FabSwingers.com forum: Flippant rejection

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Apart from the usual reasons, what have you seen / heard to make you reject someone immediately? My would be seeing a can of Febreze in the background of a photo. Yes, I'm that petty...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Apart from the usual reasons, what have you seen / heard to make you reject someone immediately? My would be seeing a can of Febreze in the background of a photo. Yes, I'm that petty..."

Would the squirty bottle be more acceptable?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Women that think they are gorgeous an irresistible sorry girls but nobody is irresistible an thinking it make you so ugly. Not that i think im out specail myself but boutique comes from within

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only put it there to convince people that I'm clean...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Addressing messages to just one of us does the trick here and for me (f) a single mans profile with more females on show than him.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Text messages from someone's partner mentioning their family and calling me a slag was an instant no from me.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Addressing messages to just one of us does the trick here and for me (f) a single mans profile with more females on show than him. "

That one does it for me every time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Text messages from someone's partner mentioning their family and calling me a slag was an instant no from me. "

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Text messages from someone's partner mentioning their family and calling me a slag was an instant no from me. "

Lmao iv had that from a hubby I knew nothing about. The call went somthing like

Oi you paul

You shaggin my wife

Er dont think so whos your wife

Look mate dont take the piss I mean bla bla

Oi right In that case yes I am but I new nawt about you mate sorry if I had id never have gone there

Oh shit its true then

Sorry mate ye

Waaaaa waaaaaa waaaaaa

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Addressing messages to just one of us does the trick here and for me (f) a single mans profile with more females on show than him.

That one does it for me every time.

Eeeek didn't no you was a cuple sorry lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics taken over the loo that's not been flushed

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Pics taken over the loo that's not been flushed

Eeeeeeew

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

But you said flippant sorry. A feminine type duvet cover in a single mans photo, I know it doesn't mean they're married it just puts me off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cynical tone to the (usually) over long profile

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Message saying

Never been with a French or black girl before...

Am in your area tonight...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Comments like....

You're stunning for your age

Err cheers mate!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get rejected every day

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Message saying

Never been with a French or black girl before...

Am in your area tonight...

Owwwww hope my accent thing didn't offend eeeek

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Comments like....

You're stunning for your age

Err cheers mate!!"

Lmfao are bloke really that dumb ffs

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By *leasuresharerMan
over a year ago

southampton

Anything that doesn't make me feel it is addressed to me personally but is a generic I could be anyone type message

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Message saying

Never been with a French or black girl before...

Am in your area tonight...

Owwwww hope my accent thing didn't offend eeeek

Abso not

or you would have known about it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to swerve round single profiles full of action shots of two or more bodies. I want to see how the profile owner represents themself not several other unknowns. I just always find myself wondering if permission has been sought....a wee bug bear of mine.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a guy uses the word 'boobies'... like he's a 12 year old.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Message saying

Never been with a French or black girl before...

Am in your area tonight...

Owwwww hope my accent thing didn't offend eeeek

Abso not

or you would have known about it lol

Phew.....god that bot lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Comments like....

You're stunning for your age

Err cheers mate!!

Lmfao are bloke really that dumb ffs"

Yep. Then he asked to see some more photos....presumably so he could confirm his opinion of me....on yer bike love

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Comments like....

You're stunning for your age

Err cheers mate!!

Lmfao are bloke really that dumb ffs

Yep. Then he asked to see some more photos....presumably so he could confirm his opinion of me....on yer bike love

Hey us real bikers arnt like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it flippant to reject someone based on taste ? Crass use of Language is likely to be a quick turn off for me. There's a time and a place for it.

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By *anyoufeelmeMan
over a year ago

near you

I'm sorry to say but reading someones verification that reads like war and peace ...

and when you look at some of the poster profiles and see unprotected sex and all sorts of comments

makes me go .... NO thanks, not for me.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"When a guy uses the word 'boobies'... like he's a 12 year old.

Oh yes that actually makes me shudder and I think gives an insight into their attitude..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Comments like....

