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"I've had my eye on someone for months, and finally go the courage to message them today " Wooooo hoooooo, | |||
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"Yes. Big time" Well act on it then | |||
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"Yes. Big time Well act on it then " We've already met twice. I just need more | |||
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"I've had my eye on someone for months, and finally go the courage to message them today " fek it i never got the message | |||
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"Yes. I'm too old though. " At what age are you not allowed a crush?! | |||
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"one guy i chat to regularly is growing on me.. " I grow. | |||
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"Of course Bit sadly the feeling's not reciprocated " Awww | |||
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"I wish you lot would just act on it..life is too short " might be do. | |||
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"Have you got one on here? " Nope........ Nothing has caught my eye lately | |||
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"Have you got one on here? " Yes, yes and yes! | |||
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"I wish you lot would just act on it..life is too short " Its going too! | |||
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"Yes. I'm too old though. At what age are you not allowed a crush?!" I can have the crush but I can't tell them as I am outside their age range and can't message them. | |||
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"I wish you lot would just act on it..life is too short might be do. " Jigs you are gorgeous...go get her | |||
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"I could have one but play preferences don't match so I won't act on it " Same here. | |||
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"Of course But sadly the feeling's not reciprocated " | |||
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"I have a few " Have you acted on them young lady? | |||
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"I've had my eye on someone for months, and finally go the courage to message them today " I never got it, send it again | |||
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"I have a few " Time to take your own medicine then | |||
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"I have a few Have you acted on them young lady? " Yes of course | |||
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"I wish you lot would just act on it..life is too short might be do. Jigs you are gorgeous...go get her gorgeous aww bless you cheeky however you should go to specsavers " I have what a waste of time I have perfect vision | |||
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"I have more then one, But they are to far away or out of my league " Damn! | |||
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"Have you got one on here? " Not at the moment. I did have a couple but one wasn't interested and the other has vanished. | |||
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"I wish you lot would just act on it..life is too short might be do. Jigs you are gorgeous...go get her gorgeous aww bless you cheeky however you should go to specsavers I have what a waste of time I have perfect vision " | |||
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"I did have, lusted after him for months but was always a little intimidated by him, not sure why, eventually had the courage to meet him and now we've decided to just see each other for now. Not the norm maybe on this site but I'm as happy as a pig in the proverbial " Awww what a lovely story | |||
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"Non what so ever " Boring | |||
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"If you have a secret crush just tell them " It wouldn't be a secret then | |||
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"Life is too short to keep it secret" Ryan I want to crush you | |||
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"If you have a secret crush just tell them " Ahh but then you risk it all falling apart just as much as it becoming a reality. | |||
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"Not sure if they are crushes but, Sweet home Alabama Classy laydee misstara And thedevilinus are all on my Hot list " Oi! I got that! Hehe | |||
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"Not sure if they are crushes but, Sweet home Alabama Classy laydee misstara And thedevilinus are all on my Hot list " My heart is crushed | |||
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"Not sure if they are crushes but, Sweet home Alabama Classy laydee misstara And thedevilinus are all on my Hot list My heart is crushed " I didn't want to name everyone on my list | |||
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"If anyone wants to message me with their secret crush I will then vet their selection, make a decision and then send a message on their behalf to someone who I think offers the greatest comedy value for them to meet. Can't say fairer then that, can you? " Lol I might regret this but i have named 4 of my hot list, Work your magic | |||
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"If anyone wants to message me with their secret crush I will then vet their selection, make a decision and then send a message on their behalf to someone who I think offers the greatest comedy value for them to meet. Can't say fairer then that, can you? Lol I might regret this but i have named 4 of my hot list, Work your magic " You do realise that in the interests of pissing about I shall be obligated to try to set you up with a sand dune in Mali, or something else equally absurd? | |||
