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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It occurred to me that the Internet is a virtual place. So much of what goes on ,on Fab isn't necessarily real in a true sense.

So in essence Fab could actually be a place....A town called Fab.

Describe the town or aspects of it ?

I imagine the town has a smoke filled beer swilling club called The Rant. There's constant problems there with punch ups and public disorder, especially on cheap Thursday nights.

Festooned along the high street are scaffolding structures where builders (all single men) leer and wolf whistle as people walk by . They bare their bums and offer all sorts to anyone who makes eye contact.

Over to you....add an aspect to the town.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wine bar for the classy ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A wine bar for the classy ladies "

Ahhh but what would it be called and is it for members only ? I imagine it to be called The Established. With a pink neon cocktail glass light outside, men queue up to watch as the members enter, drooling on the pavement shouting pick me pick me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A wine bar for the classy ladies

Ahhh but what would it be called and is it for members only ? I imagine it to be called The Established. With a pink neon cocktail glass light outside, men queue up to watch as the members enter, drooling on the pavement shouting pick me pick me."

Uptown Girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP are you a writer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On Thursdays it could be "A town called Malice"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP are you a writer?"

I'm afraid not...why? Shall we set up a Fab newspaper. ..Describe the building and who works there.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

And the.local pub is called the forum.

The lounge bar is a bit rowdy but mostly good natured, the occasional fight breaks out but as long ad the bouncers are on duty it gets sorted and there are regular lock ins where we all sit around talking crap and navel gazing.

Oh, and there are frequent wet t shirt and perky buns competitions!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On Thursdays it could be "A town called Malice" "

Not today. Its feel good Thurday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

slaughter house for all the newbies who put a foot outta line

the kids playground for all the on going bitching

corner shop for all the gossips.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I'd like a nice cellar somewhere to keep my victims. Prior to harvesting their skin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm - parkland with woods and padded picnic tables......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Who's car workshop - for all things car related (though hes an alpha specialist)

CheekyChops Diner = all things food related, does the occasional speed dating night too

Femmes Shoes = local shoe shop, sells all things dangerous looking and expensive

Hottie Botties Autos - She knows not alot about cars but own a mechanics workshop to perve over greased up men in overalls

McRyans - For all your burger needs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP are you a writer?

I'm afraid not...why? Shall we set up a Fab newspaper. ..Describe the building and who works there."

You have a good imagination. I'm afraid mine isn't working at the moment so I'll just observe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if we make it a wild west theme Jezebel and Ruggers can be the Sheriffs ..

I so love the chaps look (think Christina Aguilera in the Dirrrty video)

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Mr Who's car workshop - for all things car related (though hes an alpha specialist)

CheekyChops Diner = all things food related, does the occasional speed dating night too

Femmes Shoes = local shoe shop, sells all things dangerous looking and expensive

Hottie Botties Autos - She knows not alot about cars but own a mechanics workshop to perve over greased up men in overalls

McRyans - For all your burger needs

"

Fucking hell why didn't I think about this before? Genius plan!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cute and sassys holiday shop. Advice on Luggage and what to take and not to take

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Mr who and I could have a joint venture. He could actually fix the cars and I could be the saucy secretary doing the paperwork and the hot mechanics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There would have to be a bridge for the trolls to hang out underneath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr who and I could have a joint venture. He could actually fix the cars and I could be the saucy secretary doing the paperwork and the hot mechanics "

deffo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cute and sassys holiday shop. Advice on Luggage and what to take and not to take "

haha id be so amazingly shit at that job,, id end up sacking myself

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"There would have to be a bridge for the trolls to hang out underneath"

Yeah... A big one!!!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"if we make it a wild west theme Jezebel and Ruggers can be the Sheriffs ..

I so love the chaps look (think Christina Aguilera in the Dirrrty video)"

And the town jail where people that break the law get sent for 24/48/72 hours.