You're stunning for your age

Err cheers mate!!

Lmfao are bloke really that dumb ffs

Yep. Then he asked to see some more photos....presumably so he could confirm his opinion of me....on yer bike love

Hey us real bikers arnt like that

Proof please

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Pics that reveal more of the other person they are shagging than the user are a big no from me. I wonder what horrors they are hiding. Plus any sitting on a loo - I dont care when they flushed it, but it is such a dreadful association. Also those who dont check their pics, as many upload such small files that clicking to enlarge them does no such thing. I dont meet if I cant scrutinise without an electron microscope, which I cant afford.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ones that say 'your gorgeous' My avatar doesn't have a head! What if I've got a face like Pat Butchers ugly sister? ? Or if I don't actually have a head?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Bum pics where they haven't wiped their arse from doing a number 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ones that say 'your gorgeous' My avatar doesn't have a head! What if I've got a face like Pat Butchers ugly sister? ? Or if I don't actually have a head?

I do rather like seeing touch comments as that on the forums.

I had thought that cheese wasn't so successful these days in alluring the ladies.

Errrr care to swap a face pic oh lovely bodice?

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"Bum pics where they haven't wiped their arse from doing a number 2

where is the green faced emoti when you need it?

Seen a few shitty arses and ladies with bog roll amongst their flaps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ewweww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a guy uses the word 'boobies'... like he's a 12 year old.

or titties lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apart from the usual reasons, what have you seen / heard to make you reject someone immediately? My would be seeing a can of Febreze in the background of a photo. Yes, I'm that petty..."

''Would you like to watch me eat my cum from a glass with a spoon?''

ummmm......no.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"When a guy uses the word 'boobies'... like he's a 12 year old.

or titties lol x"

I always use the word boobies

Crude messages get an instant rejection from me. Suck my cock, tends to get a lively, personal and not too positive response.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a guy uses the word 'boobies'... like he's a 12 year old.

or titties lol x"

or puppies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bum pics where they haven't wiped their arse from doing a number 2

Eugh f**king rank! Never seen that and hope that I never do...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing but pussy close ups. I want to see your body to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a guy uses the word 'boobies'... like he's a 12 year old.

or titties lol x

I always use the word boobies

Crude messages get an instant rejection from me. Suck my cock, tends to get a lively, personal and not too positive response.

Ahhh you like to do the ole cryptic thing you naughty naughty person. ...dance around the issues with a few euphemisms hey

bet you rather the ole fancy unwrapping my sausage roll for a picnic smoothy line don't you !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a guy uses the word 'boobies'... like he's a 12 year old.

or titties lol x

or puppies"

hey some of us have limited vocabulary. ..Help us out what can we call them without sounding like we're writing a mills and boon novel. ....dear miss, I've quickly skirted through the contents of your profile to get to the pics and after oggling your delightful hanging flesh orbs I've decided you may be lucky enough to get banged by my triffid.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"When a guy uses the word 'boobies'... like he's a 12 year old.

or titties lol x"

That word is an instant turn off for me. It brings to mind a leering, creepy man.

Quite a few of the words used for boobs are off-putting for me. I don't even like the word tits much.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"When a guy uses the word 'boobies'... like he's a 12 year old.

or titties lol x

or puppies

Boobs or breasts works best for me.

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By *atasha_DavidCouple
over a year ago

Slough

"Ones that say 'your gorgeous' My avatar doesn't have a head! What if I've got a face like Pat Butchers ugly sister? ? Or if I don't actually have a head?

I don't think that would bother a large proportion of the men on here

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Addressing messages to just one of us does the trick here and for me (f) a single mans profile with more females on show than him.

That one does it for me every time.

