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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Have you got one on here?

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

I've had my eye on someone for months, and finally go the courage to message them today

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I've had my eye on someone for months, and finally go the courage to message them today "

Wooooo hoooooo,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. Big time

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Yes. Big time"

Well act on it then

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Yes. I'm too old though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one guy i chat to regularly is growing on me..

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Its a small world!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes. Big time

Well act on it then "

We've already met twice. I just need more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

42

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had my eye on someone for months, and finally go the courage to message them today "
fek it i never got the message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes. I'm too old though.

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At what age are you not allowed a crush?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmmmmm yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep I have a couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"one guy i chat to regularly is growing on me.. "

I grow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple, always the unattainable

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I wish you lot would just act on it..life is too short

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course

Bit sadly the feeling's not reciprocated

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Of course

Bit sadly the feeling's not reciprocated "

Awww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish you lot would just act on it..life is too short "

might be do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could have one but play preferences don't match so I won't act on it

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Indeed we have!! God I'm horny now..x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you got one on here? "

Nope........

Nothing has caught my eye lately

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"Have you got one on here? "

Yes, yes and yes!

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"I wish you lot would just act on it..life is too short "

Its going too!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Yes. I'm too old though.

At what age are you not allowed a crush?!"

I can have the crush but I can't tell them as I am outside their age range and can't message them.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I wish you lot would just act on it..life is too short

might be do. "

Jigs you are gorgeous...go get her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have more then one,

But they are to far away or out of my league

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could have one but play preferences don't match so I won't act on it "

Same here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes !!! I keep looking at her profile, she's only looked at mine once

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

1 or 2

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I have a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of course

But sadly the feeling's not reciprocated "

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

I have the hots for Ruggers, but whatever you do dont tell her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a few "

Have you acted on them young lady?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had my eye on someone for months, and finally go the courage to message them today "

I never got it, send it again

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

You can all tell me you know I dont bite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am rather taken with a couple of ladys on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a few "

Time to take your own medicine then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes absolutely ~ whether I act on it or not is undecided, for the time being anyway.....

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I have a few

Have you acted on them young lady? "

Yes of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish you lot would just act on it..life is too short

might be do.

Jigs you are gorgeous...go get her "

gorgeous aww bless you cheeky however you should go to specsavers

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I wish you lot would just act on it..life is too short

might be do.

Jigs you are gorgeous...go get her

gorgeous aww bless you cheeky however you should go to specsavers "

I have what a waste of time I have perfect vision

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"I have more then one,

But they are to far away or out of my league "

Damn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did have, lusted after him for months but was always a little intimidated by him, not sure why, eventually had the courage to meet him and now we've decided to just see each other for now. Not the norm maybe on this site but I'm as happy as a pig in the proverbial

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Have you got one on here? "

Not at the moment.

I did have a couple but one wasn't interested and the other has vanished.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish you lot would just act on it..life is too short

might be do.

Jigs you are gorgeous...go get her

gorgeous aww bless you cheeky however you should go to specsavers

I have what a waste of time I have perfect vision "

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

1 or 2 .....ok so its 6 or 7. Who's counting

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I did have, lusted after him for months but was always a little intimidated by him, not sure why, eventually had the courage to meet him and now we've decided to just see each other for now. Not the norm maybe on this site but I'm as happy as a pig in the proverbial "

Awww what a lovely story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non what so ever

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Non what so ever "

Boring

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

yep a couple we have met and a few we haven't

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

If you have a secret crush just tell them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you have a secret crush just tell them "

It wouldn't be a secret then

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Life is too short to keep it secret

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Life is too short to keep it secret"

Ryan I want to crush you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh to be crushed apon sigh

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I have a few. Scheduling and geography are an issue but I will try and pluck up the courage to ask them when there's at least a logistical chance of a meet.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I have a couple, but there is one particular girly in Manchester who is not only sex on legs, but is a damn nice person, too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you have a secret crush just tell them "

Ahh but then you risk it all falling apart just as much as it becoming a reality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One in particular and a couple of if only's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure if they are crushes but,

