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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bit of fun that was post before...

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a single bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favourite song in the lift.

6. You watch the news for the weather report.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."

8 You no longer get six weeks holiday in the summer.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those fucking kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Frankie And Benny’s closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt

16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A £4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh shit what the hell happened?

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By *hoe_nixCouple
over a year ago

leeds

love it

its official i'm old

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Brilliant

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By *iceduoCouple (FF)
over a year ago

manchester

Glad im still young xxxjen

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By *ove bi guysWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I am so old lol

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Most of the above but I'm refusing to let it stop me partying lol!

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By *inders and ButtonsCouple
over a year ago

Blackpool/Fleetwood

am definitely feeling ancient lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm old

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

No Comment.

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By *overs14Couple
over a year ago

norwich

I'm definitely old lol

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By *oxy-blonde-vixenWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough

Haha love it and so true lol

D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear, guess I best head out and get a blue rinse!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Yep definatly old

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan
over a year ago

aberdeenshire

You forgot.....you start saying things like "I remember when......" And "how much"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But , the silver lining is that we in this forum, are all young at heart. N'est pas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh I feel old now

Think I better write a will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol you lot only just realised

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The one I did not put on there but have noticed Steve do a lot of is sounds effects when moving... such as getting in/out of bed, on/off chairs etc... lol

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Oh no! Am old!

And my diary is full of notes otherwise i forget

But all is well, I am in a good mood and it's Friday

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Owwwww foooook cheers mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When 30yr olds complain that they're old

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"When 30yr olds complain that they're old "

Your following me

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By *ev-PMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

I've got my very own special "paint stirring stick" hanging up on a hook in my shed. ...will keep that for when I'm old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When 30yr olds complain that they're old

Your following me "

I am ?

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

When policeman start to look extremely young!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You left out...

• Let out a groan when you get up out a chair.

• You inadvertently fart when you have yer morning pee.

• When the leaders of every political party is younger than you are.

• You couldn't care less about all of the above cos you've had a great, fulfilling, wild, exciting, heck of a ride.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Youre only as old/young as whoever shags you. Definitely not needing botox or a stair chair lift here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely old! Officially in the 45-65 bracket now. What's the point of bloody survey forms!

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