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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

The name of the game is to send a fancy a shag love message.... post any success stories

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

no! cause then i'll get a guy interested.. arrange a meet.. that i have no intention of following up.. then i will get blocked.. then i will have to cry and post on here about it..

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"no! cause then i'll get a guy interested.. arrange a meet.. that i have no intention of following up.. then i will get blocked.. then i will have to cry and post on here about it..

"

Righty ho...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked someone for a shag on Saturday. He said yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will have a look see who I can send one to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two failures so far

And that tops off as fine night as my meet canceled

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Two failures so far

And that tops off as fine night as my meet canceled "

Oh foxie xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a message from a bloke..........about sums my luck up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I have to do is send any one a message saying "fancy a shag"?

Doesn't seem so hard but the results could be scary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol to busy to watch the big game soon, recon Germany will win against Algeria with 4-1

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"lol to busy to watch the big game soon, recon Germany will win against Algeria with 4-1 "

Nope Algeria will win they have to they are my sweep stake team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we have to say "fancy a shag love?"

Or is it a fancy a shag love message?

It could mean the difference between success and failure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just lurk please

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Do we have to say "fancy a shag love?"

Or is it a fancy a shag love message?

It could mean the difference between success and failure "

Fancy a shag love...my grammar is crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just lurk please "

Send me One I will reply yes then not hold you to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we have to say "fancy a shag love?"

Or is it a fancy a shag love message?

It could mean the difference between success and failure

Fancy a shag love...my grammar is crap "

Ok ill have a think who I can terrorise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im scared!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I going to get barred for this?

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Am I going to get barred for this?"

For what??

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Am I going to get barred for this?"

Says in a Peggy Mitchell voice...get out of ma pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure what i should be more concerned about, the abuse i'll get sending them or the morals of someone if they just reply yes! :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will have a look see who I can send one to "

Think I'm too chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm eeny meeny miny mo

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I going to get barred for this?

For what?? "

random barrages of "Fancy a shag love"

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Not sure what i should be more concerned about, the abuse i'll get sending them or the morals of someone if they just reply yes! :P "

Well I would hope you don't get abuse as it's only a bit of fun xx

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Am I going to get barred for this?

For what??

random barrages of "Fancy a shag love""

I suppose you may get blocked if you're sending to people who dont look at the forum lol

I thought you meant would you get a forum ban

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on 2wheels, you might get a yes and actually keep it today )))

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Not sure what i should be more concerned about, the abuse i'll get sending them or the morals of someone if they just reply yes! :P "

Would you really worry about the morals?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I going to get barred for this?

For what??

random barrages of "Fancy a shag love"

I suppose you may get blocked if you're sending to people who dont look at the forum lol

I thought you meant would you get a forum ban "

it might be more amusing to send it too butch straight male types

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This may be a bit forward of me.. Me being all innocent and all that

But who fancies a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a guy who normally sends proper messages I would be loath to send a "fancy a fuck?" Message...it's what the tosses not losers normally get slagged off n blocked for.

I would, however, welcome one in my inbox.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Am I going to get barred for this?

For what??

random barrages of "Fancy a shag love"

I suppose you may get blocked if you're sending to people who dont look at the forum lol

I thought you meant would you get a forum ban

it might be more amusing to send it too butch straight male types "

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Am I going to get barred for this?

For what??

random barrages of "Fancy a shag love"

I suppose you may get blocked if you're sending to people who dont look at the forum lol

I thought you meant would you get a forum ban

it might be more amusing to send it too butch straight male types "

Welcome to the forums anyway

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"This may be a bit forward of me.. Me being all innocent and all that

But who fancies a fuck? "

Meeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll give it a go.

Is there a prize for the most insults returned?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This may be a bit forward of me.. Me being all innocent and all that

But who fancies a fuck?

Meeeeee "

Oh yeah we've pulled!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The name of the game is to send a fancy a shag love message.... post any success stories "

I received a message with the title 'want sex' then 'sex' in the message box.

I actually do not know what to say in response.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"The name of the game is to send a fancy a shag love message.... post any success stories

I received a message with the title 'want sex' then 'sex' in the message box.

I actually do not know what to say in response."

Reply with ANEL?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on 2wheels, you might get a yes and actually keep it today )))"

Pahaha! I'm posting on here in the hope he sees this and replies!

