FabSwingers.com forum: Keyrings

By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

The other day, I bumped into a friend of mine as he was just getting off his motorbike. He's a big burly chap, who was in leathers, making his shoulders appear 4' across. On top of his black and chrome machine, was his keys, with keyring and on this keyring, was not a deaths head, or a skeleton, but his Tesco Club Card. Not quite going with the Sons of Anarchy look. It was like seeing Ghengis Khan spending his Sunday afternoon at the pond feeding the ducks.

What do you have on your keyring?

I used to have a West Ham fob, till it broke. Now I've just got my Tesco club card.

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By *ppunxbearMan
over a year ago

Manchester

i have pikachu. and a bear dressed at boba fett.....cause i'm awesome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The other day, I bumped into a friend of mine as he was just getting off his motorbike. He's a big burly chap, who was in leathers, making his shoulders appear 4' across. On top of his black and chrome machine, was his keys, with keyring and on this keyring, was not a deaths head, or a skeleton, but his Tesco Club Card. Not quite going with the Sons of Anarchy look. It was like seeing Ghengis Khan spending his Sunday afternoon at the pond feeding the ducks.

What do you have on your keyring?

I used to have a West Ham fob, till it broke. Now I've just got my Tesco club card.

A red leather passport sized fob with a pic of my son in it. That is it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got my tesco club card and a vw key ring that's out if date by three cars lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tescos club card and My Waitrose fob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a glow in the dark sperm from a sexual health clinic ages ago

I had a moveable silver mickey mouse but his body fell off

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I've a rubber minion and a fluffy lion x

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By *leasuresharerMan
over a year ago

southampton

The only knob attached to my keys is me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tescos club card and My Waitrose fob"

Oh Waitrose fob lol..I forgot about that.

D'oh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only knob attached to my keys is me

Made me giggle...x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hello kitty plush, hello kitty keyring and a photo of my 30th

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

On car keys a Mercedes one (which came free). One my house keys I have 'A Touch of English' which was also free from the BBB.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hello kitty plush, hello kitty keyring and a photo of my 30th"

Oh and that's posted by her! Forgot what account I was signed in to

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

A little green kawasaki teddy - a memento from the NEC bike show a couple of years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm lots of keys here, my motorcycle keyring contains just the keys to 3 bikes no fob as there is already too much weight to have flapping in the wind! house keys have Tesco club card, along with the keys to various bike locks, and the car keys a picture of my granddaughter about 3 years old. So I do at least look the part when dressed in leathers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My house keys have a teeny Eiffel Tower on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dalek that is also a little light for when the keyhole eludes me.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Help for heroes, support the troops, union flag, army of angels...a recurring theme.

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By *leasuresharerMan
over a year ago

southampton

"... a little light for when the keyhole eludes me. "

I've been told by a few ladies that I need to get one of them

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

What do you have on your keyring?

I used to have a West Ham fob, till it broke. Now I've just got my Tesco club card.

I still have the west ham fob!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Tesco clubcard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only knob attached to my keys is me

Ditto lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle opener and a rubber Carole NAsh Motorbike oh and tons of keys

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

A loom band fish my daughter made, plus Lego princess leya and Darthvader

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

A little fake silver heart and stars that came out of a Christmas cracker ten years ago. Plus a key to the main door and padlock on my old rehearsal room that I stopped renting years ago.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

A sparkly silver L ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My house keys have a teeny Eiffel Tower on them "

That's cool. The Eiffel Tower keys has a teeny your house on them

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Unikitty, from Cloud Cuckoo Land (from LegoMovie)

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"A loom band fish my daughter made, plus Lego princess leya and Darthvader

Liking the lego.

By the way, I have ordered my friend a rubber keyring fob of a skeleton riding a motorbike. That should make him smile when it arrives.

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By *arabeefWoman
over a year ago

otley

A sparkly bra for breast cancer and a dino head (lost the body)

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith

My keys are on a lanyard which have my tesco card, library card and a little lego man on them x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have so many keyrings, that when I'm driving my car, it sounds like a bloody windchime going off in a 10 force gale. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A little fake silver heart and stars that came out of a Christmas cracker ten years ago. Plus a key to the main door and padlock on my old rehearsal room that I stopped renting years ago."

Posh crackers! We get plastic frogs in ours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a mini maglight key ring torch as you never know when you might suddenly find yourself in the dark!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bike key only has a Triumph Key fob on it in leather no scratching my baby !!

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By *leasuresharerMan
over a year ago

southampton

"... a dino head (lost the body)"

I read that as dildo head first time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only got keys on mine....

OMG...I feel so inadequate now ...

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"A little fake silver heart and stars that came out of a Christmas cracker ten years ago. Plus a key to the main door and padlock on my old rehearsal room that I stopped renting years ago.

Posh crackers! We get plastic frogs in ours "

I think that's why I kept it. At my Mum's I always end up with the clip on plastic moustache!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My car keys is a sign ~ Keep Calm & Drink Wine :-0 & my house keys are on a little Lego Toy Story Alien...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Chelsea keyring on my house keys.

A leaping Jaguar on my car key

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

A silver flying cock and balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I memory stick for my laptop and my tesco's club card

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i got one of those plastic loops .. very minimal

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

A bright pink moroccan silk tassel!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Club card,library card,parkrun barcode, a mosaic lizard my mum got frim Barcelona, a trolley token with my name on it.....oh and some keys lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Beatles' Abbey Road album cover keyring.

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

I have a little bottle opener n two Lego boba fetts 1 is normal Lego the other is twice the size with led's in its feet

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By *LCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Bottle opener from a Rugby world cup (think its 1998), a metal rectangle with the name of bars on it that I used to be able to use to get discounts on drinks when I was a uni student (in 2000) and a....Tesco's club card.

Should update them really.

Mr KL.

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By *otts PervsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Bottle opener and a trolley fob

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A Derby County fob and a keyhole finding light

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A bottle top from a grolsch bottle but I did it for a 90's night I went to when I had them on my trainer laces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing not one keyring, I have 1 front door key and that is it,

Where as Mrs l has a bunch like the keys from mighty Joe young it's massive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is from a famous zoo & has 3 elephants arses on it & says Elephants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh My God! Just realised I have my Tesco club card on mine (or rather did, it came off last week (about the only thing that came off last week)).

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By *onghMan
over a year ago

cardiff

House keys only: a Liverpool FC badge and a mini-torch so I can find the keyhole after a night of d*unken debauchery!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Err... keys

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