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"We need ushers bridesmaids and the works. Put your names down guys. Venue ermmm middle of a field xx. must tell dave though "Surely he'll be giving the bride away? | |||
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"Can I be bridesmade or would that be inappropriate since he was asking for a blowie off me last night "Since it's a swinging wedding I believe thats an acceptable gift! | |||
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"I'm more than happy to be the best man
Just lead me to the bridesmaids "No bridesmaids till you've fulfilled your best manly duty - you've got to get Bladey to the venue reasonably sober, fully kitted out in whatever outfit the forum wedding planners deem appropriate and in a reasonably good mood! 
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"Oh can I be a bridesmaid?
You'll have to wear a meringue of dubious colour - oooh we need a colour scheme! "will let you decide TD | |||
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"Can I be bridesmade or would that be inappropriate since he was asking for a blowie off me last night "Yes you can, he will be tried and tested xx | |||
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"I'm more than happy to be the best man
Just lead me to the bridesmaids "perv xx | |||
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"Oooooh a new hat means a new pair of shoes to match, might have to be wellies though if it's in a field. I volunteer to be the caterer for the reception, lots of sausages and rolls required. "Can there be cake too? | |||
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"Oh can I be a bridesmaid?
You'll have to wear a meringue of dubious colour - oooh we need a colour scheme!
will let you decide TD"Hmmmmm... I'm thinking candy pink with accents of yellow. Suitably unflattering to every complexion I think | |||
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"Ooh can I be a bridesmaid please? I'd be great at holding your train, getting d*unk and sleeping with an usher round the back of the reception "Be a honor. Isnt it compulsory to have a free for all sex sesh? | |||
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"Oooooh a new hat means a new pair of shoes to match, might have to be wellies though if it's in a field. I volunteer to be the caterer for the reception, lots of sausages and rolls required.
Can there be cake too?"What's a wedding without cake? Aren't weddings simply an excuse for cake, champagne and pressies? | |||
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"TD YOUR SO FUCKING DEAD "Please bury me in my new hat and wedding outfit cos it's gorgeous! | |||
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"Oooooh a new hat means a new pair of shoes to match, might have to be wellies though if it's in a field. I volunteer to be the caterer for the reception, lots of sausages and rolls required.
Can there be cake too?
What's a wedding without cake? Aren't weddings simply an excuse for cake, champagne and pressies? "and sex xx | |||
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"I'm more than happy to be the best man
Just lead me to the bridesmaids
No bridesmaids till you've fulfilled your best manly duty - you've got to get Bladey to the venue reasonably sober, fully kitted out in whatever outfit the forum wedding planners deem appropriate and in a reasonably good mood!
Good luck with that "In a good mood not if its an early 1 lmfao | |||
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"TD YOUR SO FUCKING DEAD "Thats no wsy to talk to our wedding planner beloved | |||
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"Haha Bladey...fookin classic "Shut it your suposed to have my back remember  | |||
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"Can I just come and get d*unk?? "There'll be lots of vacancies for that. But only as long as you wear a nice hat and when d*unk shag someone. | |||
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"I'm more than happy to be the best man
Just lead me to the bridesmaids
No bridesmaids till you've fulfilled your best manly duty - you've got to get Bladey to the venue reasonably sober, fully kitted out in whatever outfit the forum wedding planners deem appropriate and in a reasonably good mood!
Good luck with that "I can do all of the above except guaranteeing his mood; can we have the wedding in the afternoon ? You know what a grumpy arse he is in the mornings
And the groom's outfit will be a natty shade of cream with long arms, and buckles to strap then to the back | |||
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"Oh can I be a bridesmaid?
You'll have to wear a meringue of dubious colour - oooh we need a colour scheme!
will let you decide TD
Hmmmmm... I'm thinking candy pink with accents of yellow.