Eeeek didn't no you was a cuple sorry lol"

No, the single male profiles with a finger nail of theirs and the whole body and face of a woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wow there are some absolute corkers on here, this makes for interesting reading and has surprised the hell out of me that some guys say these things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a guy uses the word 'boobies'... like he's a 12 year old.

or titties lol x

or puppies

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By *llie RoseWoman
over a year ago

By the seaside

Profiles that are full of don'ts.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Pics taken over the loo that's not been flushed

Do people really do that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bum pics where they haven't wiped their arse from doing a number 2

where is the green faced emoti when you need it?

Seen a few shitty arses and ladies with bog roll amongst their flaps!

WTF?

I have never seen anything like that, and hopefully never will!

Sara x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Pics taken over the loo that's not been flushed

Do people really do that?

YES!

I don't like the ones where the cock is resting on the sink either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Profiles that are full of don'ts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bum pics where they haven't wiped their arse from doing a number 2

WTF ?.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Pics taken over the loo that's not been flushed

Do people really do that?

YES!

I don't like the ones where the cock is resting on the sink either.

Or resting on anything - firstly 'cos it just looks wrong and secondly 'cos what, is it too weak to stand up on it's own?? Lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bum pics where they haven't wiped their arse from doing a number 2

where is the green faced emoti when you need it?

Seen a few shitty arses and ladies with bog roll amongst their flaps!

I think I just threw up a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pics where they've clearly forgotten to remove wedding ring or how about the pic i got sent in a message not so long ago...guy claimed he was single but in the bath pic you could clearly see all the wife/girlfriends bath n hair stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me, in no particular order,

Text speak, if you cannot write in English, you need help.

A profile full of dont's.

A female / couples profile that tells everyone how wonderful you are and then why I should jump through hoops to even think about mailing you.

A female profile that's just a complete bitch list, yes your a limited commodity, but act like a diamond not a shit, that way you might attract more quality people.

Females that look at my clearly single male profile, but when you read there's it says not interested in single males, why were you looking ?

Rant over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The pics where they've clearly forgotten to remove wedding ring or how about the pic i got sent in a message not so long ago...guy claimed he was single but in the bath pic you could clearly see all the wife/girlfriends bath n hair stuff

Maybe he was just metrosexual, and confident in his masculinity, whilst trying to get in touch with his feminine side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of these would fall under my 'usual' reasons rather than flippant!

Although to be honest my usual reasons are also mostly quite flippant.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Maybe it was his bath and hair stuff.

I asked someone about the wedding ring on their photo to be told that it was an old picture. When I asked how long they had been single then the reply was 10 years.

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By *adgodCouple
over a year ago

Greensburg

"Addressing messages to just one of us does the trick here and for me (f) a single mans profile with more females on show than him.

That one does it for me every time.

Same for us.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Most of these would fall under my 'usual' reasons rather than flippant!

Although to be honest my usual reasons are also mostly quite flippant."

My usual one that is deemed flippant is men calling me "hun".

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By *u and DuCouple
over a year ago

gosport

Flippant

"Mate, yer wife don't look all that but I'll service er for ya"

Who says the age of chivalry is dead??

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Message saying

Never been with a French or black girl before...

Am in your area tonight...

Yep, anyone seeking a black bird is pointed in the direction of the Tower of London, with advice to look out for the Yeoman Warders!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pics taken over the loo that's not been flushed

Do people really do that?

YES!

I don't like the ones where the cock is resting on the sink either.

Or resting on anything - firstly 'cos it just looks wrong and secondly 'cos what, is it too weak to stand up on it's own?? Lol!!

haha that made me laugh out loud...precise and to the point as always frisky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Text speak is a pet peeve of mine i can't stand it at all

and also people who think they are god's gift to everyone else and want you to bow down to them it just boils my blood to know that there is people so self centred out there!

Also one more thing people who take the mik out of your because you have problems spelling or something like that

Christ that does my head in

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I tend to swerve round single profiles full of action shots of two or more bodies. I want to see how the profile owner represents themself not several other unknowns. I just always find myself wondering if permission has been sought....a wee bug bear of mine.....

Single male profiles with visible face shots of his playmates and only his knob on show!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flippant

"Mate, yer wife don't look all that but I'll service er for ya"

Who says the age of chivalry is dead??"

