FabSwingers.com forum: This morning I shall mostly be

By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

This morning I shall mostly be:

swearing at some flat pack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh , I totally get that. Flat pack turns me into a nutcase who swears a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its not that hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a screwdriver is more effective.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blag a 10 year old, tell them it's a giant Lego style kit and leave them to it.

Viola!

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By *eard-lincolnMan
over a year ago

near lincoln

"This morning I shall mostly be:

swearing at some flat pack.

Mis read it as flat rack , thought there had been a massive catastrophe at Tina towers ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love flat pack!

Its a load of shit really but I like putting it together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think your time would be better served handing out Insurance forms in the next room

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love flat pack!

Its a load of shit really but I like putting it together

next time I get some I now know who to call

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By *oxy-blonde-vixenWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough

I'm rather good at it lol

D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that how your new boobs have arrived? Some assembly required?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I will be mostly fighting with tents! Got to air my borrowed tent and then fix the rip I made in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This week i have mostly been eating quakers oats !!

( Jesse's diets )

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

This morning I m going to be mainly standing around tasting Beer, (hic) top tip,

read the instructions

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I shall be vacuuming.

Blasted cats need shrink wrapping...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This morning I m going to be mainly standing around tasting Beer, (hic) top tip,

read the instructions

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you need instructions to drink beer?

Where's the idiot thread?

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"This morning I m going to be mainly standing around tasting Beer, (hic) top tip,

read the instructions

you need instructions to drink beer?

Where's the idiot thread?

I ve lost my village,, please help,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This morning I m going to be mainly standing around tasting Beer, (hic) top tip,

read the instructions

you need instructions to drink beer?

Where's the idiot thread?

What, there's a dedicated thread for idiots? This morning I shall be mostly trying to find it!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I shall be vacuuming.

Blasted cats need shrink wrapping..."

Can I watch when you shrink wrap them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall be completing my memoirs, titled:

Exposed, my years as a naked road sweeper.

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

I shall me de-ing my driveway once I get out of bed that is, it a day off from work afterall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done food shop, paid bills , getting ready for work. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scoring a short movie. Something i just cannot be assed to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive been working out keep fit this morning then a short 5k run. Feeling great. So sweaty nice cool shower I think.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm trying to decide if 23°Cis too warm for vacuuming...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am cleaning my bro's kitchen.... There is mould in places that you don't want to find mould in! No bloody wonder he's in hospital!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This morning I shall mostly be:

swearing at some flat pack.

I rock at flat pack furniture!

I am off to watch the Tour de France soon!

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Bastard flat pack.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'll be working however the sun is shining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm trying to decide if 23°Cis too warm for vacuuming..."

Please say it is cos then I won't do mine lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Bastard flat pack."

You do my vacuuming and I'll do your flat pack.

I like flat pack furniture. It's like a giant puzzle

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I'm trying to decide if 23°Cis too warm for vacuuming...

Please say it is cos then I won't do mine lol"

I think it probably is. The garden chair and a book are calling...

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"I'm trying to decide if 23°Cis too warm for vacuuming...

Please say it is cos then I won't do mine lol

I think it probably is. The garden chair and a book are calling..."

Sounds like you need a hunky gardener to look at over the top of your book too

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I'm trying to decide if 23°Cis too warm for vacuuming...

Please say it is cos then I won't do mine lol

I think it probably is. The garden chair and a book are calling...

Sounds like you need a hunky gardener to look at over the top of your book too

My garden has been done recently, unfortunately. A hunky gardener would have nothing to do.

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"I'm trying to decide if 23°Cis too warm for vacuuming...

Please say it is cos then I won't do mine lol

I think it probably is. The garden chair and a book are calling...

Sounds like you need a hunky gardener to look at over the top of your book too

My garden has been done recently, unfortunately. A hunky gardener would have nothing to do."

What if he was a masseuse as a sideline?

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

I'm procrastinating... Works laptop is on beside me, but motivation is somewhat sub-zero. Watching my weeman play mario racing (he's just won his first ever race too, yay!)

Pass the flat pack here, I'm pretty damn awesome at flatpack.

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Bastard flat pack.

You do my vacuuming and I'll do your flat pack.

I like flat pack furniture. It's like a giant puzzle

I'd have taken you up on that

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'm trying to decide if 23°Cis too warm for vacuuming...

Please say it is cos then I won't do mine lol

I think it probably is. The garden chair and a book are calling...

Sounds like you need a hunky gardener to look at over the top of your book too

My garden has been done recently, unfortunately. A hunky gardener would have nothing to do.

