FabSwingers.com forum: baby wipes, bog roll or what?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To wipe your bum? I was using baby wipes for a few years till they blocked the pipes...(the toilets, not mine;)) vile job to sort so no more wipes but i cant go back to just smearing it with dry paper. So now i use bog roll then perch on the edge of the bath and have a proper wash after. Cant bear the thought of a dirty bum... Needs to be spotless. You wouldn't wipe poo off anything else with just dry paper and call it a job done would you? Ergh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get many meets?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"To wipe your bum? I was using baby wipes for a few years till they blocked the pipes...(the toilets, not mine;)) vile job to sort so no more wipes but i cant go back to just smearing it with dry paper. So now i use bog roll then perch on the edge of the bath and have a proper wash after. Cant bear the thought of a dirty bum... Needs to be spotless. You wouldn't wipe poo off anything else with just dry paper and call it a job done would you? Ergh!"

Buy some of the wet wipes designed for the job, flushable too. Or use your mates flannel

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By *ilandlarryCouple
over a year ago

more north lincs than mids!

You can get wet wipes suitable for flushing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are toilet friendly wipes out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proper wipes made esp for bottom cleaning

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By *urvy_J3Woman
over a year ago

Bradford

Why am I giggling like a little girl at this pist

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

As a female, I can't understand why we never adopted the bidet over here...

(Might be T.M.I, but) especially during "that time of month", I've always felt much cleaner abroad than I do here without having to shower after every trip to the toilet...

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't beleive you posted this

But nothing surprises me on here anymore lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a female, I can't understand why we never adopted the bidet over here...

(Might be T.M.I, but) especially during "that time of month", I've always felt much cleaner abroad than I do here without having to shower after every trip to the toilet...

- Amy. x"
I agree, I would love one

Her

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"As a female, I can't understand why we never adopted the bidet over here...

(Might be T.M.I, but) especially during "that time of month", I've always felt much cleaner abroad than I do here without having to shower after every trip to the toilet...

- Amy. xI agree, I would love one

Her"

I've never worked out how to use the damn things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a female, I can't understand why we never adopted the bidet over here...

(Might be T.M.I, but) especially during "that time of month", I've always felt much cleaner abroad than I do here without having to shower after every trip to the toilet...

- Amy. xI agree, I would love one

Her

I've never worked out how to use the damn things

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Just sit and whoosh, fresh as a daisy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tut what a bunch of ass wipers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Andrex moist tissues..

Anderson a pack in the loo roll section of supermarkets.

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By *offee and Cream 2Couple (MM)
over a year ago

Loughborough

When in somebody else's house........

Just use the curtains!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get many meets?"

Haaaaaa!!! Oh gawd I feel sick..what a post lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The wipes for flushing are twice the price though! And you still cant beat a proper wash

i like to be super clean... If that puts anyone off, and makes them not want to meet me good

i see people on these forums talking about smelling dirty pants so i don't think hygene should offend anyone

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"The wipes for flushing are twice the price though! And you still cant beat a proper wash

i like to be super clean... If that puts anyone off, and makes them not want to meet me good

i see people on these forums talking about smelling dirty pants so i don't think hygene should offend anyone

not if you buy own brand. You could use normal loo roll but dampen it down.

I can't believe I'm actually discussing this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flushable wipes have been available for a while, but rather an odd post?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The wipes for flushing are twice the price though! And you still cant beat a proper wash

i like to be super clean... If that puts anyone off, and makes them not want to meet me good

i see people on these forums talking about smelling dirty pants so i don't think hygene should offend anyone

What happens if your taken short while out and about ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

how about keeping a spray bottle in the bathroom, squirt the offending area, then wipe away to your hearts content?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"As a female, I can't understand why we never adopted the bidet over here...

(Might be T.M.I, but) especially during "that time of month", I've always felt much cleaner abroad than I do here without having to shower after every trip to the toilet...

- Amy. xI agree, I would love one

Her

I've never worked out how to use the damn things

Just sit and whoosh, fresh as a daisy

The ones I've seen have a tap that only whooshes downwards

, if it whooshed upwards I could understand

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get many meets?"

says the guy with no meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is customary in East Indian and Japanese abloution culture to wash one's bottom with clean water. Smearing is unacceptable and somewhat primitive .

There is nothing more repugnant than skid marks in one's Ralph Lauren silk shorties. You can't polish a turd .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm regular as clockwork so never happens.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm regular as clockwork so never happens.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It is customary in East Indian and Japanese abloution culture to wash one's bottom with clean water. Smearing is unacceptable and somewhat primitive .

There is nothing more repugnant than skid marks in one's Ralph Lauren silk shorties. You can't polish a turd ."

exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get many meets?

says the guy with no meets

Going with the thought that as you have that's where he may be losing out

( not wiping properly ? )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get many meets?

says the guy with no meets

But now I know I'm supposed to wipe my arse I should get plenty. Thanks for your informative thread. I'm guessing your inundated with da ladies wanting to come check out your sparkly ring piece. Well Jel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"how about keeping a spray bottle in the bathroom, squirt the offending area, then wipe away to your hearts content? "

bog roll disintegrates when wet so no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get many meets?

says the guy with no meets

Ps. Mr Clean ring guy (as you are now known) where does it say I have no meets? Right off to jetwash my anus. Wish me luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with being clean and well groomed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get many meets?

says the guy with no meets

Ps. Mr Clean ring guy (as you are now known) where does it say I have no meets? Right off to jetwash my anus. Wish me luck."

