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 oh and can someone shag me senseless too...hangover sex is great  | |||
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 I'm a man so I'm shit at multi tasking, one thing at time dear lady  | |||
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"All at the same time?? I'm a man so I'm shit at multi tasking, one thing at time dear lady "Ahh yes sir one thing at a time | |||
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"I'd be useless for you as Im shite at sex and would probably eat all your chocolates, hahaha..... could only fan you "That will do and sharing is caring, so I would share me biscuits with you | |||
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"I'd be useless for you as Im shite at sex and would probably eat all your chocolates, hahaha..... could only fan you
That will do and sharing is caring, so I would share me biscuits with you "If they are choccy hobnobs you've got a deal | |||
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"All at the same time?? I'm a man so I'm shit at multi tasking, one thing at time dear lady
Ahh yes sir one thing at a time "And what would like first then young lady? | |||
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"Fan me and feed me chocolate biscuits and cups of tea please.... oh and can someone shag me senseless too...hangover sex is great "Is that all - and I thought you'd challenge me - at least. | |||
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"I'd be useless for you as Im shite at sex and would probably eat all your chocolates, hahaha..... could only fan you
That will do and sharing is caring, so I would share me biscuits with you
If they are choccy hobnobs you've got a deal "Only my favourite  | |||
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"All at the same time?? I'm a man so I'm shit at multi tasking, one thing at time dear lady
Ahh yes sir one thing at a time
And what would like first then young lady? "A shag...just get down to the nitty gritty first | |||
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"I can fan and make a nice cuppa "That will do. I can eat the biscuit and chocolate for her. Oh can you fan me also? | |||
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"I can fan and make a nice cuppa "Deal | |||
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"my jaffas not good enough" I don't like jaffas boom boom | |||
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"my jaffas not good enough" I have a feeling the tea and biscuit part was just a ruse......she's just after a good shagging really | |||
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"my jaffas not good enough I don't like jaffas boom boom "
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"my jaffas not good enough I have a feeling the tea and biscuit part was just a ruse......she's just after a good shagging really "And a cup of tea | |||
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"my jaffas not good enough I have a feeling the tea and biscuit part was just a ruse......she's just after a good shagging really
And a cup of tea "I'll bring one of them non spill cups | |||
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"Fan me and feed me chocolate biscuits and cups of tea please.... oh and can someone shag me senseless too...hangover sex is great "I will do the tea and biscuits and fanning . You seem to have the shagging bit sorted | |||
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"my jaffas not good enough" I love Jaffas but I like them all to myself | |||
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"I can fan and make a nice cuppa
Deal "No biscuits though because I've eaten them all | |||
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"No biscuits though because I've eaten them all "That's it, I'm out | |||
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"I can fan and make a nice cuppa
Deal
No biscuits though because I've eaten them all "out too . All I wanted was a hobnob | |||
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"I can fan and make a nice cuppa
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No biscuits though because I've eaten them all out too . All I wanted was a hobnob "Oh listen to you two. More to life than biscuits  | |||
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I'm sure you could enlighten me | |||
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"I can fan and make a nice cuppa
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No biscuits though because I've eaten them all out too . All I wanted was a hobnob
Oh listen to you two. More to life than biscuits "Really !!! | |||
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"Can do everything apart from shagging you cos I aint got a willie xx" Lol got a strap on??? Haha | |||
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"Can do everything apart from shagging you cos I aint got a willie xx" Ive got one you can have | |||
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"Haven't got a hangover but shagging on a Sunday afternoon should be made mandatory "We could petition the Government, sounds like a good plan! | |||
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"Fan me and feed me chocolate biscuits and cups of tea please.... oh and can someone shag me senseless too...hangover sex is great "You had ya chance pfff x | |||
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"Fan me and feed me chocolate biscuits and cups of tea please.... oh and can someone shag me senseless too...hangover sex is great
You had ya chance pfff x"You were busy elsewhere lol x | |||
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"Fan me and feed me chocolate biscuits and cups of tea please.... oh and can someone shag me senseless too...hangover sex is great
You had ya chance pfff x
You were busy elsewhere lol x"thats a first | |||
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"Seriously I'm sure you could enlighten me "Chocolate cake and cream | |||
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"Fan me and feed me chocolate biscuits and cups of tea please.... oh and can someone shag me senseless too...hangover sex is great
You had ya chance pfff x
You were busy elsewhere lol x"Mwaa busy im sure you miss took me for someone els im shy me | |||
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"I'll put the kettle on for you "Aww thanks lovely | |||
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No idea how that happened, but the tequila slipped down very easily! | |||
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"I don't need the tea or choccie biccies but if someone would pick up a take out of noodles then give me a back rub that would be marvellous. As for hangover horn, well I'm not hungover! No idea how that happened, but the tequila slipped down very easily! "I have no idea how you're not hungover! I can only conclude you must still be d*unk! You looked wonderful | |||
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"Can do everything apart from shagging you cos I aint got a willie xx Lol got a strap on??? Haha "ur on. On our way home can do detour | |||
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"I don't need the tea or choccie biccies but if someone would pick up a take out of noodles then give me a back rub that would be marvellous. As for hangover horn, well I'm not hungover! No idea how that happened, but the tequila slipped down very easily! "Check ma profile header for the back rub | |||
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"I've survived a five hour drive home, plus Bladey and Wyrd both driving my brand new car (although I think I've got a couple more grey hairs)...it's now wine o'clock but I don't think I'll be up much longer - couldn't even be bothered to get my gear out of the car as yet" I told ya a nice new car like thats like a good women they need a damn good thrashing it keeps em happy an shuts em the fook up x | |||
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