FabSwingers.com forum: Ask a Stupid Question...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why do people ask questions that they know they are going to get a stupid answer? I'm talking the classic 1 liners like,

How are you?

(Response - you don't have the time to find out)

Fancy a shag?

(Erm - nope)

What you into?

(It's all on the profile)

Going somewhere nice on holiday?

(Of course. We wouldn't choose to go to a shitehole)

Any one of these with just that in the message.

Has anybody got any more classic naff one liners? And how do you respond?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

what are you wearing...

full Henry VIII outfit actually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm free to meet now ..... Oh right good luck then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sexy as ever View!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Sexy as ever View!"

cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have anymore pictures?

Well it's pretty clear I do as you can see I've plenty ... In private

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"what are you wearing...

full Henry VIII outfit actually.

what a coincidence View..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Where you from? Erm...

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Free for a meet now.....good for you.

Can I see your other pictures...... no.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Q: What do you like doing?

A: Watching footie & drinking beer.

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By *hocmanxMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Can I suck your cock while you watch straight porn?" From a guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I suck your cock, it won't mAke me gay if I don't look at you will it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi are you well...If I wasn't I wouldn't be bleedin looking at your email.

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By *eliciouslyNastyMan
over a year ago

London

Sex logic

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

What are you up to?

I've taken to answering this with exactly what I'm up to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message followed by one a minute later...

"not speaking?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I borrow your undies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I borrow your undies

I had that today

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Is this your car sir?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like sex then?

What!!!!! This isn't Netmums?

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I wanna get you pregnant, can I fill your pussy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck...........classy !!!!

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

Looking for a regular fb.

Me, well good luck with that. Could also try looking in the wardrobe or under the bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liking all the above

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Q. Whos online ?

A. Male half

S I L E N C E...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what are you wearing...

full Henry VIII outfit actually.

My response is grey tshirt,grey jogging bottoms and not brushed my hair today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what are you wearing...

full Henry VIII outfit actually.

My response is grey tshirt,grey jogging bottoms and not brushed my hair today "

With gravy stains x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I borrow your undies

I had that today

Hope you told them to buy their own like I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a different site a man asked how much for my knickers. £10 for 5 pairs at Primark but hurry because they sell out fast (I don't really buy my underwear from Primark)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never tried black before ,,,, what is it like or never fucked a black women,,, want to be my first

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

Q.what are you up to ?

A. Page 73 , you?

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By *affy72Woman
over a year ago

Herefordshire

"Are you having any luck on here?"... is it really all down to luck - what about physical attraction and personality?

"When did you last have fun/sex"... it's none of your business.

"Tell me about yourself"... okay not really a question, but where would I start with that?!

"Are you looking for any fun?" Nooooo I'm just on here for the conversation, well actually sometimes I am!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

""Are you having any luck on here?"...

Yea, that is really dumb with published veris!!

"I'm in your neck of the woods this afternoon and wondered if you'd like ....'

No I bloody wouldn't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q: Does she want breeding

A: She's not a fucking dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the grumpys threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Q.what are you up to ?

A. Page 73 , you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any question asked where the answer is blatantly in my profile bemuses me and have you been on here long?! Only 10 minutes, you?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Q, Are your boobs real?

A, Well, I've got a receipt from ebay, so yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you do anything with this...(insert cock picture)... yeah get you an appointment at the GUM clinic.

Lets chat so we can meet and I can fuck you?.... lets not and no I won't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Q, Are your boobs real?

A, Well, I've got a receipt from ebay, so yes.

Pmsl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this him or her wink wink.

He's a lucky guy.

Do you meet alone.

Would sell me your knickers.

And classic... Would you both be interested in shooting a video

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know you say you're not meeting at the moment but would you like to go to a club with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there anything you'd still like to try.. .yes I've never had venison or caviar

(Actually backfired when he said ooh is that another way of saying scat play, im into that! )

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"what are you wearing...

full Henry VIII outfit actually.

My response is grey tshirt,grey jogging bottoms and not brushed my hair today "

My response is 'snorkel and flippers'.

For what you into it's either knitting and reading OR satanic human sacrifice - depending on what mood I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"what are you wearing...

full Henry VIII outfit actually.

My response is grey tshirt,grey jogging bottoms and not brushed my hair today

My response is 'snorkel and flippers'.

For what you into it's either knitting and reading OR satanic human sacrifice - depending on what mood I'm in."

Some of these are belters. Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And today's classics....

what's your oral technique.....I usually try to elongate my vowels, and hide the scouse nasal tones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often get

"Are you sure your not gay?" - yep I'm pretty sure I'm not

"Are you bi?" - does my profile say I am?