Jesus really what is wrong with people, just as well we don't have gun licensees over her or you would see more murders through fabs than anywhere else..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest I wouldn't reject noone as its the pussey I want not whats around the flat lol

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Message from someone saying, I love your profile and pics.....

When they don't bloody have anything on there's! I ignore!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Bum pics where they haven't wiped their arse from doing a number 2

Wtf?!!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Bum pics where they haven't wiped their arse from doing a number 2

where is the green faced emoti when you need it?

Seen a few shitty arses and ladies with bog roll amongst their flaps!

...I repeat: wtf?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever had a BBC or want my BBC.

My usual reply is I have a very nice one already thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most of these would fall under my 'usual' reasons rather than flippant!

Although to be honest my usual reasons are also mostly quite flippant.

My usual one that is deemed flippant is men calling me "hun".

Same - and women.

Also weird objects in dark places, messy bedrooms, usernames that sound like they've been made up by dirty old men and my chav radar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To be honest I wouldn't reject noone as its the pussey I want not whats around the flat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ever had a BBC or want my BBC.

My usual reply is I have a very nice one already thank you "

Jesus that just made me giggle!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Addressing messages to just one of us does the trick here and for me (f) a single mans profile with more females on show than him.

That one does it for me every time.

Eeeek didn't no you was a cuple sorry lol

No, the single male profiles with a finger nail of theirs and the whole body and face of a woman.

You too huh?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

quite a few things to be honest!

generally any message that contains the following....

fuck / suck / squirt / gush / gangbang / heavy cummer / repeater!

oh and dodgy looking close up body parts....really?!

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By *itten-xxxWoman
over a year ago

North West

Text speak calling me bbe huge turn off

Bareback pics

Capital letters saying FUCK NOW - erm NO!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Pics taken over the loo that's not been flushed

Do people really do that?

YES!

I don't like the ones where the cock is resting on the sink either.

Or resting on anything - firstly 'cos it just looks wrong and secondly 'cos what, is it too weak to stand up on it's own?? Lol!!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Bum pics where they haven't wiped their arse from doing a number 2

where is the green faced emoti when you need it?

Seen a few shitty arses and ladies with bog roll amongst their flaps!

...I repeat: wtf?!!"

Dont tell me that after all this time youve never seen one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of you ladies to collate this and write a book of what not to do, you would be rich. Mind you looking at some of this post and previous posts on a similar subject, they never read the profiles so why would the read the book

You lot are obviously very strong in character and resolve to deal with such an onslaught like this.. If I had a hat on now I would be tipping it at each and everyone of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"quite a few things to be honest!

generally any message that contains the following....

fuck / suck / squirt / gush / gangbang / heavy cummer / repeater!

oh and dodgy looking close up body parts....really?!

Speak for yourself, I love those kind of messages

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Bum pics where they haven't wiped their arse from doing a number 2

where is the green faced emoti when you need it?

Seen a few shitty arses and ladies with bog roll amongst their flaps!

...I repeat: wtf?!!

Dont tell me that after all this time youve never seen one

No! And I've been here six years!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bum pics where they haven't wiped their arse from doing a number 2

where is the green faced emoti when you need it?

Seen a few shitty arses and ladies with bog roll amongst their flaps!

...I repeat: wtf?!!

Dont tell me that after all this time youve never seen one

Nope never, and nor do I want too

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By *itten-xxxWoman
over a year ago

North West

Omg just had a guy say I see your into water sports have you tried it with nappies or plastic pants? Erm nope look again vomit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna fuck you so hard!

Why do men assume we all want fucking hard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg just had a guy say I see your into water sports have you tried it with nappies or plastic pants? Erm nope look again vomit!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics with animals. In background.

I don't. Know. Why just seems odd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics with animals. In background.

I don't. Know. Why just seems odd

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By *itten-xxxWoman
over a year ago

North West

"I'm gonna fuck you so hard!

Why do men assume we all want fucking hard?"

