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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Here's one for a rainy Friday afternoon. For me the most memorable parts of films are funny lines that tickle me...

One I remember laughing at as a teenager was

We Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation but I hear that's coming quickly." (History of yge World Part 1)

What amusing lines have tickled you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evolution: "There's ALWAYS time for lubrication!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Predator - 'I'm a God damn sexual tyrannosaurus'. Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Predator - 'I'm a God damn sexual tyrannosaurus'. Love it "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And we're off Both of those are new to me

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

What can you make of this? A hat a broach.... Airplane the film.

We have a full tank of gas, its dark and we are wearing subglasses, hit it. Blue brothers.

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By *adgodCouple
over a year ago

Greensburg

Now you see why evil will ALWAYS triumph......because good....is dumb.

Spaceballs

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By *adgodCouple
over a year ago

Greensburg

Fezzig, are there rocks ahead?

If there are, we'll all be dead.

No more rhymes now, I mean it!

Anybody want a Peanut?

Argh!

The Princess Bride

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By *adgodCouple
over a year ago

Greensburg


"Predator - 'I'm a God damn sexual tyrannosaurus'. Love it

"

Time to take Old Painless out the bag.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! Now, piss off! ...

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

And...

I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan
over a year ago

aberdeenshire

"How old do you have to be to get a drink here anyway?"

"11!"

Some shit film about a young Mexican footballer playing for Newcastle United.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

And...

I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

"

what were the films?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the second one is from Full Metal Jacket

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"the second one is from Full Metal Jacket"

correct, first one is fear and loathing in las vegas

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"the second one is from Full Metal Jacket

correct, first one is fear and loathing in las vegas "

Not seen either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't call me Shirley.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your only sposed to blow the bloody doors off

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went out the other day with my hat on back to front, a friend of mine came up to me and kicked me in the stomach! - W.C.Fields (can't remember film)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You always were a cunning linguist, James. 

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your only sposed to blow the bloody doors off

Gimp"

Yep bleddy funny line..great film too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't call me Shirley..... "

One of the most commonly quoted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't call me Shirley.....

One of the most commonly quoted "

Sheeeeesh,,,, are you calling me common....

how very dare you,,,,

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

You know the kind of woman that just screams trouble? You see her, and every warning bell in your brain starts going off, but you still manage to ask for her number? Well, that's all I ever hook up with. But this betty... whoa! She blew them all away in the shitstorm sweepstakes. (blade trinity)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!"

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By *ea and SugarCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

'Where's your other hand?'

'Between two pillows'

'Those aren't pillows!!!!'

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By *sagent81Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"Predator - 'I'm a God damn sexual tyrannosaurus'. Love it "

A woman quoting predator! Think I am in love

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"'Where's your other hand?'

'Between two pillows'

'Those aren't pillows!!!!' "

what's the film?

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Three of my favourites are from the same film....The good, the bad and the ugly.

1. Tuco is placed outside the jail by Clint Eastwood so he can collect his bounty. Clint walks into the jail on his own then walks out with the sheriff. Tuco says "Look at this, one bastard walks in, and two bastards walk back out!"

2. Tuco is taking a bath and a bounty hunter walks in and finds him, the bounty hunter starts going on about how he hunted him down and he will enjoy collecting his bounty, then Tuco shoots him with a gun he had hidden under the water "If you are going to shoot,....shoot, don't talk!"

3. Tuco is being ruffed up by the Yank prison guard, and Tuco says "I like it when big men like you fall, because they make more noise".

Tuco played by Eli Wallach passed away a couple of weeks ago, a great actor, RIP.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't call me Shirley.....

One of the most commonly quoted

Sheeeeesh,,,, are you calling me common....

how very dare you,,,, "

You're anything but common Soxy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Three of my favourites are from the same film....The good, the bad and the ugly.

1. Tuco is placed outside the jail by Clint Eastwood so he can collect his bounty. Clint walks into the jail on his own then walks out with the sheriff. Tuco says "Look at this, one bastard walks in, and two bastards walk back out!"