Sweet home Alabama Classy laydee misstara

And thedevilinus are all on my Hot list

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"Not sure if they are crushes but,

Sweet home Alabama Classy laydee misstara

And thedevilinus are all on my Hot list "

Oi! I got that! Hehe

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Not sure if they are crushes but,

Sweet home Alabama Classy laydee misstara

And thedevilinus are all on my Hot list "

My heart is crushed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure if they are crushes but,

Sweet home Alabama Classy laydee misstara

And thedevilinus are all on my Hot list

My heart is crushed "

I didn't want to name everyone on my list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

If anyone wants to message me with their secret crush I will then vet their selection, make a decision and then send a message on their behalf to someone who I think offers the greatest comedy value for them to meet.

Can't say fairer then that, can you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the Fab equivalent of "pleading the fifth amendment"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone wants to message me with their secret crush I will then vet their selection, make a decision and then send a message on their behalf to someone who I think offers the greatest comedy value for them to meet.

Can't say fairer then that, can you? "

Lol I might regret this but i have named 4 of my hot list, Work your magic

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

A few but I would never tell them

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"If anyone wants to message me with their secret crush I will then vet their selection, make a decision and then send a message on their behalf to someone who I think offers the greatest comedy value for them to meet.

Can't say fairer then that, can you?

Lol I might regret this but i have named 4 of my hot list, Work your magic "

You do realise that in the interests of pissing about I shall be obligated to try to set you up with a sand dune in Mali, or something else equally absurd?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone wants to message me with their secret crush I will then vet their selection, make a decision and then send a message on their behalf to someone who I think offers the greatest comedy value for them to meet.

Can't say fairer then that, can you?

Lol I might regret this but i have named 4 of my hot list, Work your magic "

I thought I was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone wants to message me with their secret crush I will then vet their selection, make a decision and then send a message on their behalf to someone who I think offers the greatest comedy value for them to meet.

Can't say fairer then that, can you?

Lol I might regret this but i have named 4 of my hot list, Work your magic

You do realise that in the interests of pissing about I shall be obligated to try to set you up with a sand dune in Mali, or something else equally absurd? "

As long as someone else pays the transport costs i will go anywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone wants to message me with their secret crush I will then vet their selection, make a decision and then send a message on their behalf to someone who I think offers the greatest comedy value for them to meet.

Can't say fairer then that, can you?

Lol I might regret this but i have named 4 of my hot list, Work your magic

I thought I was "

First on my list you're right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. No crushes here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do have one, have zero idea if it's reciprocated though. Never really thought about it too much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a few balls I'd like to crush

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"If anyone wants to message me with their secret crush I will then vet their selection, make a decision and then send a message on their behalf to someone who I think offers the greatest comedy value for them to meet.

Can't say fairer then that, can you?

Lol I might regret this but i have named 4 of my hot list, Work your magic

You do realise that in the interests of pissing about I shall be obligated to try to set you up with a sand dune in Mali, or something else equally absurd? "

Tina I love absurd! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a few balls I'd like to crush "
I'm all for women being forward but...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone wants to message me with their secret crush I will then vet their selection, make a decision and then send a message on their behalf to someone who I think offers the greatest comedy value for them to meet.

Can't say fairer then that, can you?

Lol I might regret this but i have named 4 of my hot list, Work your magic

You do realise that in the interests of pissing about I shall be obligated to try to set you up with a sand dune in Mali, or something else equally absurd? "

OK forget that, You might make me sound like a stalker or a weirdo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a few balls I'd like to crush "

Breezeblocks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 3 I met one of them... Second guy is from forum and third guy only sometimes send me an email

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a few balls I'd like to crush

Breezeblocks? "

A vice - s l o w l y

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"

OK forget that, You might make me sound like a stalker or a weirdo "

Yes, but it would be done in the best possible taste

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"If anyone wants to message me with their secret crush I will then vet their selection, make a decision and then send a message on their behalf to someone who I think offers the greatest comedy value for them to meet.

