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Ladies, would this bother you on a meet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you were getting on really well with a very sexy guy (or girl if you're a lesbobo) and it's all going in one direction - you know, heavy breathing, heavy petting, wetness in the knicky-knackys

Then he (or she if you're a lesbobo) plonks you on the sofa, bends you onto all fours and starts penetrating you with a little spring onion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would think where the hell did they get a spring onion from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol, random...but yes it would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You made my day ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol, random...but yes it would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mate if your todger is looking like a spring onion get down the doctors asap.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I would have to ask him what else he had in his salad drawer....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ide wonder of the cucumber was coming next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL tickled us that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lesbobo, thats a new one, lol ... Anyone who comes near me with a sping onion with have a sore fanny coz i would kick it.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Is it trimmed or does it still have the roots on?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I don't mind a little dipping and munching now and then

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I would think where the hell did they get a spring onion from "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you were getting on really well with a very sexy guy (or girl if you're a lesbobo) and it's all going in one direction - you know, heavy breathing, heavy petting, wetness in the knicky-knackys

Then he (or she if you're a lesbobo) plonks you on the sofa, bends you onto all fours and starts penetrating you with a little spring onion. "

I didn't think you wanted people to know what I did to you! I am shocked at your lack of confidentiality!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck. Someone else withvthe same fetish as me

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Of course they'd be pissed off with a spring onion!

*now a leek, cucumber or dare I suggest - marrow...................

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a very different vegetable medley.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"penetrating you with a little spring onion. "

It may be off putting if you're planning on making sandwiches with it afterwards.

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

Ok to answer the silly wordwd question seriously it would all depend on weather or not he could make up for it in other ways.

If yes then now I wouldn't be disappointed. If no then hell yeah. If a guy can't make me orgasm then that is such a waste of my time

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Of course they'd be pissed off with a spring onion!

*now a leek, cucumber or dare I suggest - marrow...................

A"

Stop bragging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah love a bit of spring onion me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would think where the hell did they get a spring onion from "

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Well, I'd prefer a leek but as a fat bird I have to take what I can get.

It could be worse, it could be cress.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

But I don't want a foof that smells (and probably tastes) of onion!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

buckled

Cress!

The mental image is too much lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines more of a Butter Nut size

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Mines more of a Butter Nut size"

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley


" Mate if your todger is looking like a spring onion get down the doctors asap."

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

I'd be gutted and refuse until I got a leek!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I would bloody demand what end was being used first

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

loool

man, spring onion ya know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd leave immediately.... Vegetables have rights too!!! That's abuse.....

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

If it were ginger it would be figging. Not sure what the term should be for a spring onion - something alium related?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines more of a Butter Nut size

"

Still smiling Bambi?

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"If you were getting on really well with a very sexy guy (or girl if you're a lesbobo) and it's all going in one direction - you know, heavy breathing, heavy petting, wetness in the knicky-knackys

Then he (or she if you're a lesbobo) plonks you on the sofa, bends you onto all fours and starts penetrating you with a little spring onion. "

Is spring onion a euphemism ??

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

If the onion chops in half during the drilling will the fajiner weep?

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"If you were getting on really well with a very sexy guy (or girl if you're a lesbobo) and it's all going in one direction - you know, heavy breathing, heavy petting, wetness in the knicky-knackys

Then he (or she if you're a lesbobo) plonks you on the sofa, bends you onto all fours and starts penetrating you with a little spring onion. "

I'd ask what they were doing, and where they got a spring onion from... Just why would they? Its hardly a veg I've looked at and though.... hmmm yes please (well other than in a nice salad)

And are we back in the playground - lesbobo? Knicky-knackys? Maybe when you're old enough to know what your pee-pee really does then you might find some answers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ide wonder of the cucumber was coming next "

Ditto

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

Does it count as one of your five a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you were getting on really well with a very sexy guy (or girl if you're a lesbobo) and it's all going in one direction - you know, heavy breathing, heavy petting, wetness in the knicky-knackys

Then he (or she if you're a lesbobo) plonks you on the sofa, bends you onto all fours and starts penetrating you with a little spring onion. "
. darling i would be very grateful that said person was helping me with my quota of 5 a day. (fruit or veg). ????????

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I think onion and garlic can be good for fungal infections, so I'd wonder what the message being delivered actually was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, I'd prefer a leek but as a fat bird I have to take what I can get.

It could be worse, it could be cress."

Cress would tickle.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spring onion does that one make your eyes water ?

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

spring onion, lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a Scotch Bonnet myself

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I would think where the hell did they get a spring onion from "

I'd think it was thoughtful of them to use a spring onion so it could be pulled out. If they'd used a pickled onion, it might have got stuck right in. I guess if they had a dirty knob it would be cheese and onion.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I would think where the hell did they get a spring onion from

I'd think it was thoughtful of them to use a spring onion so it could be pulled out. If they'd used a pickled onion, it might have got stuck right in. I guess if they had a dirty knob it would be cheese and onion. "

Pleeaaaaase be my spring onion...

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