Suitably unflattering to every complexion I think "Shouldn't it be peach? With ruffles? And shoulder pads? A proper nod to the 80's lol | |||
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"Can I be bridesmade or would that be inappropriate since he was asking for a blowie off me last night
Since it's a swinging wedding I believe thats an acceptable gift! " | |||
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"Haha Bladey...fookin classic
Shut it your suposed to have my back remember "I'm not going anywhere near your back
But I'll do the service for you. I look good in my priestly garb | |||
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"Oh can I be a bridesmaid?
You'll have to wear a meringue of dubious colour - oooh we need a colour scheme!
will let you decide TD
Hmmmmm... I'm thinking candy pink with accents of yellow.
Suitably unflattering to every complexion I think
Shouldn't it be peach? With ruffles? And shoulder pads? A proper nod to the 80's lol "Final colour choice is up to the bride.  | |||
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"I'm more than happy to be the best man
Just lead me to the bridesmaids
No bridesmaids till you've fulfilled your best manly duty - you've got to get Bladey to the venue reasonably sober, fully kitted out in whatever outfit the forum wedding planners deem appropriate and in a reasonably good mood!
Good luck with that
I can do all of the above except guaranteeing his mood; can we have the wedding in the afternoon ?
You know what a grumpy arse he is in the mornings
And the groom's outfit will be a natty shade of cream with long arms, and buckles to strap then to the back "Me grumpy of a morning I can't belive you said that its so not true | |||
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"I'm more than happy to be the best man
Just lead me to the bridesmaids
No bridesmaids till you've fulfilled your best manly duty - you've got to get Bladey to the venue reasonably sober, fully kitted out in whatever outfit the forum wedding planners deem appropriate and in a reasonably good mood!
Good luck with that
I can do all of the above except guaranteeing his mood; can we have the wedding in the afternoon ?
You know what a grumpy arse he is in the mornings
And the groom's outfit will be a natty shade of cream with long arms, and buckles to strap then to the back
Me grumpy of a morning I can't belive you said that its so not true "Yeah
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"I can run the medical tent... What kind of wedding do you think it will be? "Lots of groin strain, beard rash and carpet burns. | |||
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"I'm more than happy to be the best man
Just lead me to the bridesmaids
No bridesmaids till you've fulfilled your best manly duty - you've got to get Bladey to the venue reasonably sober, fully kitted out in whatever outfit the forum wedding planners deem appropriate and in a reasonably good mood!
Good luck with that
I can do all of the above except guaranteeing his mood; can we have the wedding in the afternoon ?
You know what a grumpy arse he is in the mornings
And the groom's outfit will be a natty shade of cream with long arms, and buckles to strap then to the back
Me grumpy of a morning I can't belive you said that its so not true
Yeah
That's why I'm bringing the tranquiliser darts and taser "Its ok I have my own | |||
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"I can run the medical tent... What kind of wedding do you think it will be? "A debauched one | |||
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"Can i be the begotten son? ...I don't know. I just thought i'd add a bit of drama to this wedding - a bit of good old Eastenders for ya! "Shit not more kids.....perternaty test on stand by | |||
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"I can run the medical tent... What kind of wedding do you think it will be? "Well, so far on this thread there has been declared intentions of intoxication, furious physical activity, tranquiliser and taser use and even murder. So I think I'll be in demand. All I need is some nurses - any volunteers? | |||
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Well, so far on this thread there has been declared intentions of intoxication, furious physical activity, tranquiliser and taser use and even murder. So I think I'll be in demand. All I need is some nurses - any volunteers? "An this is a good day | |||
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"I'm more than happy to be the best man
Just lead me to the bridesmaids
No bridesmaids till you've fulfilled your best manly duty - you've got to get Bladey to the venue reasonably sober, fully kitted out in whatever outfit the forum wedding planners deem appropriate and in a reasonably good mood!
Good luck with that
I can do all of the above except guaranteeing his mood; can we have the wedding in the afternoon ?
