FabSwingers.com forum: Crumble makes me fumble....

By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Inspired by a couple of answers on another thread, I loved:

Whisky makes me frisky

Brandy makes me randy

Custard powder makes it louder

So lets hear how food affects your sex life?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Honey makes it runny

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

Pee makes it kinkee

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Cucumbers work wonders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cucumbers work wonders.

Thought that was Double Diamond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapple makes it sweeter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trebor mints make you last a lot longer

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Eat a curry so you do it in a hurry

Or have a chinese and do it on your knees

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Cucumbers work wonders.

Thought that was Double Diamond

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I don't remember DD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cucumbers work wonders.

Thought that was Double Diamond

I don't remember DD

"
liar liar pants on fire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cucumbers work wonders.

Thought that was Double Diamond

I don't remember DD

I wondered that when I posted it

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

If I have a spicy hot dog,

I cancel and stay on the bog,

as I have to deposit a big log,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausage makes you err..what rhymes with sausage??

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Cucumbers work wonders.

Thought that was Double Diamond

I don't remember DD

I wondered that when I posted it

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Made me giggle.

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

When I eat a crumpet I get wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Courgette gets her knickers wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did a load of these on th A to Z thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Inspired by a couple of answers on another thread, I loved:

Whisky makes me frisky

Brandy makes me randy

Custard powder makes it louder

So lets hear how food affects your sex life?

Choccy on a cocky makes me lick until I'm sick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I eat a crumpet I get wet

Hahaha...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cucumbers work wonders.

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pmsl

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Eat a fritter and stick it up her shitter.

I want that copywritten.

This WAS NOT an slogan for the chip shop association.

But Im open to offers from them, just incase the MD is a member here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honey makes it runny

Bees love honey, especially if it's runny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mouthful of chilli could burn your willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I eat beetroot I want it up the poop chute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/07/14 11:37:47]

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Tequila makes a squealer!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Eat a fritter and stick it up her shitter.

I want that copywritten.

This WAS NOT an slogan for the chip shop association.

But Im open to offers from them, just incase the MD is a member here."

I think you should give up your day job now

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Fuck an Arctic Roll......feels like an Eskimos hole !

Or...so im told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An aubergine will make me obscene.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

American pie, but don't get it in your japs eye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Mars a day helps you work, rest and play.

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Pasta makes him go fasta!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A choc bar of Snickers just isn't meant to go in your knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cream makes you scream

Her

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

[Removed by poster at 01/07/14 12:35:15]

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

A gherkin gets me firkin

If you want nookie, then show me the cookie.

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Jumbo frankfurter seeks loud squirter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice is nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cucumbers work wonders.

I can vouch for that., ouch..twas a very raw cucumber,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Frube can double up as lube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken Tikka Masala makes my dick in chicas ass harder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cous Cous makes you loose loose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A macaroon makes me swoon...aaahhhh...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you like to squat, try a cumquat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lard makes me hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thick cum? Drink rum!

To fuck like a boss, drink Irish Moss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mange tout makes me eat you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A celery stick stiffens my dick

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

A nice plump sausage avoids sanity lossage!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

If you want to reverse cowgirl..don't eat that Twirl!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemon grass, rimming ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nice plump sausage avoids sanity lossage!

A chipollata will make you cry with laughter.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Eat a Cadburys Flake, and up the arse you will want to take.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Shove up your chuff a large Salami and people will think you're barmy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chicken chop suey gets my knickers all gooey

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Go to work on an egg and with your strapon you will peg.

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"chicken chop suey gets my knickers all gooey

Hahaha!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Sweet n sour pork makes you fuck like a dork.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gimme a hot cross bun and I'll do ya up the wrong un.

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

A large slice of cake will arouse the trouser snake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coque a leekie my knobs weepie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Potatoe frittes , I'll cum on your tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to screw ya while you eat tuna.

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Chicken always gets him lickin'...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liver makes me quiver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chopped shallot thickens cock snot

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Dim sum makes her cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat a vindaloo curry leave the room in a hurry

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Gimme a hot cross bun and I'll do ya up the wrong un. "

I just had one with my coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trebor mints make you last a lot longer"

Knew there was some reason i bought them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trebor mints make you last a lot longer"

Knew there was some reason i bought them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me rice and peas, I'll make you weak in knees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockaliki soup for when your dick starts to droop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trebor mints make you last a lot longer

Knew there was some reason i bought them lol"

Yep it's from the advert

Trebor mints are a minty bit stronger,

Stick em up your bum and you'll last a lot longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sirloin Steak means her thighs will ache.

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By *leasuresharerMan
over a year ago

southampton

Roasted potatoes (in goose fat) - I'll fuck your twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese and chive make you arrive

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