2. Tuco is taking a bath and a bounty hunter walks in and finds him, the bounty hunter starts going on about how he hunted him down and he will enjoy collecting his bounty, then Tuco shoots him with a gun he had hidden under the water "If you are going to shoot,....shoot, don't talk!"

3. Tuco is being ruffed up by the Yank prison guard, and Tuco says "I like it when big men like you fall, because they make more noise".

Tuco played by Eli Wallach passed away a couple of weeks ago, a great actor, RIP. "
Indeed RIP

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know the kind of woman that just screams trouble? You see her, and every warning bell in your brain starts going off, but you still manage to ask for her number? Well, that's all I ever hook up with. But this betty... whoa! She blew them all away in the shitstorm sweepstakes. (blade trinity)"

Another good one I've not seen

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By *iceguy 1966Man
over a year ago

in pa postcode

"Nice Beaver"

Rolf Harris 1978

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By *ifornowCouple
over a year ago

Skegness


"'Where's your other hand?'

'Between two pillows'

'Those aren't pillows!!!!'

what's the film?"

Planes trains and automobiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Where's your other hand?'

'Between two pillows'

'Those aren't pillows!!!!'

what's the film?"

Planes Trains and Automobiles.

John Candy and Steve Martin in the bed scene.

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By *ifornowCouple
over a year ago

Skegness

You're gonna need a bigger boat !

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Roy Batty's death monologue in Bladerunner is awesome. Many, many funny quotes spring to mind but "Monty, you terrible cunt!" is a firm favourite. And "wuv...true wuv"

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By *ifornowCouple
over a year ago

Skegness

Charlie don't surf !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're gonna need a bigger boat !"

Jaws

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over a year ago

"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

"You see what god just did to us man?"

This ruined Top Gun for me.

"It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways....It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways....Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie... He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the fuck, what the fuck is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'll do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it. Okay, now let me just ask you - I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right? All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fucking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fucking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last fucking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! Fuckin' A, man!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't call me Shirley

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Right turn, Clyde.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

we are going to need considerably bigger buns(calendar girls)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can everyone stop getting shot!

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By *adgodCouple
over a year ago

Greensburg

Why dont they kill us?

Cuz we're in the spirit world asshole, they can't see us!

Young Guns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh ...cobwebs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can everyone stop getting shot! "

Lock, Stock...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

"You see what god just did to us man?"

This ruined Top Gun for me.

"It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways....It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways....Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie... He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the fuck, what the fuck is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'll do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it. Okay, now let me just ask you - I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right? All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fucking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fucking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last fucking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! Fuckin' A, man!""

Sleep with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tell yu wot iiii baleeev.... SSSHHiiiitttt Happens!

Predator 2

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over a year ago


""Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

"You see what god just did to us man?"

This ruined Top Gun for me.

"It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways....It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways....Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie... He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the fuck, what the fuck is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'll do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it. Okay, now let me just ask you - I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right? All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fucking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fucking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last fucking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! Fuckin' A, man!"

Sleep with me"

Na dude, you're not my type

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

"You see what god just did to us man?"

This ruined Top Gun for me.

"It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways....It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways....Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie... He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the fuck, what the fuck is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'll do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it. Okay, now let me just ask you - I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right? All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fucking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fucking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last fucking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! Fuckin' A, man!"

Sleep with me

Na dude, you're not my type "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

"You see what god just did to us man?"

This ruined Top Gun for me.

"It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways....It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways....Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie... He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the fuck, what the fuck is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'll do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it. Okay, now let me just ask you - I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right? All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fucking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fucking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last fucking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! Fuckin' A, man!"

Sleep with me

Na dude, you're not my type

"

Set yourself up for that one though

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over a year ago


"Three of my favourites are from the same film....The good, the bad and the ugly.

1. Tuco is placed outside the jail by Clint Eastwood so he can collect his bounty. Clint walks into the jail on his own then walks out with the sheriff. Tuco says "Look at this, one bastard walks in, and two bastards walk back out!"

2. Tuco is taking a bath and a bounty hunter walks in and finds him, the bounty hunter starts going on about how he hunted him down and he will enjoy collecting his bounty, then Tuco shoots him with a gun he had hidden under the water "If you are going to shoot,....shoot, don't talk!"

