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It's scared the bejesus out of me and I now have a garlic press hidden in my boxers just in case..how are you going to stay safe on the mean streets of Fab meeting all the villainous sorts ? | |||
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" I've just seen someone's status...It reads:Never meet alone, not even for coffee
It's scared the bejesus out of me and I now have a garlic press hidden in my boxers just in case..how are you going to stay safe on the mean streets of Fab meeting all the villainous sorts ?"I'll employ as much common sense as I can muster, keep my wits about me, trust my gut and take my chances. | |||
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" I've just seen someone's status...It reads:Never meet alone, not even for coffee
It's scared the bejesus out of me and I now have a garlic press hidden in my boxers just in case..how are you going to stay safe on the mean streets of Fab meeting all the villainous sorts ?
I'll employ as much common sense as I can muster, keep my wits about me, trust my gut and take my chances."I need people like you in my team...can you shoot ? | |||
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"My rule is Never meet someone who is not on their own" I wouldn't like to be out with you when you're on your own ! | |||
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"My rule is Never meet someone who is not on their own I wouldn't like to be out with you when you're on your own !" no chance, I'm a time waster, I never turn up anyway | |||
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"Ha! A garlic press is so amateur....
"Ha you'll be crying when I crush your bits in it then strain em into a teacup and drink em  | |||
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" I've just seen someone's status...It reads:Never meet alone, not even for coffee
It's scared the bejesus out of me and I now have a garlic press hidden in my boxers just in case..how are you going to stay safe on the mean streets of Fab meeting all the villainous sorts ?
I'll employ as much common sense as I can muster, keep my wits about me, trust my gut and take my chances.
I need people like you in my team...can you shoot ?"I don't have the requisite hardware or a license for such, but to an extent, yes. It depends how big the target is  | |||
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"Especially anyone who wants to use the toaster "Oddly enough... I was in a Premier Inn for the Jaydees social. It was my first stay in a Premier Inn since Toastergate. Some muppet put muffins in the toaster... It definitely wasn't Minxie either. | |||
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"Best thing to do is never meet anyone....you may get away with your life intact! " he he I'm going to live a very long time  | |||
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"It looks like my chances of recruiting an army of Zombies are getting slimmer. "An army of zombies hiding behind you in Costa Coffee at a meet ? You haven't thought this through Tina. | |||
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"Most of the single male profiles claim to be shooters "they spend all day shooting at barn doors and missing. Jams the bloody things shut too and it's disgusting. | |||
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"Being on ones own is no guarantee of safety. I once had a wank when my cock was totally slippery with lube, watching hard core porn when on an upstroke, my fist slipped off my cock and I bopped myself one on the chin. "shit shag too, apparently | |||
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"It looks like my chances of recruiting an army of Zombies are getting slimmer. An army of zombies hiding behind you in Costa Coffee at a meet ? You haven't thought this through Tina."They hide behind my boobs  | |||
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"Being on ones own is no guarantee of safety. I once had a wank when my cock was totally slippery with lube, watching hard core porn when on an upstroke, my fist slipped off my cock and I bopped myself one on the chin. " | |||
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"It looks like my chances of recruiting an army of Zombies are getting slimmer. An army of zombies hiding behind you in Costa Coffee at a meet ? You haven't thought this through Tina.
They hide behind my boobs "That's a lorra lorra zombies !! | |||
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"Being on ones own is no guarantee of safety. I once had a wank when my cock was totally slippery with lube, watching hard core porn when on an upstroke, my fist slipped off my cock and I bopped myself one on the chin. shit shag too, apparently "Yeah that's a bit of a tired joke by now. I'll remove the amusing veri. I wouldn't want people with little imagination to think she was serious - there again, if they did, it would be an inbuilt filter for me so i might leave it. | |||
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"Ha! A garlic press is so amateur....
