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Giblets! I'm bored of a woman's shape being discussed endlessly....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How about a bendy cock discussion?

Or a clever dick?

Which one?

Bendy cock or clever dick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a clever Dick who has a bendy Knob

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like this

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bananas

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know a clever Dick who has a bendy Knob

Gimp"

A rarity!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got one that's a transformer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bananas "

Ahhh...erm..ooh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on ladies, fat thin, how do you like it?

Her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" I like this

Her"

Lol...you lucky thang...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come on ladies, fat thin, how do you like it?

Her"

Long and fat and bendy...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

slightly curved upwards here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on ladies, fat thin, how do you like it?

Her

Long and fat and bendy..."
size 8 or 22, pencil or boomerang

Her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"slightly curved upwards here "

Mmmm not bad, not bad!

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

Well if we are talking about cocks, here's a true story.

I was stood in the pub last night and this woman said to me, there's a rumour going around that you have a 12" cock.

I said, I know, I started it!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come on ladies, fat thin, how do you like it?

Her

Long and fat and bendy...size 8 or 22, pencil or boomerang

Her"

More of a boomerang...(got a crooked cervix, shh don't tell anyone!)

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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex

Giblets!..that's no way to talk about a bird x.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always like to see how it measures against a Sky remote. That's my benchmark !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Giblets!..that's no way to talk about a bird x."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on ladies, fat thin, how do you like it?

Her

Long and fat and bendy...size 8 or 22, pencil or boomerang

Her

More of a boomerang...(got a crooked cervix, shh don't tell anyone!)"
Ha ha, hmm doesn't seem to be many blokes joining in

Her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always like to see how it measures against a Sky remote. That's my benchmark ! "

Oh I say...Sky remote..does that have a large bump on the end?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come on ladies, fat thin, how do you like it?

Her

Long and fat and bendy...size 8 or 22, pencil or boomerang

Her

More of a boomerang...(got a crooked cervix, shh don't tell anyone!)Ha ha, hmm doesn't seem to be many blokes joining in

Her"

Spoilsports!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bananas "

i thought of minions then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure I saw a turkey twizzler on one profile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Sure I saw a turkey twizzler on one profile. "

Too many roasts..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on ladies, fat thin, how do you like it?

Her

Long and fat and bendy...size 8 or 22, pencil or boomerang

Her

More of a boomerang...(got a crooked cervix, shh don't tell anyone!)Ha ha, hmm doesn't seem to be many blokes joining in

Her

Spoilsports!"

Thats coz blokes tend to be more discrete n dont like talking about bodyparts

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come on ladies, fat thin, how do you like it?

Her

Long and fat and bendy...size 8 or 22, pencil or boomerang

Her

More of a boomerang...(got a crooked cervix, shh don't tell anyone!)Ha ha, hmm doesn't seem to be many blokes joining in

Her

Spoilsports!

Thats coz blokes tend to be more discrete n dont like talking about bodyparts

Gimp"

Bollocks....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on ladies, fat thin, how do you like it?

Her

Long and fat and bendy...size 8 or 22, pencil or boomerang

Her

More of a boomerang...(got a crooked cervix, shh don't tell anyone!)Ha ha, hmm doesn't seem to be many blokes joining in

Her

Spoilsports!

Thats coz blokes tend to be more discrete n dont like talking about bodyparts

Gimp

Bollocks.... "

men always talk about how huge their cock is and usually its a let down imho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on lads "out with it"

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen one measured against a jar of gravy granules - maybe that's to go with the giblets?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come on ladies, fat thin, how do you like it?

Her

Long and fat and bendy...size 8 or 22, pencil or boomerang

Her

More of a boomerang...(got a crooked cervix, shh don't tell anyone!)Ha ha, hmm doesn't seem to be many blokes joining in

Her

Spoilsports!