Can't say fairer then that, can you? "

I challenge you, instead, to find me a new secret crush, since I don't have one. A realistically located one!

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Yes... But both far away although he's sometimes up this way... Really need to try n be available when he is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a few balls I'd like to crush

Breezeblocks?

A vice - s l o w l y "

Oooh nasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seeing as they are secret crushes.....it's a secret!! but i do a couple that are out of my league.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"seeing as they are secret crushes.....it's a secret!! but i do a couple that are out of my league."

Leagues are bollocks. I have met some guys who are way out of what I would consider my normal league and they both looked at me as if I was mad when I told them why it had taken me so long to message them. People who are top league rarely think they are themselves. That's the conclusion I made based on limited observations anyway.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"seeing as they are secret crushes.....it's a secret!! but i do a couple that are out of my league.

Leagues are bollocks. I have met some guys who are way out of what I would consider my normal league and they both looked at me as if I was mad when I told them why it had taken me so long to message them. People who are top league rarely think they are themselves. That's the conclusion I made based on limited observations anyway."

And the worst they can say is no. At that point nothing is lost, except perhaps the hope. But why not try to get something for real simply for fear of losing the dream?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"seeing as they are secret crushes.....it's a secret!! but i do a couple that are out of my league.

Leagues are bollocks. I have met some guys who are way out of what I would consider my normal league and they both looked at me as if I was mad when I told them why it had taken me so long to message them. People who are top league rarely think they are themselves. That's the conclusion I made based on limited observations anyway."

Sorry but i can see the words(just) but I just cant stop looking at the picture

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Life is too short to keep it secret

Ryan I want to crush you "

Do it gently then.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"seeing as they are secret crushes.....it's a secret!! but i do a couple that are out of my league.

Leagues are bollocks. I have met some guys who are way out of what I would consider my normal league and they both looked at me as if I was mad when I told them why it had taken me so long to message them. People who are top league rarely think they are themselves. That's the conclusion I made based on limited observations anyway."

I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a few a that we'd like to get naughty with! Is that the same as a crush?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes. I'm too old though.

At what age are you not allowed a crush?!

I can have the crush but I can't tell them as I am outside their age range and can't message them.

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I know, I was just messin' around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a few a that we'd like to get naughty with! Is that the same as a crush? "

Yeah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It seems pointless to me keeping a crush secret, on a website site for people many of whom will be openly seeking some degree of sexual intimacy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 2 crushes, but I'm too shy to risk doing anything about them

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Yip

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By *asyukMan
over a year ago

West London

None of mine are secret. If you don't ask you don't get, but then again quite often if you do ask you don't get either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea I do. But its a secret. Xx

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

I have a few

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I want one *pouts*

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

toshn ..can you move to bristol flower ...your body in that pic has just given me blood pressure issues !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

theres a few I fancy but not really crushes but alas theres no way they would like me

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"theres a few I fancy but not really crushes but alas theres no way they would like me "

Why???

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

No mail nobody want poor me sob sob

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

psssstttt !!! . .. i think you were meant to massage the ego abit there !

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By *eedelightsWoman
over a year ago

London

A couple but i dont think they feel the same .....

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"psssstttt !!! . .. i think you were meant to massage the ego abit there !"

Pmsl you noticed that then lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I do. But he's far too sexy for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes I do. But he's far too sexy for me. "

Iv 2 I look at one of them's profile nearly every other day (stalker)

Haven't acted on it thought think it's the fear of rejection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think we all have someone we like but jut don't fall within what they maybe looking for .

but plenty more that do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish you lot would just act on it..life is too short "

Totally agree.... Just go for it you have nothing to lose on here and you may be surprised (-: xx

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

I have one or two crushes, but the last time I openly declared who it was, they deleted me from their friends list!

This time my lips are sealed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have one or two crushes, but the last time I openly declared who it was, they deleted me from their friends list!

This time my lips are sealed! "

Lips are sealed

Not sure that will help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you got one on here? "

I have. I spoke to her on the phone a little while back. She's lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I've told all mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I've told all mine!"