You know what a grumpy arse he is in the mornings
And the groom's outfit will be a natty shade of cream with long arms, and buckles to strap then to the back
Me grumpy of a morning I can't belive you said that its so not true
Yeah
That's why I'm bringing the tranquiliser darts and taser
Its ok I have my own "That's to subdue the bridesmaids ... I think they might be a bit frisky | |||
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"I'm more than happy to be the best man
Just lead me to the bridesmaids
No bridesmaids till you've fulfilled your best manly duty - you've got to get Bladey to the venue reasonably sober, fully kitted out in whatever outfit the forum wedding planners deem appropriate and in a reasonably good mood!
Good luck with that
I can do all of the above except guaranteeing his mood; can we have the wedding in the afternoon ?
You know what a grumpy arse he is in the mornings
And the groom's outfit will be a natty shade of cream with long arms, and buckles to strap then to the back
Me grumpy of a morning I can't belive you said that its so not true
Yeah
That's why I'm bringing the tranquiliser darts and taser
Its ok I have my own
That's to subdue the bridesmaids ... I think they might be a bit frisky "They better be | |||
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"Oh can I be a bridesmaid?
You'll have to wear a meringue of dubious colour - oooh we need a colour scheme!
will let you decide TD
Hmmmmm... I'm thinking candy pink with accents of yellow.
Suitably unflattering to every complexion I think
Shouldn't it be peach? With ruffles? And shoulder pads? A proper nod to the 80's lol
Final colour choice is up to the bride."quite like rhe sound of pink un yellow for him | |||
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"I can run the medical tent... What kind of wedding do you think it will be?
Well, so far on this thread there has been declared intentions of intoxication, furious physical activity, tranquiliser and taser use and even murder. So I think I'll be in demand. All I need is some nurses - any volunteers? "brides a nurse x | |||
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"Can I just come and get d*unk??
There'll be lots of vacancies for that.
But only as long as you wear a nice hat and when d*unk shag someone. "Erm.... can "someone" be replaced with "people" ... i'm greedy | |||
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"Can I just come and get d*unk??
There'll be lots of vacancies for that.
But only as long as you wear a nice hat and when d*unk shag someone.
Erm.... can "someone" be replaced with "people" ... i'm greedy "Only if its the groom | |||
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Well, so far on this thread there has been declared intentions of intoxication, furious physical activity, tranquiliser and taser use and even murder. So I think I'll be in demand. All I need is some nurses - any volunteers?
brides a nurse x"useful to know, but I expect she'll be a little busy.... | |||
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"I can run the medical tent... What kind of wedding do you think it will be?
Well, so far on this thread there has been declared intentions of intoxication, furious physical activity, tranquiliser and taser use and even murder. So I think I'll be in demand. All I need is some nurses - any volunteers?
brides a nurse x
useful to know, but I expect she'll be a little busy...."Errrrr don't be so sure I think the grooms going to be a tad busy lmfao | |||
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"I can run the medical tent... What kind of wedding do you think it will be?
Well, so far on this thread there has been declared intentions of intoxication, furious physical activity, tranquiliser and taser use and even murder. So I think I'll be in demand. All I need is some nurses - any volunteers?
brides a nurse x
useful to know, but I expect she'll be a little busy....
Errrrr don't be so sure I think the grooms going to be a tad busy lmfao"It's ok I'll help you out once I get out of my robes | |||
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"Can I be a bridesmaid please
matron of honor x"Ok matron of honor xx | |||
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"May I be a bridesmaid, please? I'm also happy to do a speech. "Who ya smoochin bride or groom | |||
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"May I be a bridesmaid, please? I'm also happy to do a speech.
Who ya smoochin bride or groom "Both | |||
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"May I be a bridesmaid, please? I'm also happy to do a speech.
Who ya smoochin bride or groom
Both "Yaaaaa reckon | |||
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"I can run the medical tent... What kind of wedding do you think it will be?