And the black hole where the judges (admin) send people that keep breaking the law never to be seen again!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cute and sassys holiday shop. Advice on Luggage and what to take and not to take

haha id be so amazingly shit at that job,, id end up sacking myself "

But you would soon learn as you go on ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have to have a shop for selling Snake Oil

Bladey and Mr Who run the local garage

Toshn runs the greasy spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the.local pub is called the forum.

The lounge bar is a bit rowdy but mostly good natured, the occasional fight breaks out but as long ad the bouncers are on duty it gets sorted and there are regular lock ins where we all sit around talking crap and navel gazing.

Oh, and there are frequent wet t shirt and perky buns competitions! "

and a place where single guys can go without being overcharged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not to forget the wood with log cabins and hot tubs that leads into the private beach with cliffs and a waterfall and a private yacht in the bay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd have to have a shop for selling Snake Oil

Bladey and Mr Who run the local garage

Toshn runs the greasy spoon

"

Yeah Toshn can make us all breakfast each day

good call

If Rustynutz was about still he'd have done night security for the town

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"And the.local pub is called the forum.

The lounge bar is a bit rowdy but mostly good natured, the occasional fight breaks out but as long ad the bouncers are on duty it gets sorted and there are regular lock ins where we all sit around talking crap and navel gazing.

Oh, and there are frequent wet t shirt and perky buns competitions!

and a place where single guys can go without being overcharged "

Where single men are welcomed.not.only.with open arms but also with tongues!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd be the mystery vandal who pops out at night and rearranges all of the shop signs so they say something quite different in the morning.

Sassy's holiday shop would have a sign that when she went home read:

'Sassy holidays, for sassy people'

but when she arrived the next morning, by dint of nicking letters from other shops would now read:

'Boobies are us'

I'd also be responsible for running the town joke shop, called Titz' Tricks.

I would attempt to look innocent when stood next to wanted posters of a masked busty girly who is suspected of putting wet paint on all the door handles and making repeated crank calls to the tavern.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd have to have a shop for selling Snake Oil

Bladey and Mr Who run the local garage

Toshn runs the greasy spoon

Yeah Toshn can make us all breakfast each day

good call

If Rustynutz was about still he'd have done night security for the town"

If he's on nights I'll do the days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 wheels can run the bike shop (actual bikes..just to clarify)

Evie can run the spot popping clinic,, for all gruesome bodily issues (she digs that stuff)

Letsbe can be the towns Hockey Club manager

Lickety and Granny can be the equivalent to the Citizens Advice..

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

And it would be dress (and trousers) down Friday, everyday but Saturday......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be the mystery vandal who pops out at night and rearranges all of the shop signs so they say something quite different in the morning.

Sassy's holiday shop would have a sign that when she went home read:

'Sassy holidays, for sassy people'

but when she arrived the next morning, by dint of nicking letters from other shops would now read:

'Boobies are us'

I'd also be responsible for running the town joke shop, called Titz' Tricks.

I would attempt to look innocent when stood next to wanted posters of a masked busty girly who is suspected of putting wet paint on all the door handles and making repeated crank calls to the tavern. "

Perfect Don't forget your insurance business it will probably still be needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would run a bakery full of cakes snd nibbles. Called Tasty Treats x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i be the vicar to whom EVERYONE with naughty thoughts has to come and confess to.... not only that but they have to show me exactly what they have done wrong

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Can I be madam chair of the WI?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lovely house cleaning service where the cleaners wear which ever outfit the customer prefers

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Can we have J0die as the town crier?

I can picture her on a box, ringing a big bell, shouting, 'Hear ye, o hear ye! What kind of bastard just stops dead outside of a shop?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would run a bakery full of cakes snd nibbles. Called Tasty Treats x"

Thought you'd be running the Haberdashery shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would run a bakery full of cakes snd nibbles. Called Tasty Treats x

Thought you'd be running the Haberdashery shop "

Think id be lonely in there, everyone loces nibbles and cake xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would run a bakery full of cakes snd nibbles. Called Tasty Treats x

Thought you'd be running the Haberdashery shop

Think id be lonely in there, everyone loces nibbles and cake xx"

I like cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

popeye can be in the male grooming sector.. beard trims and hair styling

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Of course we have to have our services too...fire,ambulance,police hospitals etc.