3. Tuco is being ruffed up by the Yank prison guard, and Tuco says "I like it when big men like you fall, because they make more noise".

Tuco played by Eli Wallach passed away a couple of weeks ago, a great actor, RIP. "

My favourite, said to Tuco:

"The way I figure...there's really not to much future with a sawn off runt like you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'You're shitting me?"

"I wouldn't shit you, you're my favourite turd"

The last detail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuppa tea Errol.

Brick top in snatch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberry's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cuppa tea Errol.

Brick top in snatch. "

Better in Snatchwars

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrIS5b8219I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bastard but I'm not fucking bastard

George Clooney in dusk til dawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cuppa tea Errol.

Brick top in snatch. "

Film fact, Bricktop was played by the bloke who played the opinionated cab driver in An american werewolf in London.

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Do you expect me to talk..

No Mr Bond i expect you to die.

If he dies, He dies

Its a huge shit sandwich n we all gorra take a bite

He's no good to me dead

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By *adgodCouple
over a year ago

Greensburg


"Do you expect me to talk..

No Mr Bond i expect you to die.

If he dies, He dies

Its a huge shit sandwich n we all gorra take a bite

He's no good to me dead

"

Definitely recognize Ivan Drago from Rocky 4 and Boba Fett from Empire Strikes Back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gentleman! You can't fight in here. This is the war room.

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By *adgodCouple
over a year ago

Greensburg

What's this?

A zit!! Get it?

Bluto Blutarski from Animal House

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pulp fiction

Mines the one that says bad ass mother fucker !

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland


"Do you expect me to talk..

No Mr Bond i expect you to die.

If he dies, He dies

Its a huge shit sandwich n we all gorra take a bite

He's no good to me dead

Definitely recognize Ivan Drago from Rocky 4 and Boba Fett from Empire Strikes Back. "

goldfinger

n the last is from full metal jacket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex Panther Cologne is illegal in nine countries. It’s also made with bits of real panther* and 60% of the time, it works every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's one for a rainy Friday afternoon. For me the most memorable parts of films are funny lines that tickle me...

One I remember laughing at as a teenager was

We Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation but I hear that's coming quickly." (History of yge World Part 1)

What amusing lines have tickled you?

"

Franz Liebkind: Hitler... there was a painter!

He could paint an entire apartment in ONE afternoon! Two coats!

The Producers.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"Here's one for a rainy Friday afternoon. For me the most memorable parts of films are funny lines that tickle me...

One I remember laughing at as a teenager was

We Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation but I hear that's coming quickly." (History of yge World Part 1)

What amusing lines have tickled you?

"

Anything from Withnail and I, never fails to amuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't hurt me Archie I'm only little

Rocknroller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cuppa tea Errol.

Brick top in snatch. "

You can pretty much use any line from that film. It's hilarious.

"What the fuck are doing Tyrone..."

"Yeah what are you doing Tyrone..."

"It was at a funny angle..."

"Yeah...behind ya. When your reversing things tend to be. Behind ya. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you expect me to talk..

No Mr Bond i expect you to die.

If he dies, He dies

Its a huge shit sandwich n we all gorra take a bite

He's no good to me dead

"

"It's a huge shit sandwich..." That lines from full metal jacket unless I'm mistaken.

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Come with me if you wanna live...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you can take your thumb outa my ass any time you like now Mayor . Animal House

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fuckin hate pikeys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Predator - 'I'm a God damn sexual tyrannosaurus'. Love it "

One of our family faves! !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

And...

I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

"

Drill sgt.. full metal jacket.. love him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tell yu wot iiii baleeev.... SSSHHiiiitttt Happens!

Predator 2"

Yayyyy Don't forget .. he on d'utha siiiide.. king willie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Check it out! I am the ULTIMATE badass ..

...... we got nukes, knives, sharp sticks

All I need to know is WHERE THEY ARE

We're in the pipe... five by five

Get away from her you BITCH! !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some brilliant quotes in here. I'll have to put a list of films to watch together from this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welease wodderick !!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Withnail and I has some epic quotes in, I couldn't choose one.