I managed a few yes's, I couldn't figure out what he was doing differently

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will give it a go not holding my breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on 2wheels, you might get a yes and actually keep it today )))"

I've given up with the women on this site!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 done I'm sitting here in hopefully anticipation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on 2wheels, you might get a yes and actually keep it today )))

I've given up with the women on this site! "

Wait what there's actual women on this site .... Where ..... I just thought they were all from the daily mail or Sydney university ...... Damit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The name of the game is to send a fancy a shag love message.... post any success stories

I received a message with the title 'want sex' then 'sex' in the message box.

I actually do not know what to say in response.

Reply with ANEL? "

Or anal gaping *vom*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on 2wheels, you might get a yes and actually keep it today )))

I've given up with the women on this site! "

Does that mean your going to the other side? And if so can I please watch ?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I got asked if I wanted a cum tribute today. Twice. Maybe it's the new 'fancy a fuck' message?

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By *itten-xxxWoman
over a year ago

North West

Oh god I've pulled some dodgy Yorkshireman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None received but dont expect any.

Some sent but just deleted

oh well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on 2wheels, you might get a yes and actually keep it today )))

I've given up with the women on this site!

Does that mean your going to the other side? And if so can I please watch ? "

TV's all the way for me, every knows that means I'm still very much on this side of the fence!

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By *iss Chievous1Woman
over a year ago

my world

Ok off on the prowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on 2wheels, you might get a yes and actually keep it today )))

I've given up with the women on this site! "

You got so close close too, but it was whipped away and not in the way you usually like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on 2wheels, you might get a yes and actually keep it today )))

I've given up with the women on this site!

Does that mean your going to the other side? And if so can I please watch ? "

Is it wrong that I would find that hot?! I love having a perverted mind

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I going to get barred for this?

For what??

random barrages of "Fancy a shag love"

I suppose you may get blocked if you're sending to people who dont look at the forum lol

I thought you meant would you get a forum ban

it might be more amusing to send it too butch straight male types

Welcome to the forums anyway "

Why thank you...two sent just waiting tooooo get blocked

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Come on 2wheels, you might get a yes and actually keep it today )))

I've given up with the women on this site!

Does that mean your going to the other side? And if so can I please watch ?

Is it wrong that I would find that hot?! I love having a perverted mind

crystal "

Oooh are you selling tickets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on 2wheels, you might get a yes and actually keep it today )))

I've given up with the women on this site!

You got so close close too, but it was whipped away and not in the way you usually like "

The only reason he was getting down on one knee was so his face was at boob level.

I know your game Wheels!

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on 2wheels, you might get a yes and actually keep it today )))

I've given up with the women on this site!

Does that mean your going to the other side? And if so can I please watch ?

Is it wrong that I would find that hot?! I love having a perverted mind

crystal

Oooh are you selling tickets "

What is it with you women and wanting to see man on man action were are people too YOU KNOW !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh I fancy a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on 2wheels, you might get a yes and actually keep it today )))

I've given up with the women on this site!

Does that mean your going to the other side? And if so can I please watch ?

Is it wrong that I would find that hot?! I love having a perverted mind

crystal "

Not wrong at all, I'm moist at the thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"None received but dont expect any.

Some sent but just deleted

oh well"

Awwwww...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The name of the game is to send a fancy a shag love message.... post any success stories "

woohoo 3 messages sent and only blocked once, better than normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on 2wheels, you might get a yes and actually keep it today )))

I've given up with the women on this site!

Does that mean your going to the other side? And if so can I please watch ?

Is it wrong that I would find that hot?! I love having a perverted mind

crystal "

You can share my Yellow Crayons anytime

Gimpus Erectus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

urm they like actually responded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for the messages you sexy lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh god I've pulled some dodgy Yorkshireman "
Ewwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just realised he's trawling all the women on this thread and has just creeped himself out, also referring to yourself in the 3rd person is really annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooh I fancy a shag "

I'm all out of shags. I could give you a fuck though...

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got someone who wants a rug. That's sort of positive. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on 2wheels, you might get a yes and actually keep it today )))

I've given up with the women on this site!

Does that mean your going to the other side? And if so can I please watch ?

Is it wrong that I would find that hot?! I love having a perverted mind

crystal

Not wrong at all, I'm moist at the thought "

I'm not here for your entertainment you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh an offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All I have to do is send any one a message saying "fancy a shag"?

