FabSwingers.com forum: Can anyone help...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...me come up with a plausible reason why I can't go to work? All I can come up with is "you know, I really can't be arsed..." which I don't think will cut it!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

You have the shits and sickness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them you have sun stroke lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Heatstroke with an acute need to replenish your fluids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them you've got to see your parole officer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just man up and go to work!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tell them you've got to see your parole officer."

I think my CRB might foil that one...

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Tell them you have back trouble.... you can't get off it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them you've gone blind wanking... Not that I'm calling you a wanker. Of course its just a excuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think can't be arsed and then look in the jobs section of the local paper

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tell them you've gone blind wanking... Not that I'm calling you a wanker. Of course its just a excuse

You know that's a myth, don't you? In fact it was based on that syphilis causes you to go blind, as well as mad. So actually sex can make you go blind, not wanking. Thankfully.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Tell em ya balls have swelled to the size of a football and the wheel has fallen off ya wheelbarrow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...me come up with a plausible reason why I can't go to work? All I can come up with is "you know, I really can't be arsed..." which I don't think will cut it!

You've fallen off your bicycle, landing inexplicably in the lap of a charming but demanding Irish woman with a penchant for doctors...

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Your cars been nicked

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

you are too busy refreshing your CV as you may be needing it shortly....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time of the month ??

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Alien Abduction

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