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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

hi we was wondring what do you think comes firt the chicken or the egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chicken, smoking a fag, turns to the egg and says"well that answers that then"

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

I prefer to cum last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Single Guy came first

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Boring answer

Dinosaurs laid eggs before some of them evolved into chickens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which came first ....

The dinosaur or the egg ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres only 1 way to find out----

FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Which came first ....

The dinosaur or the egg ??"

The egg was laid by a fish before the fish evolved into a dinosaur.

I can be boring all day, as many of you will know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which came first.....

the fish or the egg

so can i x

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Which came first.....

the fish or the egg

so can i x"

Sorry, I only did Biology up to O level!

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

The chicken did, as eggs just don't get that excited

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Everyone knows the egg comes first.... chicken takes longer to cook.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"The chicken did, as eggs just don't get that excited"

Eggs explode into new life....how much excitement do you need...? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Theres only 1 way to find out----

FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL "

On this thread, that did make me laugh.

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

Ovoviviparous = live bearing, Viviparous = egg layers. As eggs are very vulnerable my guess is that the live-bearers came first and so Chicken then egg… BUT where did the live-bearers come from, they must have started as an egg!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eggs are simple shapes - they got to have come before the chickens which are more complex with wings, thighs, bones and beaks and things...;-)

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Ovoviviparous = live bearing, Viviparous = egg layers. As eggs are very vulnerable my guess is that the live-bearers came first and so Chicken then egg… BUT where did the live-bearers come from, they must have started as an egg!!!! "

Doesn't anyone listen to science anymore?

Apparently it all started with a big bang. So, the real question to be asked is, who was doing the banging?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"eggs are simple shapes - they got to have come before the chickens which are more complex with wings, thighs, bones and beaks and things...;-)"

i hear Siberian hamsters are a bit complex too, they leave loads to the imagination lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"eggs are simple shapes - they got to have come before the chickens which are more complex with wings, thighs, bones and beaks and things...;-)

i hear Siberian hamsters are a bit complex too, they leave loads to the imagination lol "
been puzzling over those ALL day and not come to a fruitful conclusion but hey...

define complexity, your honour

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"eggs are simple shapes - they got to have come before the chickens which are more complex with wings, thighs, bones and beaks and things...;-)

i hear Siberian hamsters are a bit complex too, they leave loads to the imagination lol been puzzling over those ALL day and not come to a fruitful conclusion but hey...

define complexity, your honour"

she offered her honour

he honoured her offer

and all night long

twas honour and offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"eggs are simple shapes - they got to have come before the chickens which are more complex with wings, thighs, bones and beaks and things...;-)

i hear Siberian hamsters are a bit complex too, they leave loads to the imagination lol been puzzling over those ALL day and not come to a fruitful conclusion but hey...

define complexity, your honour

she offered her honour

he honoured her offer

and all night long

twas honour and offer"

touche, mylord and very funny

- as she withdraws gracefully from the plot... to consider her options?

to regroup

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

Ah well, now then if you’re going to go all the way back to the big bang… its said that this planet started out a molten ball of liquid matter. So far as we know nothing can live at such temperatures and so it follows that the planet was completely sterile… so who or what spat in the petri dish to get things moving in the first place?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Ah well, now then if you’re going to go all the way back to the big bang… its said that this planet started out a molten ball of liquid matter. So far as we know nothing can live at such temperatures and so it follows that the planet was completely sterile… so who or what spat in the petri dish to get things moving in the first place? "

perhaps the woman/women who were banged spat in the petri dish?

ps what petri dish?

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By *ooseLipsWoman
over a year ago

Durham-ish


"Ah well, now then if you’re going to go all the way back to the big bang… its said that this planet started out a molten ball of liquid matter. So far as we know nothing can live at such temperatures and so it follows that the planet was completely sterile… so who or what spat in the petri dish to get things moving in the first place?

perhaps the woman/women who were banged spat in the petri dish?

ps what petri dish?"

What if niether of them were 'spitters'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah well, now then if you’re going to go all the way back to the big bang… its said that this planet started out a molten ball of liquid matter. So far as we know nothing can live at such temperatures and so it follows that the planet was completely sterile… so who or what spat in the petri dish to get things moving in the first place?

perhaps the woman/women who were banged spat in the petri dish?

ps what petri dish?

What if niether of them were 'spitters' "

I was wondering that also

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford


"

ps what petri dish?"