Well, so far on this thread there has been declared intentions of intoxication, furious physical activity, tranquiliser and taser use and even murder. So I think I'll be in demand. All I need is some nurses - any volunteers?
brides a nurse x
useful to know, but I expect she'll be a little busy...."grooms gonna be busy with one of the guests | |||
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"May I be a bridesmaid, please? I'm also happy to do a speech. "but of course Tina. Xx | |||
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"May I be a bridesmaid, please? I'm also happy to do a speech.
but of course Tina. Xx"Naturally I shall make jokes about the bride and especially the groom - having met the groom at the social, I have plenty of material to work with.  | |||
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"May I be a bridesmaid, please? I'm also happy to do a speech.
but of course Tina. Xx
Naturally I shall make jokes about the bride and especially the groom - having met the groom at the social, I have plenty of material to work with. "Grrrrrrrrr | |||
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"Can I be the photographer... Please
I promise some fab but also indecent and embarrassing photos "You can be what ever you like in fact with that back side you can be the bride if you like | |||
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"May I be a bridesmaid, please? I'm also happy to do a speech.
but of course Tina. Xx
Naturally I shall make jokes about the bride and especially the groom - having met the groom at the social, I have plenty of material to work with. "I think that would make you mother(ish) of the bride and entitle you to upstage her in all your tarty, animal print magnificence! | |||
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"May I be a bridesmaid, please? I'm also happy to do a speech.
but of course Tina. Xx
Naturally I shall make jokes about the bride and especially the groom - having met the groom at the social, I have plenty of material to work with.
I think that would make you mother(ish) of the bride and entitle you to upstage her in all your tarty, animal print magnificence! "Arnt you in engh truble girl | |||
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"May I be a bridesmaid, please? I'm also happy to do a speech.
but of course Tina. Xx
Naturally I shall make jokes about the bride and especially the groom - having met the groom at the social, I have plenty of material to work with.
I think that would make you mother(ish) of the bride and entitle you to upstage her in all your tarty, animal print magnificence! "LOL I did wonder if there had been a typo first time round
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"May I be a bridesmaid, please? I'm also happy to do a speech.
but of course Tina. Xx
Naturally I shall make jokes about the bride and especially the groom - having met the groom at the social, I have plenty of material to work with.
I think that would make you mother(ish) of the bride and entitle you to upstage her in all your tarty, animal print magnificence!
Arnt you in engh truble girl "I should just warn you that they say all women will end up looking like their mothers... | |||
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He must be expecting trouble from the brides family "Na bunch of pussys mate | |||
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"May I be a bridesmaid, please? I'm also happy to do a speech.
but of course Tina. Xx
Naturally I shall make jokes about the bride and especially the groom - having met the groom at the social, I have plenty of material to work with.
I think that would make you mother(ish) of the bride and entitle you to upstage her in all your tarty, animal print magnificence!
Arnt you in engh truble girl
I should just warn you that they say all women will end up looking like their mothers... "Must be why im already divorced | |||
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"May I be a bridesmaid, please? I'm also happy to do a speech.
but of course Tina. Xx
Naturally I shall make jokes about the bride and especially the groom - having met the groom at the social, I have plenty of material to work with.
I think that would make you mother(ish) of the bride and entitle you to upstage her in all your tarty, animal print magnificence!
LOL I did wonder if there had been a typo first time round
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"He's gone gone and put his helmet on ...