Ha you'll be crying when I crush your bits in it then strain em into a teacup and drink em "Don't know about crying but I'm crossing my legs now. | |||
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"I keep bursting into song when reading the title of this thread. Danger..High voltage *cue flashing breasts * "Put em away or ill get the cheese grater out too....that's really dangerous | |||
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"I always take my mum along. She likes coffee..... "I've heard about your mum...They even talk about her here in Welsh Wales. Man she has strong shoulders and forearms | |||
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"I always take my mum along. She likes coffee..... I've heard about your mum...They even talk about her here in Welsh Wales. Man she has strong shoulders and forearms "Damn...that'll be why she keeps nicking the meets!  | |||
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"I always take my mum along. She likes coffee..... "Don't let erectjim know! | |||
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"Being on ones own is no guarantee of safety. I once had a wank when my cock was totally slippery with lube, watching hard core porn when on an upstroke, my fist slipped off my cock and I bopped myself one on the chin. shit shag too, apparently
Yeah that's a bit of a tired joke by now. I'll remove the amusing veri. I wouldn't want people with little imagination to think she was serious - there again, if they did, it would be an inbuilt filter for me so i might leave it. "anything that filters out the numpties can't be a bad thing  | |||
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"I always take my friend Mark (who is a ninja) to coffee meets just in case shit gets real." shit is real...its nuts and sticks around places you least expect it. Watch your back around here. .and Mark's. | |||
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"I always take my friend Mark (who is a ninja) to coffee meets just in case shit gets real.shit is real...its nuts and sticks around places you least expect it. Watch your back around here. .and Mark's. "  | |||
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"I'll take femme with me....she would size them up and if they were out of line she would go Kung foo panda with her wedge heel "wedgeheel? Isn't that pulling your shredders up tight between your buns ? | |||
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" I've just seen someone's status...It reads:Never meet alone, not even for coffee
It's scared the bejesus out of me and I now have a garlic press hidden in my boxers just in case..how are you going to stay safe on the mean streets of Fab meeting all the villainous sorts ?"Can I meet your garlic press....alone? | |||
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"What about coming on the forums? I come here alone... Is it safe? "as the french attaché no doubt you have diplomatic protection from the people who like the alone thing. | |||
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"I'll take femme with me....she would size them up and if they were out of line she would go Kung foo panda with her wedge heel wedgeheel? Isn't that pulling your shredders up tight between your buns ? "No they are a form of heel...get with it man!!!! | |||
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" I've just seen someone's status...It reads:Never meet alone, not even for coffee
It's scared the bejesus out of me and I now have a garlic press hidden in my boxers just in case..how are you going to stay safe on the mean streets of Fab meeting all the villainous sorts ?
Can I meet your garlic press....alone? "Ahh another Lady from France....no doubt you'll have a few recipe's to use it with. | |||
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"What about coming on the forums? I come here alone... Is it safe? "Maxie the forums are never safe....especially after dark | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 07/07/14 14:11:36] Be careful (see above) "I mis-spelt something and there is no edit function why are you picking on me you bully I am only little | |||
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" I've just seen someone's status...It reads:Never meet alone, not even for coffee
It's scared the bejesus out of me and I now have a garlic press hidden in my boxers just in case..how are you going to stay safe on the mean streets of Fab meeting all the villainous sorts ?
Can I meet your garlic press....alone? Ahh another Lady from France....no doubt you'll have a few recipe's to use it with."The one and only lady from France...and yes I'll get my best recipe out and will enjoy you slowly for a very long time...badly cooked garlic does that!! Haha | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 07/07/14 14:11:36] Be careful (see above)
I mis-spelt something and there is no edit function why are you picking on me you bully I am only little "I'm sorry? I'm not picking on you and I'm not a bully and I don't care for the accusation either. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 07/07/14 14:11:36] Be careful (see above) "Oooohhh! It's happening! Cheeky! Where are they? | |||
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"What about coming on the forums? I come here alone... Is it safe? as the french attaché no doubt you have diplomatic protection from the people who like the alone thing. "... Merci, Feel lots better lol
" Maxie the forums are never safe....especially after dark "... Will take my fire torch with me and leave before I turn into a pumkin  | |||
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" I've just seen someone's status...It reads:Never meet alone, not even for coffee
It's scared the bejesus out of me and I now have a garlic press hidden in my boxers just in case..how are you going to stay safe on the mean streets of Fab meeting all the villainous sorts ?
Can I meet your garlic press....alone? Ahh another Lady from France....no doubt you'll have a few recipe's to use it with.
The one and only lady from France...and yes I'll get my best recipe out and will enjoy you slowly for a very long time...badly cooked garlic does that!! Haha "Me! I cook it slowly for a very long time...yummy!  | |||
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Oooohhh!
It's happening!
Cheeky! Where are they?"They are coming for you....you can see your breath now lol | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 07/07/14 14:11:36] Be careful (see above)
I mis-spelt something and there is no edit function why are you picking on me you bully I am only little
I'm sorry? I'm not picking on you and I'm not a bully and I don't care for the accusation either. "Sorry my humour did not come across well in the written form one can but apologise  | |||
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"I also borrow some false teeth to put inside my lady parts, just in case anyone tries to invade without an invitation. "I had a nightmare of that when I was about 13! | |||
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" I've just seen someone's status...It reads:Never meet alone, not even for coffee
It's scared the bejesus out of me and I now have a garlic press hidden in my boxers just in case..how are you going to stay safe on the mean streets of Fab meeting all the villainous sorts ?
