FabSwingers.com forum: Funny insults

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My Scottish friend calls people bampots and it cracks me up! What are your funny insults?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Cunty bollocks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cunty bollocks

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

"Cunty bollocks

in Scottish its - cunty baws ..

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

"Cunty bollocks

in Scottish its - cunty baws ..

and Cheeky-Chops - is what they call someone's baby..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cunty bollocks

in Scottish its - cunty baws ..

My Scottish friend also uses bawbag

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

"My Scottish friend also uses bawbag "

Maybe he Wears them !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Camel breath

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ya dugs dick"

For those who dont parliamo glasgow that means, you are a dogs penis

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By *himanMan
over a year ago

chichester

Fuckwit

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Fan dan

Bawbag

Fanny baws

Numpty

Dafty

Hing-oot

Fud

Walloper

Soap Dodger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muggy cunt... Sorry I usually hate that word, but this phrase makes me laugh..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunty bollocks

in Scottish its - cunty baws ..

aye but cunty baws is a term of endearment

nice pics btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fan dan

Bawbag

Fanny baws

Numpty

Dafty

Hing-oot

Fud

Walloper

Soap Dodger

i reserve fud and walloper for special occasions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a site where you can generate Shakespearean insults...always makes me giggle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dopey arse

Bollocks for brains

Fecking eeegjit....always in an Irish accent

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Fan dan

Bawbag

Fanny baws

Numpty

Dafty

Hing-oot

Fud

Walloper

Soap Dodger

i reserve fud and walloper for special occasions

Fud is probably my most used..

They have to be a right walloper for me to use that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just call people dippy or numpty with the odd dick thrown in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just call people dippy or numpty with the odd dick thrown in "

Your into odd Dicks ?

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I occasionally refer to someone as a "horses arse".

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Doughnut when I'm in company that I can't swear or if I don't want to offend the person lol

Cock Jockey

Spunk rag

Moron

Cunny Funt Are my Fav at the moment

Dickhead

Bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fan dan

Bawbag

Fanny baws

Numpty

Dafty

Hing-oot

Fud

Walloper

Soap Dodger

Bawheid and twat

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Knobhead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just call people dippy or numpty with the odd dick thrown in

Your into odd Dicks ?

Gimp"

Depends how odd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dickhead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite insult of which I was on the receiving end of, came from a fabster. Claret and blue shit. It made me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fave insult ever was an RAF lecturor during my technical training with

'I can't believe out of thousands of sperm you were the fastest !'

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Fan dan

Bawbag

Fanny baws

Numpty

Dafty

Hing-oot

Fud

Walloper

Soap Dodger

Bawheid and twat

Oh I forgot twat...

I dont use bawheid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bum gravy asswit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bum gravy asswit..."

Is that one two or three words ??

Bumgravy is deffo better than bum gravy right ?? Lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Douche nozzle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Numb nuts and numpty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Douche nozzle"

Have you been watching Episodes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bum gravy asswit...

Is that one two or three words ??

Bumgravy is deffo better than bum gravy right ?? Lol "
three words..then again I like dickshit too..lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanker

Twat

Dickhead

Asshole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex has most recently become an angus salad anus tosser in English

thats what friends are calling him I prefer wanker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone is being a bit thick.....

'Did your mum have any kids that lived'.....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

the best part of you ran down your mothers leg

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

if shit were brains

you'd be constipated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You were a wank till your mother got in the way

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

" Your about as much use - as an Ash-Tray on a Motorbike.."

Chocolate Fire-Guard etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fan dan

Bawbag

Fanny baws

Numpty

Dafty

Hing-oot

Fud

Walloper

Soap Dodger

Rocket

Trumpet

plant pot

Roaster

Fanny

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

You mother should've swallowed instead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brain of a fuckin' goat!

face like a smashed crab!

mother fed him/her by catapult!

he's so fat now, he has to put his belt on with a boomerang!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If someone is being a bit thick.....

'Did your mum have any kids that lived'....."

I'm so gonna use this on someone... probably my boyf when he is being a douchebag!

Mean but bloody funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the best part of you ran down your mothers leg "

and this one too! Never thought I would learn new insults from fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucktard

Numbnuts

Dried up bag of scrotum

Face like a slapped twat....

That's just a few I can remember lol

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Simile insults can be very creative:

Face like a:

Bag of spanners

Bucket of melted lego

Back end of a bus

Bulldog licking piss off a nettle

Fanny like (a):

Wizard's sleeve

Throwing a sausage up a close

Badly kept larder

The list goes on.

There is also the finest insult given by Jack Jarvis on Still Game - "fuck you ya fuckin cunt"

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Me exwife used fanny face..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bint

Dried up douche bag

Smeghead

Toilet (i blame bart simpson for this one)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its got to be bumhead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Terwat - pronounced. Ter wat

perrick- per rick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a site where you can generate Shakespearean insults...always makes me giggle..."

That's where the insults in blackadder came from....

Thou dankish dog-breathed flap-dragon!

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By *irtyminkyMan
over a year ago

norwich

Dinner flicker

Window licker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twunt. Usually reserved for my daughters ex as he is a big twattin cunt although I often use it when driving if someone pisses me off.

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