FabSwingers.com forum: Wow!!!

By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

My ninja skills are shit hot today!!!

Welcome to TD's talking random crap thread, post what ever is tickling your fancy or making you go "huh" today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just checked my Bellybutton Faeries and they seem to be a little under the weather

Gimp

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Just checked my Bellybutton Faeries and they seem to be a little under the weather

Gimp"

White or pink fluff - a diet heavy in blue fluff doesn't agree with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just checked my Bellybutton Faeries and they seem to be a little under the weather

Gimp

White or pink fluff - a diet heavy in blue fluff doesn't agree with them."

Dont do pink, SERIOUSLY dont do pink

Thanks for the advice Deirdre

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oscar has gone off with another gnome, a male but his profile states hes straight. His poir fiona is distraught. What should she do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oscar has gone off with another gnome, a male but his profile states hes straight. His poir fiona is distraught. What should she do?"

When he returns break his little fishing rod

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oscar has gone off with another gnome, a male but his profile states hes straight. His poir fiona is distraught. What should she do?

When he returns break his little fishing rod

Gimp"

shes gonna break more than his rod

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By *ntotherimMan
over a year ago

Near Croydon

Put an ad on Match . com, for a wanderer, it would of course be a gnome ad ( nomad geddit !!) Sorry, must go here comes the doctor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put an ad on Match . com, for a wanderer, it would of course be a gnome ad ( nomad geddit !!) Sorry, must go here comes the doctor."

god help everyones mojos cos he nicks em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like melted cheese

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I like melted cheese"

There's a guy with a spring onion somewhere, they'd go well together.

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I like melted cheese"

Mmmmmm melted cheese...

I wonder? Could I combine melted cheese with my appreciation of cock? Is there anyway to apply melted cheese to a cock without thermonuclear burns?

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

anyone got any spare AAA batteries?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like melted cheese

Mmmmmm melted cheese...

I wonder? Could I combine melted cheese with my appreciation of cock? Is there anyway to apply melted cheese to a cock without thermonuclear burns?

The Nurse has warned you about sniffing the Camping Gaz

Gimp

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"anyone got any spare AAA batteries?"

Always.

I have a major supply of AA and AAA batteries just in case...

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By *bovethekneeCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire / Herefordshire

Mr Whippy wasn't

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I like melted cheese

Mmmmmm melted cheese...

I wonder? Could I combine melted cheese with my appreciation of cock? Is there anyway to apply melted cheese to a cock without thermonuclear burns?

Squirty cheese would work but it's not the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get up confused with left and down confused with right.

It's rather disconcerting for the passengers of this plane I'm flying.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I ve just bought a petrol Lawn Mower, I wished I d borrowed a goat instead,

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

I really need to find some motivation. Maybe Oscar has nicked it!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like melted cheese

Mmmmmm melted cheese...

I wonder? Could I combine melted cheese with my appreciation of cock? Is there anyway to apply melted cheese to a cock without thermonuclear burns?

Well my cock is always cheezy so feel free.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm melting like cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can't a straight guy own toys and like his ass played with damn it !!!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Why can't a straight guy own toys and like his ass played with damn it !!! "

He can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can't a straight guy own toys and like his ass played with damn it !!!

He can."

Not according to several people who viewed my cam last night !! Ok my profile says bi-curious but still !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God I gave missed u lot - can't wait to get back where they have Internet!! Lol and no it's still floating !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a meercat in my laundry room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a meercat in my laundry room

Simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just checked my Bellybutton Faeries and they seem to be a little under the weather

Gimp

White or pink fluff - a diet heavy in blue fluff doesn't agree with them.

Dont do pink, SERIOUSLY dont do pink

Thanks for the advice Deirdre

Gimp"
me thinks lady gimp doth protest too much

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"God I gave missed u lot - can't wait to get back where they have Internet!! Lol and no it's still floating !!

Do try and get back to us the normal way - you know, finish your cruise, dock and disembark like everyone else.

Although you could dine out for ages on the story of being airlifted off a stricken ship in your glad rags and giving every member of the rescue team a blowie even the women...

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ninja skills are shit hot today!!!

Welcome to TD's talking random crap thread, post what ever is tickling your fancy or making you go "huh" today.

camping chairs needed for Tour de France, do you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I have done the go out in lifeboats and back again to the mother ship successfully !! Dab hand at this lark now !! I have been up mountains with snow on em and not fallen off!! Been close to waterfalls and not joined them, and even crossed the arctic circle and lived to tell the tale - it's been very I eventful for chaos and mayhem - in fact I did a whose near search and that was disappointing too - nearest was 500+ miles lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha I have done the go out in lifeboats and back again to the mother ship successfully !! Dab hand at this lark now !! I have been up mountains with snow on em and not fallen off!! Been close to waterfalls and not joined them, and even crossed the arctic circle and lived to tell the tale - it's been very I eventful for chaos and mayhem - in fact I did a whose near search and that was disappointing too - nearest was 500+ miles lol

* un eventful * still haven't learnt to type properly lol

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"My ninja skills are shit hot today!!!

Welcome to TD's talking random crap thread, post what ever is tickling your fancy or making you go "huh" today.

camping chairs needed for Tour de France, do you think?"

I'd say no.

But that's cos they went past my house yesterday!

Take em cos all that standing around in hot sun can make you grumpy. Sitting with a handy holder for your drink of choice (large glass of Pimms with orange slices,cucumber and mint for me) sounds like a good idea.

And if all else fails when it's in its carry bag it's a handy weapon for clearing a space for you to occupy without being pressed.up against random smelly people in ill-advised lycra.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I like this thread.

I'd like it even more if people put their shit daily stories in here rather than making their own thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I say

I don't like cricket oh no

I love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curly or straight? Can't bloody decide....

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