Doesn't seem so hard but the results could be scary "

im waiting....there again i maybe one of the scary ones

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By *itten-xxxWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Just realised he's trawling all the women on this thread and has just creeped himself out, also referring to yourself in the 3rd person is really annoying "

You mean I'm not the only one you tart lol

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Just realised he's trawling all the women on this thread and has just creeped himself out, also referring to yourself in the 3rd person is really annoying "

Calm down dear...it's only a commercial lol

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By *himanMan
over a year ago

chichester

Sounds fun x

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Come on 2wheels, you might get a yes and actually keep it today )))

I've given up with the women on this site!

Does that mean your going to the other side? And if so can I please watch ?

Is it wrong that I would find that hot?! I love having a perverted mind

crystal

Oooh are you selling tickets "

Put me down for a front row seat. I'll bring the popcorn. And the 3D glasses!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on 2wheels, you might get a yes and actually keep it today )))

I've given up with the women on this site!

Does that mean your going to the other side? And if so can I please watch ?

Is it wrong that I would find that hot?! I love having a perverted mind

crystal

Not wrong at all, I'm moist at the thought

I'm not here for your entertainment you know! "

Oh yes you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All I have to do is send any one a message saying "fancy a shag"?

Doesn't seem so hard but the results could be scary

im waiting....there again i maybe one of the scary ones"

Tried to but outside of your age range ;(

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on 2wheels, you might get a yes and actually keep it today )))

I've given up with the women on this site!

Does that mean your going to the other side? And if so can I please watch ?

Is it wrong that I would find that hot?! I love having a perverted mind

crystal

Not wrong at all, I'm moist at the thought

I'm not here for your entertainment you know! "

Nope. You're here for mine

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just realised he's trawling all the women on this thread and has just creeped himself out, also referring to yourself in the 3rd person is really annoying "

I'm lost...who is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pop's his head around the corner..Hello I'm in then

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Just realised he's trawling all the women on this thread and has just creeped himself out, also referring to yourself in the 3rd person is really annoying

I'm lost...who is?"

He is talking about himself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep looking at my message box nothing yet

I cant even get a piss take message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I messaging anyone or just in this tread ????

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Am I messaging anyone or just in this tread ???? "

Anyone..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pop's his head around the corner..Hello I'm in then "

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pop's his head around the corner..Hello I'm in then "

Lol oops...that should have been private.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invite sent. Let's see if I get a reply.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Cheeky bugger just messaged to say I have to pay for the hotel, booze and food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I didn't get a shag, but I defo got a lecture!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just realised he's trawling all the women on this thread and has just creeped himself out, also referring to yourself in the 3rd person is really annoying

I'm lost...who is?

He is talking about himself "

I'm on fire tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 F off and blocked so far not a good game

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Lol I feel sorry for the single guys in here I really do...

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I've had 4 requests for shags...

Sent about 8... and received a knock back... I don't know if I'll ever get over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'll this isn't working I got nothing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheeky bugger just messaged to say I have to pay for the hotel, booze and food "

The cheek of him! Bet he would be fun though. I think you should do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It appears Saturday was but a minor blip, I've still got it.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Cheeky bugger just messaged to say I have to pay for the hotel, booze and food

The cheek of him! Bet he would be fun though. I think you should do it "

Ermmm no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im too scared to try lol not like I am gonna get a yes so got nowt to lose right guys right ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on 2wheels, you might get a yes and actually keep it today )))

I've given up with the women on this site!

Does that mean your going to the other side? And if so can I please watch ?

Is it wrong that I would find that hot?! I love having a perverted mind

crystal

You can share my Yellow Crayons anytime

Gimpus Erectus "

I've gone off the yellow crayons now. My pet dragon said they were upsetting his friend the magical gnome. I've sent my glow in the dark giraffe to get me purple ones instead.

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheeky bugger just messaged to say I have to pay for the hotel, booze and food

The cheek of him! Bet he would be fun though. I think you should do it

Ermmm no "

The poor guy! Unlucky fella whoever you are. You crashed and burned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I messaged someone they deleted so now I sent another saying sorry for being rude am not playing this game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im too scared to try lol not like I am gonna get a yes so got nowt to lose right guys right ??? "

Righty.

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By *itten-xxxWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Come on 2wheels, you might get a yes and actually keep it today )))

I've given up with the women on this site!

Does that mean your going to the other side? And if so can I please watch ?