Agreed I quite like slow and sensual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Addressing messages to just one of us does the trick here and for me (f) a single mans profile with more females on show than him.

That one does it for me every time.

Eeeek didn't no you was a cuple sorry lol

No, the single male profiles with a finger nail of theirs and the whole body and face of a woman.

Hate those! Or couples profiles where there's 6+ different people in the pics and you have no idea which ones are the people on the profile.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I have been known to turn gents down because of the look in their eyes

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have been known to turn gents down because of the look in their eyes

Equally, I have said yes to meeting because of a glint of something in their eyes. Even when I know I'm heading for trouble.

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

'Never been with a fat bird before',

'I'm only five miles away so we may as well meet',

'What you looking for?' When it is clear on my profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get rejected every day

aw x thats sad x

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By *he Gentleman CallerMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Profiles of people who fancy themselves just a little TOO much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find the expression jog on on peoples profiles off putting

ie....i'm a big girl so if your into skinny women jog on etc

like they need telling not to contact you of your not their type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also find profiles of people who's pics show more of their last meet than them off putting

was looking at one single guys profile and the only pic was a full shot of a woman with his cum on her tits, what's the point in that?

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

First messages asking can I make you pregnant?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First messages asking can I make you pregnant?!

So glad i am not a woman on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't abide text speak. I like a message to at least mention my name so it's not just a copy & paste message sent out to all & sundry. The messages that start 'I really like all your pics, you look lovely'.....I have one public picture & you can't see me clearly...oh and the old chestnut 'how are you today'

Rant over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First messages asking can I make you pregnant?!

I know I shouldn't but LLF, really... Would that ever work

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Pics in synthetic football shirts! I can imagine the smell as soon as I see them!!

No, no, no! !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been known to turn gents down because of the look in their eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Text messages from someone's partner mentioning their family and calling me a slag was an instant no from me.

Lmao iv had that from a hubby I knew nothing about. The call went somthing like

Oi you paul

You shaggin my wife

Er dont think so whos your wife

Look mate dont take the piss I mean bla bla

Oi right In that case yes I am but I new nawt about you mate sorry if I had id never have gone there

Oh shit its true then

Sorry mate ye

Waaaaa waaaaaa waaaaaa"

No way. How red did you go?

Had a woman send a pic of her bent over showing her bum. Little bit of tissue stuck in bum cheek! Was a nice bum but put me righget off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't abide text speak. I like a message to at least mention my name so it's not just a copy & paste message sent out to all & sundry. The messages that start 'I really like all your pics, you look lovely'.....I have one public picture & you can't see me clearly...oh and the old chestnut 'how are you today'

Rant over

how r' u' 2day (insert name) it's a red car n u clearly r not wearing knickers in the pic so must b gr8 pics in pvate... No... Oh OK should have bought a green car anyway

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

messages saying read your profile and I want the same things as you

my profile says im not meeting at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"messages saying read your profile and I want the same things as you

my profile says im not meeting at the moment"

So does mine... see told you

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"messages saying read your profile and I want the same things as you

my profile says im not meeting at the moment

So does mine... see told you

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haha

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

a babies cot in the background

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pics taken over the loo that's not been flushed

Haha wow

Just

Wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put Poppycock in the subject box to prove you have read my profile normally puts me off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If im in a bad mood everyone gets rejected so I don't bother opening messages now

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over a year ago

Rant over

how r' u' 2day (insert name) it's a red car n u clearly r not wearing knickers in the pic so must b gr8 pics in pvate... No... Oh OK should have bought a green car anyway

thanks for making me smile first day back at work after hols

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stretched bum hole pics. Really puts me off. Dunno if that's flippant or sane though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where the tone of the profile is that they consider themselves elite ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you wearing?

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By *eaven and Hell 69Couple
over a year ago

HULL

We send a picture to a couple as requested then got the reply! Thanks..k has a definite type of swinging friend.. Then were blocked lol There pictures were nothing to write home about. Time wasters and silly b******s xx

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