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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

As some of you probably know our very own naughty pirate is stuck on a bogs somewhere for months and i said i would send him a care package...

So what should I put in it? It's gotta fit in a shoe box x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"As some of you probably know our very own naughty pirate is stuck on a bogs somewhere for months and i said i would send him a care package...

So what should I put in it? It's gotta fit in a shoe box x"
An eyepatch with a naked lady on the inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pants! (New not used)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cornetto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A blow up sheep

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

A finger of fudge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A packet of Werther's Original butter mints mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An inflatable parrot

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"As some of you probably know our very own naughty pirate is stuck on a bogs somewhere for months and i said i would send him a care package...

So what should I put in it? It's gotta fit in a shoe box x"

A BOAT!!! Not a bogs.., FFS x

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

My cock pic for him to cum tribute

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"My cock pic for him to cum tribute

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm in the middle of writing him a letter....a fab journal I'm going to start again tonight and get it sent off...I might spray perfume and put a lipstick kiss on it lol.

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"I'm in the middle of writing him a letter....a fab journal I'm going to start again tonight and get it sent off...I might spray perfume and put a lipstick kiss on it lol.

I don't wanna send him sweets etc if they are already available, plus I can't remember where he's gone! Maybe I'll crochet him a hat and matching willy warmer

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm in the middle of writing him a letter....a fab journal I'm going to start again tonight and get it sent off...I might spray perfume and put a lipstick kiss on it lol.

I don't wanna send him sweets etc if they are already available, plus I can't remember where he's gone! Maybe I'll crochet him a hat and matching willy warmer

I don't think he will need a willy warmer for where he is lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

A rubber duck with an eye patch.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

A shoe

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A blow up boat, just in case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moisturiser

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"A shoe"

A wanking sock with a crocheted labia for a realistic 'Annie from Portsmouth' look.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

A paddle, in case he gets stuck up a creek!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Willy warmer with an eye patch

Her

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A honeydew melon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A paddle, in case he gets stuck up a creek!"

I have a few of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

W ash un shave kit. Deo after being at sea that long xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cotton buds

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

A 'girlie' magazine with all the pages glued together, hehehe!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"A 'girlie' magazine with all the pages glued together, hehehe!

Or a copy of Take A Break inside the cover of a porn mag.

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A rubber ring... Jus' in case

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"A rubber ring... Jus' in case

Armbands

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"A rubber ring... Jus' in case

Armbands

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"As some of you probably know our very own naughty pirate is stuck on a bogs somewhere for months and i said i would send him a care package...

So what should I put in it? It's gotta fit in a shoe box x

A BOAT!!! Not a bogs.., FFS x "

Ah bugger I was going to suggest a packet of wet wipes.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Swimming goggles with one side blacked out, eye patch style.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Transformer for those lonely nights spent laying on his bunk

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

A can of spinach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Letraset to label all his things

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By *iss Chievous1Woman
over a year ago

my world

An orange to avoid getting Scurvy !!!

A bottle and paper so he can send you back a letter

and loads of matches and glue so he can make a model of a pirate ship

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Sexy IOU's for when he gets back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely a treasure map to help him find some fantastic ...ahem... Booty when he gets back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As some of you probably know our very own naughty pirate is stuck on a bogs somewhere for months and i said i would send him a care package...

So what should I put in it? It's gotta fit in a shoe box x

A BOAT!!! Not a bogs.., FFS x "
i was just about to recommend immodium

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Bright orange swimming cap with blue flowers

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Print off this thread and tell him we are missing him and also using the box his gifts were sent in as a cumbox is really grim but needs must and to send the pics to _inatitz.

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

This is funny coz he's just logged on! Don't know if he will get to read this though xx

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A bottle of rum to fill his tum...

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