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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Any tips for getting rid of them.

Jools has tried everything, from exfoliating, to different creams, lotions and potions.

Nothing seems to work. Wonder if it's the leather seats in our car?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spunk?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spunk? "

Good call how much tho lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go commando as much as possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal sex

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

bet shes lovin you with this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go commando as much as possible. "

If that fails, try putting sudocrem on after a bath/shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spunk?

Good call how much tho lol"

A load a day may keep the spots at bay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you Fun should kiss every spot on Jools' bum till they are all better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you Fun should kiss every spot on Jools' bum till they are all better. "

Maybe do that before you've put the special cream on

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.


"Any tips for getting rid of them.

Jools has tried everything, from exfoliating, to different creams, lotions and potions.

Nothing seems to work. Wonder if it's the leather seats in our car?

"

How about not sitting down a lot for a while, i.e., if work is desk based stand up, hair tends to grow inwards when you compress the growth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bet shes lovin you with this thread "
.I too am thinking the same as you on this one!..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sudocream is used on babies as nappy rash cream, suspect it will be worth a try.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Get a marker pen and join 'em up

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Use a soap designed for clearing spots such as clearsil and wear cotton underwear...also rub witch hazel into bum...leather seats don't help epically in hot weather...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sudocream is used on babies as nappy rash cream, suspect it will be worth a try. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"bet shes lovin you with this thread .I too am thinking the same as you on this one!.. "

Actually it was her idea, can't exactly walk into local chemist and ask lol.

Here is a far more anonymous place to ask.

Not like huge orrible spots just annoying pimples.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"bet shes lovin you with this thread "

Why wouldn't she? He is asking a question to help her out....he is only trying to help

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.


"bet shes lovin you with this thread .I too am thinking the same as you on this one!..

Actually it was her idea, can't exactly walk into local chemist and ask lol.

Here is a far more anonymous place to ask.

Not like huge orrible spots just annoying pimples. "

Actually, you can and maybe should!

They can be very discrete and they know how to deal with many things and can advise on interactions with any possible medication being taken, good place to go in my book ;-0,

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"bet shes lovin you with this thread

Why wouldn't she? He is asking a question to help her out....he is only trying to help "

if i had a spotty arse the last place id want it broadcast is on a forum maybe thats why, and he has explained now it was her idea so all good.

was only my opinion as i wouldnt like it thats all.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"bet shes lovin you with this thread

Why wouldn't she? He is asking a question to help her out....he is only trying to help if i had a spotty arse the last place id want it broadcast is on a forum maybe thats why, and he has explained now it was her idea so all good.

was only my opinion as i wouldnt like it thats all."

I think it is a good place as there are lots of different people on here with a wealth of knowledge...I would like to think we are all adults on here and if someone wants help with an issue then they can freely ask..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hey we not getting irate or snappy.

No worries.

We grown ups, not concerned about a people knowing we have a few spotties. Makes us just normal people.

If someone is put off meeting us coz of a couple of pimples then they clearly not for us.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"bet shes lovin you with this thread

Why wouldn't she? He is asking a question to help her out....he is only trying to help if i had a spotty arse the last place id want it broadcast is on a forum maybe thats why, and he has explained now it was her idea so all good.

was only my opinion as i wouldnt like it thats all.

I think it is a good place as there are lots of different people on here with a wealth of knowledge...I would like to think we are all adults on here and if someone wants help with an issue then they can freely ask.. "

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"bet shes lovin you with this thread

Why wouldn't she? He is asking a question to help her out....he is only trying to help if i had a spotty arse the last place id want it broadcast is on a forum maybe thats why, and he has explained now it was her idea so all good.

was only my opinion as i wouldnt like it thats all.

I think it is a good place as there are lots of different people on here with a wealth of knowledge...I would like to think we are all adults on here and if someone wants help with an issue then they can freely ask.. "

and they have done despite my comment, maybe the spunk comment was more helpful i bow my head in shame for saying anything

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"bet shes lovin you with this thread

Why wouldn't she? He is asking a question to help her out....he is only trying to help if i had a spotty arse the last place id want it broadcast is on a forum maybe thats why, and he has explained now it was her idea so all good.

was only my opinion as i wouldnt like it thats all.

I think it is a good place as there are lots of different people on here with a wealth of knowledge...I would like to think we are all adults on here and if someone wants help with an issue then they can freely ask.. and they have done despite my comment, maybe the spunk comment was more helpful i bow my head in shame for saying anything "

Why bow your head in shame...I was giving my opinion on your opinion....

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"Hey we not getting irate or snappy.

No worries.

We grown ups, not concerned about a people knowing we have a few spotties. Makes us just normal people.

If someone is put off meeting us coz of a couple of pimples then they clearly not for us. "

i didnt mean i wouldnt like it as i wouldnt meet or be put off, i meant i personally would be upset if my spotty botty was topic of an internet forum discussion but that is just me

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I think it is a good place as there are lots of different people on here with a wealth of knowledge...I would like to think we are all adults on here and if someone wants help with an issue then they can freely ask.. "

I have a rather large swelling in the front of ma underpants, can you help misscheeky

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I think it is a good place as there are lots of different people on here with a wealth of knowledge...I would like to think we are all adults on here and if someone wants help with an issue then they can freely ask..

I have a rather large swelling in the front of ma underpants, can you help misscheeky "

I'll give it a good squeeze see if any puss comes out lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Granted it might spit at you, but it certainly wont be puss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try tea tree cream....its my cure all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bet shes lovin you with this thread

Why wouldn't she? He is asking a question to help her out....he is only trying to help if i had a spotty arse the last place id want it broadcast is on a forum maybe thats why, and he has explained now it was her idea so all good.

was only my opinion as i wouldnt like it thats all."

It's only a spotty bum for pity's sake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A light dusting of talcum in ones knickers is the way to stop any sweat or moisture accumulating in the crotch area.

Please remember to dust lightly though as a silent fart can be seen as a white haze if one trumps fiercely with excess talc in ones knickers.

Handy toilette hints and tips from Lady Laine's book of bloomers beepers and beamers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try tea tree cream....its my cure all."

Oooh.... Where d'ya get that...??

Not that I have a spotty bot...

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"bet shes lovin you with this thread

Why wouldn't she? He is asking a question to help her out....he is only trying to help if i had a spotty arse the last place id want it broadcast is on a forum maybe thats why, and he has explained now it was her idea so all good.

was only my opinion as i wouldnt like it thats all.

It's only a spotty bum for pity's sake"

whats the point of the thread at all then?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Try tea tree cream....its my cure all.

Oooh.... Where d'ya get that...??

Not that I have a spotty bot... "

Chemist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

It's only a spotty bum for pity's sake

whats the point of the thread at all then?"

There is no point, she'd have squeezed them if there was a point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bet shes lovin you with this thread

Why wouldn't she? He is asking a question to help her out....he is only trying to help if i had a spotty arse the last place id want it broadcast is on a forum maybe thats why, and he has explained now it was her idea so all good.

was only my opinion as i wouldnt like it thats all.

It's only a spotty bum for pity's sake whats the point of the thread at all then?"

To ask for advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A damn good hard spanking with a cane. Spank them off and when skin heals they will be gone

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


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but It's only a spotty bum for pitys sake!!

To ask for advice "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

but It's only a spotty bum for pitys sake!!

To ask for advice "

Stop copying me

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

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