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get many meets?

says the guy with no meets

Ps. Mr Clean ring guy (as you are now known) where does it say I have no meets? Right off to jetwash my anus. Wish me luck.

lol

Just to check. Shall I use the patio attachment or the one for tyres? Jeez I'm gonna be squeaky clean!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get many meets?

says the guy with no meets

Ps. Mr Clean ring guy (as you are now known) where does it say I have no meets? Right off to jetwash my anus. Wish me luck.

lol

Just to check. Shall I use the patio attachment or the one for tyres? Jeez I'm gonna be squeaky clean!"

better still, oven pride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get many meets?

says the guy with no meets

Ps. Mr Clean ring guy (as you are now known) where does it say I have no meets? Right off to jetwash my anus. Wish me luck.

lol

Just to check. Shall I use the patio attachment or the one for tyres? Jeez I'm gonna be squeaky clean!

better still, oven pride

Christ your hard core!! I am in awe of your spotless stinker!!! What about some Mr Muscle drain buster? Ouch my ring actually contracted at the thought of extreme chemicals down there lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jokin aside, i cant believe people who bleach it. That's crazy.

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By *andyblokeMan
over a year ago

birmingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang your arse over the edge of the bathroom sink and sloosh away to your heart's content

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And while on the subject, what's everyone having for Lunch

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By *andyblokeMan
over a year ago

birmingham

a) buy a bidet

b) don't put anything down the toilet that doesn't dissolve ... it will block up!! (tampons, condoms,cotton wool buds, dental floss, baby wipes, nappies etc)

c) cannot believe you put baby wipes down the loo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

a) buy a bidet

b) don't put anything down the toilet that doesn't dissolve ... it will block up!! (tampons, condoms,cotton wool buds, dental floss, baby wipes, nappies etc)

c) cannot believe you put baby wipes down the loo

clearing the drains taught me well not do it ever again... I was gagging

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

how about dry wipe, then use a baby wipe then bin that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet roll, then feminine wipes. get them in poundland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get one of the bog brushes, instead of using it to cleans the bog use it on your sphincter, it might chaff but it will be spotless after wards,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Get one of the bog brushes, "

sounds like you have a collection of them... I only have one and its for brushing the toilet... But i see what you did there. Good effort but me an others already smashed it with the whole OTT cleaning methods gags;)

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I havent read the thread but a high fibre diet with plenty of veg too help produce thick, solid, satisfying stools which hit the water at a pace they turn the shit into a 'self wiper'.

It can turn a horrid Monday morning into a decent one when you give it the first wipe and its all clear, no marks.

You probably will leave skidders on the pan though so use the brush, there is a slight flip side with this diet, fuck atkins, fuck weigh watchers tell the girls at bingo 'Ive started the self wiper diet this week'.

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

In Turkey & Tunisia loo roll does not get flushed, it goes in a bin at the side of the lavvy. Maybe you could wipe with tissue to get stubborn bits off, then wipe with a regular wipe and pop it in a nappy sack and out in the bin. No more disgusting than a pampers IMHO.

Julie

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Armitage shanks etc have much to answer for. We should have developed some sort of dual loo and bidet system long ago.

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Maybe you could have a Muslim shower fitted. Google it.

Or get some nappy sacks, use a baby wipe on your bum then wrap it in the sack, seal it and put it in the bathroom bin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with a clean bottom

I alway use wet wipes on mine

And always use wet wipes on my lady bits too

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By *iceduoCouple (FF)
over a year ago

manchester

you can get some very nice strawberry hello kitty ones in the 99p shop.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks for all the ideas im going round the pound shops tomorrow. Love them cheap shops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

St Izal medicated paper or tracing paper as its better known as!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

dont the wipes a bidets just leave you wet down there?

as for smearing issues using paper, i'd suggest your technique needs looking at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just drag my arse around the floor like a dog

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"dont the wipes a bidets just leave you wet down there?

as for smearing issues using paper, i'd suggest your technique needs looking at

if you had shit on your face would you be happy with just bog roll to clean it off? I use bog roll to dry AFTER cleaning my bottom PROPERLY.

if you only use paper, you have dirty bum hole end of... That's not acceptable to me.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"dont the wipes a bidets just leave you wet down there?

as for smearing issues using paper, i'd suggest your technique needs looking at

if you had shit on your face would you be happy with just bog roll to clean it off? I use bog roll to dry AFTER cleaning my bottom PROPERLY.

if you only use paper, you have dirty bum hole end of... That's not acceptable to me."

never had any complaints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can get toilets that spray then blow dry, my disabled friend has one. Does feel a lil odd lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't beleive you posted this

But nothing surprises me on here anymore lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can get toilets that spray then blow dry, my disabled friend has one. Does feel a lil odd lol

ok i must be tired - read that as dismantled friend - sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Look up a SHATTAF on ebay.. it is a hose pipe with or without a thermostat fixes to the loo or the pipes by the loo. with a spray head. various prices im told easy to fit . looks very good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I so want to believe you

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Whilst in Turkey recently, in my hotel room that wasadapted for disabled/wheelchair users, the toilet was already fitted with a pipe that squirted water up your poip shoot. Just pressed a button and voilà!!! Water was cold, so it was a bit of a shock to the system!!!

At home, I use Huggies baby wipes, then pop them in a nappy sack and into the bin. I even carry wipes out with me, as I've used them for that long, I just don't feel clean without them.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

*was adapted

*poop shoot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just bleached my ringer. Looks like a polo that spits chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get many meets?"

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