Can I meet your garlic press....alone? Ahh another Lady from France....no doubt you'll have a few recipe's to use it with."I like experimenting... so will use a new recipe on ya | |||
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"I've fitted an electric fence for forum protection. Anyone disagreeing with me will get 5000 volts up their pitooty.... " | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 07/07/14 14:11:36] Be careful (see above)
I mis-spelt something and there is no edit function why are you picking on me you bully I am only little
I'm sorry? I'm not picking on you and I'm not a bully and I don't care for the accusation either.
Sorry my humour did not come across well in the written form one can but apologise "Growing a thick skin is a must in forums! | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 07/07/14 14:11:36] Be careful (see above)
I mis-spelt something and there is no edit function why are you picking on me you bully I am only little
I'm sorry? I'm not picking on you and I'm not a bully and I don't care for the accusation either.
Sorry my humour did not come across well in the written form one can but apologise
Growing a thick skin is a must in forums! "Oh great now I'm thick !!! Lol | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 07/07/14 14:11:36] Be careful (see above)
I mis-spelt something and there is no edit function why are you picking on me you bully I am only little
I'm sorry? I'm not picking on you and I'm not a bully and I don't care for the accusation either.
Sorry my humour did not come across well in the written form one can but apologise
Growing a thick skin is a must in forums!
Oh great now I'm thick !!! Lol "Depends on which 'head' is thick really lol | |||
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"I've fitted an electric fence for forum protection. Anyone disagreeing with me will get 5000 volts up their pitooty....
"isnt pitooty a coastal town? | |||
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"I've fitted an electric fence for forum protection. Anyone disagreeing with me will get 5000 volts up their pitooty....
isnt pitooty a coastal town?"If it is, it's the arse end of nowhere | |||
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"I have access to firearms, wouldn't be prudent to fuck me off. "There are eejiots all over the world with access to firearms. ...can you group, and double tap with rhythm...If so im not asking you for coffee on my own | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 07/07/14 14:11:36] Be careful (see above)
I mis-spelt something and there is no edit function why are you picking on me you bully I am only little
I'm sorry? I'm not picking on you and I'm not a bully and I don't care for the accusation either.
Sorry my humour did not come across well in the written form one can but apologise
Growing a thick skin is a must in forums!
Oh great now I'm thick !!! Lol
Depends on which 'head' is thick really lol "Well one head is pierced and thick | |||
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"I've fitted an electric fence for forum protection. Anyone disagreeing with me will get 5000 volts up their pitooty....
isnt pitooty a coastal town?
If it is, it's the arse end of nowhere "Hahaha....The Backside of Beyond!!! | |||
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"I've fitted an electric fence for forum protection. Anyone disagreeing with me will get 5000 volts up their pitooty....
isnt pitooty a coastal town?
If it is, it's the arse end of nowhere
Hahaha....The Backside of Beyond!!! " ooh I missed that little opportunity for smartarsedness
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"I've fitted an electric fence for forum protection. Anyone disagreeing with me will get 5000 volts up their pitooty....
isnt pitooty a coastal town?
If it is, it's the arse end of nowhere
Hahaha....The Backside of Beyond!!!
ooh I missed that little opportunity for smartarsedness
"I noticed... what a bummer!!! | |||
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"I've fitted an electric fence for forum protection. Anyone disagreeing with me will get 5000 volts up their pitooty....
isnt pitooty a coastal town?"Aye...its not worth a visit though..right shit hole! | |||
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"Im not allowed out alone since the "incident" Gimp " Spill the beans Gimp! I am all ears...and here's a kiss for you...now c'mon shpill! | |||
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"Im not allowed out alone since the "incident" Gimp " Lol gimp, I won't tell anyone why your not allowed out on your own again | |||
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" I've just seen someone's status...It reads:Never meet alone, not even for coffee
It's scared the bejesus out of me and I now have a garlic press hidden in my boxers just in case..how are you going to stay safe on the mean streets of Fab meeting all the villainous sorts ?
I'll employ as much common sense as I can muster, keep my wits about me, trust my gut and take my chances." | |||
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"And u think that status is scary !! Lol I just turn up - that scares the crap out of everyone !! Lol "No Comment....... | |||
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"Im not allowed out alone since the "incident" Gimp " I remember a certain someone asking me if I wanted his babies | |||
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"Im not allowed out alone since the "incident" Gimp I remember a certain someone asking me if I wanted his babies "Report him and get some compo | |||
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"Im not allowed out alone since the "incident" Gimp I remember a certain someone asking me if I wanted his babies "Yeah and i remember you blew me out again lol
Bloody kids i cant even give em away
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