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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I've woken up this morning with a varied selection of unexplained bruises.

Now yes, I accept that I may have spent a few hours in the fet tent last night but I only spectated

So I'm needing suggestions of how I managed to get these bruises cos I'm buggered if I can remember!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You walked into some tent poles and pegs??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you trip over some tent ropes on the way back to your tent ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where are they legs or bum etc give us a clue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blame the tequila

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being Buggered will do it every time...allegedly

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was all those men and women pinching your bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I don't think that's it. I'm good at camping and don't usually fall over guys.

I have been know to rugby tackle cute ones though...

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Blame the tequila "

No tequila, just pimms

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Where are they legs or bum etc give us a clue "

Legs, shoulders, arms and an egg (possibly containing an alien baby cos it's huge) on my upper thigh at the back

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Sleep walking your way into a sleep bdsm session

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Sleep walking your way into a sleep bdsm session "

This one is actually feasible!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've woken up this morning with a varied selection of unexplained bruises.

Now yes, I accept that I may have spent a few hours in the fet tent last night but I only spectated

So I'm needing suggestions of how I managed to get these bruises cos I'm buggered if I can remember! "

How violently did you set about eating your cake?

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Sounds like you are a temptation that people just couldn't resist

(see what I did there)

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

It was the generator it got you before you got it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are to be filed under unexplained mysteries

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

You not at swngfieds you have enterd...........the twilight zone

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By *extoysareusCouple
over a year ago

kinky heaven

May have slept on something hard

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"May have slept on something hard"

Fully inflated airbed with lots of comfy bedding.

Much as I would love to have had something hard to hand last night I was all on my lonesome

And still perplexed by my bruises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May have slept on something hard

Fully inflated airbed with lots of comfy bedding.

Much as I would love to have had something hard to hand last night I was all on my lonesome

And still perplexed by my bruises "

You must be losing your touch

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