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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I've just taken delivery of 2 raffle prizes, a sweetie hamper and a set of crystal wine glasses with chocs and a bottle of plonk...local British Legion rang to say I'd won from their fete yesterday...I wasn't even in Arse End and certainly didn't buy any tickets! I asked them to check if they'd rung the right number and they said it was definitely written on the tickets so it looks like thanks are due to someone for giving the wrong phone number or the raffle person maybe transposing a digit or two...looks like I'll be getting fat and pissed this evening

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Wooohoooo, thats some amount of luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was a friend at the fete and bought tickets for you ?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

.....getting fat and pissed.....

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

Jammy type person

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Save it and I'll share it with you when I head up next month. OK, I realise that's unrealistic. Enjoy.

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Was a friend at the fete and bought tickets for you ?"

Not as far as I know...my mates are far too tight for that

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Save it and I'll share it with you when I head up next month. OK, I realise that's unrealistic. Enjoy.

"

I've just checked the bottle of plonk and it's actually a bottle of Taboo (I didn't think they made that anymore!)...not sure if one drinks Taboo and lemonade out of crystal wine glasses (or even if one should ever drink Taboo and lemonade and hope to maintain any sense of classiness)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think you should save the sweets for the next social gathering so we can all share your good fortune

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Save it and I'll share it with you when I head up next month. OK, I realise that's unrealistic. Enjoy.

I've just checked the bottle of plonk and it's actually a bottle of Taboo (I didn't think they made that anymore!)...not sure if one drinks Taboo and lemonade out of crystal wine glasses (or even if one should ever drink Taboo and lemonade and hope to maintain any sense of classiness) "

What's Taboo? As nothing is for you maybe this is the drink with which to find out just far you will go.

Careful that you don't have to sign something in blood or with your tears.

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Save it and I'll share it with you when I head up next month. OK, I realise that's unrealistic. Enjoy.

I've just checked the bottle of plonk and it's actually a bottle of Taboo (I didn't think they made that anymore!)...not sure if one drinks Taboo and lemonade out of crystal wine glasses (or even if one should ever drink Taboo and lemonade and hope to maintain any sense of classiness)

What's Taboo? As nothing is for you maybe this is the drink with which to find out just far you will go.

Careful that you don't have to sign something in blood or with your tears.

"

A Fusion of Vodka, peach and tropical juices according to the bottle...sounds just like me

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Save it and I'll share it with you when I head up next month. OK, I realise that's unrealistic. Enjoy.

I've just checked the bottle of plonk and it's actually a bottle of Taboo (I didn't think they made that anymore!)...not sure if one drinks Taboo and lemonade out of crystal wine glasses (or even if one should ever drink Taboo and lemonade and hope to maintain any sense of classiness)

What's Taboo? As nothing is for you maybe this is the drink with which to find out just far you will go.

Careful that you don't have to sign something in blood or with your tears.

A Fusion of Vodka, peach and tropical juices according to the bottle...sounds just like me "

I think it's missing one ingredient

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Think you should save the sweets for the next social gathering so we can all share your good fortune "

Save sweets, share fortune - with you rabble?!??!? As if...

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Save it and I'll share it with you when I head up next month. OK, I realise that's unrealistic. Enjoy.

I've just checked the bottle of plonk and it's actually a bottle of Taboo (I didn't think they made that anymore!)...not sure if one drinks Taboo and lemonade out of crystal wine glasses (or even if one should ever drink Taboo and lemonade and hope to maintain any sense of classiness)

What's Taboo? As nothing is for you maybe this is the drink with which to find out just far you will go.

Careful that you don't have to sign something in blood or with your tears.

A Fusion of Vodka, peach and tropical juices according to the bottle...sounds just like me

I think it's missing one ingredient "

That'd be the rohypnol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Booze as a prize from a raffle ? How old fashioned. You should see what you have to do for that on the continent.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I think I wrote 6 wrong numbers down on ma lottery slip last night

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Booze as a prize from a raffle ? How old fashioned. You should see what you have to do for that on the continent. "

...not even a sniff of cock from the British Legion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Booze as a prize from a raffle ? How old fashioned. You should see what you have to do for that on the continent. "

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Booze as a prize from a raffle ? How old fashioned. You should see what you have to do for that on the continent.

...not even a sniff of cock from the British Legion"
Maybe they have passed the Dettol around?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think you should save the sweets for the next social gathering so we can all share your good fortune

Save sweets, share fortune - with you rabble?!??!? As if... "

Was worth a try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of your mates might have bought the tickets for you.

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"One of your mates might have bought the tickets for you. "

That would only be possible if I actually had any mates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jammy bugger you, enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as they are not suggesting that you take the hamper abroad. That was a scam perpetrated on poor OAPs. They won a set of luggage and a ticket abroad. What they were not aware of was that the luggage contained rather more than they expected sewn into the lining ...

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