He must be expecting trouble from the brides family
Na bunch of pussys mate"Lol a bunch of pussies are after your helmet | |||
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"Is there a colour scheme for this wedding? " This bridesmaid will be in leopard print  | |||
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"Is there a colour scheme for this wedding? This bridesmaid will be in leopard print "Candy pink with accents of yellow - day-glo leopard print meringues for the bridesmaids | |||
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"And everyone will be wearing maximum strength sunglasses. Maybe welding goggles. "Beats last nights beer goggles | |||
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Ok maybe substituting the flowers / confetti with condoms due to the nature of the wedding | |||
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"I can play a church organ if that's any use? I was thinking of doing so in lingerie and a bow tie like a sexy version of Terry Jones doing it in Monty Python." Fabulous! | |||
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"Can I be the photographer... Please
I promise some fab but also indecent and embarrassing photos "excellent xx | |||
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"Can I be the photographer... Please
I promise some fab but also indecent and embarrassing photos
You can be what ever you like in fact with that back side you can be the bride if you like "oi fuck off. We aint habing none of that. Shag who you want but im the bride xx | |||
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"Is there a colour scheme for this wedding? " Blades wearing pink un yellow. All us ladies are gonna be co ordinated. Xx | |||
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"Can I be the photographer... Please
I promise some fab but also indecent and embarrassing photos
You can be what ever you like in fact with that back side you can be the bride if you like
oi fuck off. We aint habing none of that. Shag who you want but im the bride xx"Have you seen her arse....I want a diverse | |||
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"Can I be the photographer... Please
I promise some fab but also indecent and embarrassing photos
You can be what ever you like in fact with that back side you can be the bride if you like
oi fuck off. We aint habing none of that. Shag who you want but im the bride xx"No worries there, you are I don't suit white lol
Am taking the pics | |||
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"Can I be the photographer... Please
I promise some fab but also indecent and embarrassing photos
You can be what ever you like in fact with that back side you can be the bride if you like
oi fuck off. We aint habing none of that. Shag who you want but im the bride xx
No worries there, you are I don't suit white lol
oi you could at least lie im getting divorced for you an we all know what they cost
Am taking the pics " | |||
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"Can I be the photographer... Please
I promise some fab but also indecent and embarrassing photos
You can be what ever you like in fact with that back side you can be the bride if you like
oi fuck off. We aint habing none of that. Shag who you want but im the bride xx
Have you seen her arse....I want a diverse
"bloody hell lets get married first darling. Good piss up and orgy after. | |||
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"Can I be the photographer... Please
I promise some fab but also indecent and embarrassing photos
You can be what ever you like in fact with that back side you can be the bride if you like
oi fuck off. We aint habing none of that. Shag who you want but im the bride xx
Whites not gonna work with me either. Xx
No worries there, you are I don't suit white lol
Am taking the pics " | |||
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"Can I be the pissed Aunty that turns up and shows herself? Please "Corrected your sentence there - I knew what you really meant!
Of course you can! Make sure you wear a really bright lippy and leave traces of it on all kinds of men. | |||
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"Can I be the pissed Aunty that turns up and shows herself up? Please "Every wedding has to have one xx | |||
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"Can I shave the eyebrows off of anyone who passes out? "Goes wirhout saying Tina xx | |||
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"Can I be the photographer... Please
I promise some fab but also indecent and embarrassing photos
You can be what ever you like in fact with that back side you can be the bride if you like
oi fuck off. We aint habing none of that. Shag who you want but im the bride xx
Have you seen her arse....I want a diverse
bloody hell lets get married first darling. Good piss up and orgy after. "Ok but only if I can shog the photographer an she takes pics | |||
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"Can I shave the eyebrows off of anyone who passes out? "NO if last nights out to go by its gona be me | |||
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"Can I be the photographer... Please
I promise some fab but also indecent and embarrassing photos
You can be what ever you like in fact with that back side you can be the bride if you like
oi fuck off. We aint habing none of that. Shag who you want but im the bride xx
Have you seen her arse....I want a diverse
bloody hell lets get married first darling. Good piss up and orgy after.
Ok but only if I can shog the photographer an she takes pics "Only if I get a permission note from the bride
I ain't messin' with no bride on her wedding day lol waaay to dangerous lol | |||
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"Can I be the photographer... Please
I promise some fab but also indecent and embarrassing photos
You can be what ever you like in fact with that back side you can be the bride if you like
oi fuck off. We aint habing none of that. Shag who you want but im the bride xx
Have you seen her arse....I want a diverse
bloody hell lets get married first darling. Good piss up and orgy after.