The Fab police will patrol the streets in a friendly manner...supported by the SID....spelling investigation department issuing spelling tickets to those who break this law !

Everyone love's falling over and being pampered by the nurses too ! This place is sounding like utopia !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id open a camera shop which also sells mini sky remots, lynx cans and 15cm rulers marked up like a meter stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"popeye can be in the male grooming sector.. beard trims and hair styling

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I think cute would be the local Private investigator

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Can I be madam chair of the WI? "

Ooh they have their own range of yarn in hobby craft you know!! Can I join?? Whilst I'm not getting bonked senseless by mechanics we can crochet, drink tea, eat cake and gossip

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


" Of course we have to have our services too...fire,ambulance,police hospitals etc.

The Fab police will patrol the streets in a friendly manner...supported by the SID....spelling investigation department issuing spelling tickets to those who break this law !

Everyone love's falling over and being pampered by the nurses too ! This place is sounding like utopia !!"

I'm a detective!!! Crikey I'm gonna be busy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"popeye can be in the male grooming sector.. beard trims and hair styling

I think cute would be the local Private investigator "

lol nooooo... Detective Hottie Bottie is perfect for that job

I'll be in childcare so others can work.. failing that i'll be in the retirement home/ or 'health spa' giving bed baths out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"popeye can be in the male grooming sector.. beard trims and hair styling

I think cute would be the local Private investigator

lol nooooo... Detective Hottie Bottie is perfect for that job

I'll be in childcare so others can work.. failing that i'll be in the retirement home/ or 'health spa' giving bed baths out "

But u seem to know wayyyyy more about everyone

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By *itten-xxxWoman
over a year ago

North West

Don't forget a beauty salon for all our waxing needs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The town of Fab will of course need it's very own democratically voted for Mayor or Mayoress. Instead of the classic rather garish gold chain around the neck, they must adorn a delightful pearl necklace for all and sundry to dream about.

Cycling does seem to cause a contentious issue amongst towns folk, especially the two abreast in the road types. It is now law that on Fab roads you can only cycle if accompanied by breasts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't forget a beauty salon for all our waxing needs "

Oh I could do that ! I have a quite sadistic part of me that would find it fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I imagine it would be like a movie set. Lots of staged settings and building's but once you open the door and look in its completely empty and not real at all!!!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Can I be madam chair of the WI?

Ooh they have their own range of yarn in hobby craft you know!! Can I join?? Whilst I'm not getting bonked senseless by mechanics we can crochet, drink tea, eat cake and gossip "

Of course!

It will be open to all the women (and t girls) of the village and be a nurturing environment for all cooking, baking and crafts. We will have guest speakers who we will heckle in a ladylike manner and snort and snigger at any unintended innuendo, even at things that aren't innuendo.

And it will be the main communications hub for the village, where people who wouldn't normally meet up will share a cuppa and a biccie accompanied by all the most salacious information we have.

Just like any WI.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is sounding like an excellent place to live, put my name down for a little house with a garden, need to think of a business venture though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I imagine it would be like a movie set. Lots of staged settings and building's but once you open the door and look in its completely empty and not real at all!!!"

Define real...are you real ? You are but a virtual shadow on Fab but if something exists in your head or in a conversation then it's tangible and real ? After all Fab does deal in the business of fantasy with a percentage living it be that good or bad.

I shall pencil you in for the small dark drinking den off one of the cobbled side streets called The Half Empty Glass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I imagine it would be like a movie set. Lots of staged settings and building's but once you open the door and look in its completely empty and not real at all!!!

Define real...are you real ? You are but a virtual shadow on Fab but if something exists in your head or in a conversation then it's tangible and real ? After all Fab does deal in the business of fantasy with a percentage living it be that good or bad.