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan
over a year ago

aberdeenshire


"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

And...

I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

Drill sgt.. full metal jacket.. love him "

I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you! Class

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

Apt for me from Withnail and I

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Ouiser Boudreaux:

I'm not crazy, M'Lynn, I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years!

From steel magnolias

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Bring the dog, I love animals. I'm a great cook."

Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Hey Check it out! I am the ULTIMATE badass ..

...... we got nukes, knives, sharp sticks

All I need to know is WHERE THEY ARE

We're in the pipe... five by five

Get away from her you BITCH! !"

Aliens.

We're on an _xpress elevator to hell!

We're fucked, doomed, game over man, game over!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Pulp fiction

Mines the one that says bad ass mother fucker !"

Get the gimp out the box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One Bastard goes in and another Bastard comes out ~ The good the bad and the ugly ~ Touco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shot martin in the face"

Pulp fiction

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

You jumping slippery bastard,

I've got you now.

Hellboy.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Running Man - Woman says "I'll throw up all over you", then Arnie replies "Go ahead, won't show on this shirt".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me love you long time" sucky sucky 5 dolla me love you long time !!

(Full metal jacket)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me love you long time" sucky sucky 5 dolla me love you long time !!

(Full metal jacket)

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland


""Me love you long time" sucky sucky 5 dolla me love you long time !!

(Full metal jacket) "

pure class movie

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

I love you honney bunny

Everybody stay cool this is a robbery..

Any of you fucking pigs move n I'll exicute ever motherfucking last one of ya!!

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Well, yeah, man, you see, like, all the tanks we come up against are bigger and better than ours, so all we can hope to do is, like, scare 'em away, y'know. This gun is an ordinary 76mm but we add this piece of pipe onto it, and the Krauts think, like, maybe it's a 90mm. We got our own ammunition, it's filled with paint. When we fire it, it makes... pretty pictures. Scares the hell outta people! We have a loudspeaker here, and when we go into battle we play music, very loud. It kind of... calms us down.

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

The scene is James Bond and female accomplice on skis and being chased. One of the chasers loses control and falls into a snow blower, turning the snow red. "That man had a lot of guts!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought i was greatttt..

said in a yorkshire accent frim the film rita sue n bob too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love lamp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

"You see what god just did to us man?"

This ruined Top Gun for me.

"It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways....It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways....Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie... He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the fuck, what the fuck is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'll do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it. Okay, now let me just ask you - I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right? All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fucking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fucking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last fucking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! Fuckin' A, man!"

Sleep with me

Na dude, you're not my type

Set yourself up for that one though "

Iceman was gay

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

'Rubber dinghy rapids'

'We have a wookie down'

Both Four Lions.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

And...

I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

Drill sgt.. full metal jacket.. love him "

Apparently, he had been a real drill sergeant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, yeah, man, you see, like, all the tanks we come up against are bigger and better than ours, so all we can hope to do is, like, scare 'em away, y'know. This gun is an ordinary 76mm but we add this piece of pipe onto it, and the Krauts think, like, maybe it's a 90mm. We got our own ammunition, it's filled with paint. When we fire it, it makes... pretty pictures. Scares the hell outta people! We have a loudspeaker here, and when we go into battle we play music, very loud. It kind of... calms us down."

Kellys heroes.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, yeah, man, you see, like, all the tanks we come up against are bigger and better than ours, so all we can hope to do is, like, scare 'em away, y'know. This gun is an ordinary 76mm but we add this piece of pipe onto it, and the Krauts think, like, maybe it's a 90mm. We got our own ammunition, it's filled with paint. When we fire it, it makes... pretty pictures. Scares the hell outta people! We have a loudspeaker here, and when we go into battle we play music, very loud. It kind of... calms us down."

Kelly's heroes. What a film.

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By *uslaffMan
over a year ago

manchester

Can't remember the film,but a guy describing his female boss "she has one of those signs on her desk that says,you don't have to be mad to work here but it helps"

His friend adds "lots of people have that sign"

"written with their own shit ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like someone's got a case of the mondays.

