FabSwingers.com forum: lads d*unken antics

By *mcouple1 OP Couple
over a year ago

nr warrington

Was chattin with some old mates last night about the things we used to do when we where on lads away times and heres a few examples

Andy fell asleep after having a spacecake in amsterdam so we all spat in a condom and placed it between his bum cheeks lol took him 3 hours after waking up to ask us what he got up to the night before

Dave fell d*unken asleep on his bed so we decided to pour water on his bed and when he woke up he was mortified thought he had wet the bed

And just one more x won,t say who it was but while a bit d*unk decided to put someones toothbrush up there bum ready for the victim the next day ......... not realising it was there own lol so that 1 backfired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, as I thought: boys never really grow up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

after a session in the pub we decided to go fishing and arranged to meet at 6.00am next morning. At closing time we dropped our mate off and he staggered into his garden.

We went round next morning as arranged only to find that our mate was still in the front garden. He hadn't made it to the front door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaywalking on the M8 motorway steaming d*unk. Send home by plod.

Running along Blackpool beach and promenade naked at 6am steaming d*unk.

Tag teaming a rather d*unk female in a pub in some toilets in Majorca. She gave us all a bj. Turned out she stayed in the same hotel as us and she was rather sheepish for the remainder of her holiday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was staying at a friends, we went out for a session came back to his he was trying to open his front door with his car remote and couldnt understand why it wasnt working....

ps he had not been driving

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

lol.... the most laddish and silly thing I'd ever done was what we called the "magaluf open".. in which 18 pints had to be drank 4 consecutive days.....

how i am still alive i don't know!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

used to work in a bar abroad and the worse things I saw was one guy drinking a pint of john smiths out of his mates foreskng and another guy fill his with £1 worth of 2p pieces...i refused to change them back into a note!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"used to work in a bar abroad and the worse things I saw was one guy drinking a pint of john smiths out of his mates foreskng and another guy fill his with £1 worth of 2p pieces...i refused to change them back into a note!"

Talking of abroad, was in a bar in Majorca a few years back and got a bj from some lassie i had bumped into two mins earlier. She swallowed my cum then left me and snogged my mate. Lads holidays are brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One d*unken walk home moved all the garden gnomes from a garden into their neighbours which at the time seemed hi larry ous related the story to some friends next evening at the pub only to find they had moved them previous to us so we had put them back....Doh!!

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