Is it wrong that I would find that hot?! I love having a perverted mind

crystal

You can share my Yellow Crayons anytime

Gimpus Erectus

I've gone off the yellow crayons now. My pet dragon said they were upsetting his friend the magical gnome. I've sent my glow in the dark giraffe to get me purple ones instead.

crystal "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can it be a blanket proposition? If so ladies guys come get me I'm all yours!

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By *uzzybeWoman
over a year ago

Darlington


"lol to busy to watch the big game soon, recon Germany will win against Algeria with 4-1

Nope Algeria will win they have to they are my sweep stake team "

So do I...come on Algeria

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tempt me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im too scared to try lol not like I am gonna get a yes so got nowt to lose right guys right ???

Righty."

Ok sent one if I get tirades of abuse its your fault !! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im too scared to try lol not like I am gonna get a yes so got nowt to lose right guys right ???

Righty.

Ok sent one if I get tirades of abuse its your fault !! lol "

Um no. Good luck.

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By *uzzybeWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

Lets give this a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shags!

Shags for everybody !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tempt me "

dare you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tempt me

dare you"

I did try too old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on 2wheels, you might get a yes and actually keep it today )))

I've given up with the women on this site!

Does that mean your going to the other side? And if so can I please watch ?

Is it wrong that I would find that hot?! I love having a perverted mind

crystal

You can share my Yellow Crayons anytime

Gimpus Erectus

I've gone off the yellow crayons now. My pet dragon said they were upsetting his friend the magical gnome. I've sent my glow in the dark giraffe to get me purple ones instead.

crystal "

You should never believe what poof the magic dragon tells ya, he's telling ya that because he gets the purple ones wholesale from delboy got thetrots

Trust me i'm almost a man

Gloop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a dominant shag now

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoying this game now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i need to get a few gins down my neck cause ive spotted someone on here i would love to send a fancy a shag message to but in a wimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well i need to get a few gins down my neck cause ive spotted someone on here i would love to send a fancy a shag message to but in a wimp "

Oh just do it!!!!

Or if you like I could tell em for ya

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Just a reminder folks - please dont post PMs and if you cant message someone because of their filters then youll have to leave it at that...

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Well i need to get a few gins down my neck cause ive spotted someone on here i would love to send a fancy a shag message to but in a wimp "

Just send it... If they say no you have a few options..

Move on

Tell them it was just a bit of fun for this thread

Or

Tell them they're a munter and you wouldn't have shagged them anyway

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over a year ago


"Well i need to get a few gins down my neck cause ive spotted someone on here i would love to send a fancy a shag message to but in a wimp

Oh just do it!!!!

Or if you like I could tell em for ya "

my mates fancies you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well i need to get a few gins down my neck cause ive spotted someone on here i would love to send a fancy a shag message to but in a wimp "
go for it you never know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Or

Tell them they're a munter and you wouldn't have shagged them anyway "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well i need to get a few gins down my neck cause ive spotted someone on here i would love to send a fancy a shag message to but in a wimp go for it you never know "

i do, i know when I'm punching above my station

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well i need to get a few gins down my neck cause ive spotted someone on here i would love to send a fancy a shag message to but in a wimp "

It's ok I won't mind

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Just a reminder folks - please dont post PMs and if you cant message someone because of their filters then youll have to leave it at that..."

Thanks jez I forgot that part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well i need to get a few gins down my neck cause ive spotted someone on here i would love to send a fancy a shag message to but in a wimp go for it you never know

i do, i know when I'm punching above my station "

We all do . But yer never know till you try . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well i need to get a few gins down my neck cause ive spotted someone on here i would love to send a fancy a shag message to but in a wimp

It's ok I won't mind "

aww you already know id fuck you that's not new

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didnt get a f... but had a fantastic chat x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well i need to get a few gins down my neck cause ive spotted someone on here i would love to send a fancy a shag message to but in a wimp

It's ok I won't mind

aww you already know id fuck you that's not new "

Hahaha I know I was just teasing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well i need to get a few gins down my neck cause ive spotted someone on here i would love to send a fancy a shag message to but in a wimp

It's ok I won't mind

aww you already know id fuck you that's not new

Hahaha I know I was just teasing "

modest too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well i need to get a few gins down my neck cause ive spotted someone on here i would love to send a fancy a shag message to but in a wimp

Oh just do it!!!!