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By *orflondonerMan
over a year ago

Wood Green

"Mate, you fat and i'll throw you in the river,Now go away!"

Ray Winston = Love,honour and obey

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland


"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

And...

I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

Drill sgt.. full metal jacket.. love him

Apparently, he had been a real drill sergeant. "

when the movie was first Cast he was the guy to put then thru like a boot camp but when kulbric saw him he sacked the bloke cassed in the roll and he took over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna barbecue your ass in molasses!

Smokey and the Bandit

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By *adgodCouple
over a year ago

Greensburg

Ok......so......she's a dog.

Ghostbusters

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By *adgodCouple
over a year ago

Greensburg

What if you're house....no better yet, what if you're was on fire?

Thats impossible sir, its in Johnson's underwear.

John Bender from the Breakfast Club.

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By *adgodCouple
over a year ago

Greensburg


"Looks like someone's got a case of the mondays."

Office Space. A classic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gunna rip your head off and shit down your neck!"

Stand By Me

Also one of my most favourite films of all time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks like someone's got a case of the mondays.

Office Space. A classic. "

Umm I need you to go right ahead and.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh what a cute doggy

Inspector c to the hotel receptionist.

" does your dug bite? "

"no"

Inspector c leans down to pet said dog

Hello ??

Dog snarls and bites him on hand

Inspector c shouts

"I thought you said your dug does not bite ?"

"that is not my dog "

Lol classic

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?" -

- "Crap"

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By *rednkatieCouple
over a year ago

orlando

"Sometimes nothin is a real cool hand" Luke Jackson (Paul Newman)

Fred

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By *hechairman18Man
over a year ago

Salford Quays , Manchester

I've cum for my boy.

John Wayne, just after he shagged his daughter-in-law.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I want your opinion I will give it to you!!

The best exotic marigold hotel

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

For a vegetarian Rents your a fuckin Evil shot..

trainspotting

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By *leasuresharerMan
over a year ago

southampton

These two are from one of my favourite films

Harold: Alan found him dying. He'd been nailed to the floor.

Jeff: When was this, then?

Harold: Well, it must've been just after you saw him and just before Alan saw him. Otherwise, you'd have noticed, wouldn't you? I mean, a geezer nailed to the floor. A man of your education would definitely have spotted that, wouldn't he?

********

Casino Manager: It was a good night. Nothing unusual.

Harold: "Nothing unusual," he says! Eric's been blown to smithereens, Colin's been carved up, and I've got a bomb in me casino, and you say nothing unusual?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Long Good Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a belly full of white dog crap in me and now you lay this shit on me.

Stepbrothers

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By *enny PR9TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport

Jerry: Oh no you don't! Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all.

Osgood: Why not?

Jerry: Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.

Osgood: Doesn't matter.

Jerry: I smoke! I smoke all the time!

Osgood: I don't care.

Jerry: Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player.

Osgood: I forgive you.

Jerry: [tragically] I can never have children!

Osgood: We can adopt some.

Jerry: But you don't understand, Osgood! Ohh...

[Jerry finally gives up and pulls off his wig]

Jerry: [normal voice] I'm a man!

Osgood: [shrugs] Well, nobody's perfect!

[Jerry looks on with disbelief as Osgood continues smiling with indifference. Fade out]

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Don't throw your bloody spears at me" Michael Caine in Zulu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the quotes I'm a big film fan and the only quote I can remember is...

"dad I wanna go on that ride"... "so do I son so do I"

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over a year ago


"Hey Check it out! I am the ULTIMATE badass ..

...... we got nukes, knives, sharp sticks

All I need to know is WHERE THEY ARE

We're in the pipe... five by five

Get away from her you BITCH! !

Aliens.

We're on an _xpress elevator to hell!

We're fucked, doomed, game over man, game over!"

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By *adgodCouple
over a year ago

Greensburg

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!!

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

No!!!

Happy Gilmore

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By *adgodCouple
over a year ago

Greensburg

Nonsense. I've not yet begun to defile myself.

Im your Huckleberry....that's just my game.

Doc Holiday from Tombstone

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