I shall pencil you in for the small dark drinking den off one of the cobbled side streets called The Half Empty Glass."

So those voices in my head are real after all???? And my neighbours dog telling me to kill???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would open a jewelers selling nipple rings tongue studs cock rings etc and would call it "stud muffings"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il call dibs on the lingerie shop

L's lushh lingerie

With photo booth style changing rooms so u can take a pic of urself in chosen outfit to see how it looks and possibly send to ur playmates to tease and tantilise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" It occurred to me that the Internet is a virtual place. So much of what goes on ,on Fab isn't necessarily real in a true sense.

So in essence Fab could actually be a place....A town called Fab.

Describe the town or aspects of it ?

I imagine the town has a smoke filled beer swilling club called The Rant. There's constant problems there with punch ups and public disorder, especially on cheap Thursday nights.

Festooned along the high street are scaffolding structures where builders (all single men) leer and wolf whistle as people walk by . They bare their bums and offer all sorts to anyone who makes eye contact.

Over to you....add an aspect to the town."

A library...don't forget us nerds.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Not to forget the wood with log cabins and hot tubs that leads into the private beach with cliffs and a waterfall and a private yacht in the bay "

I was just going to say that - the 'Fantasy set' where you can create the alpine backdrop for the log fire and fur rugs......aw heck, lets just have our own indoor ski slope where you can drink mulled wine all day and the cool dudes

impress the ladies with their aerials!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a Fab Town already it's called Cap D'Agde... Everything you imagined takes place here ...

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By *spcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Fan look like a city plenty of enjoy. And we put there our small stone.

" the tapas?" Is our small tapas bar where the people can get relax eating our Mediterranean food in a place warm as only a Spanish couple can made it.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


" It occurred to me that the Internet is a virtual place. So much of what goes on ,on Fab isn't necessarily real in a true sense.

So in essence Fab could actually be a place....A town called Fab.

Describe the town or aspects of it ?

I imagine the town has a smoke filled beer swilling club called The Rant. There's constant problems there with punch ups and public disorder, especially on cheap Thursday nights.

Festooned along the high street are scaffolding structures where builders (all single men) leer and wolf whistle as people walk by . They bare their bums and offer all sorts to anyone who makes eye contact.

Over to you....add an aspect to the town.

A library...don't forget us nerds."

In which case I'd better be the head librarian, in line with my previous user name.

I'll be very strict and there will be a look of looking over my glasses at reprobates and miscreants who think they can be noisy or chew gum!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I could offer a milliner's service, just need a name for it

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Now opening an opticians for those who have trouble seeing winks and also those who see too many. Need to find a friendly receptionist who likes a uniform or working nude.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could offer a milliner's service, just need a name for it "

Hats now that's an unusual shop addition these days...may I respectfully suggest the name "Beret Fab Hats"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about a old ruin/ castle with functional dungeon's

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By *utzzCouple
over a year ago

wrexham

We will set up a high class club with extra special vip areas for the local elite called "The Clique" Membership will be by invitation only and we'd probably get kicked out at the first AGM

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I wonder if anyone will get anything delivered, or plumbed without fucking the person doing it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really want to move to this village!

When's it opening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I would like to be an estate agent in this village, then I might have the cheeky chance to play whilst showing other around houses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

definately have some stocks to place some folk for public humiliation - outside the club called the forum might be an ideal location -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does the town need a clit inspector or a boob tester?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder if anyone will get anything delivered, or plumbed without fucking the person doing it? "

think it would make for a very community spirited environment - lots of offers of assistance for odd jobs

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

Would anyone like an Indian restaurant? If so I am going to apply for planning permission and start on my H.A.C.C.P plans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puts his name down for a two bed apartment over looking lake fab

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"popeye can be in the male grooming sector.. beard trims and hair styling

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And personal shopping.