"I know your straight but would you meet a bi guy?" - well no because I'm straight

"Is that tattoo real? - nope I draw it in everyday

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I'm in your area...

Really? Cumbria is 2200 square miles. I live in a terraced house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I often get

"Are you sure your not gay?" - yep I'm pretty sure I'm not

"Are you bi?" - does my profile say I am?

"I know your straight but would you meet a bi guy?" - well no because I'm straight

"Is that tattoo real? - nope I draw it in everyday

I knew it was fake! I just thought it was one of those you got with a bubble gum, that you liked and stuck on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Female voice : Would you like a turn in the wet patch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew it was fake! I just thought it was one of those you got with a bubble gum, that you liked and stuck on!

xx"

Damn how did you know

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I'm in your area...

Really? Cumbria is 2200 square miles. I live in a terraced house.

He's hiding in your garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you having fun on here?

Always grates on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you having fun on here?

Always grates on me "

Yeah but are you?

Sorry

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Them: Do you Skype?

Me: Do you read profiles?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I'm in your area...

Really? Cumbria is 2200 square miles. I live in a terraced house.

He's hiding in your garden

He'll have to kick me stalker out of the yard

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By *itten-xxxWoman
over a year ago

North West

Where are you..... Home!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you find the site..... usually by googling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We just had a great one " can I have your body for 1 night ? " .....erm No you cant !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm just passing near you ,can i pop in for a coffee ?

oh yeah , because my home looks like starbucks where total strangers can pop in !!

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By *itten-xxxWoman
over a year ago

North West

"i'm just passing near you ,can i pop in for a coffee ?

oh yeah , because my home looks like starbucks where total strangers can pop in !!"

Think I've just had the same guy message me this lol

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

So ungrateful the lot of you, as the guys that send those messages would say "well at least you got a massage"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classic one is...... Bet you was cold in that snow...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you looking for?

I usually give the answer marriage and kids. Wtf do you think I'm looking for on here???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its already been mentioned but 'what are you into '

My reply : lots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you had many meets? Usually gets a reply of- yes hundreds,join the queue

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Are you as horny as me right now? No, it would be most unlikely that you would reach exactly the same level at any one time.

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By *rforfunCouple
over a year ago

Bedford

"Q. Whos online ?

A. Male half

S I L E N C E..........."

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

When someone sends me a message asking something that is already covered in my profile I send

'Warning. You have asked a question already covered in this persons profile. We suggest reading the profile to increase your chance of polite response'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you up to?

Erm obviously chatting on here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ingot this last night out if the blue

"Can I see a face photo? I don't have any to share though"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I first join and didnt have pics yet .....

Him: "God you look so sexy"

Me: "If you can see what I look like im calling the police"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like fun?

I mean seriously!! My usual reply is no I'm only here for boredom, your're doing a grand job, thanks!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q. What you up to?

A. My neck in shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I borrow £10 for fuel when I get to yours?

I've actually had that one a couple of times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I borrow £10 for fuel when I get to yours?

I've actually had that one a couple of times!"

Did you not realise gentlemen always pay the bill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Classic one is...... Bet you was cold in that snow...

Snap! I get that one as well - quite often....

How do you respond? "Er, no - actually the snow was surprisingly hot last winter...."

What on earth do they expect you to say...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I borrow £10 for fuel when I get to yours?

I've actually had that one a couple of times!

Did you not realise gentlemen always pay the bill

I'm happy to pay for wine, food, contraceptives and pretty much anything involved with a meet but I draw the line at paying their fuel costs, especially when they contacted me in the first place....

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"Q. What you up to?

A. My neck in shit! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q, can I come round and fill your slutty hole

A, does this approach normally work ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q what are you looking for?

A my car keys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When someone sends me a message asking something that is already covered in my profile I send

'Warning. You have asked a question already covered in this persons profile. We suggest reading the profile to increase your chance of polite response'.

I love this. Must remember for next time.

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

"Q, Are your boobs real?

A, Well, I've got a receipt from ebay, so yes.

"
your a tonic. Lol.x

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By *mrandyMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"what are you wearing...

full Henry VIII outfit actually.

My response is grey tshirt,grey jogging bottoms and not brushed my hair today "

That sounds so really sexy .... I just love reality!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are your boobs really that big? No I've photo shopped them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi how are you on this rainy day

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi how are you on this rainy day

Her"
I've just had that one!

'What are you doing right now?' I'm on here lol...in between ironing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi how are you on this rainy day

HerI've just had that one!

'What are you doing right now?' I'm on here lol...in between ironing

"
proberly the same one, copy n paste lol, I may start winding them up later

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i ask you a stupid question ?

yes of course ill give you a stupid answer !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you looking for on here?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It looks like everyone is re-posting the messages i send,

No wonder i don't get anywhere

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