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"If anyone wants to message me with their secret crush I will then vet their selection, make a decision and then send a message on their behalf to someone who I think offers the greatest comedy value for them to meet. Can't say fairer then that, can you? Lol I might regret this but i have named 4 of my hot list, Work your magic " I thought I was | |||
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"If anyone wants to message me with their secret crush I will then vet their selection, make a decision and then send a message on their behalf to someone who I think offers the greatest comedy value for them to meet. Can't say fairer then that, can you? Lol I might regret this but i have named 4 of my hot list, Work your magic You do realise that in the interests of pissing about I shall be obligated to try to set you up with a sand dune in Mali, or something else equally absurd? " As long as someone else pays the transport costs i will go anywhere | |||
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"If anyone wants to message me with their secret crush I will then vet their selection, make a decision and then send a message on their behalf to someone who I think offers the greatest comedy value for them to meet. Can't say fairer then that, can you? Lol I might regret this but i have named 4 of my hot list, Work your magic I thought I was " First on my list you're right | |||
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"If anyone wants to message me with their secret crush I will then vet their selection, make a decision and then send a message on their behalf to someone who I think offers the greatest comedy value for them to meet. Can't say fairer then that, can you? Lol I might regret this but i have named 4 of my hot list, Work your magic You do realise that in the interests of pissing about I shall be obligated to try to set you up with a sand dune in Mali, or something else equally absurd? " Tina I love absurd! xx | |||
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"There's a few balls I'd like to crush " I'm all for women being forward but...! | |||
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"If anyone wants to message me with their secret crush I will then vet their selection, make a decision and then send a message on their behalf to someone who I think offers the greatest comedy value for them to meet. Can't say fairer then that, can you? Lol I might regret this but i have named 4 of my hot list, Work your magic You do realise that in the interests of pissing about I shall be obligated to try to set you up with a sand dune in Mali, or something else equally absurd? " OK forget that, You might make me sound like a stalker or a weirdo | |||
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"There's a few balls I'd like to crush " Breezeblocks? | |||
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"There's a few balls I'd like to crush Breezeblocks? " A vice - s l o w l y | |||
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" OK forget that, You might make me sound like a stalker or a weirdo " Yes, but it would be done in the best possible taste | |||
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"If anyone wants to message me with their secret crush I will then vet their selection, make a decision and then send a message on their behalf to someone who I think offers the greatest comedy value for them to meet. Can't say fairer then that, can you? " I challenge you, instead, to find me a new secret crush, since I don't have one. A realistically located one! | |||
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"There's a few balls I'd like to crush Breezeblocks? A vice - s l o w l y " Oooh nasty | |||
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"seeing as they are secret crushes.....it's a secret!! but i do a couple that are out of my league." Leagues are bollocks. I have met some guys who are way out of what I would consider my normal league and they both looked at me as if I was mad when I told them why it had taken me so long to message them. People who are top league rarely think they are themselves. That's the conclusion I made based on limited observations anyway. | |||
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"seeing as they are secret crushes.....it's a secret!! but i do a couple that are out of my league. Leagues are bollocks. I have met some guys who are way out of what I would consider my normal league and they both looked at me as if I was mad when I told them why it had taken me so long to message them. People who are top league rarely think they are themselves. That's the conclusion I made based on limited observations anyway." And the worst they can say is no. At that point nothing is lost, except perhaps the hope. But why not try to get something for real simply for fear of losing the dream? | |||
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"seeing as they are secret crushes.....it's a secret!! but i do a couple that are out of my league. Leagues are bollocks. I have met some guys who are way out of what I would consider my normal league and they both looked at me as if I was mad when I told them why it had taken me so long to message them. People who are top league rarely think they are themselves. That's the conclusion I made based on limited observations anyway." Sorry but i can see the words(just) but I just cant stop looking at the picture | |||
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"Life is too short to keep it secret Ryan I want to crush you " Do it gently then. | |||
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"seeing as they are secret crushes.....it's a secret!! but i do a couple that are out of my league. Leagues are bollocks. I have met some guys who are way out of what I would consider my normal league and they both looked at me as if I was mad when I told them why it had taken me so long to message them. People who are top league rarely think they are themselves. That's the conclusion I made based on limited observations anyway." I agree | |||
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"Yes. I'm too old though. At what age are you not allowed a crush?! I can have the crush but I can't tell them as I am outside their age range and can't message them. " I know, I was just messin' around. | |||
