both, by jumping out of your bin when you opened it, waved his wanger at you and then ran off skipping singing songs from lesser known musicals

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

It was probably Chorlton. The bugger has quite a collection.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"So today I've had some bloke expose himself to me in the underpass and I've had my bin nicked...exciting times "

Sounds about right for round here

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.


"Some shite has stolen my wheelie bin for the second time....who steals a bloody wheelie bin???

I do. Or used to. The trick is for you and your confederate to take one side each and then carry it to someone's garden. You repeat this with about 30 bins and leave them all on someone's front garden.

Come 6Am, they open their curtains and discover they have mysteriously acquired a wheelie bin convention. Much hilarity ensues as your victim posts on facebook about it. "

Bit like childish connecting all the street door knockers together and hiding behind a big hedge, and pulling the connecting strings, peeing your self laughing so loudly you would always be caught, ah innocent pre internet days!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

He'd get a kick in the balls! I'd have been petrified, so glad we don't have underpasses here. Hope your ok Cheeky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss Cheeky, I may have a spare wheelie bin going, depending on any decent advice I get from my recent post requesting medical advice. I can dump it in your garden at about 4 am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some shite has stolen my wheelie bin for the second time....who steals a bloody wheelie bin??? "

It could be worse they set then alight outside your house round this way.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"He'd get a kick in the balls! I'd have been petrified, so glad we don't have underpasses here. Hope your ok Cheeky x"

I'm grand....thanks for asking though xx

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Cheapie and pound shops often sell big adhesive numbers so you can mark your wheelie bin, it makes it less likely to get nicked.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Cheapie and pound shops often sell big adhesive numbers so you can mark your wheelie bin, it makes it less likely to get nicked."

I'm certainly getting some of those xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you get the wheelie bin back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some shite has stolen my wheelie bin for the second time....who steals a bloody wheelie bin??? "

Ive had that happen to me twice in three weeks, luckiky the recycle bin so ive not got to pay for it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a knack to Wheelie Bin security.

No one's gonna want to steal mine, or at least if they do they'll leave a DNA laden trail of vomit.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Did you get the wheelie bin back? "

Did I fuck....

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

If I find them I'm going to stick them in the bin and roll down the fooking ally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you get the wheelie bin back?

Did I fuck.... "

Did you?

Would'nt have been a bad day after all.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Did you get the wheelie bin back?

Did I fuck....

Did you?

Would'nt have been a bad day after all."

Haha I wish!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you get the wheelie bin back?

Did I fuck....

Did you?

Would'nt have been a bad day after all.

Haha I wish!!! "

It'll be a brave man/genie that grants you three wishes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

The council didn't really care they just said we will send you out a new one....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of ours has a Polish girlfriend, while in a relatively remote part of Poland, visiting her family, they saw several N.E.Lincs wheelie bins in use.

Apparently they go for around £30 and are shipped over by the lorry load.

Another woman we know saw a lorry with guys in Hi-Viz vests loading them up after the bin men had emptied them.

When she rang the council and asked if they were going to get new ones the council knew nothing about the "collection".

XXXX

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Cheapie and pound shops often sell big adhesive numbers so you can mark your wheelie bin, it makes it less likely to get nicked."

They just use white gloss round here, makes me laugh when they start out with big writing then it shrinks as they struggle to get the name of the road on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My binmen often leave mine 2 or 3 postcodes away after they empty it "

ours are often parked bang in the middle of the driveway - we all get out of car to move them before we can get home - better than searching though i guess

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Some shite has stolen my wheelie bin for the second time....who steals a bloody wheelie bin???

I do. Or used to. The trick is for you and your confederate to take one side each and then carry it to someone's garden. You repeat this with about 30 bins and leave them all on someone's front garden.

Come 6Am, they open their curtains and discover they have mysteriously acquired a wheelie bin convention. Much hilarity ensues as your victim posts on facebook about it. "

So it's your fault that I end up with 7 large wheelie bins outside my front door is it?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Some shite has stolen my wheelie bin for the second time....who steals a bloody wheelie bin???

I do. Or used to. The trick is for you and your confederate to take one side each and then carry it to someone's garden. You repeat this with about 30 bins and leave them all on someone's front garden.

Come 6Am, they open their curtains and discover they have mysteriously acquired a wheelie bin convention. Much hilarity ensues as your victim posts on facebook about it.

So it's your fault that I end up with 7 large wheelie bins outside my front door is it?

"

No, but I approve. If they had thought it through, they would chain them all together and padlock them to something durable.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Some shite has stolen my wheelie bin for the second time....who steals a bloody wheelie bin???