Ok but only if I can shog the photographer an she takes pics
Only if I get a permission note from the bride
I ain't messin' with no bride on her wedding day lol waaay to dangerous lol "SEXY over here my love I need a note | |||
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I promise some fab but also indecent and embarrassing photos
You can be what ever you like in fact with that back side you can be the bride if you like
oi fuck off. We aint habing none of that. Shag who you want but im the bride xx
Have you seen her arse....I want a diverse
bloody hell lets get married first darling. Good piss up and orgy after.
Ok but only if I can shog the photographer an she takes pics "sounds fair xx | |||
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"Can I be the photographer... Please
I promise some fab but also indecent and embarrassing photos
You can be what ever you like in fact with that back side you can be the bride if you like
oi fuck off. We aint habing none of that. Shag who you want but im the bride xx
Have you seen her arse....I want a diverse
bloody hell lets get married first darling. Good piss up and orgy after.
Ok but only if I can shog the photographer an she takes pics
Only if I get a permission note from the bride
I ain't messin' with no bride on her wedding day lol waaay to dangerous lol
SEXY over here my love I need a note "I give my blessing gor my dearest bladey to snog, shag whom ever he wants on our weddkng day. Xx hows thst sweetie? | |||
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But the groomsmen are letting us down! Where are all the sexy ushers to fuck (ahem) squire the lovely bridesmaids? | |||
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"Maxie baby come to bladey uv pulled cock x "Read the Bride's permission note, you're so lucky, she's so cool
Bladey, baby!! Come see me after I have had some of the cake... I see that you know how to get rid of some calories lol | |||
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"Maxie baby come to bladey uv pulled cock x
Read the Bride's permission note, you're so lucky, she's so cool
Bladey, baby!! Come see me after I have had some of the cake... I see that you know how to get rid of some calories lol "Arrrr she ok for a wee bint lol and owwww yes ill so get them pounds off ya. I like the last cuple the most dad at the door hahaha | |||
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"Can I just come and get d*unk??
There'll be lots of vacancies for that.
But only as long as you wear a nice hat and when d*unk shag someone.
Erm.... can "someone" be replaced with "people" ... i'm greedy
Only if its the groom
"Ok.. he can be included... Ps: who's the groom | |||
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"Well we have a colour scheme, someone to officiate, a best man, a matron of honour, a gaggle of bridesmaids, someone to give the bride away, a kinky organ tickler, and a mother(ish) of the bride.
But the groomsmen are letting us down! Where are all the sexy ushers to fuck (ahem) squire the lovely bridesmaids? "Never mind the bridesmaids what about the matron of honour | |||
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"Maxie baby come to bladey uv pulled cock x
Read the Bride's permission note, you're so lucky, she's so cool
Bladey, baby!! Come see me after I have had some of the cake... I see that you know how to get rid of some calories lol
Arrrr she ok for a wee bint lol and owwww yes ill so get them pounds off ya. I like the last cuple the most dad at the door hahaha"Yeah that one made me giggle too | |||
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"Well we have a colour scheme, someone to officiate, a best man, a matron of honour, a gaggle of bridesmaids, someone to give the bride away, a kinky organ tickler, and a mother(ish) of the bride.
But the groomsmen are letting us down! Where are all the sexy ushers to fuck (ahem) squire the lovely bridesmaids?
Never mind the bridesmaids what about the matron of honour "Oi! I'm a bridesmaid | |||
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"Well we have a colour scheme, someone to officiate, a best man, a matron of honour, a gaggle of bridesmaids, someone to give the bride away, a kinky organ tickler, and a mother(ish) of the bride.
But the groomsmen are letting us down! Where are all the sexy ushers to fuck (ahem) squire the lovely bridesmaids?
Never mind the bridesmaids what about the matron of honour
Oi! I'm a bridesmaid "And speaker Tina xx. Shaver of eyebrows too xx | |||
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"Well we have a colour scheme, someone to officiate, a best man, a matron of honour, a gaggle of bridesmaids, someone to give the bride away, a kinky organ tickler, and a mother(ish) of the bride.