Im still waiting for my message.. im sure its just delayed.. lol

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"I have one or two crushes, but the last time I openly declared who it was, they deleted me from their friends list!

This time my lips are sealed!

Lips are sealed

Not sure that will help "

only sealed for talking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have one or two crushes, but the last time I openly declared who it was, they deleted me from their friends list!

This time my lips are sealed!

Lips are sealed

Not sure that will help

only sealed for talking. "

The perfect women doesn't talk and opens her legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Non what so ever

Boring "

Ha ha you could say that if I was being honest

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

So was any revealed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So was any revealed? "
Well no one revealed themselfs to me . So I'm crushless

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"So was any revealed? Well no one revealed themselfs to me . So I'm crushless "

Aww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So was any revealed? Well no one revealed themselfs to me . So I'm crushless

Aww "

I'll be fine

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"So was any revealed? Well no one revealed themselfs to me . So I'm crushless

Aww I'll be fine "

Give us a snog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So was any revealed? Well no one revealed themselfs to me . So I'm crushless

Aww I'll be fine

Give us a snog "

with tongues ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Life is too short to keep it secret"

Wise words dear ... Errrr I have a crush on you

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"Have you got one on here? "

cant say or you will not be secret anymore

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I dont have a crush on anyone on here but I admire greatly a few posters.

I like the way they think & the way they _xpress themselves.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I dont have a crush on anyone on here but I admire greatly a few posters.

I like the way they think & the way they _xpress themselves.

"

I've got a crush on you _iew....but alas my vagina is not good enough and I don't have a sausage so I will just lust from afar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So was any revealed? "

nope

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I dont have a crush on anyone on here but I admire greatly a few posters.

I like the way they think & the way they _xpress themselves.

I've got a crush on you _iew....but alas my vagina is not good enough and I don't have a sausage so I will just lust from afar "

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I dont have a crush on anyone on here but I admire greatly a few posters.

I like the way they think & the way they _xpress themselves.

I've got a crush on you _iew....but alas my vagina is not good enough and I don't have a sausage so I will just lust from afar

"

It's ok _iew I'll just find a sausage if my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a Toshage

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

[Removed by poster at 06/07/14 09:52:17]

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I dont have a crush on anyone on here but I admire greatly a few posters.

I like the way they think & the way they _xpress themselves.

I've got a crush on you _iew....but alas my vagina is not good enough and I don't have a sausage so I will just lust from afar

It's ok _iew I'll just find a sausage if my own "

let's share it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a Toshage "

is that like the stone age/ ice age ..

your that old we have the Tosh Age? lol

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I dont have a crush on anyone on here but I admire greatly a few posters.

I like the way they think & the way they _xpress themselves.

I've got a crush on you _iew....but alas my vagina is not good enough and I don't have a sausage so I will just lust from afar

It's ok _iew I'll just find a sausage if my own

let's share it "

Go on then, sharing is caring

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I have a Toshage

is that like the stone age/ ice age ..

your that old we have the Tosh Age? lol "

Hahahaha classic one cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont have a crush on anyone on here but I admire greatly a few posters.

I like the way they think & the way they _xpress themselves.

I've got a crush on you _iew....but alas my vagina is not good enough and I don't have a sausage so I will just lust from afar "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes. I'm too old though.

"

Says who?

You never know til you ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you got one on here? "

Nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a Toshage

is that like the stone age/ ice age ..

your that old we have the Tosh Age? lol "

Thats sooo not funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you got one on here? "
yes you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you got one on here? "

nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a Toshage

is that like the stone age/ ice age ..

your that old we have the Tosh Age? lol Thats sooo not funny "

It is a little bit funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a Toshage

is that like the stone age/ ice age ..

your that old we have the Tosh Age? lol Thats sooo not funny "

thats why you just pissed yourself laughing... or could it be an age thing again? lol xx

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Have you got one on here? yes you "

Aww thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a Toshage

is that like the stone age/ ice age ..

your that old we have the Tosh Age? lol Thats sooo not funny "

We'll I laughed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a Toshage

is that like the stone age/ ice age ..