I do. Or used to. The trick is for you and your confederate to take one side each and then carry it to someone's garden. You repeat this with about 30 bins and leave them all on someone's front garden.

Come 6Am, they open their curtains and discover they have mysteriously acquired a wheelie bin convention. Much hilarity ensues as your victim posts on facebook about it.

So it's your fault that I end up with 7 large wheelie bins outside my front door is it?

No, but I approve. If they had thought it through, they would chain them all together and padlock them to something durable. "

Hmmm. It's bad enough there is a spider determined to ensure that I have to break through a web every morning (tethered to the wheelie bin). I really don't need her/him weaving a whole barricade together.

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford


"I think we will have them in Birmingham early next year, some area's already have them, they are going to be a pain in the arse, dreading it "

erm and streets strewn with litter after the plastic bags rip is better ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking of your wheelie bin. On the news today. They found a body in one..it's not your bin is it?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Someone has nicked mine now.

I had to leave the bin bag outside but because it wasn't in a wheelie bin the refuse collectors didn't take it.

10 minutes on the phone to complain and order another wheelie bin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hernandez the fastest wheelie bin bandit in the west

Olay its away

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Blimey

If I leave my wheelie bin out the neighbours put it away for me

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Someone has nicked mine now.

I had to leave the bin bag outside but because it wasn't in a wheelie bin the refuse collectors didn't take it.

10 minutes on the phone to complain and order another wheelie bin. "

You're not having a good week are you

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Someone has nicked mine now.

I had to leave the bin bag outside but because it wasn't in a wheelie bin the refuse collectors didn't take it.

10 minutes on the phone to complain and order another wheelie bin.

You're not having a good week are you "

I've had worse.

I don't create a lot of rubbish as I recycle or reuse most things. It was only a small bag so I'm annoyed that they didn't take it as it would have taken more effort to wheel the wheelie bin (if I had one) to the truck and clip it on.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

3-2-1 is making a comeback and no-one can find Dusty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you looked under the bin? Thats where people normally hide stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol twice someone has stolen our bin have to pay another 20 quid for a new one gutted

We don't have to pay for bin thank god!! "
we nick them and make bottles out of them to put our home brew in

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

MK

spray paint your house number or buy the stickers for it, mine kept getting stolen by neighbour until i did this, but usually bin men still some how mix them up, my bin at the neighbours theirs at mine

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"spray paint your house number or buy the stickers for it, mine kept getting stolen by neighbour until i did this, but usually bin men still some how mix them up, my bin at the neighbours theirs at mine"

Mine did have my number on it and I had sploshed an unattractive paint mark across it too. I've walked the whole street to see if anyone had borrowed it as they had too much rubbish but it's gone. My next door neighbour has a newer, bigger one that wasn't taken.

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By *ntheswingCouple
over a year ago

middlesbrough


"Some shite has stolen my wheelie bin for the second time....who steals a bloody wheelie bin??? "

Are wheely sure they stole it, and that it hasn't just escaped?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone has stole ours but we have moved

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've been assessed for a new bin, to ensure I get the right size. They're sending me a little one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

our council has decided we all need a black bin the same size as the brown and blue ones - its fine for me as it takes me an age to fill one and often dont put it out for a month maybe 6 weeks -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once screwed my ex in a wheelie bin while we were gardening! Was fun - so little room to move! Recommend it for the kinky!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I once screwed my ex in a wheelie bin while we were gardening! Was fun - so little room to move! Recommend it for the kinky! "

I'd need a plus size bin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you live at 71 it was me... I stole mine back. Next time scrape all of my numbers off lol

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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago

North West

Omg!!! No one steals my wheelie bin as I have 3 house cats but my recycling bag lasted one week before getting nicked and my boxes didn't fare much better. This is why I don't hang my underwear out lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My new bin still hasn't arrived. Or, if it was delivered when I was at work it's been nicked again.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Some fucker stole my wheelie bin again a few weeks ago..tell you the Black Country is a dangerous place

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Twitter works!

I've finally got a new wheelie bin. And they gave it a mate too so it wouldn't be lonely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently if a bin goes into the back of the wagon they are not aloud to fish it out, i thought mine had been pinched and was imformed about this :-/

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Apparently if a bin goes into the back of the wagon they are not aloud to fish it out, i thought mine had been pinched and was imformed about this :-/ "

Well that puts a whole new slant on my missing wheelie bin. I hope the new ones don't suffer the same fate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And also they check amount of bins being emptied on a given street, compared to how many houses etc, if theres 1 bin to many on that given street, council come and remove

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

My bin men are ace

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