But the groomsmen are letting us down! Where are all the sexy ushers to fuck (ahem) squire the lovely bridesmaids? "A caterer and photogragher ( after shes finished with the groom). | |||
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Oi! I'm a bridesmaid
And speaker Tina xx. Shaver of eyebrows too xx"I find I can multitask when I'm glammed up | |||
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Oi! I'm a bridesmaid
And speaker Tina xx. Shaver of eyebrows too xx
I find I can multitask when I'm glammed up "Glam away GF xx | |||
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"Well we have a colour scheme, someone to officiate, a best man, a matron of honour, a gaggle of bridesmaids, someone to give the bride away, a kinky organ tickler, and a mother(ish) of the bride.
But the groomsmen are letting us down! Where are all the sexy ushers to fuck (ahem) squire the lovely bridesmaids?
A caterer and photogragher ( after shes finished with the groom). "Id not expect seeing her anytime soon | |||
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"Well we have a colour scheme, someone to officiate, a best man, a matron of honour, a gaggle of bridesmaids, someone to give the bride away, a kinky organ tickler, and a mother(ish) of the bride.
But the groomsmen are letting us down! Where are all the sexy ushers to fuck (ahem) squire the lovely bridesmaids? "That's my job as Best Man | |||
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"I shall be the jilted lover throwing open the door of the field (!) and bursting tearfully into "It should have been me" before attempting to claw Mrs Sexycouple's pink and yellow meringue to shreds and collapsing in a sobbing heap on the altar (cattle feed trough) "Owww poo not you again | |||
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"I'm the caterer, plenty sausage, baps and rolls to go round, cake and cream for after. Might even throw in a few profiter rolls. " The roll for bit on the sides still free | |||
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"I shall be the jilted lover throwing open the door of the field (!) and bursting tearfully into "It should have been me" before attempting to claw Mrs Sexycouple's pink and yellow meringue to shreds and collapsing in a sobbing heap on the altar (cattle feed trough)
Owww poo not you again "I'm like shingles...bloody hard to shake off and gets right on your nerve endings | |||
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"We need ushers bridesmaids and the works. Put your names down guys. Venue ermmm middle of a field xx. must tell dave though "i am a chef so i can do you catering | |||
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"We need ushers bridesmaids and the works. Put your names down guys. Venue ermmm middle of a field xx. must tell dave though "What about someone to do your make-up? I'm a qualified beauty therapist so can do that and a facial beforehand as well as a nice manicure and pedicure | |||
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"I want to do something  "You can be my patsy - you get to take the blame when people wake up with eyebrows shaved off and for the marzipan being stolen from the cake | |||
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"I'm the caterer, plenty sausage, baps and rolls to go round, cake and cream for after. Might even throw in a few profiter rolls. The roll for bit on the sides still free "What's a field wedding without a roll in the hay? | |||
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fan we still have the wedding without a groom? | |||
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"Ive been jiltered fan we still have the wedding without a groom?"Not sure about that but you can have the groom without the wedding lol.......after all thrse yrs that word still makes me shudder lol | |||
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"Ive been jiltered fan we still have the wedding without a groom?
Not sure about that but you can have the groom without the wedding lol.......after all thrse yrs that word still makes me shudder lol"Harumph. Puts robes away. Might have known you'd bottle it | |||
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"I want to do something "If you have a long tripod you can assist me with the photos | |||
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"I want to do something
If you have a long tripod you can assist me with the photos "Oi | |||
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"I want to do something
If you have a long tripod you can assist me with the photos
Oi "Oui Bladey | |||
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"Ive been jiltered fan we still have the wedding without a groom?
Not sure about that but you can have the groom without the wedding lol.......after all thrse yrs that word still makes me shudder lol"so we can paarrrtttyyyyy. | |||
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"Ive been jiltered fan we still have the wedding without a groom?"What did you think the best man was for ? | |||
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"Ive been jiltered fan we still have the wedding without a groom?
What did you think the best man was for ? "so its me un you fox? | |||
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