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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How does me giving you my number you ring off withheld I talk you don't have to say a word I'll talk dirty down the phone to you while you have a little tease and play with yourself x

Thought I'd ask ha would anyone be interested ?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

desperate..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not much of a conversation then

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

It sounds utterly boring and not a turn on at all. If I want titillation from a total stranger, there's plenty of porn available.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

ha ha, just imagine the response when someone from a PPI company ring on a witheld number lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"desperate.."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"desperate.."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's like a nuisance phone call that you have pay for yourself... seems daft to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just realised not only do you get to play with yourself i would have to pay for the phone call!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The catch being the number the op has given out will be a premium rate call at £3.00+ per min & when your bill comes through the wife sees you have been calling chat lines lol

How bloody boring can you get .. much rather have a real meet than listen to a recording of a porn film haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Desperate lol ? Steady now it's a bit of fun obviously you can talk and it's a way of you not giving your number out !

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Since people are here looking for sex without having to pay, I doubt anyone would want to pay for the phone call to have someone they don't know talk dirty to them.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Not my thing at all. I don't really do the whole dirty talk thing at all with people I know let along total strangers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just realised not only do you get to play with yourself i would have to pay for the phone call! "

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By *oddessWoman
over a year ago

swansea

How would you know what to say to make me horny?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's a phone call from a phone lol not a chat up line service you could talk to I'm just saying for discretion you call off a withheld number .. I could do the same .. I have had many of girls get excited over the phone just seeing how many people were in to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And also i dont give my mobile or home number out so you can call me at work on +23 870 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ then press 9 all calls are charged at £1.50 per min

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And also i dont give my mobile or home number out so you can call me at work on +23 870 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ then press 9 all calls are charged at £1.50 per min"

Lol are you ok ? Like sane ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And also i dont give my mobile or home number out so you can call me at work on +23 870 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ then press 9 all calls are charged at £1.50 per min

Lol are you ok ? Like sane ? "

Oh im fine and yes but ask yourself the same

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By *romageFraiseWoman
over a year ago

London

Fair play, might be some people's cup of tea

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Each to their own.

However, I think we could all guess how this would end up

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I would be up for it. What's it worth?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Each to their own.

However, I think we could all guess how this would end up "

How lol ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would be up for it. What's it worth?"

Not really looking for single men sorry mate x

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

You can talk as dirty as you want, I still wouldn't play with myself, you are the wrong sex. And NO you cant have my number lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And also i dont give my mobile or home number out so you can call me at work on +23 870 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ then press 9 all calls are charged at £1.50 per min

Lol are you ok ? Like sane ?

Oh im fine and yes but ask yourself the same"

Hmm ok mate you can leave now lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can talk as dirty as you want, I still wouldn't play with myself, you are the wrong sex. And NO you cant have my number lol"

Read what Iv said back to people I'm not looking for a guy ! So no I don't want your number lmao

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I would be up for it. What's it worth?

Not really looking for single men sorry mate x"

Ah right. I have single bi fem profiles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a transcript?

If it includes gooseberry trifle I'm definitely interested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol mr rug i don't think your going to get an answer you would like we have all been eating blue Smarties

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By *hrissie1961Woman
over a year ago

dumfries and galloway

It's not something I would do, but you can always rely on the cliche to rubbish it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not something I would do, but you can always rely on the cliche to rubbish it! "

Such a cliche

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lol mr rug i don't think your going to get an answer you would like we have all been eating blue Smarties "

Ha I understand .. Blue smarties aye

Sounds like a good time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have a transcript?

If it includes gooseberry trifle I'm definitely interested."

Yeah I do ha it includes profiteer roles to ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have a transcript?

If it includes gooseberry trifle I'm definitely interested.

Yeah I do ha it includes profiteer roles to ha "

Now that is tempting - I love profiteroles

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

No thanks OP im tucking into raspberries. x2 punits for £1 - Bargain.

This got me wondering, has anyone else had any fruit related bargains today?

Im happy to accept yesterdays tales, but not Monday, that would be taking the piss I feel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have a transcript?

If it includes gooseberry trifle I'm definitely interested.

Yeah I do ha it includes profiteer roles to ha

Now that is tempting - I love profiteroles "

If your very lucky you could have some cream with them

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By *umpled ForeskinMan
over a year ago

Quedgeley


"Do you have a transcript?

If it includes gooseberry trifle I'm definitely interested."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you play any back ground music in case the caller gets bored

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you play any back ground music in case the caller gets bored "

The last thing you would need is background music lol Iv done this many of time x

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Each to their own.

However, I think we could all guess how this would end up

How lol ? "

Badly

Mind you, in fairness, by having a sense of humour and joining in the fun, you can come out of this quite well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm not a wiredo lol I'm a down to earth kinda guy don't take life to seriously lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No thanks OP im tucking into raspberries. x2 punits for £1 - Bargain.

This got me wondering, has anyone else had any fruit related bargains today?

Im happy to accept yesterdays tales, but not Monday, that would be taking the piss I feel."

Does fruitcakes count

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"No thanks OP im tucking into raspberries. x2 punits for £1 - Bargain.

This got me wondering, has anyone else had any fruit related bargains today?

Im happy to accept yesterdays tales, but not Monday, that would be taking the piss I feel.

Does fruitcakes count "

Sadly not. Just fruit. That means a calypso push up ice lolly dosent count either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny dust" now that is dirty talk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Fanny dust" now that is dirty talk "

Fanny dust and profiteer roles ha goes together a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel a little sick now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The funny thing is if you had called half hour ago son you could have listened while i blew her fanny dust all over the sofa and wall.

Mr fannysuster gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny duster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fanny duster "

I think we may change our names to Dyson n Duster

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The funny thing is if you had called half hour ago son you could have listened while i blew her fanny dust all over the sofa and wall.

Mr fannysuster gimp "

I know a guy who would be able to do a full gut on the house if you'd like ..

They specialise in antiques

You may need a painter and decorator to lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you do heavy breathing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didnt phone sex go out with the ark

I just been to nudist beach surrounded by meercats and lots of cocks still didnt get the urge to play with myself so know I wont over a phone call

surprisingly some of us like the real thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didnt phone sex go out with the ark

I just been to nudist beach surrounded by meercats and lots of cocks still didnt get the urge to play with myself so know I wont over a phone call

surprisingly some of us like the real thing "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The funny thing is if you had called half hour ago son you could have listened while i blew her fanny dust all over the sofa and wall.

Mr fannysuster gimp

I know a guy who would be able to do a full gut on the house if you'd like ..

They specialise in antiques

You may need a painter and decorator to lol

"

Haha

Thanks for the advice, its an attractive trait that is sure to get the ladies moist

Mr Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Fucking hell people!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"How does me giving you my number you ring off withheld I talk you don't have to say a word I'll talk dirty down the phone to you while you have a little tease and play with yourself x

Thought I'd ask ha would anyone be interested ? "

It's abviously a fantasy of yours but doesn't seem to coincide with any one elses, you might have a bit more luck in the fantasy and stories section. No harm in saying what you like and want good luck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How does me giving you my number you ring off withheld I talk you don't have to say a word I'll talk dirty down the phone to you while you have a little tease and play with yourself x

Thought I'd ask ha would anyone be interested ?

It's abviously a fantasy of yours but doesn't seem to coincide with any one elses, you might have a bit more luck in the fantasy and stories section. No harm in saying what you like and want good luck"

Thank you I'll try there ha some people from here are following me and writing to me about this on other posts lol right weirdos about x

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