I'd run the corset and kink emporium.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Has anyone set up a hotel offering rooms by the hour yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone set up a hotel offering rooms by the hour yet?"

im wondering if Alex Polizi is on here after her stint in a naturist hotel lol

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By *imnher2Woman
over a year ago

watford

i think il open a gym, with swimming pool, sauna, jacuzzi, hot tub.. a place where u can chill out after a hard days work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Come on guys and girls you need to describe your venture so we can all visualise the place

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By *spcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Portsmouth

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By *spcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"i think il open a gym, with swimming pool, sauna, jacuzzi, hot tub.. a place where u can chill out after a hard days work"

A great idea!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Beret Fab Hats will not only pander to the discerning customer in the hat department, we will also stock a range of masks for those themed evenings

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield


" Come on guys and girls you need to describe your venture so we can all visualise the place "

Why don't you be the interior designer since you seem to be good at that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like to open either a clothes and accessories shop or a photographers. Id work with a professional photographer who'd take the pics and id come up with the theme, the poses, the clothes and make up.

No cum dribbling out of mouths would be allowed though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Come on guys and girls you need to describe your venture so we can all visualise the place

Why don't you be the interior designer since you seem to be good at that. "
Am I?...have you been in my house without me knowing !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a footy team called Shagged Out Rovers and they could play at the Wide Open Stadium

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone claimed the milkman role yet?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Has anyone claimed the milkman role yet? "

Some guy called Ernie has bagged that one

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Can I be the local militant who refuses to care if his spelling is right an doesn't gives 2 hoots about punctuation plzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I'd open a Ladieeees. Shoe shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'd be some kind of local charity guru, or someone who helps keep things good in the fab community.

I'd offer a good platform for people to improve the fab town, and be a great shoulder to cry on (single guy rants excluded) for the town.

When's this place getting built?!

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Please please can I have a reptile shop there ?

D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone claimed the milkman role yet?

Some guy called Ernie has bagged that one "

Shame, wanted to be like the old softcore porn that used to be about, you know, milkman porks everyone in site lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'll open a cake shop....call it cheekychops does cake

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I'll open a cake shop....call it cheekychops does cake "

I've met cake and she's very pleasant and seems a lot more cheerful since you've been doing her.

Fireblade - you are the local rebel without a clause, out on your bike taking it through the drive through and creating your own drive through, where one doesn't exist, such as in popular cake shops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, I'll settle for being the local bank manager, whilst hated by some, all the financially embarrassed women would dress in their sexiest lingerie and fuck me in my office on the desk an the big leather sofa in order to extend their overdraft, thus fulfilling many of my fantasies. Female staff only and stockings and suspenders are compulsory uniform. My horny bi staff would put on a show for me when it's quiet, and take it in turns to keep me amused. Of course it's my bank, so everyone gets what the need anyway. When do you want the money to start building ? (well if your gonna fantasise) - shit, didn't get nurses in there

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Ah, but as being a bank manager means you get to figuratively fuck more people rather than literally, it may be better suited to someone into phonesex in a big way

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Damn someone has already nicked my idea for having a gym...

I want to run one one day, and will call it "Get yer kit on!" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah, but as being a bank manager means you get to figuratively fuck more people rather than literally, it may be better suited to someone into phonesex in a big way "

Ha ha, good point, think I'll be a uk subsidiary of the federal reserve, so I can simultaneously give everyone whatever they ask for and bankrupt the US (stop them waging war on anyone else). See Fab Town could save the world ( sorry to all our US friends, know we're just as bad) well all be millionaires I tell you...... Millionaires

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

This is 1 fantastic thread if only if fecking only.......zoooom im of to raid cheeky for the 5th time today.....

Hmmmmm raid cheeky or raids cheekys....somtimes this bad spelling things not so bad hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This reminds me of Habbo Hotel - Fabbo Hotel?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"This reminds me of Habbo Hotel - Fabbo Hotel?"

You remind me of something ohhhhh yes my youth wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i be the Town Graffiti artist

I have Crayons

Bunkup Banksy

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