your that old we have the Tosh Age? lol Thats sooo not funny

It is a little bit funny "

Don't you start on me . I am feeling all fragile at the mo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a Toshage

is that like the stone age/ ice age ..

your that old we have the Tosh Age? lol Thats sooo not funny

thats why you just pissed yourself laughing... or could it be an age thing again? lol xx "

Ain't you got any cows to milk ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe one or two

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By *himanMan
over a year ago

chichester

Carol kirkwood nom nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a Toshage

is that like the stone age/ ice age ..

your that old we have the Tosh Age? lol Thats sooo not funny

We'll I laughed "

well I suppose it was ok as far as jokes go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a Toshage

is that like the stone age/ ice age ..

your that old we have the Tosh Age? lol Thats sooo not funny

thats why you just pissed yourself laughing... or could it be an age thing again? lol xx Ain't you got any cows to milk ? "

aint you got any cruise ships to sing on jane? lol.. its coming up to the summer season

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a Toshage

is that like the stone age/ ice age ..

your that old we have the Tosh Age? lol Thats sooo not funny

thats why you just pissed yourself laughing... or could it be an age thing again? lol xx Ain't you got any cows to milk ?

aint you got any cruise ships to sing on jane? lol.. its coming up to the summer season "

Toshn isn't really a man? But a woman called Jane? ( as if ) how did I miss that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a Toshage

is that like the stone age/ ice age ..

your that old we have the Tosh Age? lol Thats sooo not funny

thats why you just pissed yourself laughing... or could it be an age thing again? lol xx Ain't you got any cows to milk ?

aint you got any cruise ships to sing on jane? lol.. its coming up to the summer season "

yeah and harvesting

Giles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Carol kirkwood nom nom "

She's not on here is she

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Toshn isn't really a man? But a woman called Jane? ( as if ) how did I miss that "

if u speak to him he sounds proper up north like jane mcdonald .. so i calls him jane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a Toshage

is that like the stone age/ ice age ..

your that old we have the Tosh Age? lol Thats sooo not funny

It is a little bit funny Don't you start on me . I am feeling all fragile at the mo "

Oh bless, is it your age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a Toshage

is that like the stone age/ ice age ..

your that old we have the Tosh Age? lol Thats sooo not funny

It is a little bit funny Don't you start on me . I am feeling all fragile at the mo

Oh bless, is it your age "

*sniggers*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Toshn isn't really a man? But a woman called Jane? ( as if ) how did I miss that

if u speak to him he sounds proper up north like jane mcdonald .. so i calls him jane "

And sassy sounds like a d*unken farmer so calls her Giles

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"If anyone wants to message me with their secret crush I will then vet their selection, make a decision and then send a message on their behalf to someone who I think offers the greatest comedy value for them to meet.

Can't say fairer then that, can you?

I challenge you, instead, to find me a new secret crush, since I don't have one. A realistically located one!"

That was actually pretty hard. Virago doesn't have narrow preferences, but odds bodkins, the quality of single guys was not great. Once you rule out blank avatars, cock avatars, profiles with no pictures, profiles with only cock pics, profiles with pics of the small of their back or a piece of possibly thigh, 'fill in later' blurb, arrogant blurb, usernames that make them sound like deviants or are just cringe worthy, it took me 10 minutes to narrow it down to 5 possibles.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Life is too short to keep it secret

Wise words dear ... Errrr I have a crush on you "

Cool, let's go to the seaside

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I have a host of crushes but being a brazen hussey and a forward strumpet they all already know.

Some of them have even, very kindly, not had me arrested for rugby tackling them so I can molest them on my own level. Or the ground...

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I want to have noisy sex with Ryan

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley


"I could have one but play preferences don't match so I won't act on it "

thats ok, we can put the cake to one side for a while. It doesn't have to get in the way

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I want to have noisy sex with Ryan "

Hahaha I can yodel at the point of cumming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Life is too short to keep it secret

Wise words dear ... Errrr I have a crush on you

Cool, let's go to the seaside "

I'm gunna get a kiss me clit hat & ride a donkey

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