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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have a great business plan and just need £250,000 to get it kicked off. So, if there are true investors or millionaires on this site give me a shout.

I was told by a venture capitalist that I should look everywhere and anywhere because you just never know.

Please bear in mind I have a limited number of emails so I may not be able to respond to you all!!!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'll give you 10% of the money for 90% of the company. As long as it's not Brussel sprout related.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Let me tell you where I am.....I'm out

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

On second thoughts I'll match Ryans offer. So you now have 20% of the money for 180% of the company.

Do we have a deal ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, fuck that. I'll keep my £250,000 thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well according to my emails my Nigerian uncle just died and he has left me 7.2m dollars so I may be in yet....

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By *econdhand RoseWoman
over a year ago

Nr Dumfries

I don't have spare cash - let's be honest, I don't have enough cash!

However, I work for a micro business and it's damn hard work. Cash/grants/investments are thin on the ground at the moment and it's difficult. Having said that I wouldn't have it any other way.

Have you looked into crowdfunding?

Good luck and I hope you find your investor!

Vix xx

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I don't have spare cash - let's be honest, I don't have enough cash!

However, I work for a micro business and it's damn hard work. Cash/grants/investments are thin on the ground at the moment and it's difficult. Having said that I wouldn't have it any other way.

Have you looked into crowdfunding?

Good luck and I hope you find your investor!

Vix xx"

I know what you mean. Ding ding chips are a cut throat business these days. Have you considered branching out into potato waffles?

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Hint at the idea ?

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan
over a year ago

aberdeenshire

I'll give you 250,000 Ugandan dollars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

give me your account details and I,ll transfer it straight over mate

oh - include your pin number too please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well according to my emails my Nigerian uncle just died and he has left me 7.2m dollars so I may be in yet...."

Thanks for all your generous offers, but I have had some great fortune come my way today. By pure coincidence I am also the only living relative to a deceased Nigerian tycoon, I have the emails from a genuine hotmail account to confirm it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Problem solved then well done !!

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By *anxfrankMan
over a year ago

isle of man

I'll give you 250.000 dong if that's ok with ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a great business plan and just need £250,000 to get it kicked off. So, if there are true investors or millionaires on this site give me a shout.

I was told by a venture capitalist that I should look everywhere and anywhere because you just never know.

Please bear in mind I have a limited number of emails so I may not be able to respond to you all!!!! "

Seems you just have a idea ? No funding ? Or capital do you have assets such as a house business premise that's you could offset a commercial loan ?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Im always looking for somewhere to shove my load. How come the venture capitalist didnt want to screw you over? Obviously I would expect a better deal than the rest's, and youre not just getting the capital, you also stand to gain from my experience and contacts - this is the reason my fab friends list is private, as it alone is worth a quarter of a million. I will need to see you standing sweating in the bright lights whilst your little proposal is given a good dose of common sense, and you are grilled to ensure you know who is boss.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

So lucky to have read this thread's update and learned of my nigerian father's death in time to secure his cash before the vultures try and cash in. Makes it so much easier to lend out now.

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By *rofaneprofMan
over a year ago

Katy

As a marketing professor, I need to know how you would 'position' your product and what market 'penetration' you are hoping to achieve. How do you plan to develop customer 'intimacy'? I am sure the ladies want to know your size and growth prospects

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"Well according to my emails my Nigerian uncle just died and he has left me 7.2m dollars so I may be in yet...."

they need your account numbers to release the money to you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well according to my emails my Nigerian uncle just died and he has left me 7.2m dollars so I may be in yet....

Thanks for all your generous offers, but I have had some great fortune come my way today. By pure coincidence I am also the only living relative to a deceased Nigerian tycoon, I have the emails from a genuine hotmail account to confirm it!!"

Me too! I'm gonna spend mine on the penis pumps and viagra that are promising to change my life. Got to go - they are selling out fast! (Anybody got a spare penis? - I knew there was a bloody catch!!)

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I have a great business plan and just need £250,000 to get it kicked off. So, if there are true investors or millionaires on this site give me a shout.

I was told by a venture capitalist that I should look everywhere and anywhere because you just never know.

Please bear in mind I have a limited number of emails so I may not be able to respond to you all!!!! "

No idea what the business is and how you are planning to use the £250k... So for those reasons... I am out

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