Thats coz blokes tend to be more discrete n dont like talking about bodyparts

Gimp

Bollocks....

men always talk about how huge their cock is and usually its a let down imho"

Some like to tell me I'll be limping the next day and all that jazz....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have a bendy cock does that mean your more likely to get asked to come and fuck around the corner?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" I've seen one measured against a jar of gravy granules - maybe that's to go with the giblets? "

Mmmmm Bisto?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about two dicks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you have a bendy cock does that mean your more likely to get asked to come and fuck around the corner? "

A cock with a good sense of direction?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you have a bendy cock does that mean your more likely to get asked to come and fuck around the corner? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about two dicks?"

That's no way to talk about yourself..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on lads "out with it"

Her"

mine always out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to be honest, given the grief you girls get, I'm surprised the hasn't happened sooner, cocks are not the most attractive things and shaved they look much much worse lol. For the record mines long, not particularly fat, slight bend upwards, for hitting the elusive g spot you understand. Even though I'm very attached, still doesn't look as good as a nice pussy. Go girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not mahoosive other than that I don't mind, long as they don't mind that my cervix tilts a bit. Can be a little painful sometimes, not the guy's fault, nature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you have a bendy cock does that mean your more likely to get asked to come and fuck around the corner?

A cock with a good sense of direction?"

COCKCOCK...move over TomTom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on ladies, fat thin, how do you like it?

Her

Long and fat and bendy..."

I'm yer man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on lads "out with it"

Her

mine always out "
Speak up for the ladies

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have to be honest, given the grief you girls get, I'm surprised the hasn't happened sooner, cocks are not the most attractive things and shaved they look much much worse lol. For the record mines long, not particularly fat, slight bend upwards, for hitting the elusive g spot you understand. Even though I'm very attached, still doesn't look as good as a nice pussy. Go girls "

Most unattractive things nah your kidding right? Every time I send a message I attached a pic of my cock which has great results Honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you have a bendy cock does that mean your more likely to get asked to come and fuck around the corner?

A cock with a good sense of direction?

COCKCOCK...move over TomTom

"

Always be getting lost though, in some condom riddled bush somewhere along the A406...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have to be honest, given the grief you girls get, I'm surprised the hasn't happened sooner, cocks are not the most attractive things and shaved they look much much worse lol. For the record mines long, not particularly fat, slight bend upwards, for hitting the elusive g spot you understand. Even though I'm very attached, still doesn't look as good as a nice pussy. Go girls "

I love the look of a man's cock, once I get to know him a little...a cock shoved in my face in a message always makes me gurn, laugh and vom...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always like to see how it measures against a Sky remote. That's my benchmark !

Oh I say...Sky remote..does that have a large bump on the end?"

It sure does & it lights up at the end too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always like to see how it measures against a Sky remote. That's my benchmark !

Oh I say...Sky remote..does that have a large bump on the end?

It sure does & it lights up at the end too! "

Handy for finding the right erm...channel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have to be honest, given the grief you girls get, I'm surprised the hasn't happened sooner, cocks are not the most attractive things and shaved they look much much worse lol. For the record mines long, not particularly fat, slight bend upwards, for hitting the elusive g spot you understand. Even though I'm very attached, still doesn't look as good as a nice pussy. Go girls

Most unattractive things nah your kidding right? Every time I send a message I attached a pic of my cock which has great results Honest "

I've never seen your schlong...where have I gone wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about two dicks?

That's no way to talk about yourself.."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about two dicks?

That's no way to talk about yourself..

"

Come here ya eejit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have to be honest, given the grief you girls get, I'm surprised the hasn't happened sooner, cocks are not the most attractive things and shaved they look much much worse lol. For the record mines long, not particularly fat, slight bend upwards, for hitting the elusive g spot you understand. Even though I'm very attached, still doesn't look as good as a nice pussy. Go girls

Most unattractive things nah your kidding right? Every time I send a message I attached a pic of my cock which has great results Honest

I've never seen your schlong...where have I gone wrong?