Or if you like I could tell em for ya

my mates fancies you "

Well it's the old fashioned way but it works

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Can I have a shag, please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank god for porn sites lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a shag, please? "

oh go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a shag, please? "
go on then steve . Do me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a shag, please? go on then steve . Do me "

aren't you worried about getting shit on your knob? Oh sorry wrong thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on 2wheels, you might get a yes and actually keep it today )))"

Haha that may be true tonight, i may have to have a go at this game... x

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Can I have a shag, please?

oh go on then "

Gladly

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Can I have a shag, please? go on then steve . Do me "

Ambiguously

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Can I have a shag, please? go on then steve . Do me

aren't you worried about getting shit on your knob? Oh sorry wrong thread "

No, because I'd insist he he had a 30 minute douche, a third party speculum inspection and written report and some lead lined 'mega-safe' ultimate radiation safe condoms.

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

I'm about to send one. Fingers crossed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a shag, please? go on then steve . Do me

aren't you worried about getting shit on your knob? Oh sorry wrong thread

No, because I'd insist he he had a 30 minute douche, a third party speculum inspection and written report and some lead lined 'mega-safe' ultimate radiation safe condoms. "

wow your easy

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Fancy a shag Ryan?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Fancy a shag Ryan?"

Yes please Ryan. No kinky shit though.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Fancy a shag Ryan?

Yes please Ryan. No kinky shit though. "

Noisy burger sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a shag Ryan?

Yes please Ryan. No kinky shit though. "

back to shit again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's only two women I fancy on this thread and they're both all coupled up, bah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on 2wheels, you might get a yes and actually keep it today )))

Haha that may be true tonight, i may have to have a go at this game... x"

I am not risking another rejection!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a shag Ryan?

Yes please Ryan. No kinky shit though. "

So is the black box out of the question then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's only two women I fancy on this thread and they're both all coupled up, bah."

Hire a hitman to take out the dude then make your move

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've had a couple of offers... Also tea , toast , floggers & sandwich filling

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Sent one... The suspense is killing me lol

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Fancy a shag Ryan?

Yes please Ryan. No kinky shit though. "

Strap-ons aren't kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on 2wheels, you might get a yes and actually keep it today )))

Haha that may be true tonight, i may have to have a go at this game... x

I am not risking another rejection!"

Fancy a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anybody fancy a good hard shag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of requests so I've decided to have them all at once, any one want to join?

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over a year ago


"Come on 2wheels, you might get a yes and actually keep it today )))

Haha that may be true tonight, i may have to have a go at this game... x

I am not risking another rejection!

Fancy a shag "

Yes please!

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's only two women I fancy on this thread and they're both all coupled up, bah.

Hire a hitman to take out the dude then make your move "

Ooh three now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't take the suspense any more........ Bedtime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on 2wheels, you might get a yes and actually keep it today )))

Haha that may be true tonight, i may have to have a go at this game... x

I am not risking another rejection!

Fancy a shag "

I didn't lend you my jacket for nothing you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on 2wheels, you might get a yes and actually keep it today )))

Haha that may be true tonight, i may have to have a go at this game... x

I am not risking another rejection!

Fancy a shag

Yes please!

crystal "

Both of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't take the suspense any more........ Bedtime "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok mine eventually got deleted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok mine eventually got deleted "
oh god lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got my first shag )))

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

I think my shag got accepted, would it be poor form not to honour it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours is playing hard to get, Playing the Milktray man is bleedin hard work

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel free to bombard me with messages, I always fancy a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think my shag got accepted, would it be poor form not to honour it?"

Yes it would, now get bent over xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on 2wheels, you might get a yes and actually keep it today )))"

You won't have any problems babe...With 40 veri's.

Fancy a shag love??? Xxx

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield


"I think my shag got accepted, would it be poor form not to honour it?

Yes it would, now get bent over xxx"

I already am bent over, ready and waiting. Now where the bloody hell are you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok mine eventually got deleted oh god lol"

I wasn't shocked but it may take me some time to get over the rejection (wells up)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just finishing work...am I too late to get shagged?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just finishing work...am I too late to get shagged? "

Let me check my schedule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok mine eventually got deleted oh god lol

I wasn't shocked but it may take me some time to get over the rejection (wells up) "

seek help samaritans. 0890......

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just finishing work...am I too late to get shagged? "

all the best ones have gone in afraid, only me left

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