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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

So for the 1st time EVER!, my 16 year old daughter is coming to spend the weekend with me. Just spent the last hour hiding toys, lube, condoms, porn on PC, clearing my history. I know she won't snoop, but it felt like it needed to be done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in a similar state a couple of weeks ago when my little grandson and his friend came to spend a weekend at the seaside with me and they had my room to sleep in

Having a 16 yr old son living with me I always make sure toys condoms etc are hidden but he finds them anyway! History on my phone lappy ipad and imac is always cleared and everything we have joint use of has a separate account for each of us and they are pass-worded. I change my passwords regularly too.

My son and his friends are so used to sharing these things and x-box etc with each other they think nothing of picking up yours.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I have to do this this evening

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I have to be careful with my laptop at work. At home I have most of my stuff in a wardrobe. I aim to rig a self destruct mechanism to that for when I come to get run over by a big red London bus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have to be careful with my laptop at work. At home I have most of my stuff in a wardrobe. I aim to rig a self destruct mechanism to that for when I come to get run over by a big red London bus. "

I have a couple of fab friends who know who what where and when .... they will wipe all trace of my sexy shenanigans and leave me appearing as pure as the driven slush.

I won't really care if I'm gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gab is the reason incognito mode was invented lol in my eyes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a what i call "naughty bag of fun", all my goodies in one place

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"So for the 1st time EVER!, my 16 year old daughter is coming to spend the weekend with me. Just spent the last hour hiding toys, lube, condoms, porn on PC, clearing my history. I know she won't snoop, but it felt like it needed to be done "

I hope you and she have a really great weekend

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I have to be careful with my laptop at work. At home I have most of my stuff in a wardrobe. I aim to rig a self destruct mechanism to that for when I come to get run over by a big red London bus. "

And don't forget to put clean pants on for it.

No idea what the point of that is though. You'll probably end up shitting them anyway

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I've often thought about this, seems my family will be in for a few surprises if something happens to me

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I've often thought about this, seems my family will be in for a few surprises if something happens to me "

Us too! Especially when they find our private photograph album

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"I've often thought about this, seems my family will be in for a few surprises if something happens to me

Us too! Especially when they find our private photograph album "

Ha Ha I can take solace in the fact there isn't any pictorial evidence.....just a few paddles/floggers/dildo's/wand oh shit I'm giving myself palpitations now!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I've often thought about this, seems my family will be in for a few surprises if something happens to me

Us too! Especially when they find our private photograph album

Ha Ha I can take solace in the fact there isn't any pictorial evidence.....just a few paddles/floggers/dildo's/wand oh shit I'm giving myself palpitations now! "

Yep we have all that too along with hogties, leather cuffs you name it and a collection of clothing that would cause my mother to faint

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"I've often thought about this, seems my family will be in for a few surprises if something happens to me

Us too! Especially when they find our private photograph album

Ha Ha I can take solace in the fact there isn't any pictorial evidence.....just a few paddles/floggers/dildo's/wand oh shit I'm giving myself palpitations now!

Yep we have all that too along with hogties, leather cuffs you name it and a collection of clothing that would cause my mother to faint "

God, I'm not even going there, can we please have a thread for buddies who will do house clearances? Bugger it, I wont be here to care

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I've often thought about this, seems my family will be in for a few surprises if something happens to me

Us too! Especially when they find our private photograph album

Ha Ha I can take solace in the fact there isn't any pictorial evidence.....just a few paddles/floggers/dildo's/wand oh shit I'm giving myself palpitations now!

Yep we have all that too along with hogties, leather cuffs you name it and a collection of clothing that would cause my mother to faint

God, I'm not even going there, can we please have a thread for buddies who will do house clearances? Bugger it, I wont be here to care "

I'm hoping that whoever finds it thinks "bloody good on them!" and has a bit of a laugh

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

This is why I stored most of my outfits and toys at my fuck buddy's place! Unfortunately we are now buddies without the fucking and I will have to make a 2 hour train journey with a suitcase full of dildos, clamps, rope, butt plugs, heels, gags and lingerie to retrieve it all.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"This is why I stored most of my outfits and toys at my fuck buddy's place! Unfortunately we are now buddies without the fucking and I will have to make a 2 hour train journey with a suitcase full of dildos, clamps, rope, butt plugs, heels, gags and lingerie to retrieve it all. "

make sure the closures stay well and truly closed...imagne that lot spiling out on the platform

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

my best friend and I have a pact,first to die goes round and clears everything out before the kids get there

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"my best friend and I have a pact,first to die goes round and clears everything out before the kids get there "

But what happens to the one that is left with no backup?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"my best friend and I have a pact,first to die goes round and clears everything out before the kids get there

But what happens to the one that is left with no backup? "

one of us wont be there to care

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"my best friend and I have a pact,first to die goes round and clears everything out before the kids get there

But what happens to the one that is left with no backup? "

They are in deep posthumous doo doo!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

My will and discussions leave strict instructions that a specific friend gets the computers and private objects for disposal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is why I stored most of my outfits and toys at my fuck buddy's place! Unfortunately we are now buddies without the fucking and I will have to make a 2 hour train journey with a suitcase full of dildos, clamps, rope, butt plugs, heels, gags and lingerie to retrieve it all. "

May be worth getting an extra safety strap on that suitcase, don't want the catch breaking while running down the platform

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over a year ago

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