"

You have been invited to the private showing VIP treatment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have to be honest, given the grief you girls get, I'm surprised the hasn't happened sooner, cocks are not the most attractive things and shaved they look much much worse lol. For the record mines long, not particularly fat, slight bend upwards, for hitting the elusive g spot you understand. Even though I'm very attached, still doesn't look as good as a nice pussy. Go girls

Most unattractive things nah your kidding right? Every time I send a message I attached a pic of my cock which has great results Honest

I've never seen your schlong...where have I gone wrong?

You have been invited to the private showing VIP treatment "

Very Important Penetration

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have to be honest, given the grief you girls get, I'm surprised the hasn't happened sooner, cocks are not the most attractive things and shaved they look much much worse lol. For the record mines long, not particularly fat, slight bend upwards, for hitting the elusive g spot you understand. Even though I'm very attached, still doesn't look as good as a nice pussy. Go girls

Most unattractive things nah your kidding right? Every time I send a message I attached a pic of my cock which has great results Honest

I've never seen your schlong...where have I gone wrong?

You have been invited to the private showing VIP treatment "

Do I need to get all dolled up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumbers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about a bendy cock discussion?

Or a clever dick?

Which one?

Bendy cock or clever dick?

"

Strange how women love talking about their bums, breasts and bits but men go schtum...wasted opportunity to show off your confidence in your magic maker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run run

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Way to shy to discuss mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about a bendy cock discussion?

Or a clever dick?

Which one?

Bendy cock or clever dick?

Strange how women love talking about their bums, breasts and bits but men go schtum...wasted opportunity to show off your confidence in your magic maker!"

No need.

The proof is in the pulling

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Preferences please ladies!

Her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about a bendy cock discussion?

Or a clever dick?

Which one?

Bendy cock or clever dick?

Strange how women love talking about their bums, breasts and bits but men go schtum...wasted opportunity to show off your confidence in your magic maker!

No need.

The proof is in the pulling

Gimp"

Now you're showing off!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Way to shy to discuss mine "

Yeah...so I can see...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Way to shy to discuss mine

Yeah...so I can see..."

Well that's a bonus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have to be honest, given the grief you girls get, I'm surprised the hasn't happened sooner, cocks are not the most attractive things and shaved they look much much worse lol. For the record mines long, not particularly fat, slight bend upwards, for hitting the elusive g spot you understand. Even though I'm very attached, still doesn't look as good as a nice pussy. Go girls

Most unattractive things nah your kidding right? Every time I send a message I attached a pic of my cock which has great results Honest

I've never seen your schlong...where have I gone wrong?

You have been invited to the private showing VIP treatment

Do I need to get all dolled up?"

Come as you like as what ever you have on will not stay on for long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on ladies, fat thin, how do you like it?

Her

Long and fat and bendy...size 8 or 22, pencil or boomerang

Her"

Sharon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go go gadget superdick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go go gadget superdick "

Shiny gadget eh?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Preferences please ladies!

Her"

As long as it's not a spotted dick...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Preferences please ladies!

Her

As long as it's not a spotted dick...

"

Freckles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who mentioned two dicks? Yes please , but as long as they're not attached to the same man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Preferences please ladies!

Her

As long as it's not a spotted dick...

"
custard?

Her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"who mentioned two dicks? Yes please , but as long as they're not attached to the same man "

Lol..that would be a sight!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Bent ones scare me a bit but I find 8 is a nice round number to work with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go go gadget superdick

Shiny gadget eh?"

It just needs the occasional polish and lube job

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Banana shaped cocks can reach places other cocks can't reach and can be amazing.

One of my most memorable fucks was with a guy with a curved 8" cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha a straight six to get in your knicks

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

As that classic song said "it ain't what you do it's the way that you do it, that's what gets results" pure poetry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I for one am appalled by the blatant objectification of the male gender which is going on in this thread, by which us men are reduced to nothing more than an appendage, solely for the pleasure of female board members. We are so much more than just cocks. Some of us have nice bottoms too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As that classic song said "it ain't what you do it's the way that you do it, that's what gets results" pure poetry "

Or as I have said before "The only reason women say size doesn't matter is so they can see who looks most disappointed".

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