What if he was a masseuse as a sideline?"

Ooooh an outdoor masseuse!

VV can we have a garden party? I'll bring the Pimms and we can lol around on rugs in the sunshine getting massages!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I'm trying to decide if 23°Cis too warm for vacuuming...

Please say it is cos then I won't do mine lol

I think it probably is. The garden chair and a book are calling...

Sounds like you need a hunky gardener to look at over the top of your book too

My garden has been done recently, unfortunately. A hunky gardener would have nothing to do.

What if he was a masseuse as a sideline?"

Sold. Get over here!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I'm trying to decide if 23°Cis too warm for vacuuming...

Please say it is cos then I won't do mine lol

I think it probably is. The garden chair and a book are calling...

Sounds like you need a hunky gardener to look at over the top of your book too

My garden has been done recently, unfortunately. A hunky gardener would have nothing to do.

What if he was a masseuse as a sideline?

Ooooh an outdoor masseuse!

VV can we have a garden party? I'll bring the Pimms and we can lol around on rugs in the sunshine getting massages!

I don't like Pimms (and am back on the low carb thing anyway) but the rest sounds fabulous.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'm trying to decide if 23°Cis too warm for vacuuming...

Please say it is cos then I won't do mine lol

I think it probably is. The garden chair and a book are calling...

Sounds like you need a hunky gardener to look at over the top of your book too

My garden has been done recently, unfortunately. A hunky gardener would have nothing to do.

What if he was a masseuse as a sideline?

Ooooh an outdoor masseuse!

VV can we have a garden party? I'll bring the Pimms and we can lol around on rugs in the sunshine getting massages!

I don't like Pimms (and am back on the low carb thing anyway) but the rest sounds fabulous."

Pimms is low carb!

I never put potatoes in mine!

The alternative is the second bottle of tequila I have to hand - we can get the sexy masseuse to squeeze lots of limes and have margaritas instead.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I'm trying to decide if 23°Cis too warm for vacuuming...

Please say it is cos then I won't do mine lol

I think it probably is. The garden chair and a book are calling...

Sounds like you need a hunky gardener to look at over the top of your book too

My garden has been done recently, unfortunately. A hunky gardener would have nothing to do.

What if he was a masseuse as a sideline?

Ooooh an outdoor masseuse!

VV can we have a garden party? I'll bring the Pimms and we can lol around on rugs in the sunshine getting massages!

I don't like Pimms (and am back on the low carb thing anyway) but the rest sounds fabulous.

Pimms is low carb!

I never put potatoes in mine!

The alternative is the second bottle of tequila I have to hand - we can get the sexy masseuse to squeeze lots of limes and have margaritas instead."

Alcohol mucks up ketosis though because it's an alternative energy source so the body doesn't need to burn the fat.

Bloody shame since I still have cider in the fridge and 6 new bottles of wine acquired in a special offer too special to miss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awww flat pack is good - i built all mine myself - feel good feeling

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"I'm trying to decide if 23°Cis too warm for vacuuming...

Please say it is cos then I won't do mine lol

I think it probably is. The garden chair and a book are calling...

Sounds like you need a hunky gardener to look at over the top of your book too

My garden has been done recently, unfortunately. A hunky gardener would have nothing to do.

What if he was a masseuse as a sideline?

Ooooh an outdoor masseuse!

VV can we have a garden party? I'll bring the Pimms and we can lol around on rugs in the sunshine getting massages!

I don't like Pimms (and am back on the low carb thing anyway) but the rest sounds fabulous.

Pimms is low carb!

I never put potatoes in mine!

The alternative is the second bottle of tequila I have to hand - we can get the sexy masseuse to squeeze lots of limes and have margaritas instead.

Alcohol mucks up ketosis though because it's an alternative energy source so the body doesn't need to burn the fat.

Bloody shame since I still have cider in the fridge and 6 new bottles of wine acquired in a special offer too special to miss."

Uummm am I still needed?

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

And it turns out that one of the pieces is fitted back to front.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And it turns out that one of the pieces is fitted back to front.

D'oh

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over a year ago

"And it turns out that one of the pieces is fitted back to front.

Got any spare screws Tina?

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"And it turns out that one of the pieces is fitted back to front.

Got any spare screws Tina?

And some nails. The damn thing can stay as it is. No one will notice.

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"And it turns out that one of the pieces is fitted back to front.

Got any spare screws Tina?

And some nails. The damn thing can stay as it is. No one will notice.

There's always a smarty pants around to point it out lol

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