Petri dish = just a lab dish used for allsorts of things such as growing a bacteria culture. Sticks in my mind because in school biology we had a few petri dishes loaded with some gelatine type stuff. We had to put stuff in it to contaminate it to see what happened… I was the one who got to spit in it LOL.

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

AND… I’ve just been corrected by me better half it isn’t Gelatine its Agar gel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Egg...

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

ps what petri dish?

Petri dish = just a lab dish used for allsorts of things such as growing a bacteria culture. Sticks in my mind because in school biology we had a few petri dishes loaded with some gelatine type stuff. We had to put stuff in it to contaminate it to see what happened… I was the one who got to spit in it LOL. "

I remember them. I was referring to the origin of time, before glass dishes were invented. Glass may have been, in the big soup of things.

But your post reminded me of an experiment we did at schhol. Remember Archimedes and the displacement of water? After one physics lesson a few lads "displaced" our dicks in a jar of water to measure the displacement.

We learned two things. 1) the volume of our dicks but more importantly 2) it's a hell of a lot less volume when the water is cold.

Happy days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken...

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

We did an experiment with a mirror…

The girls and boys changing rooms were built side-to-side a mirror image of each other. In the back corner of the dividing wall was a little cubby-hole that housed the shower controls. This was identical in the girls changing room but there was no brick wall, just a bit of hardboard separating the two compartments. And so… we knocked out the divider and using chewing gum stuck a small mirror on the wall in the cubby-hole and from this vantage point we could see the girls running naked to and from the showers…. What came first the chicken or the pervert?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Blimey, who'd have thought Porky's was a documentary...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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ps what petri dish?

Petri dish = just a lab dish used for allsorts of things such as growing a bacteria culture. Sticks in my mind because in school biology we had a few petri dishes loaded with some gelatine type stuff. We had to put stuff in it to contaminate it to see what happened… I was the one who got to spit in it LOL.

I remember them. I was referring to the origin of time, before glass dishes were invented. Glass may have been, in the big soup of things.

But your post reminded me of an experiment we did at schhol. Remember Archimedes and the displacement of water? After one physics lesson a few lads "displaced" our dicks in a jar of water to measure the displacement.

We learned two things. 1) the volume of our dicks but more importantly 2) it's a hell of a lot less volume when the water is cold.

Happy days."

Physics - applied physics another favourite of mine especially when with such practical application

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We did an experiment with a mirror…

The girls and boys changing rooms were built side-to-side a mirror image of each other. In the back corner of the dividing wall was a little cubby-hole that housed the shower controls. This was identical in the girls changing room but there was no brick wall, just a bit of hardboard separating the two compartments. And so… we knocked out the divider and using chewing gum stuck a small mirror on the wall in the cubby-hole and from this vantage point we could see the girls running naked to and from the showers…. What came first the chicken or the pervert?

"

To have a pervert... you have to have a standard set of criteria as to what makes him/ her a pervert first to define... so I guess it is still the aerodynamic egg that came first lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

Physics - applied physics another favourite of mine especially when with such practical application "

Boyle's or Charle's law, whatever, where the volume expands proportionatley to the pressure and heat applied?

Or is that Chemistry?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Aerodynamic?

I read that eggs are ovular (ish ) for the reason that they roll inwards, together against each other, rather than roll away and thus liable to break. Clever design.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Physics - applied physics another favourite of mine especially when with such practical application

Boyle's or Charle's law, whatever, where the volume expands proportionatley to the pressure and heat applied?

Or is that Chemistry?

"

its that interface between the two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Aerodynamic?

I read that eggs are ovular (ish ) for the reason that they roll inwards, together against each other, rather than roll away and thus liable to break. Clever design.

"

I was thinking of the wings of an aeroplane and how they are designed to create max lift...

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

Aerodynamic?

I read that eggs are ovular (ish ) for the reason that they roll inwards, together against each other, rather than roll away and thus liable to break. Clever design.

I was thinking of the wings of an aeroplane and how they are designed to create max lift..."

only with sufficient thrust

but you knew that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Aerodynamic?

I read that eggs are ovular (ish ) for the reason that they roll inwards, together against each other, rather than roll away and thus liable to break. Clever design.

I was thinking of the wings of an aeroplane and how they are designed to create max lift...

only with sufficient thrust

but you knew that "

the latter overcoming any queens?

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