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"There's a few a that we'd like to get naughty with! Is that the same as a crush? " Yeah. | |||
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"theres a few I fancy but not really crushes but alas theres no way they would like me " Why??? | |||
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"psssstttt !!! . .. i think you were meant to massage the ego abit there !" Pmsl you noticed that then lmao | |||
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"Yes I do. But he's far too sexy for me. " Iv 2 I look at one of them's profile nearly every other day (stalker) Haven't acted on it thought think it's the fear of rejection | |||
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"I wish you lot would just act on it..life is too short " Totally agree.... Just go for it you have nothing to lose on here and you may be surprised (-: xx | |||
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"I have one or two crushes, but the last time I openly declared who it was, they deleted me from their friends list! This time my lips are sealed! " Lips are sealed Not sure that will help | |||
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"Have you got one on here? " I have. I spoke to her on the phone a little while back. She's lovely | |||
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"I think I've told all mine!" Im still waiting for my message.. im sure its just delayed.. lol | |||
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"I have one or two crushes, but the last time I openly declared who it was, they deleted me from their friends list! This time my lips are sealed! Lips are sealed Not sure that will help " only sealed for talking. | |||
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"I have one or two crushes, but the last time I openly declared who it was, they deleted me from their friends list! This time my lips are sealed! Lips are sealed Not sure that will help only sealed for talking. " The perfect women doesn't talk and opens her legs | |||
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"Non what so ever Boring " Ha ha you could say that if I was being honest | |||
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"So was any revealed? " Well no one revealed themselfs to me . So I'm crushless | |||
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"So was any revealed? Well no one revealed themselfs to me . So I'm crushless " Aww | |||
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"So was any revealed? Well no one revealed themselfs to me . So I'm crushless Aww " I'll be fine | |||
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"So was any revealed? Well no one revealed themselfs to me . So I'm crushless Aww I'll be fine " Give us a snog | |||
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"So was any revealed? Well no one revealed themselfs to me . So I'm crushless Aww I'll be fine Give us a snog " with tongues ? | |||
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"Life is too short to keep it secret" Wise words dear ... Errrr I have a crush on you | |||
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"Have you got one on here? " cant say or you will not be secret anymore | |||
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"I dont have a crush on anyone on here but I admire greatly a few posters. I like the way they think & the way they _xpress themselves. " I've got a crush on you _iew....but alas my vagina is not good enough and I don't have a sausage so I will just lust from afar | |||
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"So was any revealed? " nope | |||
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"I dont have a crush on anyone on here but I admire greatly a few posters. I like the way they think & the way they _xpress themselves. I've got a crush on you _iew....but alas my vagina is not good enough and I don't have a sausage so I will just lust from afar " | |||
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"I dont have a crush on anyone on here but I admire greatly a few posters. I like the way they think & the way they _xpress themselves. I've got a crush on you _iew....but alas my vagina is not good enough and I don't have a sausage so I will just lust from afar " It's ok _iew I'll just find a sausage if my own | |||
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"I dont have a crush on anyone on here but I admire greatly a few posters. I like the way they think & the way they _xpress themselves. I've got a crush on you _iew....but alas my vagina is not good enough and I don't have a sausage so I will just lust from afar It's ok _iew I'll just find a sausage if my own " let's share it | |||
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"I have a Toshage " is that like the stone age/ ice age .. your that old we have the Tosh Age? lol | |||
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"I dont have a crush on anyone on here but I admire greatly a few posters. I like the way they think & the way they _xpress themselves. I've got a crush on you _iew....but alas my vagina is not good enough and I don't have a sausage so I will just lust from afar It's ok _iew I'll just find a sausage if my own let's share it " Go on then, sharing is caring | |||
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"I have a Toshage is that like the stone age/ ice age .. your that old we have the Tosh Age? lol " Hahahaha classic one cute | |||
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"I dont have a crush on anyone on here but I admire greatly a few posters. I like the way they think & the way they _xpress themselves. I've got a crush on you _iew....but alas my vagina is not good enough and I don't have a sausage so I will just lust from afar " | |||
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"Yes. I'm too old though. " Says who? You never know til you ask | |||
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"Have you got one on here? " Nope. | |||
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"I have a Toshage is that like the stone age/ ice age .. your that old we have the Tosh Age? lol " Thats sooo not funny | |||
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"Have you got one on here? " yes you | |||
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"Have you got one on here? " nope | |||
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"I have a Toshage is that like the stone age/ ice age .. your that old we have the Tosh Age? lol Thats sooo not funny " It is a little bit funny | |||
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"I have a Toshage is that like the stone age/ ice age .. your that old we have the Tosh Age? lol Thats sooo not funny " thats why you just pissed yourself laughing... or could it be an age thing again? lol xx | |||
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"Have you got one on here? yes you " Aww thanks | |||
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"I have a Toshage is that like the stone age/ ice age .. your that old we have the Tosh Age? lol Thats sooo not funny " We'll I laughed | |||
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"I have a Toshage is that like the stone age/ ice age .. your that old we have the Tosh Age? lol Thats sooo not funny It is a little bit funny " Don't you start on me . I am feeling all fragile at the mo | |||
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"I have a Toshage is that like the stone age/ ice age .. your that old we have the Tosh Age? lol Thats sooo not funny thats why you just pissed yourself laughing... or could it be an age thing again? lol xx " Ain't you got any cows to milk ? | |||
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"I have a Toshage is that like the stone age/ ice age .. your that old we have the Tosh Age? lol Thats sooo not funny We'll I laughed " well I suppose it was ok as far as jokes go | |||
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"I have a Toshage is that like the stone age/ ice age .. your that old we have the Tosh Age? lol Thats sooo not funny thats why you just pissed yourself laughing... or could it be an age thing again? lol xx Ain't you got any cows to milk ? " aint you got any cruise ships to sing on jane? lol.. its coming up to the summer season | |||
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"I have a Toshage is that like the stone age/ ice age .. your that old we have the Tosh Age? lol Thats sooo not funny thats why you just pissed yourself laughing... or could it be an age thing again? lol xx Ain't you got any cows to milk ? aint you got any cruise ships to sing on jane? lol.. its coming up to the summer season " Toshn isn't really a man? But a woman called Jane? ( as if ) how did I miss that | |||
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"I have a Toshage is that like the stone age/ ice age .. your that old we have the Tosh Age? lol Thats sooo not funny thats why you just pissed yourself laughing... or could it be an age thing again? lol xx Ain't you got any cows to milk ? aint you got any cruise ships to sing on jane? lol.. its coming up to the summer season " yeah and harvesting Giles | |||
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"Carol kirkwood nom nom " She's not on here is she | |||
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" Toshn isn't really a man? But a woman called Jane? ( as if ) how did I miss that " if u speak to him he sounds proper up north like jane mcdonald .. so i calls him jane | |||
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"I have a Toshage is that like the stone age/ ice age .. your that old we have the Tosh Age? lol Thats sooo not funny It is a little bit funny Don't you start on me . I am feeling all fragile at the mo " Oh bless, is it your age | |||
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"I have a Toshage is that like the stone age/ ice age .. your that old we have the Tosh Age? lol Thats sooo not funny It is a little bit funny Don't you start on me . I am feeling all fragile at the mo Oh bless, is it your age " *sniggers* | |||
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" Toshn isn't really a man? But a woman called Jane? ( as if ) how did I miss that if u speak to him he sounds proper up north like jane mcdonald .. so i calls him jane " And sassy sounds like a d*unken farmer so calls her Giles | |||
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"If anyone wants to message me with their secret crush I will then vet their selection, make a decision and then send a message on their behalf to someone who I think offers the greatest comedy value for them to meet. Can't say fairer then that, can you? I challenge you, instead, to find me a new secret crush, since I don't have one. A realistically located one!" That was actually pretty hard. Virago doesn't have narrow preferences, but odds bodkins, the quality of single guys was not great. Once you rule out blank avatars, cock avatars, profiles with no pictures, profiles with only cock pics, profiles with pics of the small of their back or a piece of possibly thigh, 'fill in later' blurb, arrogant blurb, usernames that make them sound like deviants or are just cringe worthy, it took me 10 minutes to narrow it down to 5 possibles. | |||
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"Life is too short to keep it secret Wise words dear ... Errrr I have a crush on you " Cool, let's go to the seaside | |||
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"I could have one but play preferences don't match so I won't act on it " thats ok, we can put the cake to one side for a while. It doesn't have to get in the way | |||
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"I want to have noisy sex with Ryan " Hahaha I can yodel at the point of cumming | |||
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"Life is too short to keep it secret Wise words dear ... Errrr I have a crush on you Cool, let's go to the seaside " I'm gunna get a kiss me clit hat & ride a donkey | |||
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